I don't know if you have ever encountered this situation, that is, after going out to work in the morning, when you get home in the evening, you find that someone has stuffed a lot of advertising leaflets through the cracks in the door.

I'll rub it! Now such a situation has been encountered by the people of Pei County.

When they woke up, they found that someone had stuffed them with more than n refreshing leaflets through the crack in the door in the middle of the night......

I'll go! That picture makes people can't bear to look at it directly, but they can't help but look at it......

I saw that on the screen, the beast of the tooth was furious, one halberd fought three heroes, and the ghost cried wolf, and the three little Lou Lou trembled, and they were defeated again and again......

Early in the morning, people gathered and talked about it......

"I'll go! I can't imagine that Yongya, who usually pretends to be dignified, is actually this virtue! I didn't even let go of my own subordinates, I'll wipe it! He actually ...... I rub! Isn't this trick the legendary Roc spreading its wings! ”

"Cut! It's just a domineering move, look at him! It turns out that his little Tintin is deformed! It's not much bigger than a matchstick, and when you look at it with a magnifying glass, it's still twisted......"

"Shameless, alas! Isn't this scene a nunnery in the north of the city? Let's go check and see if they're still there! ”

People rushed to tell each other and formed groups to come to the nunnery......

Of course they were still there, Wang Xiaoming locked them inside with a lock, and none of them could escape.

As soon as he woke up, he saw that his three horses were naked and huddled in the corner.

His face was frightened and ashamed, he wept and trembled......

Yongya touched his head, his head still hurt a little, what happened yesterday, he couldn't remember at all.

When the three horses saw that Yongya had woken up, they were even more frightened.

Yongya snorted coldly, "Where is this?" I'll go, my head hurts,

Alas! I said that you don't wear clothes, what does this mean, isn't it because you want to lean over and offer chrysanthemums?

Roll the calves for me! Lao Tzu won't ...... No...... Won't ......"

Suddenly, he saw that he was all smooth and slippery, and his teeth seemed to remember something! I saw that he himself screamed first, "Ah! Damn! You guys! You beasts! Eight calves! ……”

I saw him quickly pick up the clothes on the ground and put on himself indiscriminately, "Lao Tzu already knows that you guys have bad intentions towards me!" He actually assassinated me while I was asleep!

it! Look at you turtle grandchildren, Xiao Ding Ding is very deformed and twisted, actually ...... I even let a few of you get it! Oh, my God! This...... This...... How will I see people in the future! ”

The three horses were stunned for a moment, and then hugged their heads and cried, "This stinky and shameless thing is so shameless...... Woohoo......"

Yongya got dressed and shouted, "Don't make a noise about this matter first!" Otherwise, let others know that Lao Tzu has peeled your skin! Hum! I'll go back and take a shower first, and I'll settle accounts with you later!" …… Hey? What's going on? Feed! Why can't the door open! ……”

"! Who the hell locked the door! it! I saw that Yongya was annoyed and angry, and he picked up the Buddha statue in the lobby and smashed it towards the door, with a loud bang, and the door was smashed......

"I'll go! Look at you! This kid is so mad that he doesn't even let go of the Buddha statue! ”

"Oops! Shameless! Shameless! The crowd was indignant......

Yongyan was stunned for a moment, and was shocked, "Liu Bang!" You...... How did you get into town! ”

Liu Bang said solemnly: "Of course, the people of Pei County supported me to enter the city!" Now I want to severely punish you shameless person for the people of Pei County, Wang Ba Lizi! ”

"That's right! We resolutely support Peigong! ”

I'll it! Now everyone respectfully calls Liu Bang Pei Gong, and even his own subordinates are all on his side, this is ...... What the hell is going on!

Yongya broke out in a cold sweat, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!" You say I'm shameless! What proof do you have! ”

I saw the crowd all over the courtyard raising the photos in their hands and shouting in unison, "There is a picture and the truth!" ”

I saw that the ninth uncle, who was no longer able to walk, came with a cattle slaughtering knife again, "Let's ...... I...... Chop and he's going to do it first! ”

Fortunately, Liu Bang stopped him lovingly, or Uncle Jiu might have fallen to the ground if he was not careful.

Yongya picked up the propaganda on the ground and looked at it, and jumped like thunder, "No! This is not true! This is definitely someone ps! This person above is definitely not me, and my eagle is by no means deformed! Aunt Six, do you say yes! ”

I saw a middle-aged woman, jumping up and scolding, "Yongyan!" One person does things and one person does it! Don't be so special, don't try to put the basin on the old lady's head! The old lady has nothing to do with you! ”

Yongya gritted his teeth with hatred, you are a sixth aunt, you actually turned your face and didn't recognize people, fortunately, I have a lot of Yongyan and red faces, and it is not uncommon for you to be a yellow-faced woman!

"Aunt Zhang, you must testify to me, my little Ding Ding ......"

"you! This high-definition picture of no horse is clear, and the ghost will testify to you! ”

"Widow Zhao! For our sake......"

"Get out! You mad dog wants to bite someone, don't you? Don't believe him, everyone! ”

Yongya hated, looking at the triumphant Liu Bang, and was about to make a final argument, but saw the three horses who were destroyed by him last night crying bitterly and walked out.

"That's him! It's this bastard, beast! It's so disgusting, it's disgusting, he played with me, he didn't give me a hundred yuan, and he had to call someone to beat me, he was really bad, so bad! ”

Li Shiqi followed behind a few of them and took the lead in shouting, it turned out that he had just gone in and turned them all against him......

Yongyan hated so much that his eyes were about to fall, "Liu Bang! It has to be you! You bastard must be framing me! ”

"Amitabha! Master Yongshi himself made a big mistake, so he should accept the punishment calmly, and never ...... again," said the exterminator too slowly.

Yongya scolded, "Punish your sister!" You old! Lao Tzu is kind, seeing that you are depressed every night, I bring cucumbers to ...... every day"

Exterminator's face changed abruptly: "Bold fanatic!" Death is still talking nonsense! Sisters, let's go up! The bones broke the leg and discounted, cut him a deflated calf, stinky and shameless, good! ”

After that, he took the lead in smashing several front teeth with a mallet, and the majority of women flocked to it, and the scene was so spectacular that people did not dare to look at it directly......

Wang Xiaoming looked at the Yong Tooth that was constantly surging blood, and couldn't bear it, and said, "Brother Bang, do you want to ......?"

I saw Liu Bang touch his chin and said, "It's strange! Why do those yellow-faced women only beat their mouths? What are they trying to hide? ”

Yongya screamed again and again, and Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Brother Bang, don't hit Shenshen, Yongya will be killed by them!" ”

Fan Xu snorted coldly, "Isn't it better to be killed?" ”

Wang Xiaoming knew that Yongya didn't deserve to die, and he was finally made a marquis by Liu Bang, but how could he explain this?

I saw the sixth aunt take off her mille-feuille shoes, and desperately fanned her big mouth, "Tell you to spray feces!" Tell you to spray manure ......"

Soon one of the mouths of Yongya became two fat sausages, fat sausages that were bubbling with blood.

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Brother Bang! My sister-in-law is about to give birth in the next few days, and when a new life is born, I can't see blood! Be careful that you will give birth to a deformed child, a demented child......"

Liu Bang's face changed: "Stop!" ”

I saw that the majority of women stopped one after another and looked at Liu Bang.

Liu Bang coughed dryly twice, "Ahem!" For the New Year, why do you have to fight and kill? A turtle grandson like him, I won't bother my sisters to do it, so as not to damage the noble and beautiful image of my sisters, I promise, as soon as the New Year is over, he will be skinned and cramped immediately, so as to eliminate the hatred in the hearts of my sisters......"

The sixth aunt took the lead and said, "No! A shameless person like him who spews feces can't let him live longer for a day! ”

"That's right! That's right! The women echoed in unison.

Wang Xiaoming was shocked, and it was really the most poisonous woman's heart.

Liu Bang coughed dryly, "Agree with me in everything, and reward a set of exquisite skin care products from the stars!" You deserve it! ”

"Ahem! Amitabha, God has the virtue of a good life, since Pei Gong has such a benevolent heart, the poor nuns should cooperate......"

Wang Xiaoming was also drunk when he heard it, what kind of nun is this?

"I'm not uncommon with any skin care products, but I'm just too soft-hearted, and I can't see the fight and kill the most, that ...... Can I get an extra bottle of hemorrhoid cream? The sixth aunt looked at Liu Bang hopefully.

I'll go! You've even broken two pairs of mille-feuille shoes!

Liu Bang smiled slightly, "No problem!" Since everyone is not opposed, come on! Lock this shameless person in the county dungeon! After the New Year, cut off his limbs! ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly stepped forward and pulled up his teeth.

Yongya slurred, "That...... That one...... This year is ...... Leap years? ”

Wang Xiaoming nodded sympathetically, "Yes, what's wrong?" ”

Yongya smiled warmly and contentedly, "Great...... Yes, you can ...... again Active ...... One day...... up"

Wang Xiaoming was shocked by his words, dare to ask you how afraid of death!

Relying on Wang Xiaoming's tossing and planning, Liu Bangshun won the support of the people of Pei County and became the Duke of Pei.

And Lu Pheasant is also about to give birth, and he can be said to be double happy in the past few days, making him happy and handsome all of a sudden...... Oh! I'm sorry I made a mistake, but it changed all of a sudden...... Alas! Forget it, don't talk about it, it's still the same dick.

It's just that Wang Xiaoming is not in a good mood like Liu Bang, Xiang Yu got a report from Han Xin, and knew that Yu Ji had returned to Pei County now, so he sent someone to inform him that three days later, he would come to pick up Yu Ji in person.

Alas! Although he had long expected such an ending, and he had already prepared to leave with Qin Shuang, in the end, he was still so congested.

After all, it's been a year since they got together, and the relationship is getting deeper and deeper day by day, of course, this refers to Wang Xiaoming's unrequited love.

On this day, when Wang Xiaoming walked to the backyard, he saw Yu Ji and Qin Shuang chatting together, and Wang Xiaoming hurriedly hid behind a tree to peek.

Wang Xiaoming comforted himself, if he can take a second look, he will take a second look, and when he waits for this part, it will be a permanent trick.

I only heard Qin Shuang's voice coming, "Don't hide, a broken willow is not as thick as your arm, who to hide!" ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled awkwardly and walked over, "I didn't hide, I had an itch on my back, so I was itching there!" ”

Yu Ji pursed her lips and smiled, her smile like a flower.

Qin Shuang sighed and said, "Alas! Heart-stopping,"

Wang Xiaoming said: "What are you stuffing in your heart? ”

Qin Shuang smiled evilly, "Tomorrow there will be a stupid melon to give Yu Ji a gift, but I, a lady, have nothing, you say that your heart is not congested"

Wang Xiaoming smiled dryly, and said, "Me? Hehe, for no reason, why should I give a gift? ”

Qin Shuang smiled and said, "Because tomorrow is Yu Ji's birthday......"

Wang Xiaoming's heart was drunk again.

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