"I'm hungry and don't want to mess with you! Okay, auntie, you say, how can I reward you? ”

"Oh, that's a human tongue! I didn't eat dinner either. Well, I heard that you've had a good business in the past two days, how can we celebrate? Fang Fangmu held her chin in her hand, her eyes gurgling, and she suddenly said, "Oh! I remember, I haven't eaten seafood in a long time. Let's go to the seafood market to eat seafood! ”

"I'm trying to spoil your brain! Do we celebrate? Who are you and me? Nor shy, cut! Also seafood? There are no doors! ”

"Hey, you're still not a man, are you? Talking doesn't count? ”

"Who doesn't count?"

"You! You promised to reward me, and you want me to say it yourself! You kind of man! ”

"I'm not a man, I'm not married, I'm a boy! You know? Hey, forget it, let's go! Let's go! It's so boring to deal with a woman like you! ”

"Hey! I warn you strictly! I'm a girl! Not a woman! Ha ha! Fang Fangmu also learned from me and said. has a husband and children, and is still like a little girl, really! I ignore her, she's crazy, I can't go crazy with her! I closed the door and said, let's go.

As soon as I walked a few steps, Fang Fangmu approached again and wanted to hug my arm. I'm impatient, what's the matter with this woman? are all married, and they are still so casual, and they are not afraid of other people's gossip! She's not afraid, I'm afraid that others will laugh at me! I pushed her away and said, "Stay away from me!" ”

"If you don't make love, how can it be considered a drag?!"

"Who's going to be with you? I'm dating a married woman? I'm brain-dead?! ”

"I find you a hard man to speak, and a dog can't spit ivory out of his mouth! Why do you say that about me? Is this girl really that bad in your eyes? ”

Don't bother with her! is obviously a married woman, but she keeps saying that this girl does not blush, there are such women in the world, it is really strange, so shameless! The Ningnan Seafood Market at the intersection of Fujian Road is the largest and earliest seafood market in Ningnan City, and a lot of seafood is transported from Beihai to 6 o'clock in the morning every day. There are many varieties of seafood, shellfish are: fragrant snails, clam snails, mussel snails, holy snails, etc., fish have manta rays, side fish, treasure fish, etc., and even small sharks, all of which are alive and kicking.

Of course, a variety of shrimp and crabs are essential. If you have to do it, after you buy it, you can process it in a restaurant in the seafood market, and sit down with a few friends to eat it slowly. The processing fee is not expensive, 10 yuan and 1 catty, which is much cheaper than ordering directly in a restaurant. Business here is very good, especially at night, it is very lively.

Fang Fangmu chose a flat fish, 1 catty of snails, and 1 catty of shrimp, which cost me eighty-five yuan, and I was distressed. She still has to continue to choose, and I pull away. How can this be reasonable, I don't know the heartache of spending other people's money, which I have earned with hard work. With the scorching sun on my head, pulling a tricycle to deliver water, is it easy? When I passed by the shark stall, she refused to leave, and insisted that I buy a soup.

She said that the shark is so fierce that it can't eat the big shark, eat her children, and relieve her hatred! Or buy it. Fortunately, this small shark is only the size of two little fingers, fifty yuan each, otherwise I would have gone bankrupt.

After buying the shark, Fang Fangmu was very happy. As she walked, she poked her finger at the baby shark in the plastic bag and said fiercely, "Let your parents eat us humans, and I'll eat you later." One report for another! ”

Fang Fangmu, Fang Fangmu! Really, you can't bully the big one, so take the small one out of anger. Hehe!

We bought seafood and processed it at a restaurant in the seafood market. Fang Fangmu also ordered a plate of green vegetables. Four dishes and one soup, two people, I think I can't finish it, it's too wasteful. Unexpectedly, Fang Fangmu still ate like last night, and the wind swept away the leaves. I looked at her and sighed incessantly: a woman, so rude, so wolf-looking. Hey, married women are really different from ladies!

What surprised me even more was that she actually ordered a bottle of liquor and asked for a bottle of fresh orange drink. I drank beer last night, and I got drunk after 1 bottle, and tonight I changed to liquor, so it's strange that she didn't get drunk into a pile of mud! Leave her alone, and I won't take her in anymore when I'm drunk. I just take care of my wallet.

"Hey, do you have to make me bankrupt?"

"A dignified man, shouting when you order two bottles of something, is it embarrassing? You! ”

"In the past two days, I have just been able to eat enough, and you have robbed me of two meals, can I not feel heartache?"

"Be a man and be generous, too stingy to chase a girl!" Fang Fangmu said as he poured the liquor into the beer glass.

"Hey, you drink liquor in such a big beer glass? I don't care if you're drunk, I'll leave you here, and you're on your own tonight! (Vernacular: You are responsible for yourself.) ）”

"You know what? It's just a shout, it's called a cocktail, you know? Bumpkin! Fang Fangmu baijiu only poured a quarter of the beer glass, and the remaining three-quarters she filled with orange juice, and then used a chopstick to stir constantly.

After stirring for about three or two minutes, Fang Fangmu poured me half of the stirred "cocktail", picked up her wine glass, and said, "Come, toast to our love!" ”

Instead of raising my glass, I squinted at her and said nothing.

Fang Fangmu took her wine glass and touched my wine glass, and said, "What do you see, haven't you seen a beautiful woman yet?" Hurry up and drink! ”

I didn't show her any affection and said, "It's true that I haven't seen a beautiful mother like you." Our love?! I really don't know how to be shy, you can say it! ”

"Oh, a bad old man, you still think it's disgusting to have a beautiful woman throw you into your arms?!" Fang Fangmu stared at me with a look of surprise on her face and said.

"Beautiful women don't refuse, but beautiful women's mothers are exempt!" I picked up my glass, shook it slowly, and said. Then, he took another sip of the letter suspiciously: "Oh, demon girl, you have made me taste the ups and downs of the world at once!" ”

"Hehe, you think I'm good for nothing? Underestimate me hey! Sue you, this girl still has a hand! ”

"Tell me honestly, where did you steal this hand!"

"My brother used to be a bartender in a bar, and he taught me. Do you want to learn? After paying the tuition, call the master first. ”

"That's the only trick you've ever had? You don't understand anything anymore, do you? "Hehe, such a carving skill, so proud!

"If I had really learned home, I wouldn't be where I am today. Do you think doing this is a low income? Many people love cocktails, especially in bars. There is a lot of demand, and bartenders are very popular. The bartender's posture when he shook the wine was so beautiful and handsome that it fascinated many girls. ”

"Hey, what's the use of being able to charm girls? It's the last word that makes money captivate you! ”

"You seem to have some emotion, have you ever fallen out of love?"

"Is it not just a broken love? I also lost my fiancée. "Fang Fangmu touched my sore spot, and I didn't care if the wine in Fang Fangmu's hand was fully mixed or not, I took it and drank it all!

"Is it really that painful to fall out of love?"

"You're from here, why don't you know? Ay! OnlyyoucanmakemyworldseemrightOnly you make my world turn normally, and now without you, it's not a question of whether it turns or not, but I'm not me anymore. Tofu in the past was vibrant, sunny and handsome. "I sang and talked, but I almost didn't cry. In less than a year, the world has been turned upside down!

"Poor tofu! Tofu is pitiful! ”

"I don't want to be pitied! I'm a manly man who stands up to the sky! Dry! ”

Fang Fangmu took the wine glass and stupidly watched me drink wildly!

"Fang Fangmu! Tian Jingjing! One AAB, one BAA, it's the other way around, hehe! One throws himself into his arms, and he can't drive away! An ice clear jade, I left my first kiss, my first night, all to her! But she threw herself into the arms of a bastard! ”

"Here,! Tofu, where is there no grass at the end of the world, why love a grass alone?! ”

"You are really uneducated, no wonder your father named you Fang Fangmu! Like a square log, hahaha! ”

"Hooligans are not scary, most afraid of hooligans being uneducated! Ha ha! You're dead tonight! ”

"What's so terrible about dying? Life is a hero, death is also a ghost! Come on, come on! Done! ”

This book is derived from reading books