"Master, master, go quickly! Don't miss the opportunity, lose it again! ”

Father-in-law Cao urged me vigorously behind me.

"What do you want me to do?"

"Do you still need to ask? Master, you are smart all your life, and you are confused for a while! Of course, it's to confess! Take advantage of the squad leader's unstable mood now, hurry up and take advantage of the weakness! There is also a witness next to Gong Caicai, the effect is even better! ”

"Confession! Didn't you listen to what the squad leader said about hating me! ”

I threw the flattened beer can directly at the head of Grandpa Cao's dog, and now I am also in a state of confusion, and I can't care about protecting the natural environment.

Father-in-law Cao shrank his neck, the beer can passed by, and still said with a wicked smile:

"Master, why don't you understand? Girls like the class leader have always said no, but their bodies are very honest! ’”

Seeing that I glared at him, he hurriedly changed his words: "In short, according to my years of experience in playing H-GAME, master, you go out now, in front of Gong Caicai, boldly give the squad leader a hug, explain the misunderstanding, and say a few more meaty words, the squad leader will basically fall!" ”

"Huh? How do you know that the squad leader misunderstood me? "Xiaoqin and I were hooked together because of the zipper, and when we rubbed around, Gonggong Cao was not beside me.

"Disciple doesn't know! However, for the sake of the squad leader, even if it's not a misunderstanding, it must be said to be a misunderstanding! ”

"You said as if I really wanted to attack the squad leader......"

Gonggong Cao rolled his eyes, "Don't you want to, master?" A person who is usually independent and majestic like the squad leader, after being attacked by the master, not only has to show the posture of a bird, but further, the former righteous demons have to toss and turn under the master...... If you think about it, I can't do it, a library ......"

Don't blush, learn the lines of A'V Actress! I didn't think of that! Although the iron-blooded lone wolf has been wronged many times by the righteous demon for a long time, I haven't thought about revenge so much! weishenme makes it look like a plot of H man, the criminal ×× a female police officer!

"Who is it? Who hid in the bushes! ”

Despite the noise outside, the squad leader discovered the existence of our master and apprentice.

Immediately looking alarmingly in the direction we were hiding, Obama also took a few steps forward and straightened the chain in the squad leader's hand.

Although she didn't wear a police uniform, she was already a policewoman with a police dog!

Obama seems to be more obedient under the tutelage of the squad leader than in the hands of Amy! The squad leader didn't read the "Canine Breeding Manual" in vain!

"Come out now! Otherwise, I'll let the dog bite you! ”

When the other party's identity was unknown, the squad leader immediately regained her usual composure and sternness, and she loosened the dog chain wrapped around her hand for half a circle, so threatening.

Hearing that there were people hiding in the bushes, Gong Caicai was afraid to hide behind the squad leader.

"Yes, it's a tiger! It must be a tiger that has come to eat me! ”

Xiong Yaoyue scared Gong Caicai on the mountainside, and she actually remembered it until now.

Obama suddenly stopped calling.

Hearing Gong Caicai say that there might be a tiger in the bushes, Obama immediately stopped barking.

Damn, you've become a sperm! Did you hear that there might be a tiger? Not only did he stop calling, but he also hid behind the squad leader like Gong Caicai! Do you want the squad leader to use flesh and blood to fight the tiger for you?

The squad leader is not a loudspeaker, and there is not much room behind him, Obama thinks Gong Caicai is in the way, so he screams viciously twice, scaring Gong Caicai away.

So the husky calmly occupied the position behind the squad leader, and only poked a dog's head out of the squad leader's calf to see if there were any tigers in the bushes.

"Playing ...... Crease...... Beat ......" Gong Caicai, who had nowhere to hide, sent out password-like words from her trembling lips.

Do I want you to transform into a magical girl, Madoka! When everyone didn't know it, she signed a contract with the alien creatures of the Science Happiness Sect and became a magical girl! It turns out that Professor Bai's real body is QB!

"Uncle...... Uncle ......"

Huh? Why did you call your uncle again? Xiao Ding of the pet hospital once said that when the "Warcraft Shijie" expansion was delayed many times, there were many "uncle parties", saying that his uncle worked in Jiucheng and NetEase, and knew the inside story or something...... But what year was that calendar! Even if Gong Caicai's uncle works at NetEase, he can't beat the tiger!

At least you have to work in Liangshanbo and go to Wu Song in Jingyanggang! Could it be that Wu Song is your uncle!

That one...... Uncle is uncle, it's better than Wu Song is your uncle, otherwise your father is Wu Dalang and your mother is Pan Jinlian!

Of course, the father may also be Ximen Qing's ......

"Uncle...... Uncle...... Help me!! ”

Gong Caicai tried all her strength and shouted hoarsely.

As a result, because I was too scared, it was not as loud as the sound of the stream.

It turned out to be a shout for help! The cowardly can't even call for help, and if you are robbed by the bad guys, they won't even have to shut your mouth!

Sure enough, you are not suitable to survive in this dangerous society! Sure enough, the magical girl is your only way out! Gong Caicai, you were born in the wrong dimension! Our shijie is a campus urban novel at best, and you can only be the heroine in a magical fantasy novel!

For example, "Balabala Little Demon Fairy" or something......

"Don't be afraid, there will be no tigers in this mountain." The squad leader said calmly, she was not surprised that Gong Caicai was afraid that she would not be able to make a sound, but Obama, as a dog with a large size, actually used himself as a shield, which she never expected.

"My name is Shusha, I never thought that there would be such a big dog......"

I automatically made up for the squad leader's tone in the online hit drama "Never Expected", and said the above self-introduction.

"Minibus," the squad leader took it upon himself to give Obama such a nickname, "don't embarrass the husky, you sniff it with your nose, you know that there are no tigers in the bushes, you be brave, go back and I'll feed you beef and ......"

Huskies, a 2B dog breed, have no face to lose at all! And squad leader, are you sure that if it's so complicated, Obama can understand it?

Your sister actually understands! Not only can I understand the word "tiger", but I can also understand such a long sentence! After being reminded by the squad leader, I poked out my nose and sniffed the air, and found that there was no smell of big cats, and immediately the cow got up! Standing in front of the squad leader again, with the majesty of "thousands of troops, who else can I be"!

What a! Second, you have to forget your own olfactory instinct, and a piece of beef will buy you! Back then, the three hundred warriors of Sparta went to guard the hot springs for roast beef!

I don't think it will come out again, and the squad leader may have to increase the size (such as giving Obama a leg of mutton), in case Obama is greedy for profit and rushes into the bushes and bites indiscriminately, Cao Gonggong and I will fall into eight lifetimes of mold.

"Squad leader, don't shoot, it's me!"

I raised my hand and popped my head out of the bushes, not knowing the weishenme, and said "don't let the dog" as "don't shoot", and the next sentence "the imperial army asked me to bring you a message" almost blurted out.

The squad leader immediately blushed, and the color, echoing with the stream, was about to form the poem "The sunset on the long river".

He bit his lip fiercely, and his eyes seemed to be ripping off my flesh, and the hand holding the dog chain was trembling slightly.

"You...... When did you hide in? ”

Zuihou asked, and waited for my answer with a calm and nervous appearance.

"Ah...... It's not a tiger......" Gong Caicai was frightened just now, her legs went limp, and she suddenly sat down on the pebbles by the river.

I thought about it carefully, if I hid in the bushes from the beginning and listened to all the conversation between the squad leader and them, it would not only show that I was not a gentleman, but also embarrassing the squad leader.

So I coughed and pointed to Gonggong Cao, who was trying to lower his head as much as possible behind him, trying to get by.

"I just came over, and it was Gonggong Cao who wanted to poop and was afraid of snakes, so he begged me to come over to accompany him. You see, he hasn't taken off his pants yet! ”

The squad leader showed a disgusted expression, that's natural, which girl would like to see a boy (especially a superb like Gonggong Cao) poop!

I kicked Gonggong Cao, "Get off!" Didn't you just say pull up your pants? ”

Father-in-law Cao was probably afraid that the squad leader would find out the miniature camera in his hand, and in order to save his life, he was really unambiguous, so he immediately took off his pants, revealing a two-petaled butt that was whiter than the moon - fuck, I won't appreciate the moon on August 15 this year!

"Hmm...... Drink...... Woo......"

Gonggong Cao hummed all kinds of constipated sounds from his nose.

The squad leader immediately turned his gaze away and said angrily: "When we went up the mountain, didn't we find a public toilet? It's a bit old and a few minutes from the top of the mountain, but you should go to the toilet there, too! ”

"Grandpa Cao can't hold it back," I said, "and it's pulled under the roots of the tree, isn't it also a pile of natural fertilizer?" ”

In fact, I think that Grandpa Cao himself is a pile of natural fertilizer, and he should be buried directly under the tree.

The squad leader covered his nose and led Obama away, but Obama had a very interested expression.

Sure enough, can't a dog change eating!

Halfway through, he picked up Gong Caicai, who was weak, and the two of them and a dog returned to the camp on the top of the mountain.

But before leaving, out of the corner of my eye, I looked at the expression on my face that had already walked out of the bushes, as if to confirm whether I was telling a lie or not, and whether I had heard the conversation with Gong Caicai just now.

I pretended to stink, deliberately did not respond to the squad leader's gaze, and fanned the wind under my nose.

The squad leader turned back one step at a time and left with deep suspicion.

I took a long breath and thought that I had finally overcome the crisis in front of me, but I realized that at some point, the stench I pretended to smell really appeared under my nose.

Grandpa Cao raised his dog's head to me in the bushes and said with a painful expression, "Master, can you help me bring a piece of paper?" ”

Nima's fake play is really done! Who made you poop here!

"Don't blame me," Gong Cao said aggrievedly, "I had eaten a lot just now, and master, you let me squat here, as soon as I took off my pants, I felt like I came, what can I do!" ”

"I didn't bring paper, let's use leaves!"

After leaving Cao Gonggong in the bushes, I returned to the hilltop camp and found that the squad leader had fulfilled his promise and was feeding Obama roast beef.

The expression seemed to be very cheerful, but the eyes were as lonely as snow, and whenever they accidentally made contact with my gaze, they immediately twisted away, and there was a rare look of resentment.

Seeing Xiong Yaoyue on the other side eating and drinking heartlessly, I think it's not a way for the squad leader to misunderstand like this, Xiaoqin is a girlfriend or a sister aside, I should explain Xiong Yaoyue and I are just buddies to the squad leader.