【698】 The Pseudo-Niang's Chrysanthemum Is in Danger (Plus Change)
Hearing that the equipment of his nephew dressed as a pseudo-mother still exists, Uncle Shu Dongbo of Fireball somehow changed from the previous "angry" to "overjoyed", and ordered in a tone that was mixed between the two:
"Tomorrow morning, you can bring me that equipment! Take a taxi and come back! I'm watching you go! ”
So, under the coercion of his uncle, Shu Zhe took all the items belonging to the identity of "Sister Hongdou", including the cosmetics that were originally bought for his ex-girlfriend Xiaoli and were not given away, to his aunt's house.
"Even the cosmetics are so complete! Your sister doesn't have that much makeup, right? You want to go to Thailand to be transgender! ”
Shu Dongbo taunted his nephew while putting all these items into the large suitcase he had brought with him.
"Uncle, you ...... What the hell do you want me to do? ”
Shu Zhe saw his uncle's increasingly fanatical eyes, and a sense of foreboding rose in his heart.
"Of course, it's to make amends to me!" Shu Dongbo pointed to his muscle-degraded right arm again, "You goblin has hurt me so badly, can I forgive you so easily!" What you dressed when you took a model photoshoot, you will serve me in the future! ”
"What!?" Shu Zhe nervously hid in the corner, "Uncle, you...... How do you want me to serve you? ”
"First of all, bring me tea and water!" Shu Dongbo snorted, "My right arm is now inconvenient, you should at least take this responsibility!" How to serve me in the future, wait until I think about it......"
It was just in time for his aunt to go to work that day, so Shu Zhe, under the pressure of his uncle, first pretended to be a little nurse in a pink dress for three hours to take care of his uncle's daily life.
Shu Dongbo saw his nephew's pseudo-mother dressed up with his own eyes, and he felt more tempting than what he saw on the Internet, and Shu Zhe's embarrassed and aggrieved demeanor of wanting to find a crack in the ground to get into added to the special style.
even asked Shu Zhe to put on a coat and went to open the door for the little brother who delivered the takeaway package, which made the other party very surprised.
Relying on his mastery of the "false voice", Shu Zhe did not show his feet in front of the takeaway brother at all, the other party only regarded him as a poor little beauty, and deliberately wrote down the house number, hoping to seize the opportunity to deliver food here next time.
Boil water, make tea, take takeaways, beat your shoulders, beat your back, wash your feet...... All the things that the squad leader never asked Shu Zhe to do at home, Uncle Fireball asked the little nurse Shu Zhe to do it again.
Shu Zhe was wearing a sleeveless nurse's suit, kneeling in front of the basin and rubbing his uncle's hairy feet, so aggrieved that he wanted to cry.
"Uncle, you can spare me after washing your feet, right?" Shu Zhe raised his head with teary eyes and asked, "I'm too tired to do it......
"What? What are you doing to be so tired? Uncle Fireball feigned anger and said, "If you dare to be disobedient, I will give all the evidence of you pretending to be a woman to my brother and sister-in-law!" I don't know how your parents will react to this! ”
"Don't, don't tell my parents ......" Shu Zhe, who was particularly concerned about his image in his parents' hearts, hurriedly begged for mercy, "Can't I listen to my uncle?" ”
"It's good to know! Now go and serve me to dinner! After eating, change out of the nurse's outfit, I want you to serve me in a maid's costume, and when you wear a maid's costume, you must not call me uncle, but call me master! ”
So Shu Zhe fed his uncle, who was inconvenient in his right hand, for a whole day, and in the afternoon, he changed from a little nurse to a little maid, and had to call "master" hundreds of times.
After Uncle Fireball stayed away from the mountains and forests and the bear, his perverted heart burned even more fiercely, and he thought that Shu Zhe's lace headdress in the maid's outfit was not enjoyable, so he went to Taobao to buy a cat ear headdress, as well as a cat tail integrated with underwear, and added money to let the other party send it quickly, and then ordered Shu Zhe to wear it.
"Cat ears can barely be worn, and cat tails are too embarrassing......" Shu Zhe twisted and said he didn't want to wear them.
Uncle Fireball glared: "If you are long-winded, next time I will buy the kind of cat tail that is integrated with the anal plug!" ”
Shu Zhe was so frightened that his face was like earth, the kind of cat tail and fox tail that are integrated with the anal plug are also sold in my online store, and the size looks quite scary.
had to endure humiliation and tearfully change into a full set of cat-eared maid equipment, and it is said that he was also photographed by Uncle Fireball as a prop to commemorate and further coerce Shu Zhe.
Just in case, Uncle Fireball also temporarily confiscated Shu Zhe's mobile phone, and this is when I called Shu Zhe, I didn't get through.
But a few days later, Uncle Fireball saw that Shu Zhe didn't have the courage to break the net at all, and just unilaterally expected himself to raise his noble hand, so he returned the phone to Shu Zhe.
"Huh? Seems to be quite relieved! "I heard Shu Zhe talk about the general process of Uncle Fireball Ling's insult to him, not only did he not express sympathy, but he also had a bit of schadenfreude.
Lao Tzu almost didn't die two days ago, and now he is not out of danger, you pretend to be a pseudo-mother to do some housework, what is a big deal? Besides, your uncle's right hand is inconvenient and he really needs to be taken care of!
"But Brother Ye Lin, uncle, he just asked me to feed, make tea, beat my back, massage or something...... I thought he was going to let me go when he was angry, but since yesterday ......"
"Wait," I suspected, "your sister has returned from a wild swim, and you still live with your aunt, isn't it strange that Shusha Weishenme?" She doesn't go to pick you up, or does she stay with you at your aunt's house? ”
"Because, because ......" Shu Zhe seemed to look at the situation around him and made sure that he was safe for the time being before answering me, "Uncle told my sister that I lacked manhood, and that he should keep me for a few more days, and tell me about life in the jungle alone, so that my master could be a little bit, and my sister believed it......"
Squad leader, you've been deceived! You yourself didn't expect that the dedicated forest ranger back then, the elite hunter who hit every shot, would degenerate into a big perverted fireball uncle!
Not only did he not increase Shu Zhe's manhood, but he also further made Shu Zhe degenerate in the direction of a pseudo-mother! I've already started dressing up as a cat maid and calling others "masters"!
Bastard! When will you dress up as a cat maid and call me "master"! I'm going to die if I don't get cured of my viral heart disease! Fulfill my little wish before I die!
"There are only two rooms in my aunt's house," Shu Zhe continued to cry and said, "In the past, when my sister and I went to stay in the dormitory, my sister slept with my aunt, but now that my uncle is back, my sister has nowhere to sleep......
"Why don't you have a place to sleep!" I joked, "Why don't she sleep in the same bed with your aunt and you in the same bed with your uncle?" ”
"How's that going to work!" Shu Zhe said in fear, "Don't say that my sister won't be willing to let my uncle and aunt sleep separately, just if my uncle and I sleep on that small bed, there will be a big problem!" I don't think my uncle has been looking right for the last few days! ”
"What's wrong?" I still smiled heartlessly, "Can he still blow up his nephew's chrysanthemum?" ”
Shu Zhe suddenly became excited: "Why can't you!" Since yesterday, my uncle has not been satisfied with just letting me serve him, and from time to time he has done something to me, and when I walked in front of him, he started to spank me......"
"That's not a big deal, is it? Didn't I spank your ass too......"
"Brother Ye Lin, you are a punishment beating, he is a hooligan patting!" Shu Zhe hissed, it was rare for him to be so emotional, and there was no lack of literary brilliance, "I felt uncomfortable when I was hit, especially when I looked back at my uncle's eyes, it made my heart beat even more!" ”
"I peeked at my uncle's Internet records and found that he had browsed the lubricating fluid and raccoon on Taobao! At lunch today, he also winked at me and said that there would be a courier in the afternoon, and he would surprise me after dinner......"
"Maybe the courier will send lubricating fluid and raccoon sausage! There must be more than that, there must be something worse! Aunt doesn't come home from work at night today, Brother Ye Lin, if you don't come to save me, I'm going to be raped by my uncle tonight! ”
I gasped, Uncle Fireball's pervert, I was taught when I was chatting with him, as a former ranger, although his right arm was injured, but he only used his left arm, Shu Zhe also had no ability to resist at all, so he could only let it go.
was blown up by his uncle, even if the object is Shu Zhe, it is a human tragedy, right? And I am also responsible for it, after all, Uncle Fireball bought Shu Zhe's pseudo-maiden clothes through my family's online store.
It was troublesome, but it seemed that I couldn't let it go, so I settled down a little.
"Shu Zhe, didn't you think about asking your sister to solve it? If your sister knew that your uncle was forcing you to do such a thing, she would definitely be furious, pick up the shotgun and put it on your uncle's head, and let him let you go, right? ”
Uncle Fireball was injured in his right hand, and now he should no longer be able to use a gun, so letting him be held to his head by the squad leader he taught with the muzzle of a gun, it is also a quick thing to treat his body in the way of others.
"No way!" Shu Zhe immediately refused, "My sister doesn't know about me wearing women's underwear and then selling it to others...... If you call my sister, all of them will be exposed! ”
"At this time, you still care about your own face......"
"In short, Brother Ye Lin, you don't care about me!" Shu Zhe must have burst into tears on the other side of the phone, maybe he was wearing a maid outfit now, looking pitiful.
"You don't care about me, I'm really going to call my sister! When something happens to your sister, it's your responsibility! ”
"Huh? Your sister has a shotgun to protect herself, what danger can she have? ”
"Who knows if my sister will come out with a shotgun! If I don't bring it, since my uncle has become a pervert and he is interested in me, he may also be interested in my sister who looks very similar to me, in case he loses his heart and ...... both of us."
"Say no more!" I snapped, "Don't call your sister to come forward!" I'll figure this out! ”
"Then it's all up to you, Brother Ye Lin," Shu Zhe sobbed, "but if you don't have news at five o'clock in the afternoon, I'll have to inform my sister......"
Hanging up the phone, I fell into deep contemplation.
Uncle Fireball, you have changed from the past five good middle-aged people step by step to the current obscene Lori/Zhengtai control, the forest area is too lonely, the temptation of the Internet is too great, I can't blame you, but I can still ignore your chrysanthemum with Shu Zhe, if you want to hurt the squad leader and hurt your own niece, then you are too much of a thing!
It seems that this matter not only has to be managed, but also Uncle Fireball has to completely dispel his crooked thoughts about the squad leader!
======== the divider ========= popularity rankings, Peng Thos rushed to the first echelon the day before yesterday, and later the book friend "Moonless Tyrant" stamped Peng Thos again, but due to Shu Zhe's recent plot, some book friends on the mobile phone station were very interested in "Shu Zhe was not × by mouth", and voted for Shu Zhe, so Peng Thos did not catch up with Shu Zhe for the time being, and was still 21 votes apart.
In addition, Uncle Fireball, who appeared in the real shijie, immediately received two recommendation votes from the mobile phone station, so he was honored on the list.
Also voted for the first time was Ye Lin's unborn younger brother/sister, because Ye Lin once wanted to name Ta after himself, so he used "Ye Lin (small)" on the leaderboard.