After lunch in the cafeteria, I returned to the classroom, picked up 50 condoms in a black plastic bag, and prepared to go to Director Cao's house...... He was intercepted by Officer Ma.

Dressed in a gray trench coat, although he is plain clothes, if I were a criminal, I must have seen from afar that he was a policeman - jealousy and hatred were written on his face. And wearing a windbreaker in such a hot weather, I really don't think I'm suspicious enough!

"What's it in your hand?" Officer Ma asked.

I snorted, "Can you handle it?" At the same time, I hid the plastic bag behind me, although the condom is not illegal, but it is quite embarrassing to be found by the police at school.

I wanted to bypass Officer Ma from the side, but I was stopped by him again.

I can't help but feel on fire.

"Hey, you came to the school to check my stuff, do you have a search warrant? Do you have an arrest warrant? My friend is a Weibo person! Be careful of my Weibo rights protection, so that your anti-drug team is restless! ”

The so-called "friends with Weibo" refers to Gonggong Cao, who and Director Cao jointly operate a Weibo identity, the main purpose is to promote their micro-films, but they will also participate in some popular discussions to attract people's attention.

With the popularity of camera phones and the expansion of the influence of Weibo, many officials dare not wear good watches and drive good cars.

"I came to the 28th Middle School because it was rumored that there was an illegal organization in Dongshan City that remotely controlled minors to sell ecstasy in discotheques and KTVs......"

"Then don't doubt me!" I immediately cleared my suspicions, "Do you think I can be a qualified salesman just by my looks?" ”

Officer Ma held his chin and looked at me for a while, "It's true that being a salesman is not kind enough, and being an upline is a little young......"

I waved my hand, "That's it!" I think you're trying to arrest me and go crazy! It's okay, I'm leaving! ”

"Wait," Officer Ma said, holding his hand in front of me, routinely showing his police ID, "I don't have an arrest warrant, but there is another case that is absolutely inseparable from you and needs your help in the investigation - I suspect you have something to do with a streaking incident." ”

Bare...... Streaking? I don't sleepwalk and rarely get drunk, how can such a thing as running naked have anything to do with me? It must be framed and shamelessly slandered, Officer Ma, Officer Ma, I thought that you were desperate to face drug traffickers, and you could be regarded as a man, but in order to arrest me, you didn't even want the lower limit of the people's police, and began to fabricate evidence?

Officer Ma recounted in a flat tone: "At two o'clock yesterday afternoon, in a park for the elderly in Dongcheng District, two young men took off their clothes and ran naked without any warning, which caused a very bad impact on society......

I poked Officer Ma with a dead face, "It has nothing to do with me, I was in Qingzi School Park yesterday afternoon, and the son of the principal of Qingzi School Park can testify to me." ”

Officer Ma didn't argue with me, but took out his phone and showed me the three photos stored in his phone.

In the first photo, a young man is dressed in white flesh and running naked in high spirits.

In the second photo, another young man with darker skin is just as elated as he is running naked.

In the third photo, two young men, one white and one black, are subdued by the police and pressed to the masonry floor, but the expressions on their faces are like those of patriotic youths participating in the May Fourth Movement.

I looked away.

It's not that I know these two young men, it's that these two naturists are running naked, each holding an inflatable doll in their hands! Isn't that the "Nancy" that my online store just sold? I'll just say that no one can be an inflatable doll like that, right? Sure enough, it's used as a prop for performing performance art!

Officer Ma was pleased with my expression.

"It seems that you have admitted that you sold these two inflatable dolls to them?"

"W-So what?" I was not convinced, "We are sellers, we only guarantee that the price is cheap and the quality of the children is not bullied, what is the use of the customer to buy the goods back, we are not responsible and can not be responsible!" Could it be that if someone bought a hammer in a hardware store and went out to kill someone, the hardware store owner should also be sentenced together! ”

My series of rhetorical questions choked Officer Ma speechless, and he put away his phone in a daze, saying:

"I'm just reminding you that the use of inflatable dolls to traffic drugs has also happened in foreign countries, and if you knowingly provide props to criminals, the culpability is also very great!"

What, it's obvious that I'm investigating the case and passing through the 28th Middle School, and running naked is not a criminal case, so I have to come over and give me a verbal warning, Officer Ma can't see that I'm too comfortable!

Being interrogated by plainclothes police is not something that can be seen every day, even for well-informed No. 28 middle school students.

But I was the main character, and they weren't surprised by that, after all, in the eyes of most alumni, I had killed dozens of people.

The timid deliberately slowed down as he passed, trying to hear what bloody crime I had committed this time.

If he was bold, he stopped and looked at him from a distance, until I glared at him with my eyes, and he ran away.

Quite unexpectedly, Gong Caicai saw me being questioned by a plainclothes policeman, and also stopped, leaning back against the wall and looking at us, blinking a pair of big eyes full of curiosity.

When Officer Ma said "running naked", she blushed.

When Officer Ma said "inflatable doll", she didn't respond, as if she didn't know what an inflatable doll was.

When she saw the picture on Officer Ma's phone, Gong Caicai's face turned even redder.

Since it's so easy to blush, don't stand here and watch the excitement! You're a good girl in the eyes of teachers and parents! Listen to too much of this, and it's time for you to become a bad boy!

There was such a girl with a great chest and innocent eyes watching from the sidelines, Officer Ma was also quite embarrassed, he saw that he couldn't deceive me from this, and waved his hand, "You can go!" ”

Hmph, at least say "Xiexie, you cooperate with the investigation!" like on TV! ”

I let my guard down and had just taken half a step, but Officer Ma pretended to give way to me, but he gave way in the wrong direction and stood in front of me instead.

What's more, his left hand, seemingly unintentionally, touched my black plastic bag, testing what was inside through the plastic bag.

Carrying a bag of condoms, afraid of being discovered by the squad leader, I was originally a frightened bird, this time by Officer Ma frightened, I trembled, unconsciously pulled the plastic bag back, Officer Ma found that I was weak-hearted, overjoyed to pinch the corner of the plastic bag and refused to let go.

This is a good thing, between you and me, the plastic bag, which was not strong, split in half from the middle.

No more, no less than 50 condoms, like scattered flowers of the goddess, were thrown to the ceiling and fell one after another, like streamers in the ceremony.

Gong Caicai's standing position is not good, and these condom "streamers" eventually fall on her head, shoulders, and some hit her face and even her chest.

For emergencies, Gong Caicai's knee-jerk reaction was to hold her head and squat on defense, at first she didn't realize what was happening, and didn't know that she had been "baptized" by a large number of condoms, and when the goddess scattered flowers, Gong Caicai picked up the square object at her feet, looked at the trademark on it, and suddenly blushed.

Even Gong Caicai, who is ignorant of the world, has heard of Durex's name from the ubiquitous TV commercials.

Officer Ma thought that what I was trying to hide was ecstasy, but it turned out to be some condoms that were contraband for the school but nothing for the anti-narcotics police, and I couldn't help but be disappointed.

Gong Caicai, who was squatting on the ground, found that there was a condom even on the top of his head, and reached out to take it tremblingly, and then threw it on the ground as if it was a poisonous substance.

Although there were not many pedestrians in the corridor during this time, some people still saw Gong Caicai's embarrassment, and some girls who were usually jealous of Gong Caicai were even more ridiculed from afar, Gong Caicai's nose was sour, and she sobbed quietly.

"Woo...... Woohoo......"

The wailing like a small animal flooded the sympathy of the male animal, and Officer Ma and I said to Gong Caicai at the same time, "You don't care, right? ”

I don't know if our question made Gong Caicai feel more aggrieved, and her crying was even louder.

Gong Caicai, who was "doused" by a condom and squatted on the ground and cried, was both pitiful and ridiculous, and I helped Gong Caicai remove a condom stuck in her hair and stuff it into her pocket.

Officer Ma was also embarrassed to help Gong Caicai remove a condom from her shoulder, but after taking it over, she looked closely, as if she still suspected me of using a condom to sell drugs.

"It's just a condom ordered by a customer, and I'm in a hurry to deliver it!" I reproached Officer Ma and said, "This is good, just because you are suspicious, you have caused psychological damage to the underage girl, right?" You wait! I have to ask my friend to post on Weibo, saying that you, as the captain of the criminal police team, insult junior high school girls! ”

Officer Ma was both aggrieved and a little frightened by my threat, although he had a clear conscience, but if it caused a bad social impact and caused him to be suspended for investigation, it would be time to delay the anti-narcotics work.

"I'm really sorry for this classmate." Officer Ma asked Gong Caicai Daoqian and worked harder to help her take off the condom on her body.

With the joint efforts of the two of us, the condoms on Gong Caicai's body were quickly cleaned up, and only one fish slept comfortably in the valley formed by Gong Caicai's bulging chest, and no one dared to take it because the position was too sensitive.

"No, it's okay." Gong Caicai, who didn't notice a condom on his chest, responded to Officer Ma's daoqian, "Yes...... It's that I'm so squeamish, and it's not polite for me to stand here and listen to your conversation......"

Gong Caicai, who stood up from the ground, a condom fell out of the folds of the skirt, and if you don't pay attention to it, the condom seems to fall out of the inside of the skirt, which causes me to reverie.

"Gong Caicai, you...... ...... on your chest" I pointed to Gong Caicai with my finger, and she realized that she had such a discordant thing parked on her chest, and she was so frightened that she used her best strength to knock the condom away.

The side effect is that the breasts, which are like oversized jelly, provoke a wave of shocking shocks in a way that is completely in line with human body mechanics.

In addition, the squad leader heard Gong Caicai's cry and walked out of the classroom, and the condom that was hurriedly knocked away by Gong Caicai flew straight towards the squad leader.