"Bang Bang Bang"

"Bang Bang Bang"

"Bang Bang"

Xiong Yaoyue and I had a pleasant exercise at the top of the mountain.

Sprinkled with youth and sweat, flesh collided violently, each other's cheeks flushed, mixed with gasp.

And all this in front of all the students.

That--if there's anyone who wants to be crooked, go and stand in the hallway! We're just fighting mosquitoes!

It's very tiring to chase mosquitoes in the summer! The collision of flesh is the collision of our own two hands!

Xiong Yaoyue, the second goods, suspected that there were too few mosquitoes, and after killing the mosquitoes on the top of Xiaoqin's head, she deliberately kicked the grass, which led to a lot of mosquitoes and mosquitoes!

And the attention of these mosquitoes is only focused on three targets: Xiaoqin, the squad leader, and Gong Caicai (especially Gong Caicai), and they pounced on them viciously!

Xiaoqin used a straw hat as a shield and hid behind the squad leader, the squad leader remained relatively calm, while Gong Caicai squatted directly on the ground with her head in her hands, and muttered "I'm sorry for my parents' nurturing grace"!

So can I, the security commissioner, not be dispatched? Of course, together with the energetic Xiong Yaoyue, work hard to fight mosquitoes!

According to conservative estimates, there were 4 or 50 mosquitoes that died under Xiong Yaoyue's palms that day.

Xiong Yaoyue fought mosquitoes vigorously, attacking everywhere, and was eager to exterminate them, when she caught up with a middle-aged man wearing glasses and a white shirt walking to the top of the mountain, and the two of them collided.

"Ouch, be careful!" The other party covered his crooked glasses and said in a loud voice.

It turned out to be the glasses principal of a special education school.

"I'm afraid you're not familiar with the facilities on Cuisong Mountain, so climb up and see if there's anything you can do to help......"

As he spoke, he vigilantly observed the various fire sources we had set up, clearly fearing that we would cause a fire.

However, the squad leader, who is very fire-conscious, tries to stay away from flammable materials when setting up a barbecue grill, and also fills a plastic basin with stream water and puts it nearby in case of emergency.

The principal of the glasses swept around, and found no fire hazards, in order to eliminate the embarrassment, he looked at Xiong Yaoyue and Xiong Yaoyue, who rushed to him almost at the same time because of the mosquito fighting, and said:

"That...... The couple shirt for the two of you is quite suitable. ”

Which pot is not opened, which pot is mentioned! You're Zhuang Ni's apprentice! I just finished explaining to the squad leader that I have no special relationship with Xiong Yaoyue!

Do you think that Xiong Yaoyue's temperament and I are very compatible, like a couple of "sports"? Put your glasses on! Xiong Yaoyue and I are not wearing a couple shirt, but a class uniform of the second (3) class of junior high school, okay!

I just wanted to deny it, but Xiong Yaoyue took the first step and waved her hand and said, "No, no, uncle, you are mistaken, there is indeed someone who is a pair with Ye Lin, but there are other people!" ”

I'm grateful to her for taking the initiative to explain, but can the volume be a little lower? weishenme only needs the volume of daily conversation, but it seems to use a tweeter? The squad leader and the others are standing not far away, and they can hear every word you say!

Xiong Yaoyue said, "Ye Lin's lover has another person", while looking in the direction of Xiaoqin, with a tacit smile.

At this time, in order to avoid mosquitoes, Xiaoqin happened to stand behind the squad leader, and from the squad leader's point of view, Xiong Yaoyue's words made her eyes look like she was referring to the squad leader.

Half of the squad leader's face turned red, and he put the big horn on the meat skewer on the barbecue grill and turned it twice indiscriminately to suppress the fluctuations in his heart.

"Can you still eat?" The squad leader asked the loudspeaker on the side.

"Almost, right?" Big Horn rubbed his belly, "I think I still have a little fighting power, and I can't lose to Pooh." ”

"I won't lose." The squad leader seemed to say something else, and stood straighter than just now, with a little smugness on his expression.

Next, looking at the eyes of me and Xiong Yaoyue, there was no longer a trace of resentment, and the fight between me and Xiong Yaoyue was completely equivalent to the fight between me and other male friends.

Although the squad leader misunderstood again, it seems to be a good result in terms of results......

After a tour of the hilltop, the spectacle principal of the special education school praised our fire prevention work, completely revealing the true purpose of his trip.

"Teacher Yu, you are really leading the team!"

He found Mr. Yu, who was eating roasted tofu skin behind the mountain rock, and praised him with his thumb.

"It's the first time I've seen a camp so neatly planned and so well fireproofed! Not to mention junior high school students, even college students rarely can organize so haode! ”

"Where, where," Teacher Yu said as he swallowed the roasted tofu skin, "My students are very independent, and they all make it up themselves!" ”

This sentence is a big truth, if you further explain: everything is arranged for you by the squad leader Shu Sha, and you haven't done any work yourself, it will be more honest.

The principal of the glasses thought that Teacher Yu was modest, so he admired from the bottom of his heart with reverence for senior educators:

"It's all your credit to be able to teach such haode students!"

This sentence was so sweet that Teacher Yu's heart was full of joy, and he patted the principal of the glasses on the shoulder (the principal of the special education school is very young and looks like Teacher Yu's junior).

"As long as you put your heart to heart and believe in your students, they will definitely redouble their efforts to repay the teacher!"

Don't teach others what you don't know! You are lucky to meet Shu Sha, the "substitute head teacher", so "believe in her", there is a reward, what if you believe in Cao Gonggong? Isn't he allowed to take the photoshop nude photos of all the beautiful girls in the twenty-eighth middle school and make them into wall calendars for sale all over the city!

Don't say it's Gonggong Cao, even if it's Shu Sha's younger brother, Shu Zhe can't do it! What if you become Shu Zhe's homeroom teacher, and then think that Shu Zhe looks like a good person, a good student, and more importantly, Shu Sha's younger brother, so you let Shu Zhe be the class leader...... There are a lot of cheats waiting for you!

For example, organizing classmates to write homework for elementary school students, and then making money from it, or lying about expenses and embezzling class fees...... If you hand over the class to someone like Shu Zhe, just wait for the whole class to be separated and become a plate of loose sand!

The young glasses principal of the special education school, after "learning" from Teacher Yu in a daze, went down the mountain satisfied.

I sincerely hope that he will not run into a cheating student like Shu Zhe, but fortunately, although many students in special education schools are physically and mentally disabled, they are still a hundred times better than Shu Zhe, who has no conscience.

Although they all advertise themselves as "carnivores", many boys are already like Cao Gonggong and can no longer eat a meat skewer.

Because this wild trip saved a lot of charter fees and attraction tickets, the squad leader tilted all the funds to food, and even the loudspeaker hiccuped that he couldn't eat anymore.

Xiaoqin, who ate a belly of seafood, lay down on the picnic mat, and her posture was similar to that of Zhuang Ni, who refused to eat from beginning to end.

"It's a pity, there's still a lot of shrimp roasted on the fire......

Only Xiong Yaoyue is still eating, standing out from the crowd and eating.

The big horn glanced at Xiong Yaoyue angrily, because the other party not only ate more than himself, but also ate dry.

It's all just because Xiong Yaoyue's exercise is too much.

If the big horn and Xiong Yaoyue were fixed on the seats and let them concentrate on eating, it should be that the big horn was slightly better.

But once it comes to eating a buffet, especially in the wild, Xiong Yaoyue, who is running and jumping around, will digest while eating, digest and consume at the same time, and cycle indefinitely.

It suddenly occurred to me that no matter who marries this female man in the future, it will be quite expensive to "eat" this item alone!

The most haode way is to tie Xiong Yaoyue behind the dining table and prevent her from making small movements while eating and consuming excess energy, right?

However, if she is found by a visiting guest, she will definitely think that Xiong Yaoyue has been abused by her husband, so she will call 110 when she goes out, or notify the Women's Federation, right?

O conscience of heaven and earth! I promise her husband is just trying to save money! Otherwise, all the living expenses will be eaten by Xiong Yaoyue!

"Stop eating meat," the squad leader suggested, "and eat some fruit after a meal, which is good for your health." ”

So the charcoal fire was extinguished, and folding cutting boards were spread out on the crisper boxes and some flat stones, and fruits were distributed to everyone to eat.

Watermelons are very popular, and after Xiong Yaoyue got them, she used the method of spitting watermelon seeds to attack the beetle close to Xiaoqin, and she really hit one.

"Stomp on it! Stomp on it! Xiaoqin hid behind Xiong Yaoyue and screamed.

"Ah, squad leader, it turns out that the melon is in this bag!" The loudspeaker shouted, "I thought I forgot home!" ”

"Then cut them up, Ye Lin, you cut the melons, pay attention to safety!"

I just made a promise with the class leader to "become a useful person to society", and I think it is also appropriate for me to become a "useful person to the class" first.

So I put down the half-eaten watermelon, walked behind the haode cutting board prepared for me by the squad leader, and picked up the kitchen knife handed over by the loudspeaker.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw that the watermelon I hadn't eaten was stolen by Xiaoqin.

"First, don't cut your hands." The squad leader held out a finger and told me, "Second, don't let Pooh get close. ”

Then, as if afraid that I would misunderstand, he added, "I mean, don't let Pooh get close to the kitchen knife in your hand." ”

Of course I get it! Xiong Yaoyue seems to be playing a mobile game called "Five Tigers Broken Door Knife" recently, in case she comes up crazy and wants to demonstrate to everyone on the spot, in the shadow of the sword and sword, isn't there a danger of human life?

Squad leader, are you worried, I don't think you allowed Pooh to come close, is still eating our vinegar!

Anyway, after the squad leader finished explaining, he went to work on something else, Xu Lijun didn't let people worry, he was pricked in his throat and eye when he ate fish, and Niu Shili came up with the idea of giving him vinegar to solve it.

So squad leader, are you going to make the best use of your resources and lend them the vinegar you saved?

The squad leader's worry was right, Xiong Yaoyue really had ambitions for the kitchen knife in my hand, she had one in one hand and two melons in her arms, and came to me.

Not only did he come over, but he also beckoned other girls to come and give melons, threatening to lift their skirts if he didn't send melons.

Is this to win in chaos and divert my attention?

How can you succeed! If you snatch (steal) the kitchen knife in your hand, where is my face as a security commissioner? I want to guard this real-name kitchen knife that can only be bought with an ID card like a dragon slaying knife!