"In order to evade responsibility, he is pretending." Widow Sun insisted that the old fort was deliberately pretending to be dead.

The county magistrate Hong stepped forward, grabbed the collar of the old fort, and wanted to lift him up, how could the old fort be soft, like the rotten persimmon that fell from the persimmon tree, the whole body was soft.

Widow Sun scolded: "Don't pretend to be a bear, touch the old lady, it's useless to pretend to be a bear, prepare to buy me a new pair of pants." ”

County Magistrate Hong knew the depth of the matter, he realized the severity of the matter, and hurriedly bowed his hand to everyone: "Old and young masters, everyone can see clearly, I didn't hurt him, I should prove it to the old man." ”

Li Erer didn't say a word, and asked someone to send the old fort to Liu Xueyin's clinic.

Da Da found that the old fort was lying in his clinic to receive water, and the person also woke up, with bandages on his head, so he took out the phone and called: "Leather donkey, your idea is really good, and it has achieved initial results, in my clinic." ”

The leather donkey took the phone, went out of the store, stood at the door and looked at the kidnapping clinic opened by Liu Xueyin, and saw that the huge man was standing at the door of the clinic and beckoning to him, so he put away the phone, turned around and closed the store door, and strode towards this side. Could it be that the old man has changed her mind? No, if you change your mind, what are you still doing in the clinic? Could it be that he was excited and made a heart disease? It can't be that small. The leather donkey thought about his heart, and his heart went up and down, and he came to the clinic. As soon as he entered the door, he said happily: "There, the results are good, let's go over and see how your second uncle is doing." ”

Here's what happened: The bitter trick that came out of the last time didn't move Yu Xiu'e's heart, and this time the leather donkey gave his second uncle a lure plan, asking the old battery to go to the electric car store, and bought the latest electric car for 3,500, and after charging it, he rode to the farmers' market. Didn't Yu Xiu'e go to the market every day to buy vegetables and relax, which meant that she saw the old fort and bought the latest electric tricycle. It's very powerful to sit on it, so as to attract her attention, and it is a bit of an impression of that meaning. The leather donkey thought that his second uncle's display was in the limelight in the market, and his electric car was worth it. Yu Xiu'e will change her mind, but the old fort is really not angry, in the electric car sales department, the boss who sells electric cars, the grandson of the Li family nicknamed "shrimp paste", told the old fort three or four times in a row. Which is the electric door, which is the handbrake, which is the foot brake, and also, riding in the village, you must not press the cruise down, and so on. In addition to teaching him by hand, Shrimp Sauce also demonstrated to him in the small open space in front of the store. The old battery also learned to maneuver the ride at that time. In order to go to the market early to show his ability, he boasted: "Such a thing, those old ladies on the street, all riding all over the street." No matter how stupid my old fort is, isn't it better than a woman? ”

The old battery felt that he was okay and felt good about himself. He rode on an electric car and followed Baoshan Road. I rode north and south, and at first I rode very slowly, and walked for a while. There was nothing wrong, so he increased the electric door, rode a long way, and it was okay, he became more and more bold, and opened the electric door to eighty percent, and it was okay, so he put his mind at ease, with satisfaction and pleasure in his arms, and pushed the car into the parking area on the edge of the small square outside the farmers' market, picked a most conspicuous place, moved the tricycle of others to both sides, and stuffed his own car into it, the front of the car was facing the middle of the square, and he himself was like a proud big rooster, sitting on the seat of the tricycle, holding his chest high and looking up, waiting for his ex-wife Yu Xiu'e to appear. Looking forward to it, looking forward to it left and right, I finally looked forward to Yu Xiu'e coming, I don't know what's going on, she didn't look at this side at all, she had a family routine with Widow Sun, and it was half an hour to pull, you said that the old fort was in a hurry, and it was three points more urgent than the fire in the room! The hatred in his heart, he scolded Widow Sun in his heart: "You are an old immortal, where did all that nonsense come out, one set after another, don't you say no?" I'm not afraid of suffocation! Get out of here! But it backfired, half an hour passed, and Widow Sun was still chattering there. Later, the old fort couldn't hold his breath anymore, so he turned on the electric door key, increased the current, and wanted to ride an electric car to Yu Xiu'e and Widow Sun to show off his new car. No one expected it, and God didn't expect it, because he was so excited, his fingers unknowingly pressed the cruise button! When the old battery found that his electric car was getting faster and faster, and it was useless to release the electric door, he panicked and forgot the instructions that Shrimp Paste taught him to brake quickly in case of emergency, and he had to shout loudly to warn him for fear of hitting the two women in front of him. Fortunately, Yu Xiu'e and Widow Sun were clever and avoided danger in time, so they didn't cause a big disaster.

The county magistrate Hong was very righteous, and he also followed the abduction clinic, and saw the old fort wake up with his own eyes, and he had already spoken, so he was relieved and returned to the farmers' market to continue selling meat. Fortunately, his wife and widow Sun's leg was fine, and he was able to walk normally after a short rest, so the county magistrate Hong did not mention the compensation. Instead, he directly spared the old fort.

Huge his godfather practiced martial arts in front of the huge gate and showed off his martial arts. Li Erda walked on the street and wanted to go to the leather donkey chicken shop opposite the seafood building to find a leather donkey to play chess.

Huge shouted at Li Er: "Come here, come here." Don't you feel like you're capable every day? Do you dare to compete with my godfather? ”

Li Er smiled and said: "I don't dare to compare, I want to talk about martial arts, I asked my wife to come back and compete with him, how about it?" ”

Knowing Zhang Fengxian's power, he shook his head and didn't agree.

Li Er asked his godfather: "Old man, are you practicing hard skills?" ”

The old man didn't answer, and he looked down on Li Er. This angered Li Er, he was a little angry, guarding so many villagers, he didn't take me, the mediator, as dry food. In ancient times, it was important to pay attention to the ability of literature to govern the country, and the ability of martial arts to secure the country. Although I, Li Er, don't know any martial arts, but I have bad ideas and whole people, but my second master's strength. If you want to clean up your old mess, do you still need to worry about it? He pushed everyone away, came to the old man, raised his hand to stop the old man's movements, and said provocatively: "Old man, can the No. 8 wire be broken in the waist?" ”

"Yes!"

"Where's the chain to the puppy?"

"Yes! I didn't earn a constant rope! The old man blew his beard and stared, and his arrogance was very arrogant. He glanced at Li Er a few times and said, "Don't look at your physical strength, old age and weakness, but in terms of kung fu, you are less than one percent of the little old man." ”

Li Er scolded in his heart: "The arrogant old guy, if you dare to act in front of Lao Tzu, you must be made ugly in front of you." If you run into me head-on, you deserve to be unlucky today! ”

At that moment, Li Er beckoned, called Pang Pang to him, and asked with a smile: "Uncle He, do you dare to bet?" ”

Huge said: "Bet on what? ”

"A treat."

"Who are they?"

"The donkey and I, plus four eyes and two people."

"Deal!" Da Da and Li Ersan high-fived, and the people around them let out a burst of cheers and applauded warmly to cheer for the two. Li Er broke off a small branch thinner than a straw from the small bush in the flower bed under his feet, and asked the old man: "Can such a thick thing break if it is tied to the waist?" ”

The old man replied unequivocally and loudly: "It can be broken!" Even with such a thick steel bar, the old man collapsed in half! ”

Li Er said: "The steel bar is too hard, I'll give you something, and it will break with a pair of scissors, can you do it?" ”

The old man slapped his chest with his fist, and said, "It's not easy to cut even nail scissors." ”

Huge stretched out his hand to stop Li Er, and interjected: "Li Er, aren't you using the construction team to make it difficult for the old man with those thin wires tied to steel bars?" ”

The old man said: "Those thin wires are no problem, my waist and abdomen, after luck, is almost the same as steel, no matter how thin the wire, it can't be strangled, rest assured, I am the first in the world." ”

This old guy blows his hair.

Li Er grinned, took the small branch in his hand, shook it three times in front of everyone, asked everyone to see the thickness of the branch, took off his nail clippers from the belt of a young man, compared it in his hand, slightly tightened his abdomen, lifted his big pants up, cut the elastic band that Lao Cuihua had just changed for him last night, cut it with nail scissors, and pulled out the elastic band strung on his pants, in front of everyone, first compared the thickness with the small branch in his hand, the diameter was about the same, in order to prove that what he said was true, Li Er cut a small section from the elastic band with nail clippers, and after telling everyone to look at it, he stepped forward, tied the elastic belt to his godfather on his waist, clapped his hands and said, "Come on, gentleman's word, donkeys are difficult to chase!" He deliberately referred to the horse as a donkey, causing the crowd to burst into laughter. In the laughter of everyone, the old man concentrated on his luck, jumped and jumped, stretched out his arms and kicked his legs, earned three times in a row, and failed all over again. The elastic band was on his waist, and with his stomach, it bulged and bulged, and it couldn't be broken, until the old man's face was flushed, and fine beads of sweat oozed from his forehead.

Li Er went over and asked him, "How is it, I can't do it." He hooked the elastic band with his second thumb, gently pulled it out, and the elastic band was hooked out in a big circle, Li Er said with a smile: "No matter how big your belly is, it can't break." Qigong is a thing that eats hard and not soft. Although the steel knife is fast, can it cut through the water? That's it. Are you convinced? If you are not convinced, you can try again. ”

The old man lowered his head in shame, and suddenly knelt down on one knee in front of Li Er, and said in a trembling voice: "Master, be worshiped by the apprentice!" (To be continued......)