Da Xiao and Da Xiangzi were watching breathlessly, holding wreaths in their hands, jumping around in front of them, dancing in the square. What can be done about it? A crazy woman, you can't beat it, you can't scold it, who sees a normal person arguing with a crazy woman and reasoning? Even if you are full of reason, can you make sense in front of a crazy woman? Everyone knows that a person who is more serious about neuropathy is a psychopath himself.

In desperation, Da Xiangzi greeted Da Xiao: "Go!" went to Widow Chen's orchard to find Wang Er Mazi to settle accounts, and the monk couldn't run away from the temple! Even if he has the ability, can he go to the sky and drill the earth? ”

The two of them came to the edge of Widow Chen's orchard violently, wanting to break in directly, but at the moment when the two of them had just stepped into the orchard, they suddenly heard the sound of a dog barking from the orchard, and the two hurriedly retracted their legs. The reason is very simple, both of them are afraid of dogs, especially the big wolf dog raised by Widow Chen, and they pounce on it all of a sudden, like a small mountain pressing over, and ordinary people are thrown to the ground nine times out of ten, biting or not talking, it is certain that they will be scared half to death first.

Sun Buji heard someone muttering outside the orchard, thinking that he had come to steal apples. So he led the wolf dog to check. Seeing that it was Beizhuang's eldest son and eldest Xiangzi, he knew that they were here to settle accounts with Wang Er Mazi. Because Wang Er Mazi married Mrs. Liu, the three sons of the Liu family stole a wreath to his mother and Wang Er Mazi as a congratulatory gift, Sun Buer has heard Liu Er's sister-in-law say it several times, and understands that it was the brothers of the Liu family who caused trouble, and Da Xiangzi and Da Xiao came to Xingshi to ask for guilt. In order to calm things down, Sun Buer said: "Two brothers, do you want to come in to find Wang Er Mazi?" He went to get chicken feed for the boss, and he didn't necessarily come back until dark. If you two believe me, tell me what is going on with Wang Er Mazi, and wait for him to come back. I must report it truthfully to Wang Er Mazi, can you two see it? ”

Da Xiao looked at the big wolf dog standing next to Sun Buer, similar to a little calf, and saw a living person, grinning with teeth and a long dog tongue. Spit out of the mouth, drooping under the mouth, and snorting from time to time, it is really scary. He was timid at first, and suddenly hid his body behind Da Xiangzi's backbone, and said in a trembling voice: "Da Xiangzi, look at that wolf dog, just look at me, it seems." My small body may not be enough for it to eat, so let's go. Those two broken wreaths are worth a few dollars, or life is worth more. In my opinion, we don't need the wreath money, and it's right to go home. ”

Da Xiangzi took a sip and scolded: "I don't have the courage to know something!" A wolfdog scares you like this, and it's going to be a battle. You don't know what you're shivering about? In my opinion, you kid was born to be a traitor. He pulled Da Xiao aside. The swollen face was filled with fat, and shouted: "Look at me! ”

Da Xiangzi rolled up his sleeves and rolled his arms, and shouted at Sun Buer: "Sun Buer, I know you." Didn't you marry the second daughter-in-law of the Liu family as a wife? We're here to solve the problem. First of all, attitude is very important. You have to tie up the wolfdog first, and you have to keep it on a tight leash! Then let's talk slowly. Do you hear that? ”

Sun Buer also wants to calm things down. I don't want to make a big deal out of it. The brothers of the Liu family in front of him have already made people see jokes, good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles. In ten miles and eight towns, no one knows about the remarriage of the old woman of the Liu family, and her three sons sent wreaths to her mother. That's a terrible sound. It's a shame to make people talk about tea before and after dinner. In order to calm down the incident as soon as possible, Sun Buer wanted to calm the matter, and after listening to Da Xiangzi's words, he quickly tied the big wolf dog to the tree and asked: "Da Xiangzi, since ancient times, there is no one in the middle. How about we just be peacemakers for both parties involved? Anyway, they are all villagers in the village, and they don't see each other when they look down, and they should not settle their grievances. ”

"That's good wow. Sun Buer, count you as a kid who knows current affairs. You say, what kind of reconciliation? ”

Sun Buji said with a smile: "Da Xiangzi, you are also a figure with a head and a face in Beizhuang, dealing with disputes, going around and around, and in the end it is nothing more than a money word." You discuss with Daxiao, how much does it cost? Give me a number, and I'll also tell Wang Er Mazi. ”

Da Xiangzi muttered to Da Xiao for a while, and Da Xiangzi was about to open his mouth to make a price. Suddenly, Sun Buji shook his hand and said: "While your old man didn't speak, I would like to remind you first, you can't open your mouth wide." That won't solve the problem. If you have more than 10,000 words, you don't have to open your mouth. ”

Da Xiangzi swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said casually: "It will never be more than 10,000, how about 8,000?" ”

Sun Buji shook his head vigorously and did not answer.

"That's seven thousand dollars, no less. The two of them can't tell each other. Da Xiangzi was eager for money and told the truth. The content he muttered to Da Xiao just now was not the amount of money, but the proportional division of money between two people! Look at these two good friends! It's asking for money, not friends, wow. What righteous buddy, it's all fucking bullshit!

Sun Buji smiled and shook his little finger down. With a laugh, he slowly untied the big wolf dog and led it away.

As soon as Da Xiangzi saw Sun Buji's posture, he knew that the play was not big. He looked at Da Xiao's eager appearance, and hurriedly shouted: "Sun Buer, my good friend! You can't go wow. The ancients said well, buying and selling is not benevolent and righteous, why are you in a hurry to leave? Talking about business is asking for a sky-high price, and paying back the money on the spot. So how much can you give? ”

"Four hundred dollars!"

"Huh? Only four hundred dollars? Less, right? Da Xiangzi asked with some disappointment: "Sun Buer, can't you add more?" It's okay to call us five hundred per person. Da Xiangzi showed his bottom line.

Sun Buer smiled slightly: "Da Xiangzi, do you think Wang Er Mazi is a cash cow?" His kid is an iron rooster, and he is usually a dime master. His family's financial situation, as you should know, has no savings. He was an old bachelor, and within two days of marrying his daughter-in-law, he got drunk six times. I get drunk every day, and I call my father when I see someone! Eight hundred yuan in the hands of outsiders, that is, the price of a meal. But in his hands, it is a hurdle that cannot be overcome. Just this money, if I don't give him half of it, he won't be able to take it out. Yes, don't worry about things, and live two more years. I'll go. “

Sun Buji was proud, and he was about to leave with the big wolf dog.

Da Xiangzi hurriedly stopped Sun Buer: "Good brother, you must not go." In this way, you look at how much money you have, first put it on Wang Er Mazi, and send my two brothers away, you are relatives now, what is the account between you, can you calculate it slowly in the future? ”

"Tell me to advance money for Wang Er Mazi? That's a meat bun beating a dog, and there is no return. I don't want to do such a loss-making business. ”

"Let's discuss?" Da Xiangzi beckoned Sun Buji to him. pleaded: "Brother, you see that it is not easy for the two of us to come here, that Li Er in your village, he is unreasonable, he retreats 625, and pushes the responsibility of the matter away." He's just a bastard, a bastard! You are a good person and a good example for us to learn from. He was a warm-hearted man, a noble man! You see, how much money you have on your body, can you give it to us first? ”

"Not good!" Sun Buer still had a smile on his face, and in front of Da Xiangzi and Da Xiao, he turned over all the pockets on his body, searched all over his body, and found two cents! scolded Da Xiangzi angrily: "Sun Buer, you are a king and a lamb, dare to play Lao Tzu?" See if I don't break your dog's legs! ”

Sun Buji listened to Da Xiangzi's words, not only was he afraid, but he smiled very easily. Kai Kai said: "Da Xiangzi, Da Xiao! What are you two in Beizhuang, do you think your grandpa doesn't know? The miscellaneous pieces of the pit and abduction, want to take advantage of me, blind your dog's eyes! Acquaintances, hurry up and get out of here, or be careful that your grandfather is not polite to you! ”

Da Xiangzi is also a dog who jumped off the wall in a hurry. Turning around and saying hello, he and the two of them, one of them picked up a branch and faced Sun Buer, ready to go to war at any time. The atmosphere at the scene was a little tense and suffocating.

Just when the two groups were making a fuss, Widow Chen returned. She saw Sun Buer confronting two outsiders from a distance, so she came over and asked, "Sun Buer, how do you fight with people?" Did they steal my apples? ”

Da Xiangzi saw that the boss was coming, so he roughly explained what happened.

Widow Chen is reasonable. She said lightly: "Sun Buer, isn't it just a matter of eight hundred yuan?" For a mere 800 yuan, it's not worth fighting with others. So, you two write me a receipt note, and I'll give you 800 yuan, okay? ”

I've met a good boss! Da Xiangzi was complacent, thinking so in his heart.

Widow Chen took out several stacks of money from her handbag, shook them in front of the faces of Da Xiangzi and Da Xiao, and put them back in her bag.

"We don't have pen and paper." Da Xiao said anxiously.

Widow Chen unhurriedly took out a piece of paper from her bag, as well as a ballpoint pen. Handed over to Da Xiangzi. instructed: "Whoever is the bitter master of the two of you will take this money!" Expiration does not wait. Also, if you two take the money today, everything will be settled! In the future, you are not allowed to come back to settle accounts after the autumn, do you understand? ”

Da Xiao hurriedly took the pen and paper from Da Xiangzi's hand, pressed the paper on the trunk of the apple tree, wrote a receipt, and respectfully handed it to Widow Chen with both hands.

Widow Chen carefully read the receipt and felt that there was no problem. Fold the slip and put it in your bag. Then he pulled the side of the handbag open, took out the eight hundred yuan, and handed it to Daxiao. Then he turned and went into the orchard.

Sun Buer followed Widow Chen, disappeared in the shade of the dense trees, and disappeared without much effort.

Widow Chen's slender figure and the bursts of fragrance emanating from her whole body made the big fans fascinated, and Widow Chen couldn't see it, and he was still thinking about it with his eyes closed.

Da Xiangzi is very generous this time. said: "Daxiao, if you have the money, do you want to invite Lao Tzu to go to the seafood restaurant in Dongguizi to have a meal?" I'm a big hero! ”

Da Xiao nodded, and the two of them walked quickly to the seafood restaurant and directly entered the small private room. Inside, he shouted, "Waiter, order!" Serve the tea leaves! ”

Da Xiangzi and Da Xiao are still in their dreams, they never dreamed that this widow Chen is darker than his mother's Sun Buer, and all the money for them is fake!

After drinking the wine, it entered the stomach, the food was eaten, and he couldn't spit it out, and even if he spit it out, he couldn't get it back, wow, didn't he want Da Xiangzi and the others to look good? Look at how they end! (To be continued.) )