His godfather knelt on the ground, wanting to worship Li Er as a teacher, but Li Er grabbed his arm and pulled him up. Li Er leaned down to pat the dust off the old man's knees, and said seriously: "Old man, it's serious." It's just a joke, it's not serious. Everyone knows that I'm an old naughty boy who likes to play around, so I'll treat you at night, and then we'll talk about the friendship of the masters. Uncle, you help the old man inside to rest first, and I'll go home and string this elastic band into my pants and come back. ”

Wufeng came to Li Er and asked him to mediate and persuade Yu Xiu'e on behalf of the village, and strive to let her join the old fort. A good thing to reunite after a broken mirror, Li Er frowned and said, "Aren't the skin donkeys and the huge two people doing this for him?" ”

Wufeng said: "Their tricks are not good, they can't do it." The old fort looked for Lao Yu again, and also found me, begging the village to come forward to coordinate. Last time, you represented the village and went to find Yu Xiu'e back, which was quite smooth, so he believed in the village. Besides, the donkey with my family is not the material for this. The bitter tricks and temptation schemes made by the two of them all ended in failure, and you don't want to think about it, if the rabbit can pull the cart, why do people buy that big mule and big horse? In a word, you have to go out in person. ”

Li Er shirked and said: "Wufeng, you are a lesbian and a junior, isn't it good that you go and mobilize Yu Xiu'e." I'm a big man, and I'm in and out of a widow's house, and it's not nice to talk about it. ”

Wufeng said: "I've been there twice, she doesn't let go, and there is a vague meaning in her words, and she is full of good feelings for you." ”

"If that's the case, I can't go and let her pester me, what should I do? I'm afraid that this thing will become a prison guard stealing from me, will you spare me? ”

Wufeng patiently did Li Er's ideological work: "I'm afraid that she will be entangled, won't you talk to her at the farmer's market?" Talk to her in your market office, there are a lot of people there, and she can't pester you. Everyone is a witness, and she is not good. ”

"Then I'll try, I guess it won't work out of ten. The last time I went to look for her, if it weren't for the fact that the village had money and a house for her, she would definitely not come back. ”

"Let's give it a try, plan for the bad, strive for the good, and don't disappoint the villagers' ardent hopes for our group."

Li Er was helpless, so he had to tell Lao Cuihua to wait at the edge of the market, and wait for Yu Xiu'e to enter the farmers' market. invited her into Li Er's office, in order to avoid suspicion, Li Er specially left Lao Cuihua in the office and asked her to listen. You arranged it too, right? It's ridiculously childish. ”

Li Er scratched his scalp and persuaded: "Sister-in-law of the fort, the village is also good for you both, both of you are a lot older." What are you doing with the things ahead? It's really unnecessary, time waits for no one, forget about the in front of you, and start from scratch. If you don't hurry up and live a good life for a few years, it will be a hundred years in the blink of an eye. In the future, the day when God really collects his troops, it will be too late. ”

"yes." Yu Xiu'e sighed: "Life is like a dream. In the blink of an eye, seven or eight years have passed, time flies so fast, and in the blink of an eye, the hair is also white, and the wrinkles on the face have crept up to the forehead. Li Er, let me ask you rhetorically, why don't you join Zhang Fengxian? ”

"She, She's ???" Li Er "her" for a long time, and he didn't say why.

"I'm presumptuous to judge, Zhang Fengxian has been practicing martial arts for many years, and he is hard and erect, and he is not soft at all, is this the reason? What's wrong is not as handsome as the little beauty in front of him! If you pinch the tender ones, you can get out of the water. So, if you don't want to remarry your wife, you can find a new love, why should I hang myself on a tree? You are not clean under your own belly, what right do you have to teach me? ”

"Look, kindness is treated as a donkey's liver and lungs. I'm afraid that you won't be able to sleep at night. ”

"Oh, how can there be such a thing in the world? You can replace the old lady with a little daughter-in-law, why can't I replace the old man with a young little white face? If you have money, whether it's a man or a woman, don't you just want to enjoy it? Could it be that the old crumbs are under my number? No, we went through the divorce procedures, split up, and went our separate ways. If the village cadres really serve the villagers, I would have fallen in love with a person who has no wife, and I feel that he is a good match for me, and I don't have to go out to do work. ”

Li Er pointed to his nose and said, "The person in your picture can't be me, right?" ”

Yu Xiu'e clapped her hands and said, "Yes, you guessed very right!" The person in my picture is you, and I want to live with you. You are tall, handsome, mature, and scheming, and you are the most ideal and favorite man in my mind! Among the men in the world, you are the best. Come, let's kiss one, and then go to register the marriage, I don't want a bride price, I give this person to you for nothing. ”

Li Er jumped up and shouted: "Wufeng, you lame, where are you asking me to work for the village?" You're putting a plaster on me, wow, I'm not done with you. ”

Yu Xiu'e said viciously: "Tell you to be nosy, I'll bite you and see how you do this work." ”

Lao Cuihua felt sorry for Li Er, and was even more angry at Yu Xiu'e's naked confession. Although she also knew that Yu Xiu'e's words were choking words, she was still full of disgust in the face of this black, thin and bold woman. Of course, Yu Xiu'e is also envious and jealous of Lao Cuihua. Although the two are not rivals in love, the scene is also full of gunpowder.

Lao Cuihua used to be the first to endure, because at that time she was short of money in her hands, and she was inferior and inferior. Now it's different, her identity, a shotgun has changed to a gun, and she has become a small boss, not only has two large transport trucks in the building, but also has three shops in the Li Er Farmers' Market, and she has a few million yuan in her hand, her status is much higher than Yu Xiu'e. She just didn't break out just now, it was completely to see Li Er's face. Because Li Er is working for the village, she is an outsider, and there is no reason to meddle in the affairs of the village. And Yu Xiu'e also dared to be so presumptuous because of this reason. In addition, Yu Xiu'e also knew that the strong dragon did not dare to suppress the head snake, and she concluded that Lao Cuihua was just angry in her stomach, and did not dare to really attack herself.

"Let's go." Lao Cuihua said angrily to Yu Xiu'e, look at Boss Li's anger. ”

"What? Distressed? Gee! It's a pity he's not your man. There is a little peach in front of you, I am behind you, maybe you don't know it, the single women who come to the market, nine times out of ten, not all of them come to buy vegetables, they are all here to inquire about the news, and they are thinking about the idea of beating Li Er. It doesn't matter if there is no drama, it is also a great pleasure to come and see a few times every day. Because he is a single, no matter which girl he is, he has the right to think about him, how do you know that the man you hug every night is a sweet and sweet. ”

The three fat men came in to drink water, and they always glanced at Li Er. Only then did Lao Cuihua figure out the real reason why the three fat men kept coming to the office to drink water! There are also a few middle-aged ladies in the market who are walking in the market but rarely buy vegetables, all of them are coming for Li Er. Messing around, Li Er turned out to be the idol of these middle-aged and elderly women. No wonder on weekdays, those old ladies who come to the market outside, love and Li Er have nothing to do, and talk nonsense, hum! One by one, they have bad intentions, and each has their own little abacus.

It was a little hot in the office, Li Er came out to breathe, and as soon as he walked out of the door, he was blocked by the old fort that had been waiting not far from the door, and he asked impatiently: "What's the matter?" When will she remarry me? ”

Li Er pushed away the old fort, went straight to the shade of the tree, took a small flower fan handed over by an old lady, and slammed it vigorously.

The old fort was unwilling, chased after Li Er, and repeatedly asked Fang Cai what he said.

Li Erqi squinted, stared at the old fort for a long time, and solemnly told the old fort: "You're finished, Yu Xiu'e is not interested in you now, but me, what do you say we should do?" ”

"Oh? No wonder what to do, why not, it turns out that there are two of us, and you are a third party in the middle, you keep saying that you are going out to find a wife for me on the surface, but secretly, you are doing things for yourself. That's right, why are you so positive about my business? The guards stole themselves and secretly seduced my wife. Walk! Go to the village committee to judge! The old battery came up to grab Li Er and told Li Er to kick him to the ground. scolded: "What virtue, Lao Tzu doesn't eat the white-flour steamed buns, go eat your wife's broken nest." ”

Li Er was angry, this kick made the old fort not light, lying on the ground for several minutes and couldn't get up, the old fort simply opened on the ground, and howled dryly: "The village cadres are beating people, come and see, help???????"

Yu Xiu'e knew the truth of the matter, ran out, took the old fort on the cheek, made up for three or two feet, and scolded hatefully: "I told you to let go of Diao, Lairen!" The old lady is not a village cadre, she is not afraid of reporting, and she is not breaking the law by beating people! (To be continued......)