Chapter Twenty-Six: Grandma, What a Misunderstanding
When he came to the cottage, Bai Yutang led a few people into the dungeon.
He was still smiling shamelessly, "Come on, come on, please come inside, although the conditions here are a little worse, I promise that as soon as the owner of the village comes out, I will find a way to let you come out and live in my room together...... Hey, hey, hee......-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha-hee-hee-hee-hee
Several beautiful women had numb scalps and a wave of nausea.
The thousand words in Wang Xiaoming's heart were condensed into one sentence - grass mud horse! It's a pity that I don't dare to say it.
When I came to the dungeon, I took a look, it was magnificent, there were fifty or sixty single rooms, and each single room was stuffed with more than a dozen people like a bus, so it was seven or eight hundred people!
Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but say, "Why are you arresting so many people?" ”
Bai Yutang sighed and said, "We don't want to either, it's a waste of food to raise so many people, but these are the beauties of our village's harem, what can we do?" ”
Wang Xiaoming glanced over, and saw men with yellow faces and thin muscles, crooked melons and cracked dates, and extremely immodest facial features, which made people unbearable to look at them together.
Wang Xiaoming sneered, "I can't imagine that Sister Mochou is still ...... Hardcore ...... Can...... But you don't need that much! ”
When Bai Yutang heard this, he panicked and said, "I want it!" Our owner likes to play the game of flopping, and there are fewer people and a fart! I numbered them all, and every day the owner of the village would turn over a dozen, and if it wasn't enough, he would take us to make up the number...... Alas! ”
When Wang Xiaoming heard this, his three views were ruined, and there was such a broad-minded woman in the world!
Bai Yutang patted Wang Xiaoming on the shoulder, "Zhuangshi, you are the first person I have ever met who took the initiative to ask to see our village master, please take care, I will go to meet the village master first, you just wait here, you can move freely inside, and say goodbye!" ”
Bai Yutang finished speaking and left.
Several people began to inquire about the situation in the dungeon, and the beauties of the harem, who were all sick, crowded to the door when they saw several beauties, lying on the iron fence to see the freshness, looking excited, and their heads were about to burst.
Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but sigh: "You said that if you release them now, what will be the consequences!" ”
Several beauties shouted in unison, "You dare! ”
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said with a hippie smile, "I'm joking, hehe......"
A few beauties don't think it's funny, this time they were pitted like this by Wang Xiaoming, I really don't know what to do next.
A few people walked inside, and the beauties scrambled to catch a glimpse of them like starving ghosts seeing barbecued pork buns.
"Alas! Beauty, choose me! My number is 250 and my charm value is 250......"
"Beauty! Look, my number is 500, and I have two 250 ......."
it! It turned out that the number came from like this, Wang Xiaoming stared at their chests, and sure enough, they were all wearing numbered signs, one 250 and one 500.
The quality of the 500 is indeed higher than that of the 250, and it seems that Bai Yutang's score is quite fair.
"Sister-in-law! Brother Xiao Ming! Take a look! A few thick voices came from the innermost private room.
The voice was so familiar, Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a few moments, and walked over quickly.
I'll take it, Fan Xu, Xiahou Ying, Zhou Bo, Lu Xuan, and several scumbags from Pei County are all locked up here.
Wang Xiaoming looked at the numbers on their chests.
Fan 036
Xiahou Infant 030
Zhou Bo 025
Lu Xuan 019
It's really a weasel, and a litter is not as good as a litter.
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly asked, "You guys...... You guys...... What the hell is going on! ”
Fan Hao hung his head and sighed heavily, "Don't mention it......"
It turned out that Liu Bang and a few of them pressed the prisoners to go to Lishan, but when they passed by this Mangdang Mountain, they were targeted by Bai Yutang, and the result was ......
Lu Pheasant said, "How is it possible? You can't beat Bai Yutang? ”
Fan Xu cried and said with a sad face, "It's naturally okay to beat Bai Yutang, we beat him to the point that he squirted out several lumps of hot Xiang, but the witch Li Mochou suddenly appeared...... Alas! ”
Yu Ji was shocked: "Is she really as powerful as the legend?" ”
Fan Hao nodded affirmatively, and then said, "Alas! By the way, how did you get here? ”
Several beauties glared at Wang Xiaoming fiercely, gritted their teeth and said, "Let's die, okay!" ”
The hatred in Wang Xiaoming's heart! This is completely inconsistent with what Sima Qian recorded!
Suddenly, Wang Xiaoming said, "What about Brother Bang?" Why didn't you see him? ”
Lu Pheasant's heart moved, and he couldn't help but be surprised on his face, and said coldly, "Was he killed by a witch?" ”
Wang Xiaoming squinted, you want to be a widow and go crazy!
Fan Hao shook his head, and a faint disappointment appeared on Lu Pheasant's face.
Fan Hao pointed to the toilet in the corner of the wall outside, and saw a person tied to the toilet with an iron chain, unkempt, obscene and sloppy, who is it not Liu Bang!
Liu Bang rested his head on the toilet at this time, sleeping soundly, regardless of the stench, his mouth was still chirping.
Yu Ji and Qin Shuang hurriedly covered their mouths, almost vomiting out in disgust, Lu Pheasant's whole face was dark, Wang Xiaoming gave a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart, talent!
Wang Xiaoming covered his nose and stepped forward, pushing the sleeping Liu Bang, "Brother Bang, wake up...... Wake up......"
Liu Bang said in a daze: "Don't rush...... I...... I'm almost full......"
it! In such an environment, you can still have such an appetizing dream, Brother Bang, I will kneel for you!
Wang Xiaoming couldn't take care of a lot, and woke up Liu Bang with a few slaps, Liu Bang fixed his eyes and looked, I'll go, all the family members are here!
Wang Xiaoming and others were deeply impressed by the number plate on Liu Bang's chest.
It's actually 1000! …… Oh no, it's minus 1000! This minus is really the finishing touch!
Wang Xiaoming held back the shock in his heart and said, "Brother Bang, your number?" ”
Liu Bang made a shy expression and said, "That day, the witch Li Mochou and Fan Hao had a few big battles, and although they were lucky to win, they still lost to my beauty in the end......
Wang Xiaoming said, "How do you say it? ”
Liu Bang said, "As soon as she saw me, she was so frozen that her stomach twitched, and she vomited out a few bowls of overnight rice, which led to the recurrence of her stomach ulcer, and she had to retreat to recuperate from her injuries......"
A few people listened with black lines on their faces, Brother Bang, are you kidding us?
Liu Bang sighed, "But even though she was seriously injured, she still missed me, and told Bai Yutang not to lock me up with other beauties, I think she must be worried that those scum will pollute my image!" ”
Wang Xiaoming's eyes only have contempt, just like there is only boogers in his nostrils.
Liu Bangdao, "She told Bai Yutang to lock me here, just to give me a quiet private space......"
Wang Xiaoming shouted in his heart, people are clearly suing you, you look like!
As soon as Liu Bang looked up, he saw Lu Pheasant, and said excitedly, "Lady! You've come to see me! Come and hug ......"
Lu Pheasant lost her complexion, covered her nose, and retreated again and again.
Wang Xiaoming stopped Liu Bang, "Brother Bang, don't make trouble!" Think about how to escape! That witch is going to be out tonight! ”
Liu Bang let out an "oh" and said, "Actually, it's not difficult to escape......
Wang Xiaoming was overjoyed: "Do you have a way?" ”
Liu Bang said proudly: "Of course! I've thought about it, in fact, I just need to find someone to give her hey, then she's not as well-behaved as a Persian cat, let us go, ahaha......"
Wang Xiaoming gave a thumbs up: "It's really a good plan!" ”
Liu Bang said: "You also think it's good!" Then this glorious task is up to you! ”
Wang Xiaoming's face changed, "No, Brother Bang, I ......"
Qin Shuang hurriedly said, "Why can't you!" That's what you used to do! What kind of innocent little boy to pretend to be at a critical moment! ”
Wang Xiaoming stomped his feet, "It used to be before, but now it's different, I have someone I like now!" ”
Yu Ji hurriedly said: "You are saving people now!" Your crush will only be grateful to you and will never blame you! ”
Wang Xiaoming said excitedly: "Yu Ji! Do you really think so? ”
Yu Ji nodded solemnly, "Hmm! ”
The joy in Wang Xiaoming's heart! Not only can I get Yu Ji's gratitude, but also I can get Sister Mochou's graceful body, this kind of beautiful thing that kills two birds with one stone, of course, my Wang Xiaoming is duty-bound!
But he didn't think about it, if it was really a good thing, Liu Bang would be so kind to him?
"Alas! Please be careful of the steps, the small ball of fresh meat is below. Bai Yutang's voice came.
Sister Mochou is finally here! I don't know how it compares to what I see on TV! It's better to have a Fan Bingbing version! Then ...... Hee-hee-ha-ha......
Alas! It can't be expressed as too jelly, it should be righteous and tragic to be infectious.
I saw Wang Xiaoming's face excited, and he sang loudly, "The wind is dashing and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone and will never return!" ”
Sure enough, everyone was moved by Wang Xiaoming's feat, and they all wept in a low voice, almost wanting to spring up.
Even the beauties in the prison cells cast admiring glances at Wang Xiaoming and gave them a thumbs up.
Wang Xiaoming walked a few steps and saw Bai Yutang, and there was also a ...... One...... Piece......
Wang Xiaoming cleared his throat and said, "Eldest sister...... Oh no, Big Mom...... Forehead...... Aunt...... Grandmother! Trouble grandma to let go, I'm going to see Sister Mochou......"
I saw the white-haired old woman in front of me, grinning, and her expression was extremely excited, "Sure enough, it's a small group of fresh meat!" White Jade Hall! You didn't lie to me this time! He is even more handsome than the dead Lu Zhanyuan! ”
Looking at the old woman in front of her who was about to lose her teeth, Wang Xiaoming smiled faintly, "Thank you grandma for the compliment, may I ask who you are?" ”
The old woman smiled eighteen folds on her face: "The old body is the witch you want to see - Sister Mochou!" ”
Wang Xiaoming was so shocked that he almost went to the sky, this joke is too big!
This is clearly an old woman who can already smell the fragrance of the coffin!
Wang Xiaoming stabilized his feelings and said, "Can I say that this is a misunderstanding?" Hehe......"
"Can't!"
"But...... But...... But I'm young and strong, and I'm fierce! I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it...... Hehe......"
I saw Li Mochou even more excited, "Very fierce? That's great! It's a match made in heaven! Hahaha! In fact, the old body is also very fierce! Ahaha! ”
I saw Li Mochou take out a horsewhip more than a foot long, and with a "snap", he broke more than a dozen candles at once!
Wang Xiaoming's heart was beating when he saw it, mom! This old witch is too fierce! This is not scientific!
Wang Xiaoming turned around and wanted to escape, but with a "snap", Li Mochou wrapped his whip around him, and with a hard pull, Wang Xiaoming obediently came to her arms.
Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded, yes, she was right, she was indeed old and strong, and she was very fierce!
Li Mochou pinched Wang Xiaoming's little face, "Little fresh meat, it's so naughty!" Ahaha...... Don't worry, as long as you make me happy, I will guarantee that not a single hair will fall out of your friends......"
Wang Xiaoming's hairs stood on end.
Behind him, Liu Bang and others shouted in unison, "Xiao Ming! Come on! Go ahead! Straight to the Yellow Dragon! ”
Li Mochou walked out of the dungeon with the trembling Wang Xiaoming, and Wang Xiaoming's desperate cry echoed in the entire dungeon, "Yamai Butterfly, Yamai Butterfly!" Butterfly ............"
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