Chapter Thirty-Eight: When Romance Meets Robbery
Liu Bang came back and became the Duke of Pei, and Pei County got temporary peace.
Wang Xiaoming took Qin Shuang aimlessly, listlessly wandering around the street stalls, no matter what he picked up, Wang Xiaoming just looked at it and put it back.
Qin Shuang glared and said, "Whether you buy it or not, I've been shopping with you for an afternoon, aren't you tired?" Is it so hypocritical to buy a gift? ”
Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly, "This is what you don't understand, buying gifts is for the people who receive gifts to like, if the gifts you buy are not liked by others, isn't it just spending money to buy them?" So it's better to buy an expensive one, and forget about this kind of stall......"
Qin Shuang pouted, "I think it's true that you don't understand, the person receiving the gift likes a gift because it's precious,
Gifts are not valuable, the gift is the most important, if the gift is their own person, then even if it is a comb, a mirror is precious,
On the contrary, even if you send a golden hairpin and beautiful jade, you won't feel how happy! ”
Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly, he didn't understand this truth, he just reluctantly accepted the fact that Yu Ji didn't like him.
Suddenly, Wang Xiaoming said, "Qin Shuang, can you do me a favor?" ”
Qin Shuang shouted, "What's the hurry? ”
…………
On the second night, Yu Ji was dressed in a white gauze dress, like a beautiful shadow under the moon, and slowly came to the river......
Her expression was a little complicated, and she was a little excited about it, because tomorrow Xiang Yu would come to pick her up, after a year of separation, a lot of things happened, and now Xiang Yu is already a famous anti-Qin general.
He lied to Yu Ji at the beginning, to be honest, Yu Ji is still a little aggrieved in her heart now......
Alas! Forget it, don't think about it, wait until we meet tomorrow and then go to question and complain in person!
Huh? Didn't Qin Shuang say that she was going to hold a unique birthday party for herself by the river? Why is there no one to be seen?
When Yu Ji was wondering, she saw a colorful lantern boat flowing down the river upstream......
It was a lonely boat made of flowers, and there was a heart-shaped flower plate made of flowers on it, and the sparkle of red candles and lanterns was very eye-catching in this night!
Yu Ji couldn't help but look stupid, this ...... Is this a dream?
No, it wasn't a dream, because she saw that there was clearly another person on the boat, and she knew this person - Wang Xiaoming.
Wang Xiaoming, dressed in a male god costume and holding a torch, smiled affectionately at Yu Ji, and then lit a fuse, which connected dozens of candles.
As the candlelight was lit little by little, the word "Yu Ji" finally appeared on the bow of the ship......
Yu Ji looked a little stupid......
Wang Xiaoming rowed the flower boat to the shore and smiled at Yu Ji, "I have spent a lot of time on this, I don't know if you will ...... Well, I just hope you like it. ”
Yu Ji came back to her senses, pointed to a string of lights behind the word "Yu Ji", and said, "What is this string of ghost symbols?" ”
Wang Xiaoming said bitterly, "It's iloveyou, Sanskrit, I don't know what it means, hehe......"
Yu Ji had already rejected him twice, and he liked two words, and Wang Xiaoming didn't have the courage to say it anymore.
Yu Ji nodded with a smile: "Actually...... You don't have to do this for me, I have Shaoyu, and he's coming to pick me up tomorrow......"
Wang Xiaoming said lightly, "I know, I don't do these things for a reason, I really don't do why, just for my will, there is nothing else......"
Yu Ji was a little apologetic, and suddenly smiled again, "I said why Qin Shuang asked me to come to such a place, it turned out to be you...... But seriously, she seems to be nice to you lately, and often helps you say good things......"
Wang Xiaoming smiled and said, "One day husband and wife are graceful, and there is ...... between husband and wife."
Yu Ji "fluttered" and smiled, "Come on, you two are not husband and wife at all, and sleeping in the same room every day is just a cover-up...... Well!? No, it's hard for you! ……? ”
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said: "No, no, no!" We don't, really nothing! ”
Yu Ji pouted, "Is it necessary to explain it to me?" ”
Wang Xiaoming was very sure: "Yes! ”
Yu Ji thought for a while and said, "Okay, whatever you want, in fact, seriously, I'm quite grateful to you for taking such good care of me this year......"
Wang Xiaoming's face was a little moved.
Yu Ji said again, "Although you are timid, lewd, greedy for money, and lustful......"
Wang Xiaoming cried with a sad face and said, "I don't bring you to praise ...... like this"
Yu Ji couldn't help but smile, "Okay, okay, I'm wrong, in fact, I can see that you are a good person, really ......"
Wang Xiaoming said happily: "I swear, you are not wrong about this!" ”
Yu Ji said again, "Also, take a closer look, you are indeed quite handsome......"
Wang Xiaoming was intoxicated and said, "I'm going to ascend to heaven......"
Yu Ji put away her smile and said slowly, "Okay, thank you for your birthday gift, I like it very much, really, I ...... I'm going back. ”
Not long after Wang Xiaoming ascended to the sky, he fell down heavily and said, "Okay, okay...... You...... You wait for me, I'll send you back......"
Yu Ji nodded.
After Wang Xiaoming slowly walked to a forest by the river, he sighed, damn it, I was roasted by candles on the boat just now, and I was already suffocated by a bubble of urine, alas! Let's have fun now!
Wang Xiaoming threw into the river, the image was undisciplined, and when he was done, he lifted his pants, and immediately regained his male demeanor, and walked out of the woods in a graceful manner.
"What are you doing? Such a half day? Yu Ji couldn't help but ask.
Wang Xiaoming said lightly, "It's nothing, just now I saw a few flowers by the river that were about to wither due to lack of nutrition, so I went to help the plants grow." ”
Yu Ji let out an "oh".
The two of them were just about to leave, but suddenly a shout came from behind them, "Hey! Nabs! Say what about you! Turn it around! ”
Wang Xiaoming and Yu Ji were shocked, how could there be people here in the middle of the night?
When the two of them looked back, they were so frightened that they screamed, "Ah! ”
I saw a wicked man with a cloak and a wet body, standing in the water with half his body, glaring at them angrily, could it be that this is the legend - drowned ghosts!
The wicked man walked slowly ashore, huh? He has a shadow! Then he's not a ghost!
Wang Xiaoming blocked Yu Ji behind him, "Hehe, big brother, are you okay?" ”
This evil man is strange enough, his face is ugly, and he has a large piece of dog skin plaster, could it be that he has hemorrhoids on his face?
I saw the plaster man snort coldly, "It's not a big deal, it's just that I was drinking water while taking a bath downstream just now, but I suddenly found that the originally sweet river water had a hint of urine smell, dare to ask, did you pee in the river just now?" ”
Yu Ji looked at Wang Xiaoming in astonishment, and Wang Xiaoming flatly denied, "It's definitely not me!" There are often people grazing cattle in this river, and it's normal to smell a little urine! Why do you say that I supplied? ”
The plaster man said angrily: "Nonsense! The water of this river comes from the Nongfu Spring in the mountains, which has always been sweet and delicious, and no one in the vicinity will graze cattle here! How dare you say it's not you! ”
Wang Xiaoming sneered, "Okay, big brother, I was wrong......"
The plaster man said coldly: "Are you done with one confession?" I've taken a few sips of this water just now, so what do you say about it? ”
When Wang Xiaoming heard it, he understood, "Yes!" Ten taels of silver, I'm sorry for my eldest brother, you go buy a few bottles of high-end mouthwash......"
The plaster man sneered, "Ten taels? Are you going to ask me for food? At least a thousand taels! ”
Wang Xiaoming and Yu Ji were shocked: "Why don't you go and grab it!" ”
The plaster man pulled out the machete, "That's right! That's robbery! ”
Damn! You're too shameless, aren't you?
I finally had a chance to have a romantic relationship with Yu Ji, and you actually came to rob it!
Looking at the tip of the knife pointing to the tip of his nose, Wang Xiaoming forced out a smile, "Hehe, robbery?" Yes, yes, who doesn't want to have silver in their hands to moisturize and moisturize during the New Year...... Eldest brother...... Don't freeze the chicken, I'll give it to me......"
After speaking, he reached into his trouser pocket and took out the silver.
The plaster man smiled proudly, "Count you as a kid, if everyone were like you, how much more...... Ah! Your sister! ”
I saw Wang Xiaoming strike out with a heavy punch with lightning speed, and the plaster man fell into the river with a bloody nose, and the machete in his hand also sank to the bottom of the river and disappeared......
Wang Xiaoming pulled up Yu Ji and shouted, "Yu Ji! Come on! ”
Yu Ji panicked and hurriedly ran with Wang Xiaoming......
Wang Xiaoming looked back while running, fortunately, the plaster man didn't chase ...... Damn! it!
I saw that on the slope in front of me, the plaster man was already waiting there with a nosebleed and angry......
Wang Xiaoming lost his voice and said, "Big brother! You're hooked! It must be like this! ”
The plaster man snorted coldly, gritted his teeth and said, "Open the hang!" Brat! You meow to Lao Tzu to see clearly! ”
After speaking, he took out a certificate of merit: "This is the certificate of merit of Lao Tzu for the first place in the 200-meter sprint at the Seven Nations Games!" ”
Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded when he heard this: "Eh! No, big brother, the name written on this certificate is clearly Yingbu! It is said that Yingbunai is a black-faced thief, you ......"
I saw the plaster man tear off the plaster on his face, and sure enough, the word "cheap man" was engraved on it.
When Wang Xiaoming saw it, he hurriedly rubbed his hands, and his head drooped slightly, "Wow!" Big brother, your two words are really iron and silver hooks, vigorous and powerful, and your character is vividly portrayed, and the five bodies that the younger brother admires are thrown to the ground......"
Wang Xiaoming flickered, his eyes flashed, and he was about to give him another punch by surprise, but as soon as he raised his head, he was punched by Yingbu first, "Oops! ”
Yingbu sneered, "Don't think you're going to sneak attack!" Compare me to me! You're not far from it! ”
After speaking, he was about to reach out to grab Yu Ji, Wang Xiaoming endured the severe pain, and stepped forward to hug Yingbu's waist, "Yu Ji, run!" Leave me alone! ”
Yu Ji was so frightened that she couldn't go, and she didn't go......
Yingbu was annoyed and angry, and smashed Wang Xiaoming's back on his waist with a punch, "Let go!" You scum with only five combat power! ”
Wang Xiaoming burst out a mouthful of blood with a "wow", gritted his teeth, "Don't let go!" There's a kind of you beat me to death! Yu Ji, let's go! ”
Yu Ji held back her tears, let out an "oh" in a panic, and was about to escape.
I saw Yingbu dragging Wang Xiaoming forward and grabbing Yu Ji's jade hand, and Yu Ji screamed in fright......
Wang Xiaoming was in a hurry, stretched out his hand to steal the peach with a monkey, and Yingbu screamed, "Ah! ”
Another punch slammed down, Wang Xiaoming vomited blood and rolled his eyes, gritted his teeth, and the hand that stole the peach was strong again, shouting, "Let her go!" ”
Yingbu screamed so badly that his voice changed, "You let it go first!"
One punch and another smash down.
Wang Xiaoming vomited blood and exerted force, "You put it first!" ”
The two competed, Yingbu punched one punch after another, and Wang Xiaoming worked harder and harder every time.
Until the end, Yingbu cried "Woo...... Can you let it go, the Lun family is really hurting......"
Wang Xiaoming said weakly, "You...... Let's put ...... first"
Yingbu cried and let go of Yu Ji's hand.
Wang Xiaoming rolled his eyes and fainted.
Read the first book of the novel