"It's not for the sake of showing anyone," I said, "It's normal for normal childhood sweethearts to have such a move...... Probably. ”

Seeing that I was a little embarrassed, Xiaoqin didn't delve into the matter of me carrying her into the window.

"Can I sit in this chair?" Xiaoqin pointed to the chair I had just sat on and asked too cautiously.

"Sit casually," I waved my hand, "as long as it conforms to the etiquette of interaction between childhood sweethearts, you don't have to ask for my consent for everything." ”

Xiaoqin took off her schoolbag, hung it on the back of the chair, then turned her face to me sitting on the edge of the bed, blinked her eyes and asked:

"Classmate Ye Lin asked me to continue to be Classmate Ye Lin's girlfriend in front of Amy and Pooh, is this also the proper etiquette between childhood sweethearts?"

"What if it doesn't?" I asked rhetorically, "If Amy knew you weren't my girlfriend now, do you know how she would taunt you?" ”

"That, that's ......" Xiaoqin's arm trembled slightly, if the ignorant Amy sprinkled salt on the wound, Xiaoqin really might not be able to bear it.

Seeing the sad expression on Xiaoqin's face, I couldn't bear it, and comforted her: "Don't be discouraged, I said that I would give you a second chance, pretend to be a couple in front of Amy and Pooh, and you can treat it as a scene rehearsal!" ”

Xiao Qin suddenly felt as if she had been enchanted by the Immortal Godmother, and her whole body exuded brilliance and vitality.

"I—I'm going to do my best! I will definitely try my best to become a girl who is more liked by Ye Lin! Fight and strive for the next time to let Ye Lin take the initiative to speak, take the initiative to speak, and ask me to be Ye Lin's girlfriend......"

Halfway through speaking, his voice grew quieter because of his lack of confidence, and he lowered his head and did not dare to look me in the eyes, for fear that I would be angry because of it.

"Have faith in yourself," I said, "that's what you do!" I'm not used to talking less during this time! ”

"Then ......" Xiaoqin saw that I was surprisingly friendly, and gradually became less restrained than at the beginning, "In front of Amy and Pooh, when I and Ye Lin's classmates pretend to be a couple, can I be coquettish to Ye Lin's classmates?" ”

"Is that okay?" I don't think I should put too many restrictions on Celery, otherwise it won't be like it, Pooh is okay, it won't be good to be debunked by Amy.

"It's okay to hug and hold Ye Lin's arm?"

"Yes."

"If you encounter a happy event, can you hug Ye Lin?"

"Yes."

"If you go to the mall to buy something, can you trouble Ye Lin to help carry the shopping bag?"

"Well, no problem."

"If there is only one seat left on the bus, I will sit on Ye Lin's lap, and ...... Can it also be? ”

"This ...... Amy shouldn't have a chance to ride the bus with us, right? But Pooh could ......"

"I'm sorry, isn't it too much to ask to sit on Ye Lin's lap......"

"No, if it's in front of Amy or Pooh, and the bus is too crowded to stand, it's not impossible for you to sit on my lap."

"Then ......" Listening to me say "yes" and "no problem", Xiaoqin became more and more excited, "Isn't that just in front of Amy and Pooh, I am more like Ye Lin's girlfriend than before?" ”

I frowned and thought for a moment, "You can think so too." ”

"Hooray~\(≧▽≦)/~!!" Xiaoqin couldn't help but want to get up from her chair to celebrate, but stopped her behavior halfway, as if she felt that it was too brainless.

(*^__^*) hehe...... "But on the whole, it is still difficult to move, looking at me with a smile, and the joy in his eyes can't be concealed at all."

"Don't giggle, you're here with your summer homework, right?" I said, "If you don't understand, I'll teach you." ”

Anyway, I can't do sports right now, so it's just right to do some mental exercises.

In order to arouse our enthusiasm for learning, a mathematics teacher once said in class: "If you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you will not be afraid to go all over the world." Although the correctness of this sentence is debatable, it is also an indisputable fact that Xiaoqin's mathematics, physics and chemistry are miserable.

When finding the outer surface area of the box without a lid, Xiaoqin often forgets the area of the bottom surface, on the grounds that the schematic diagram is not drawn clearly, and the bottom surface is blocked by the other four sides!

I also drew a crooked box in the blank space of the answer. Are you that the box? That's the body left after SpongeBob SquarePants was run over by 500 million tons!

As for "The Leaning Tower of Pisa Weishenme won't fall?" This question does not answer the "center of gravity", "heavy vertical line", "fulcrum", and "support surface", but answers very self-emotionally:

"Because it is a famous scenic spot in Shijie, the Italian government sent 1,000 people to pull it underground with ropes, and if it falls, you won't be able to receive tickets."

I'm afraid that the teacher won't understand, so I specially drew a section of many people dragging the Leaning Tower of Pisa underground! Is that a man or an ant! How does the Leaning Tower of Pisa look like a building! If it weren't for your special commentary, I would have seen it as an ant vs. a cabbage worm!

As mentioned in the chemistry assignment, diamond and graphite are the same element, and Xiaoqin is even more incomprehensible.

"If it's really the same thing, isn't the Diamond Sutra renamed the Graphite Sutra?"

Hurry up to the Buddhists of all shijie! Your mind is too jumpy! The difficulty of teaching you mathematics, physics and chemistry, how can it feel inferior to winning the LOL qualifying match with Amy?

Xiaoqin's English homework is very well completed, although the reading analysis in the language homework often comes up with surprising words (for example, the dog barking is a language description), but because of the neat and beautiful handwriting, Old Man Zhang should give a good score to the volume, right?

Well, it's decided, first guide Xiaoqin to finish all her science homework, and then copy all her homework according to Xiaoqin's homework, and the study tasks this summer vacation can be completed.

Even if the curtains were closed, the sunshine was abundant, and I guided Xiaoqin to do her homework, which had a rare feeling of leisure and comfort.

It's a normal, peaceful life, I hope my viral heart disease can be cured, and I can enjoy more of this life.

Time flies unconsciously, and in a blink of an eye it is noon, Xiaoqin said that she wants to go back to the affiliated hospital and eat in the ward with her mother, and I can't keep her.

"By the way, we have to have lunch anyway, why don't you let the French chef make something suitable for patients, and then you can bring it to Aunt Ren?" I propose.

The French chef loves his career from the bottom of his heart, and whenever someone likes to eat what he cooks, he always works tirelessly and energetically to start the fire immediately.

Xiaoqin hesitated, "Mom wants to eat bamboo shoots these two days, will the French chef make bamboo shoots?" ”

"Yes! The five-color salad in French cuisine contains bamboo shoots! As if the French chef was his own family, I was proud of him, "As long as you go and tell him, he will definitely cook you a delicious dish with bamboo shoots!" ”

"I'm going to tell him?" Xiaoqin was puzzled for a moment, and then came to her senses: "By the way, the French chef doesn't know how to Chinese, but he knows some English, and he can communicate with me in English, Ye Lin's words are a little ......."

I blushed, "I always compare with him, or draw what I want to eat on paper......"

Hearing me say this, Xiaoqin's eyes lit up, "Since Ye Lin can express it with pictures, then I, the future cartoonist Teacher Shui Qin, can also draw what I want to eat!" ”

"Ye Lin, wait a while, I'll draw it, you take it to the French chef, he will definitely be able to read what I want at once!"

I didn't have time to stop it, she had already torn up a piece of scratch paper and swished to complete what she had in mind as a "steamed bamboo shoot" with a ballpoint pen.

Your bamboo shoots look like this! This time, the lines are inexplicably tough! It's like some kind of building!

It's just a steamed pizza, the Leaning Tower, bastard!

Zuihou was on the back of the scratch paper, redrawing a crooked steamed bamboo shoot, barely for the French chef to understand.

When I didn't go out in room 103 and got the package of steamed bamboo shoots and lean porridge that I had brought back, Xiaoqin happily saluted me, and at the same time unconsciously thought that it was her own painting skills that made the French chef understand the meaning of the painting so quickly.

"Oh, O(∩_∩)O~ So that my mother and I have to eat! Xiexie Ye Lin! Thank you to the French chef too! ”

With my help, I walked through the window, humming a song in a good mood before leaving, and muttered to myself:

"Looks like my drawing skills have improved again! I'm going to be terrified of my artistic talents! Why don't you finish the shoujo manga you drew before and submit it to the editor......

Which manga? "Love in Zhoukoudian"? Or is it some other work that is unbearable to look at and miserable?

You let the editors go! Don't hurt the eyes of a comic editor with your brush! Do you want to draw a SpongeBob SquarePants who falls off the Leaning Tower of Pisa so that he doesn't die and falls into the pot of a Chinese tourist to be steamed, and then sends a big star to recite the "Graphite Sutra" with tears, and give his friends a weird story!

Steamed sponges aren't delicious at all! At least it should be steamed pie star, okay! Don't underestimate the Chinese tourists who are cooking under the Leaning Tower of Pisa!

After Xiaoqin left, I underwent a temperature check with Dr. Yu, and was expecting the French chef to prepare a lunch meal, when I received a call from Shu Zhe.

"Brother Ye Lin, you ...... You must save me! ”

After Shu Zhe answered the phone, he immediately pleaded with me with a crying voice.

"What's wrong with you?" I asked him angrily.

"I ...... I didn't cause trouble this time, it was a disaster from the sky! Shu Zhe said aggrievedly, "I was coerced by 'Uncle Fireball'!" ”

Huh? Isn't Uncle Fireball a perverted customer who is tied with "Coriander Stuffed Buns", and the idea of letting "Miss Model" sell original underwear, as well as blowing balloons and blowing TT, isn't it Uncle Fireball?

"What? Did you meet Uncle Fireball in real life? I asked, "You usually dress up in men's clothes, and his eyes are so poisonous, can you recognize that the red bean sister with a wig and contact lenses is you?" ”

Shu Zhe choked up with regret for a while, and then finally made up his mind to admit:

"I, I'm at my aunt's house now, and I'm forced by my uncle to walk around in the costume of a cat maid every day, bringing him tea and water, beating his shoulders and back......"

"Wait!" I wondered, "Just now you said that you were coerced by Uncle Fireball, why did you become your uncle again?" ”

"I ......" Shu Zhe, who has suffered many insults these days, couldn't help crying: "How could I have thought that my uncle is Uncle Fireball!" That's how he taught my sister how to use a shotgun, my own uncle! ”

"I haven't seen you for a few years, since he learned to use the Internet wirelessly at the Ranger's Hut, he has gradually changed from a veteran hunter to a big pervert!"

"Knowing that I am the one who sells him plain underwear, my uncle was very angry at first, but then he seemed very happy, and now he forces me to continue to live in his house, and every day he closes the door, and asks me to dress up as a cat maid to serve him! The way he looked at me was getting stranger and weirder! ”

"Brother Ye Lin, if you don't come to save me again, I'm worried that I'm going to be given ...... by my own uncle."