Pooh's memory was really bad, and she talked to me about Celery for a while, and then completely forgot that Amy said that I was sexually dysfunctional.

"Oops, I almost forgot." After drinking the mineral water on the coffee table, Pooh said, "I'm here to eat at the French chef!" I'll go to the kitchen and see what else I can eat! ”

As she walked away, I reminded her to take a small step in her skirt, and she didn't hear it.

After Amy went to ask Dr. Yu, she didn't know about Weishenme, and she was not in a hurry to test my function.

I cautiously spent this unquiet day with the mood of "fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-sister".

The next morning, before dawn, I woke up in bed with sleepy eyes, and in the chaos I felt as if a small figure was sitting in my bedroom, looking at me intently.

His eyes were terrifyingly eager and creepyly focused, as if he were trying to pull something precious out of my flesh and blood.

Amy, did you take the wrong medicine!? I almost thought you were an alien from The X-Files! You're in your pajamas, your hair is spread out, you don't even have a ponytail, you're sitting on a chair next to my bed, what the hell are you staring at me!

Although the students are on summer vacation, you still have to film, right? I remember that every day when you were in bed, it was Peng Tousi who carried you into the RV first, let you go to sleep, and then on the way to Dongshan Film and Television City in the RV, you got up, washed up, and had breakfast, right?

You who want to sleep a little longer in every possible way, come to your brother's room so early, and watch my sleeping posture silently, what kind of trouble are you!

"Cut, my brother's body is quite punctual." Amy saw me wake up and said something narrowly.

On time? What does it mean to be physically punctual? Is it referring to my biological clock? But I think my biological clock has been a bit chaotic these two days! Because I was worried about a heart attack, I didn't do my daily push-up training! I woke up half an hour later than usual!

As my drowsiness faded and my mind cleared, I realized that I was now wearing only a pair of boxers and a thin blanket on my belly, which was quite indecent in front of my sister.

But the indecent is yet to come! It's morning! I'm a 14-year-old boy with normal physical functions! Although I'm a little sick now, I'm still relatively healthy overall!

I had a morning erection! Boxers and thin blankets could not cover it, and it pointed to twelve o'clock like the hands of Big Ben in England!

Because since I was rescued, I haven't masturbated! I rarely masturbate.,Now I'm afraid of causing a heart attack.,In case of jerk to death.,It's definitely super humiliating on the headlines!

("Hello everyone!") I'm Zhao Yao, a special reporter for Dongshan TV! A certain 28-year-old boy masturbated day and night, and finally died of exhaustion, which is really a wonderful flower among the 56 nationalities, and a shame that hinders the progress of New China! In addition, experts are defining a new important disease 'too much to die', and it is said that more than half of the otaku are in danger of 'dying of masturbation'......") Recently, physical exercise has also been suspended, and all the energy accumulated has gone to the little friends! A pillar of optimus! It's as vicious as an intercontinental missile with a nuclear warhead!

There is no shame in the physiological phenomenon, but the shame is that the whole process of lying on my back and erecting the missile launcher is probably witnessed by my sister throughout the whole process!

Even though I locked the door before going to bed, you still got the key and snuck in, right? Next time I'm going to use the couch to close the door before I go to bed!

On the cover of the album released in the United States, the two blue eyes that were rendered innocent and innocent were wide open, nervous and curious, happy and fascinated, watching my brother set up the flagpole!

Uncle Farmer is looking forward to the seeds taking root and growing strongly, and he is not so focused and eager as you! Don't think of me as a corn plant!

I eagerly sat up from the bed to find something to hide my shame, but Amy yawned, got up from her chair, and staggered to leave.

"Ah~~~~~ so sleepy~~~~" Amy wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes because of yawning, and muttered, "Just know you're okay, I'll go sleep for a while......"

"Dr. Yu, it's your bad idea!"

Amy was lying in the bedroom of the RV, and after driving to the studio, I went to the infirmary to settle accounts with Dr. Yu, grabbed his white coat and questioned him.

Dr. Yu's face did not change, he did not do medical work for the time being, he was wearing Google Media glasses on his left eye, and he was beeping at this time, as if he was testing the combat strength value after I became angry.

"I told Amy another lie about your physical condition, but she had to see the evidence of your 'normal' with her own eyes, so I gave her that idea......"

I frowned and thought about it, although it was humiliating for my sister to see the morning erection, it was much better than her "test" with other methods.

So he let go of the hand that was holding Dr. Yu's white coat and asked him, "What kind of lie are you telling Amy?" Can't you see that you're a transformation maniac, so good at lying? ”

Dr. Yu laughed: "In order to transform all mankind, the necessary lies are also indispensable, and as a surgeon, they often have to deceive the patient's body to make their body believe that the implanted organ is their own organ, and the implanted pacemaker is the original body tissue...... From this point of view, a good doctor must be a good liar......"

"It's all a fallacy! Just tell me how you lied to Amy, lest I don't know and I'll be exposed when asked. ”

"It's nothing, I still say that you are allergic to snake venom, which causes abnormal sexual function......"

"Isn't that the same version that lied to my dad!" I couldn't help but grab Dr. Yu's lab coat again.

"The differences in the versions of the lie should not be too large, otherwise it will be easily debunked." Dr. Yu taught me by example, "I told Amy that you actually had an allergic reaction, which caused your sexual desire to be abnormally strong, and you were embarrassed to say it because you felt ashamed......

"You're sexually abnormal! You bastard doctor who watches ** in the patient's room! I said angrily, "Can't you make up some normal lies!" ”

At this time, Dr. Yu's multimedia glasses vibrated and he answered a phone call.

"Hello? Senior brother? Progress? You slow down and ......"

Realizing that he was talking to his brother "The Poison King", and that the conversation might be about curing my viral heart disease, I decided not to dwell on the trouble Dr. Yu had caused me for the time being.

"Endorphins reward and punishment mechanisms? Really that awesome? Wait! I'll show you the latest test results......"

Because Dr. Yu and my senior brother were chatting more and more with medical terms, I couldn't understand it, so I simply went back to my room.

Sitting on the chair where Amy had sit, the warm morning sun was shining in, and I was distracted for a while, when I suddenly heard a knock on the windowpane.

When I turned my head, it was Xiaoqin standing outside the window, looking at me with pitiful eyes through the glass, and she was hesitant when she knocked on the window, for fear that she would disturb my purity.

Dressed in a white dress and carrying a schoolbag crossbody, she looked like a student who was late for school and wanted to come in through the window.

I opened the window feeling a little amused, "Why are you here?" The first two times I went to see Aunt Ren, I didn't meet you. ”

Celery stands in front of the large number of sunflowers planted by Penthos, and the golden flower plate of the sunflowers stands tall and upright, reflecting the white dress of Celery even more white and clear.

She raised her gaze and asked with anxiety, "I, I haven't seen Ye Lin for a few days, and I can't stand it...... That, school starts in half a month, and I haven't done my summer homework yet, can Ye Lin guide me on my science homework? ”

Yes! This is what I've been waiting for for a long time.,Normal student thinking,And normal childhood sweethearts,There should be a normal conversation!

Although the sentence "I miss it so much that I can't stand it" is a bit out of line, overall, it is still much more normal than before!

Because I felt that the future of "Yimei Tunes 'Teaching Jihua" was bright, I couldn't help but be overjoyed, and I couldn't help but stretch out my hands from the window, prop up Xiaoqin's armpits, and then exert my arm strength and waist strength, and suddenly let Xiaoqin's feet off the ground, and hugged her in from the window.

Although Xiaoqin is lightweight, after all, she is still holding a schoolbag, and my posture is not very reasonable, resulting in a bit of physical exertion, and my heart is ...... Barely within tolerance.

"Huh?" Xiaoqin had never enjoyed such treatment when I was my girlfriend, and now I suddenly saw such an intimate act, and I couldn't believe it.

She was wearing a pair of slipper-style sandals today, and when I picked them up from the floor, the sandals were left out of the window, so she was barefoot when I put them on the bedroom floor.

A pair of small feet that are white and dazzling in the sun.

"Your shoes are gone," I said, "and there is a fence outside the VIP building anyway, so no one will pick them up." ”

Although there are patrolling bodyguards on this wall, Xiaoqin is indifferent to Xiaoqin and can sneak in casually, but it is still not so easy for others to enter.

In fact, Xiaoqin can go to the front door.,Her uncle is the chairman of Qingzi Education Group.,She doesn't know how many sets of school uniforms in Qingzi School Park at home.,And not only I'm here.,Her cousin Ren Peng also often goes in and out of the VIP building.,004 and 005 also know her (because she has been hit several times"Broken eggs").

But Xiaoqin has been closed for a long time.,The security guard of Qingzi School Park may not know that she is the niece of the chairman.,She has a phobia of men.,She can't explain to the security guards.,So in order to avoid contact as much as possible,I chose to sneak in, right?

"I—I'm not dreaming, am I?" Xiao Qin rubbed the shoulder strap of her schoolbag and frowned slightly in confusion, "Weishenme, I feel that after classmate Ye Lin expelled me from his girlfriend position, he treated me better?" ”

I didn't answer Xiaoqin's question, but solemnly said to her: "Anyway, in the future, in front of Amy, you will continue to pretend to be a couple with me, because Pooh and Amy are almost inseparable, so it is almost the same in front of Pooh." ”

"But......" Xiaoqin looked around, "Now that Amy and Pooh are not around, Ye Lin is good to me, who are you acting for?" ”