[694] Professional girlfriend
Pooh thinks that the reason why I demoted Xiaoqin back to my childhood sweetheart may be because she tried to push me backwards and was discovered by Xiaoqin.
She was completely overwhelmed.
Since Xiaoqin is willing to teach Pooh martial arts, it should mean that she doesn't care about that.
Pooh is a rare female friend that Xiaoqin has never had, and can be dated on an equal footing, that is, the existence closest to "girlfriends".
Anyway, if a man doesn't have one or two brothers, it's easy to be psychopathic, and women shouldn't be without girlfriends.
In a way, it was because Qin saw Pooh knock me down and mistakenly thought she had been betrayed that she realized for the first time how important her best friend was to her.
In Uncle Zhang's flower field, Xiaoqin once said very sadly: "From now on, apart from Ye Lin, I will be alone again......"
Inadvertently tasted the taste of friendship from Pooh Xiaoqin, so he suffered from gains and losses, I think this is actually a good sign, the purpose of "Righteous Sister Tune" teaches Jihua, is to let Xiaoqin learn the socialization of normal people, and normal people should have brothers or girlfriends, which is the so-called "base friend" or "Ji friend".
I looked at Pooh, who was also sitting on the sofa drinking mineral water, and a band-aid on the left side of her face was facing me, making me feel more like a "Jiyou" than "Jiyou".
But Pooh is a professional best friend, a senior girlfriend, we can count it on our fingers - Pooh is the class leader's best friend, in radio gymnastics, standing queues and other activities, Pooh, as a sports committee, has worked with the squad leader to maintain order, which once aroused Zhuang Ni's jealousy.
In addition, the two of them also cooperate seamlessly when they play volleyball, and they wear white volleyball uniforms, and the synchronization rate during the game is off the charts, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as "flying with wings".
With the squad leader as the link of connection, Pooh is also the best friend of the trumpet and PHS, as well as Gong Caicai.
Gong Caicai may be reluctant to admit this, because on the surface, Pooh bullied herself all day long, lifting her skirt and touching her breasts, but she can't deny that if someone else (especially boys) bullies Gong Caicai, Pooh will be the first to jump out to stop it, quite "Gong Caicai is the only one I can bully".
Pooh is Amy's best friend, needless to say, although Amy claims to be Pooh's master every day, it can't change the fact that the two of them are actually best friends - Amy still calls my brother a "dead manservant" every day!
zuihou, Pooh is infinitely close to Qin's best friend, and I think it's okay to directly see Pooh as Qin's best friend.
There are so many people I know alone, including Amy and Celery, two people who are usually hard to have girlfriends.
Rose Sanjie is not Xiaoqin's best friend, at best, he is just a subordinate, it is said that the three of them and He Ling graduated from junior high school together, and were sent to South Korea by their parents to study in high school (probably because of the plastic surgery industry in South Korea).
Before leaving, the three of them also cried and cried to find Xiaoqin to say goodbye, Xiaoqin went out to meet them while taking care of her mother, and she also fulfilled the duty of "the first generation".
Pooh does such a professional job of being a girlfriend, I have to admit that she does have a lot of advantages that are suitable for being a girlfriend.
For example: Righteous enough, no scheming, straight, no grudges, not only will she not betray you, she doesn't know that you sold her.
Although she is more reckless and sometimes does bad things with good intentions, you can't really be angry with her when she comes to "help" with sincerity and sincere remorse after doing bad things.
In addition, although the mouth is not too strict, and the mouth is a little big, it is not as big as a loudspeaker anyway, and it is good among girls who like to gossip.
suddenly woke up: Ren Peng was bullied by my quasi-righteous sister Xiaoqin before, and now he is bullied by my real sister Amy, which is really a model among "cousins".
And Pooh was Amy's best friend first, and now she is Xiaoqin's best friend, it's really not easy! My two sisters who have personality problems will ask you to help correct them!
After much deliberation, I first told Pooh that I had broken up with Celery and had nothing to do with her.
"Pooh, do you remember?" I asked, "When you first dressed up as a pleasant goat and saw me and Xiaoqin dating in the amusement park, we didn't let you disclose our relationship to your classmates, why did you come from?" ”
"Isn't the reason that Xiaoqin's mother, Aunt Ren is against your early love!" Pooh hadn't forgotten about that.
"Yes!" I clapped my hands and said, "So my breakup with Xiaoqin was just for Aunt Ren!" I—We'll get back together someday! ”
Because I thought of a way to convince Pooh, I got a little carried away and accidentally said that I would get back together with Xiaoqin, although I don't know what the future holds......
"Huh? weishenme For the sake of Aunt Ren, you are going to break up? Pooh still didn't get it.
"It's not easy!" I chuckled, "Who rescued me when I went missing?" ”
"It's Xiaoqin, what's there to ask about this......"
I pointed to my temple and prompted Vinidor to use his brain, "You're stupid! Xiaoqin risked her life to save me, others knew, and Aunt Ren also knew! This time we were dating, of course, we couldn't hide it from her, and we made her so angry that she crashed on the way! ”
"Ah......h
"So," I said in a long voice, "Xiaoqin felt very guilty because she was angry with my mother and injured in a car accident, so she calmed down, and the two of us broke up temporarily, and when we were older, Aunt Ren would not be angry with us anymore, and then get back together." ”
Look how perfect my lies are! I would like to thank Dr. Yu for lying to my dad today and inspiring me. The so-called "familiar with 300 Tang poems, if you can't chant poems, you can chant them", after listening to too many lies, even if you can't become a big liar, you can become a little liar!
This lie kills two birds with one stone, not only can you continue to pretend to be a couple with Xiaoqin in front of Amy, it will not make Pooh feel strange, and it can also make Pooh keep her mouth shut about the relationship between me and Xiaoqin like before!
I'm amazing! It's the most perfect lie I've ever told you, and maybe it's true!
However, because of the "weak" attribute added by viral heart disease, I now have to lie like other weak people to protect myself, which is really sad to think about.
"I see!" Pooh patted his thigh under his skirt and said loudly, "Why didn't I say why Xiaoqin didn't tell me why you broke up!" It turned out that she was afraid that Aunt Ren in the ward would hear it! ”
"Right?" I hurriedly added another fire, "You don't know, I've been to see Aunt Ren twice in the past few days, and Aunt Ren's face to me is really ......"
Because the hospital where Aunt Ren stayed was behind Qingzi School Park, I was accompanied by Peng Tousi, and I went to Aunt Ren's ward, but Xiaoqin was not there twice, but my father was taking care of him, and one of them I also saw Ren Hongde.
Ren Hongde, as an insider, did not tell his father and Aunt Ren about his plan to negotiate with Ai Shuqiao and other relevant information, and he had the confidence and feudal patriarchy to solve all the troubles by himself.
I just asked my dad seemingly unintentionally, "Can you teach high school students?" "It's like secretly planning,To my father, who used to be a university lecturer,Get an errand in his Qingzi School Park High School.。
"Cut, how can Aunt Ren give you a good look!" Pooh, who was easily deceived by my lies, put his right leg across his left leg despite the fact that he was wearing a skirt, but fortunately there was no one across from her, otherwise she would have been seen under the skirt.
"You slept with other people's daughters, 14 years old! If it were me, I would have broken your leg a long time ago......" Pooh looked like "you deserve it" and continued to drink his own mineral water.
"Who slept Xiaoqin to sleep!" I think this misunderstanding has to be corrected," I ...... I did kiss Qin, but I didn't do anything further! ”
Actually, it should have been done, at least once it was already pushing down the edge, but it was always true that I didn't do a step of zuihou.
"Poof!" The mineral water that Pooh drank from her mouth shot out of her mouth like an arrow and splashed gorgeously on the living room carpet.
"Isn't it!" Pooh asked me, despite the water still dripping from the corners of his mouth, "Doesn't that mean that I pushed you backwards a few days ago and almost grabbed in front of Xiaoqin and took away your virginity?" ”
That, compared to my virgin body, or your virgin body is more precious, right? Are you so excited because you almost feel more sorry for Xiaoqin?
I'm not mistaken, you are indeed the best girlfriend of the year!
"Cough, cough," Pooh recalled, frowning, coughing from choking.
"No wonder...... When I asked Xiaoqin how your kung fu was in bed, she was always vague......"
"Poof!" This time it's my turn to squirt! Won't we stop if we don't wet all the carpets in room 103?
"You ask all of this kind of thing? You're too rough, aren't you? ”
"Huh? Ye Lin, what are you fussing about? Girlfriends will communicate with each other about whether their boyfriend is giving or not, and some of my aunts will! If your boyfriend behaves in any way that way, she'll complain to everyone! ”
No, it's not! The range of communication between you women is too wide! Men will never communicate with their girlfriends in bed!
Pooh wiped his mouth with a tissue on the coffee table and handed me one as well.
"Hmph, I asked Xiaoqin, 'Is Ye Lin rude?' 'Do you only care about yourself?' Xiaoqin is either perfunctory to me, or she is talking about you, describing you as wide as the Three Gorges Dam......"
"Hey, what is the description of the Three Gorges Dam! I look like the Three Gorges Dam all over my body! ”
"I'm weird! I thought Xiaoqin was from the past, but I thought that her knowledge in that area was less reliable than what I got from **......"
Master Pooh, my sister-in-law makes you laugh, you read all the **, and you are completely qualified to be a teacher for Xiao Qin, who has only read girl comics and a little H comics.
"Turns out you two haven't done it before! I was almost deceived by you! I'm glad I wasn't fooled by you......"
I'm sorry, in fact, less than 3 minutes ago, you were deceived by me again, but please believe that this is a kind lie, and besides, it is easy to be deceived, isn't it also one of the advantages of being a girlfriend?
In terms of the popularity ranking ============= the ========= divider, for the sake of simplicity, the first echelon will be referred to as Group A, and the second echelon will be Group B.
Yesterday, after mentioning the cute Peng Peng at the end of the chapter that he did not get a vote, everyone responded positively, and the book friends "Knight Kei", "Fiery Ember", "The Untalented Man", and "The Second Male Dao" all voted for Peng Tousi.
As a result, Peng Tousi changed from being on the list to the first in Group B overnight, far behind the school doctors Chen Yingran, Su Qiao, and He Ling......
And then...... Then he was promoted to Group A because the number of votes was too high! Impressively in the same column as the squad leader and Xiaoqin! Only 21 votes behind the pseudo-mother Shu Zhe!
Are you shaking? There are two men in Group A! Book friends want to force you to do it!
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