Chapter 563: Four Reds, Four Greens

Zhou Yu secretly said to the old fox, these two are obviously afraid that the price will be pressed too hard and they are embarrassed to talk to themselves, but they are not stupid, you have the section chief of the logistics department, we have Lao Cao who said that the dead do not pay for their lives, in this case, is it a mule or a horse, so pull it out and slip away, right?

Thinking of this, Zhou Yu smiled shyly and said to General Lu embarrassed: "Grandpa Lu, of course I don't mind, I have a problem, and I can't say anything when I'm in a hurry, so I also invited a friend to come over to help, and today I'll talk to you with my brother Cao, and he will say as much as he wants, and I promise not to object." ”

General Lu and General Zhao glanced at each other, and the corners of their mouths couldn't help but float a wry smile, damn, this is also a little fox, I'm afraid I'm embarrassed that the lion will open his mouth and talk to someone else on his side. But don't scold the bald monk, don't you have such thoughts in order to save some money for the troops?

At this time, Lao Cao gently poked Zhou Hu beside him, and whispered: "Huzi, you see that those young officers have dazzling five-pointed stars on their epaulettes, how are these two old men confused, why are there only two soybeans on their shoulders when they are so old?" That's a terrible mix, isn't it?

Zhou Hu's face shook and he was scared to death by Lao Cao, I really wanted to go up and kick him a few times at this time, but he was a lieutenant general, no matter how ignorant he was, he couldn't say such a thing, right?

Before Zhou Hu could speak, General Lu on the other side said with a smile after listening to Zhou Yu's words: "Cheng, Xiao Zhou, it seems that this is Xiao Cao?" ”

As soon as he heard the other party mention himself, Lao Cao, who had a big belly, combed his almost non-existent hair with his hands, walked out with a high spirit, stepped forward and grabbed General Lu's big hand, and said enthusiastically: "The old man is really good eyesight." I am Xiao Cao, and I am the general manager of Phoenix Mountain Global Development Group. Today, entrusted by our chairman Zhou Yu, I will talk to you about the price of medicinal wine.

As soon as I saw you, I felt that you had a different reaction, look at your temperament. One stop here is a commanding general, and with two waves of his small hand, he will be wiped out.

You're sixty this year, aren't you? It is said that life is rare for sixty years, but when you look like it, you are an absolute good young man. When our chairman called your grandfather just now, I wanted to kick him twice, how could such a young gentleman call him grandpa? But how can the seniority be here, but it can't mess up the seniority, in other words, our chairman is still more respectful.

Also, I have to praise you for your eyesight, you say I'm standing here a little bit of a standout, but you can always recognize me at once among so many people. Old man, your eyesight is really embarrassing for my generation......"

The two generals of Lu Zhao and his staff officers, as well as the section chief of the logistics department, were really a little confused at this time, where did the other party find such a superlative?

Especially General Lu is so angry that his beard is puffed up, and he still has eyesight? There are only four people in his mother's house, three of whom are still known by themselves, and there is only one left, who can still know the way? Wouldn't that be a fool? Also, when did Xiao Zhou become the chairman of Phoenix Mountain Global Development Group?

Watching Lao Cao and General Lu talk eloquently, pointing out the country and promoting words, and selling cuteness at every turn, the brother next to him was so frightened that he was sweating profusely. This guy really doesn't know how to write the dead word. How dare you flirt with a lieutenant general? It's awesome.

Later, Zhou Yu couldn't help but step forward to replace Lao Cao, at first Lao Cao was unwilling, but he was dragged down by Huzi and Li Ming.

"Lao Cao, do you know the identities of those two old men?" Zhou Hu gritted his teeth and asked.

"What's the identity? Scare me? You see, those two soybeans are not as big as a five-pointed star. What can it be? Lao Cao said disappreciatively.

"Alas, Brother Cao, he is a lieutenant general." Li Ming said helplessly.

"Damn, what's wrong with the lieutenant general? It's not enough for the miso yet. That thing can still be eaten. ”

After finishing speaking, Lao Cao felt that something was wrong, lieutenant general? What the hell is a lieutenant general!

Suddenly, Lao Cao felt that all the strength in his body was gone. As soon as his legs went limp, he would collapse. This guy hurriedly grabbed Zhou Hu and said in a trembling voice: "Huzi, hurry up and hold me." My brother was bored. ”

Zhou Hu and Li Ming held back a smile and held Lao Cao in the back, and Lao Cao felt that he had something to rely on. Then he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you three rabbit cubs, this is going to kill me." Lieutenant General, what the hell is a Lieutenant General, don't you want them to kill me? ”

"Damn, Lao Cao, what are you talking about, we thought that you would know the identity of the Taoist family if you looked at the epaulettes of the people, and what age is it now? Who would dare to kill you? Look at your bear-like appearance, you must know that Lu Dao is not as good as me today. ”

After listening to Zhou Hu's words, Lao Cao put his heart down. After thinking about it, everything that shouldn't be offended has already been offended, and the damn bird should be up, and if I don't sell a little money today, I'm sorry for the fright I suffered.

So this guy regained his confidence, his face instantly radiant, his eyes kept rolling, and he thought about how to fool his opponent into a cripple.

A few minutes later, the two sides sat on both sides of a long table, the two sides represented the section chief Zhang and Lao Cao of the logistics office in the middle, and the rest of the people sat on both sides.

At this time, Lao Cao spoke.

First of all, our chairman Mr. Zhou Yu is a very patriotic and promising young man, who is willing to throw his head and spill his blood for the prosperity and strength of the country, and has always been silently dedicated in line with the great patriotic sentiment of sacrificing my happiness of 1.3 billion people.

This time, he was shocked to learn that the medicinal liquor allocated by him has an incomparably huge effect on the construction of the army, so he plans to transfer some medicinal liquor to the troops at a low price, so as to support our soldiers, so that they can become a strong soldier who can fight and win the battle as soon as possible.

But the landlord's family has no surplus grain, do you know how difficult it is to configure these medicinal wines? Among them, there are more than 20 kinds of excellent herbs alone, and there must be ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum, snow lotus and so on.

And these herbs have to be picked by our chairman himself, which is definitely a difficult life.

I still remember that our chairman went into the mountains to collect medicine last year, and he met three green wolves without dying. Comrades. Do you know the consequences of ordinary people encountering three green wolves? That's right, it's a dump of wolf dung. Of course, it could also be a few splashes, depending on how many wolves ate him.

Comrades. How dangerous was that then? But we knew that in order to protect the hard-won herbs, we were reluctant to throw away the pockets, so we ran away with the heavy bags on our backs, and were driven to the edge of the cliff by three big green wolves.

At this time, there are two ways in front of our chairman, one is to become wolf dung, and the other is to become a dead corpse~ Ano, it is a martyr.

As a result, our chairman still jumped off the misty cliff with national righteousness and unyielding integrity......"

The two generals and the men they brought with them were bursting with laughter. They understood that Chairman Zhou was sacrificing his life and money, and he was reluctant to throw away his backpack and run away lightly when he saw the wolves coming. As for what kind of national integrity, it is even more, that is, he didn't want to become wolf dung and be chased by wolves, so he had no choice but to jump off the cliff.

But the strange thing is that the person concerned, Zhou Yu, was not angry at all, and still listened with a smile, as if Lao Cao was really praising him.

Zhou Yu learned about Lao Cao that he was in his bones, and this guy was designated to show the enemy weakness first, and he might not know what kind of moth would come out later. Anyway, as long as this guy comes out of the horse, he will not suffer a loss.

Seeing that Lao Cao was still spitting and talking about the difficulty of the configuration of medicine and wine, Section Chief Zhang rubbed his head and said helplessly: "Manager Cao, you can rest for a while, I think let's get back to the topic." How much pound are you going to sell for this medicinal wine? ”

"Huh? Haven't I said the price yet? Oops, look at my head. Anyway, no matter how smart people are, there are times when they make mistakes. Let's just say that my ancestor Cao Cao is smart enough and awesome, right? Wasn't Zhuge Liang and our ancestor of Dong Zhou teamed up to burn the family clean? Alas, people have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete. ”

Section Chief Zhang was stunned by Lao Cao Dong's head and rake, and wondered in his heart if he was just talking about a price. Do you need to say that?

At this time, his patience was not much, so his tone was not so polite, and he said, "Manager Cao." I think we should negotiate the price first, and our political commissar and commander will have to rush back to the military region as soon as possible. ”

"Oh. Are you in such a hurry? That's fine, it's 5,000 yuan a catty. How. Cheap enough, right?

Hehe, in fact, this is why our Chou Dong has patriotic sentiments, and in order to take care of our children, I will give you a friendship price, or you can't buy it for 10,000 yuan. Lao Cao finally showed his fangs, and the lion opened his mouth.

"Holy!" Brother Zhou Yu was so frightened that he almost jumped up from the chair, this guy really dared to ask for it.

At this time, the two majestic faces of the two generals of Lu Zhao had already become gloomy as water, and their beards were pouting.

That Section Chief Zhang was even more angry, and said angrily: "Manager Cao, there is no such sky-high asking price, right?" Even if there are so many medicinal herbs in your medicinal wine, it won't be worth so much money, right? I'm just doing procurement, what do I don't know? I know the price of these things, so you should give me a real price. ”

Lao Cao's eyelids rolled twice, and he asked angrily, "Section Chief Zhang, what do you mean?" What do you mean you know everything? Are you showing off your feelings in front of us old peasants? We don't have much culture, but you can't just know everything, right? ”

After all, this Section Chief Zhang is a soldier, and he has a stubbornness, and when he heard this, he said: "I didn't mean that, I meant that I had more contact with people and things, at least I knew more than you, right?" You may always think that your herbs are priceless when you are in the mountains, but they are not as valuable as you think they are outside. ”

"Yo ho? Don't you still say you know more? Hehe, I'm really not convinced, I haven't seen anyone in this world who knows more than me. In that case, let me ask you a question, what do you mean by the four greens? ”

"The four greens? What are the four greens? Section Chief Zhang said blankly.

"Hehe, the four greens don't know what to do? What's it called? I'll tell you,

The four greens are: green grassland, watermelon peel, and Wangbagazi Post and Telecommunications Office. ”

With a "flutter", Li Ming couldn't help laughing, but after being glared at twice by General Lu, he held back.

As for Zhou Yu's brothers, their faces were flushed, and their heads were almost hidden in their crotch.

Section Chief Zhang's handsome face was flushed with anger, this guy is obviously unreasonable.

Lao Cao was like a fox seeing a little chicken at this time, and he laughed so obscenely. Seeing Section Chief Zhang's appearance, this guy continued: "Section Chief Zhang, now what do you know what the four greens are, right?"

Well, I'll give you another chance, and if you answer this time, I'll lower the price for you.

Listen, what are the four reds? ”

Section Chief Zhang has now completely fallen into the pit dug by Lao Cao, and immediately began to meditate, but after thinking about it, he didn't come up with what the four big reds were.

Lao Cao smiled slightly and said indifferently: "Section Chief Zhang, I'm sorry, but I will still tell you the mystery, you listen."

The four reds are: the door of the big temple, the pot for killing pigs, and the big girl's pants burning the clouds ......" (to be continued......)

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