"Ahh There are mosquitoes! ”

When I returned to the campsite at the top of the mountain, Xiaoqin was about to get up to look for me, but halfway through she was entangled by a large mosquito with a colorful tail.

It should be with the import of timber, foreign invasive species! If you think about it carefully, it must be the guy who played the leading role in "The Legend of Moding", Kyle's fault!

What the? is also a foreigner, weishenme doesn't say it's Amy's fault?

Shut up! As my sister, you can't make a mistake! Even the heinous mistakes that Xiaoqin made before, I used the "sister's perspective" to neutralize it, and achieved the effect of not being angry with her!

Anyway, foreign mosquito invasions, migrant workers are owed wages, famine in Uganda, global warming, and Guo Degang and Beijing TV have a bad relationship...... It's all Kyle's fault! I heard that at the end of the first season of "Legend of the Demon Ding", he would fly on the back of the dragon with Amy in his arms (of course, the dragon is a computer special effect), cursing him for falling off the dragon's back and falling to his death!

Of course, Amy herself doesn't like him, and I heard that she asked Penthos to send Kyle's mobile phone number to a gay website, draining his phone alive.

Xiaoqin is afraid of insects, mainly black, carapace insects, in a word, "big black beetle".

It is said that she is not afraid of the seven-star ladybug because it is "very brightly colored".

Nonsense! Back then, you stuffed the seven-star ladybug into my nostrils when I was napping, such a handy tool, of course I wasn't afraid!

"It would be nice if the seven-star ladybug had five stars, wouldn't that become China's 'national worm'?"

I was talking about it once.

Five-star ladybug? It's entirely possible that GMO science can breed that kind of thing, but does it make sense other than selling it as a souvenir to foreigners? In case a foreigner is very unfriendly and tramples the five-star ladybug to death, should we prosecute him for "insulting the national flag"?

At this time, Xiaoqin looked at the big mosquito hovering above her straw hat, looked at the colorful hard shell on its tail, and fell into deep thought.

Is it brain-calculating whether this belongs to the "big black beetle" to decide whether or not you want to scream?

Scream your sister! You're not afraid of bugs at all! It's because you've read too many shoujo manga that you've self-hypnotized to be afraid of the big black beetle for yourself!

It's completely different from the squad leader's fear of black mice! The class leader is because when she was a child, the big black mouse almost bit off her brother's little brother, so there is a fear mixed with self-blame in it!

Xiaoqin thought for a long time, as if she still couldn't decide which category the "colorful beetle mosquito" belonged to, so she stared at each other vigilantly with her eyes upward, and then took a step closer to me.

"Ye Lin, the weather is so nice today, hehe."

While "hehe", I paid attention to whether the colorful beetle mosquitoes showed signs of changing targets.

Do you want mosquitoes to turn their eyes on me so you don't get bitten?

Or I can't stand to kill the mosquito, so you don't have to get your hands dirty, and you won't worry about whether the other party belongs to the "big black beetle"!

Don't stand next to me grinning and think I didn't see the big mosquito hovering over your head!

Such a precious gift (or imported), you can keep it for others!

Xiaoqin stayed with me for a while, and found that the colorful beetle mosquito was not very interested in me, and still turned around her head, so she had to walk back to the picnic mat in a depressed manner.

sat next to Xiong Yaoyue, who was eating and drinking, and tried to give away imported mosquitoes, but the mosquitoes were very obsessed with being a halo on Xiaoqin's head, if it weren't for Xiaoqin wearing a straw hat, it was likely that she would have swooped down to drink blood to quench her thirst.

Speaking of which, in the eyes of mosquitoes, everyone's blood sweetness is different, when Amy and I were together, she attracted mosquitoes than me, which can be called "human mosquito coils", the role is to sacrifice yourself so that others will not be bitten by mosquitoes.

Of course, Amy will not be willing to let the mosquitoes suck up her noble blood, if the bodyguards fail to stop the mosquitoes from approaching with their palms, not only will they be deducted from their wages, but they will also have to use submachine guns to hunt down the mosquitoes that suck Amy's blood.

Pesticides are not used in order to avoid poisoning the little owner.

But I obviously think submachine guns are more dangerous.

As for Xiong Yaoyue, she attracts mosquitoes to the same extent as me, and in case of a bite, it will not cause a big swelling, even if she is bitten by an invasive species, the allergic reaction is very small and negligible.

Once, she used the muscles in her arm to pinch the mosquitoes that were biting her, and showed them off to me.

Taking me as a reference, Xiaoqin and Amy's attraction to mosquitoes may be between the two of them, so Xiaoqin sat next to Xiong Yaoyue for a while, and the colorful beetle mosquitoes did not mean to shift their positions.

"Why do you ...... like this?" muttered to her feet, moving over to the other girls in the camp.

Can't you just ask me to kill the mosquitoes! Sure enough, I still like pranks from the bottom of my heart! Last time, I said I was a "mischievous cat"!

For the sweetness of blood in mosquito eyes, here are the test results of Qin:

Xiaoqin> loudspeaker Xiaoqin> PHS Xiaoqin> Cao Gonggong (when did he run back, and Xiaoqin has dared to get close to him) Xiaoqin> English class representative (a rigid girl with glasses) Xiaoqin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zhuang Ni is worthy of dark blood! Mosquitoes are all away from it! If you suck it, you'll die! That kind of blood full of dark curses, if you suck it, you will definitely die! If Xiao Qin is willing to stay next to Zhuang Ni who is lying down and resting for a while, the colorful beetle mosquito will definitely fly away by itself!

However, Xiaoqin Zuihou didn't hold on and left the range of Zhuang Ni's curse force field.

"I feel like I'm in a bad mood, how can a person with such a dark soul have painting skills that match mine? It's incredible......"

Is your soul bright? Isn't it necessary to push mosquitoes to others when they are walking around now! And immediately to Zhuang Ni's painting skills daoqian! In any case, her drawing skills are a million times better than yours!

Zuihou Xiaoqin came next to the squad leader, who had tied Obama to a tree and was trying to solve a problem with a clogged air inlet for a fire starter.

"Ahh It worked! Xiao Qin Huan shouted.

The colorful beetle mosquitoes swayed and moved from the top of Xiao Qin's head to the top of the squad leader's head.

"The squad leader recruits mosquitoes more than me! The squad leader is a human mosquito coil of a higher degree! ”

Who taught you the word "human mosquito coil"! Did I say it to your face?

However, in the eyes of mosquitoes, the sweetness of the squad leader's blood is higher than that of Amy and Xiaoqin, which is really a little unexpected to me.

Squad leader, you are so serious and cold on the outside, but in fact, it is very sweet on the inside?

"Watch out for mosquitoes!" Niu Shili, the captain of the loyal dog team, waved his big hand and killed the mosquitoes hovering over the squad leader's head with a snap.

Xiao Qin pouted and looked disappointed, and walked back to me in despair.

"It's hard to carry the ...... of the past"

Can mosquitoes carry it too? How much do you want to cause the squad leader to be bitten by mosquitoes!

As he spoke, another mosquito flew from the grass and circled around Xiaoqin.

It may have something to do with Xiaoqin wearing a straw hat, and mosquitoes can easily spot her.

"~\(≧▽≦)/~ Good luck! Ammo is reloaded again! I can launch it again! ”

So Xiaoqin led the mosquito, which was much smaller than just now, to the squad leader again, and once again successfully transferred the mosquito to the squad leader's head.

"Why are there so many mosquitoes!" The big horn didn't slap it, and it was Niu Shili who killed the mosquito.

Xiaoqin was not discouraged, and made persistent efforts, she deliberately stood next to the grass, and every time she attracted 1~2 mosquitoes, she "carried" to the squad leader.

Gradually, the squad leader also noticed that Xiaoqin was behaving abnormally.

"Xiaoqin, what are you doing walking around?"

"No, no!" Xiao Qin, who was staring at the mosquito above her head with her eyes to prevent her from losing contact with it, hurriedly said perfunctorily, "I'm just going to help others get some food......

It's to help mosquitoes get food, right? Squad leader, don't be deceived by her! You're what she calls food!

"Did Ye Lin and Pooh eat it?" The squad leader pointed to the beef on the barbecue grill, and the big horn bothered to roast the diamond-shaped branded beef, "You take these to them to eat, everyone has big eyes and small bellies, and they are almost full, so it is up to these two foodies to clean up the battlefield." ”

"Alas!" Xiaoqin sighed sadly, because the mosquitoes hovering above the straw hat flew away by themselves due to the influence of the charcoal fire.

Didn't make the launch, did you? Deserve! There is no good end to pranks!

The squad leader thought that Xiaoqin wanted to eat seafood, because he said that Pooh and I were foodies, so I was embarrassed to take seafood.

"These two skewers of squid are for you," the squad leader handed over the grill fork, "just eat whatever you like, don't be embarrassed, everyone has something they like to eat." ”

Accepting the squid handed over by the squad leader, Xiaoqin was a little unable to lift up the energy to continue carrying the mosquitoes.

When she used to bully me as a little bully, whenever I glared at her with hatred and said, "I will definitely take revenge in the future!" She was even more excited.

Is it expected that the squad leader will react to his prank? If the squad leader in turn pranks himself and says "hate" to Xiaoqin, is it what he wants?

It's really boring not to go to war with yourself, and to ignore the opponents you attack~~~~ Holding two strings of squid in each hand, standing next to the barbecue grill, eating directly without concealment, and lonely as snow in his eyes.

Suddenly found that the mosquito that had left him and the squad leader just now actually landed on Gong Caicai's neck without bias, and stabbed it cleanly!

Even mosquitoes know that Gong Caicai is the weakest humanoid creature on the top of the mountain!

"It hurts! Stung again! ”

Gong Caicai aggrievedly slapped the vampire on her neck, but the speed was not fast enough, so that the other party returned with a full stomach.

"Hey, hey, hey......" Qin let out a few inaudible laughs.

Then in Gong Caicai's frightened eyes, Xiaoqin went to the grass again to "fill ammunition", and then carried it to Gong Caicai's side one by one.

"Squad leader! Help me! ”

The mosquitoes carried by Xiaoqin bitten 5 or 6 bags, and seeing Xiaoqin smiling evilly and carrying a large beetle mosquito, Gong Caicai couldn't help but ask the squad leader for help.

The squad leader also seemed to have discovered Xiaoqin's purpose, she sighed, and suddenly raised her voice and shouted:

"Pooh, there are mosquitoes in the camp! I've appointed you as a mosquito control commissioner! ”

"Wow! Finally, don't be bored! Xiong Yaoyue jumped up from the picnic mat and pounced directly on Xiaoqin, with a loud high-five, killing the most conspicuous mosquito on the top of her head.

"My Scud...... missile" Xiaoqin wanted to cry without tears.