Fang Fangmu beside me slept sweetly, and I had a feeling that a bird occupied a phoenix's nest. I looked at her and couldn't figure out why she had to have sex with me. She has a husband and children, why doesn't she go home and sleep? Strange! She abandoned her husband and son and wanted to follow me, do I have so much charm? I touched my beard, and I didn't shave it for many days, and I had become a goatee, like a bad old man.

For more than two months, I have been coming and going in the wind and rain, and under the sun, I have changed from a fair-skinned scholar to an old, thin and dark migrant worker. When other women saw it, they were too slow to hide, but she was so infatuated with me, why? Could it be that she has other plans? I'm alone, it's unprofitable?! Could it be that her family is unhappy, she was abused by her husband and does not want to go home?

No, I'll have to ask her tomorrow. If her husband really dares to sweep her out of the house, I will stand up for her. After all, if she hadn't taken me in, I would have starved to death on the streets.

In the morning, I returned from delivering the water from the finished site, and Fang Fangmu hadn't gotten up yet, it was already half past eight. Well, give her a little more sleep, after all, I slept late last night. I pulled the door down again. With some money in hand, I think I should pay the mobile phone bill, so that when I go out to make deliveries, I can transfer the call to my mobile phone, and customers can find me at any time, and the original customers will not be lost at least. However, the mobile phone is still in Fang Fangmu's hands. No, I'll have to ask her to come back.

Just thinking about it, Fang Fangmu stretched her waist, looked at me, and asked, "Husband, why did you get up so early?" ”

"As soon as I open my eyes, I want to eat human tofu! Who's your husband?! Shameless! Keep your dog's eyes open and see clearly! "I reprimanded her unceremoniously.

"Whoever shared a bed with me last night was my husband! You have stained my innocence, and you still want to deny it! Dare not do it, you are not human! ”

"Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense, I didn't even touch your little finger, be careful that I sue you for slander!"

"Still say no? Didn't you hold my hand, put your arm around my waist, and kissed me on the cheek the night before yesterday? ”

"Hey! You don't want to uh just uh? (Vernacular: Don't talk casually.) You grabbed my hand with a dead face, you put your arms around me, you kissed my face. It's disgusting to think about! Vomiting ——! ”

"Hey! Don't be funny, you kid! You're in luck to get a kiss from this girl! Walking on the street, this girl's return rate is 100%! Some people look at me, and I want to gouge out their eyeballs! ”

"You just brag! It's true to see you cover your face 100 percent! Oh, my God! In broad daylight, how could such a miserable monster run out and be scary! I put my hands over my face and said.

"Looking for death? You! As soon as the words fell, the wooden stick from last night flew over and hit the bucket next to it, and there was a "pound" sound. I looked at the wooden stick and sneered, "It's really not level!" ”

"Oh, yes. What about my phone? I asked for my phone again.

"How can you collect debts when you open your eyes? Will you be a man?! ”

"It was you Fang Fangmu who made the first year of junior high school, and I only made fifteen tofu. Besides, didn't you say you would pay me back today? Do you want to go back? ”

"Has it been today? There are more than a dozen hours! Oh, by the way, what time is it? ”

"The last ring just now was 9 o'clock Beijing time, miss!"

"You call me Miss again in the future, be careful that I skin you!"

"Okay, okay, don't call Miss, call it a demon girl!"

"You're big!"

"Huh? What the? Do we have a future? Oh my aunt! Spare me! We have no hatred in the past life, no fate in this life, no hatred in the future life, why are you pestering me! ”

"Tofu, listen! You abandoned me in your last life, you fell in love with me in this life, and you will marry me in the next life! ”

"Humph! Fang Fangmu, listen! I didn't have anything to do with you in my last life, I won't fall in love with you in this life, and I'd rather marry a toad than have anything to do with you in my next life! ”

Fang Fangmu listened to my poisonous oath, and cried like a little girl, saying that I slept with her and bullied her! She was crying and crying at me, and if anyone heard her, I would be miserable.

I hurriedly coaxed her: "Grandma, grandma, don't cry, even if I say it wrong, okay." ”

When she heard this, she burst into tears and laughed, turned her face sank, and threatened: "If you bully me like this in the future, I will cry loudly here with you, saying that you bully people!" ”

Ha ha! Later? Is there a future?! I won't even let you in the door!" Hum!

This kind of woman is such a headache! Very bummer! The opening of the mobile phone was delayed for another day, tonight, tonight, pay the phone bill during the day.

When I was hungry and it was time for breakfast, I called the owner of the backstreet noodle shop to cook a bowl of old friend noodles. Fang Fangmu craned her neck to listen while swallowing.

Hmph, she's crooked her brain again! I sneered and said, "Hehe, it's useless for you to pull your neck into a giraffe, it's not your share, don't be delusional." ”

Fang Fangmu smiled weirdly and asked, "Hehe, is it?" ”

I'm busy with mine, too lazy to pay attention to him! She stopped messing around, gave me a flying kiss, and left. Fang Fangmu's flying kiss was like a fly rushing towards her face, which was very uncomfortable.

I waved away: "Go!" ”

After a while, the old friend fan came, and when the money was settled, the boss wanted to charge me two bowls of money. Be all abroad! I never take credit for eating powder, it is all settled immediately, when do you owe him money?! The boss explained that Fang Fangmu had just eaten a bowl in his shop, and she said that I would pay together. Fang Fangmu, how can this be reasonable!

Today the sun is hot, business is very good, selling two hundred barrels of water and earning more than a thousand yuan. Moreover, the vast majority of the water does not enter the reservoir, and it is very convenient to pull it directly with the trucks of the water plant to the construction site. It's just that sporadic customers are very verbose, one in the east and one in the west, which is very time-consuming and laborious. I was busy until 8 p.m., and then I took a break. I didn't have time to cook at noon, I didn't buy vegetables, and I ate fast food. Now that the market is empty, what should I do? After two days of fast food and noodles, I wanted to start my own gang.

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly found Fang Fangmu walking towards me. It's not good, the demon girl is here again, I can't afford to provoke her, I have to avoid her. Just as she was about to turn around and close the door, she was already in front of her.

"Stop! Stop! Stop ——! Auntie, the store is closed. "Fang Fangmu still wants to follow me into the store.

"Okay, I'm leaving, just this phone...... Hey, forget it, the owner doesn't want it, throw it away. The enchantress stared at me and held up her phone.

"Throw you away!" I rushed up to get my phone back.

Unexpectedly, her hand was very fast, and before I could reach it, her hand was quickly retracted, and I protected my phone on her chest.

She looked at me with a smile and said defiantly, "Come and grab it!" See that I don't accuse you of indecency! Hum! ”

"I've already given you the money, why haven't you returned my phone?"

"And what about the storage fee? 10 yuan for one day, 30 yuan for three days! ”

"Storage fees? Thirty dollars? You're robbing! ”

"10 yuan a day is already cheap for you, you look at those cars that have been detained by the traffic police, the storage fee is 15 yuan a day!"

"Okay, pay with one hand and deliver with the other, this is 30 yuan!"

I've never won by reasoning with her, forget it, I don't want to dwell on it anymore. I handed her three 10 yuan bills, and she quickly grabbed the money and pocketed it, but she didn't give me my phone.

"Why don't you give me your phone?!"

"This girl personally delivered the goods to the door, how much should she be rewarded?! You're really, so rude! ”

"I think you're being vexatious!"

"I'm just being vexatious, you bite my bones? If you have the ability, you can grab it! Hehe. ”

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