Facing the Durex condom that flew towards him, the squad leader grabbed the condom halfway like a martial arts master, buckled it in his hand, and didn't look at it.

The discordant squares scattered under Gong Caicai's feet had already told the squad leader what the thing flying towards him was.

The squad leader's fierce aura of "please be honest" made not only me, but even Officer Ma feel the imminent pressure.

"I still have a case to investigate, so I'll quit first."

Officer Ma turned around and walked away, and he ran as fast as he could.

As a result, I was the only one left to be questioned by the class leader.

"Squad leader, wait, you listen to me first!"

Somehow, this sentence has become a common phrase between me and the squad leader for some time.

The squad leader's face was gloomy, "Pick up all the scattered on the ground first!" ”

"Huh?"

"Eh, what! The sanitation of this corridor is the responsibility of our class, or this kind of contraband, if the teacher who checks the hygiene sees it, it should be deducted points! ”

In addition to the one I took back in my pocket, and the one that the squad leader caught, there were about a dozen condoms at Gong Caicai's feet, and I bent down to pick them up.

The squad leader's anger was only directed at me, but Gong Caicai always felt that she was also responsible, and in the squad leader's scolding of me, she also spontaneously began to help me pick up condoms, and for every three of them, she handed them to me shyly.

"Let Ye Lin do this work by himself, don't help!" The squad leader came up and pulled Gong Caicai away, and Gong Caicai lowered her head and said "Oh".

It wasn't until I stuffed all 49 condoms into my bulging pockets that I remembered that the squad leader still had one in his hand.

I had the heart to ask the squad leader, but I felt embarrassed, and I had the heart to say generously, "The squad leader, you can keep it", which is even more unusual.

The fighting spirit of the righteous demon of the squad leader is flourishing, but my iron-blooded lone wolf fighting spirit has fallen into a low ebb, and I am sandwiched between two fighting spirits, although Gong Caicai is not as dressed as the girl in the cartoon who plays soy sauce, but she is also nervous and out of breath.

"Squad leader, I'...... I'll go back to the classroom first......"

Like a frightened bunny, Gong Caicai escaped from the narrow encounter between the beast and the hunter.

As soon as Gong Caicai left, the squad leader grabbed my shirt in front of his chest, pulled me to a secluded place in the corridor without saying anything, and questioned me:

"Why do you bring so much...... So many condoms coming to school? ”

When he spoke, he unconsciously added force to his hand, and the condom in the plastic packaging was displaced due to the pressure, and the sticky touch that could be experienced through the packaging made the squad leader show a disgusted expression on his face.

"Give it back to you!" The class leader slapped the condoms heavily in my hand, although it was undoubtedly contraband, but the class leader could not confiscate them without changing his face, and then handed them over to the school leaders, so that the news that "the second (3rd) class of junior high school confiscated 50 condoms" spread throughout the school.

At that time, there will definitely be good people who make fun of it: "There are only 45 people in the second (3) class of junior high school, and there are 50 condoms each with one leftover, which is really a good welfare!" ”

"What do you want to do with these condoms when you bring them to school!"

The squad leader asked me sternly again.

"I really want to use it on the squad leader......"

If I answer like that, I guess I'm not far from death.

I decided to try to tell the truth, otherwise I wouldn't be able to pass the class leader's hurdle.

"Squad leader," I didn't have a hard time making an embarrassed expression, "Actually, my family sells women's underwear, but also ...... They also sell condoms, which are goods bought by customers, and I want to deliver them to customers during the lunch break......"

The last time I accidentally put a thong in the school uniform of Qingzi School Park.,When a piece was handed over to the class leader to cause a misunderstanding.,I explained it with "My online store mainly sells women's underwear".,Now I have to let the class leader know that we have other businesses.。

Recalling the shy style of the thong last time, the squad leader's face turned red, and he suddenly woke up:

"You sell that kind of underwear and you sell condoms -- isn't that an adult store!"

For a moment, I was very afraid that the squad leader would ask me for the URL of our online store, in that case, Shu Zhe, who is a model in the online store, has a great chance of being recognized by his sister!

Fortunately, the squad leader did not ask the website or the name of the store, but fell into a short period of contemplation, and then said with three points of anger:

"Ye Lin, your father, is really irresponsible to you!"

"Huh? What's the matter with my dad? "I had no self-awareness.

The squad leader raised his eyebrows, "Why is it none of his business!" Although it is not illegal to run such an online store, at least you should protect your minor son from these harmful things, right? In order to save money for express delivery, let my son personally deliver the express! It should have been ......."

Before the class leader finished speaking, he saw the head teacher, Teacher Yu, walking slowly and methodically in the direction of the classroom.

"Teacher Yu!" The class leader stepped forward to stop Teacher Yu, and Teacher Yu saw me standing not far behind the class leader, and his expression suddenly became cold.

"Shu ...... Shusha, have something to do with me? ”

The smile on his face is more fake than that of a politician.

"Teacher Yu," the class leader said seriously, "you should take the time to make a home visit to Ye Lin and let his father know that there are some things that cannot be done by children!" ”

Teacher Yu's smirk changed, as if he had tooth decay and was forced to eat three catties of Coptis chinensis.

He looked behind the squad leader, and I was standing.

"This ...... Not quite right, right? ”

"What's not right? Isn't it natural for teachers to visit the homes of students in need? ”

Compared with Teacher Yu's submissiveness, Shu Sha seems aggressive, no wonder everyone thinks that Shu Sha is the main class teacher of the second (3) class of junior high school.

Teacher Yu continued to shirk: "That...... I'm worried that I don't have any common language with Ye Lin's father! ”

It's a fear that my dad is an old rascal! Actually, you are all teachers, okay! There's a lot of common language!

Teacher Yu's continuous shirk disappointed the class leader, she bit her lower lip tightly, and her face was solemn.

"Shu Sha, actually, if you think that classmate Ye Lin really needs help...... Speaking of this, Teacher Yu glanced at me weakly, "As the class leader, it's okay for you to go to the home on my behalf......

The class leader's eyes widened in disbelief, "I'm just a student, how can I say to my classmate's parents that he has a mistake that needs to be corrected?" ”

"That's better than me going," Teacher Yu made up his mind to be a shrinking turtle, "In case Ye Lin's father is unreasonable and beats me up......" Teacher Yu, who knew that he was speechless, stopped halfway and peeked to see if I was angry.

I just think the scene where my dad beats up the teacher is quite fantastical and ridiculous.

The class leader was even more dissatisfied, "Teacher Yu, you suspect that Ye Lin's father is quite unreasonable, and he asked me, a female student, to visit your home instead of you, isn't it very problematic?" What if something happens to me? ”

"No," Teacher Yu replied very neatly this time, "It's much safer for you to go to Ye Lin's house than me, anyway, you have to go to see Ye Lin's parents sooner or later......"

It seems that the teacher hastily forgot that I was a single parent, and because he witnessed me carrying the class leader to the infirmary last time, he thought that I had that kind of relationship with the class leader, and the daughter-in-law always had to see her in-laws.

The class leader was stunned for a second or two, and after reading the meaning of the teacher's words, her face instantly turned red.

"Ye Lin and I are not ......"

The class leader didn't finish a word, the class bell rang, and Teacher Yu secretly thought of the blessing of the Buddha in his heart, and escaped into the classroom.

In the teacher's English class, I always felt that the class leader's eyes were staring at me, which made me uneasy, and even the teacher wrote several words incorrectly under the class leader's gaze.

As soon as class ended, the class leader blocked me on the way to the basketball court.

"When is your father home?" Shusha clasped her hands to her chest and asked me with the majesty of the class leader.

Huh? You're really planning to visit my home! I really plan to persuade my dad in righteous words that I should not be exposed to the discord of the online store, and I should not be allowed to be a courier!

"This ...... My dad hasn't been home lately, and you can't find him when you go......"

What's worse is that the squad leader can see Su Qiao in my house, Su Qiao, who was first used by Jihua to anger Xiaoqin, is now used on the squad leader!

"Your father isn't at home, when will he come back?"

"It's hard to say...... because of the bird flu and Aunt Ren's matter, the progress of my father's compilation of textbooks has been seriously delayed, "It will be back for at least half a month, but it may be longer......"

As a result, the squad leader became even angrier.

"How, how can there be such an irresponsible parent? Could it be that you were running that adult product store yourself during this time? ”

I had to nod my head in acknowledgement.

Unexpectedly, the squad leader did not continue to criticize my father, but was as silent as me.

Does she think that she is also a left-behind child, and her parents are not around all year round? She still has her younger brother to depend on each other, my words, there is only one person at home every day, I have to cook by myself, run my own online store, deliver express delivery by myself, there are so many disturbances every day, and it is very good to be able to maintain my current academic performance.

In fact, I'm not so miserable~~ Dad only went out to compile textbooks during this time, and I was very supportive of him, as soon as I thought that he might take this opportunity to return to the university forum, I could run an online store to muster up twelve points of strength - class leader, you don't have to be so sympathetic to me!

In addition, in the last few days, Su Qiao has been washing and cooking for me, if you visit my house with a heart of pity, only to find that there is a "maid" in my house who is busy for me, you must not sympathize with me at all!

Under the questioning of the squad leader, I had to explain that my father lived in the hotel for a long time for a certain job, and if I wanted to "visit my father's home", I had to go to the hotel to find him.

Although it is not impossible to let my father go home for a day, if my father, me, the squad leader, and Su Qiao appear at the same time, the scene is too chaotic and must be avoided as much as possible.

"In your case, someone has to do a home visit! Tomorrow, tomorrow after school, you take me to that hotel! ”

After the words came out, the squad leader realized that his voice was a bit loud, and the statement of "take me to the hotel" was quite ambiguous.

"I—I'm going to have a good talk with your father!"

The squad leader added.

I couldn't think of a good reason to refuse, so I had to promise the squad leader.

But there is another kind of small calculation in my heart: when the squad leader sees a polite and reasonable father, maybe it will improve her impression of me!