"It can't be washed off with alcohol!"

Qin protected the turtle I had drawn on her arm as if it were a treasure she had picked up in the Dragon Palace.

"Ye Lin finally left a Mobao on my arm...... I'm going to make it a tattoo! Carry it with you for the rest of your life! ”

Do you have a turtle for the rest of your life? Isn't that the same level as Kyle, who has a "hemorrhoid" tattoo on his shoulder? (Speaking of which, Kyle, you'd better not touch my sister casually on the set, or you'll look good!) "I don't care! I want Ye Lin to be with me for the rest of my life! This little turtle is the incarnation of Ye Lin's classmate! The turtle is Ye Lin, and Ye Lin is the turtle......"

You—You're the turtle! Don't curse, okay! And you, as my girlfriend (for the time being), actually scolded me for being a turtle, your position is a little delicate! What the hell are you trying to do to make me green!

"Even if you don't make a tattoo, you have to find a way to rub it down and pass it on from generation to generation as a family heirloom!"

Is it another heirloom routine? Is it the turn of a baby turtle this time? If future generations ask what this heirloom means, what can they say? Could it be that this turtle is our family crest?

Although I think it is shameful for the Japanese imperial family to use chrysanthemums as family crests, it is much better than using turtles as family crests!

The Chinese emperor can say that he is the son of the dragon and the grandson of the dragon, but what about me? Let my offspring say that I am a turtle grandson?

As soon as the bell rang after class, I immediately ran to the infirmary to borrow half a bottle of medical alcohol (Chen Yingran was talking about the harm of early love with a junior high school sister, and I seriously suspected that Chen Yingran's real purpose was to let the girls give up the little boys to themselves), and when I came back, the turtle on Xiaoqin's arm was gone, and Xiaoqin herself was lying on the desk with her upper body and couldn't move.

"What's wrong with you?" Holding up the alcohol bottle, I wondered, "What about the turtle?" ”

“tian…… Tian went to the stomach......" Xiao Qin stretched out half of her orange tongue and said with a painful expression, "Because Ye Lin is so ruthless as to kill the little turtle, I will simply let it take refuge in my stomach...... In this way, Ye Lin's turtle will merge with me and will never be separated! ”

Ju、Can you actually give the handwriting of the marker pen to tian? Your tongue is barbed! Are you a feline! Think back carefully to the time when I kissed Xiao Qinyu...... It doesn't seem to have barbs, it's soft and smooth! How much effort did you put into getting rid of this turtle drawn with a marker! That arm of yours is all red, you can't have lost a layer of your skin!

"Ye Lin, my stomach hurts......"

Xiao Qin reported to me in a miserable manner.

Nonsense! You eat the ink of the marker pen in your stomach, can you not have a stomachache? I've heard that ink is leaded! Fortunately, I only sketched the outline of the turtle, and if I painted all the shells, wouldn't you die of lead poisoning?

Xiaoqin, who felt a strong abdominal pain, barely squeezed out a smile on her face.

"No, it's okay...... I don't have too many regrets about dying as Ye Lin's girlfriend...... It's just, I just hope that you can come and see me and the turtle and turtle ...... every Qingming Festival."

Did Nima already name the turtle? And it's forgivable for me to go to see you, I'm going to see what kind of trouble the turtle is making! What do I have to do with turtles!

“…… As for the days other than the Qingming Festival, I will go to see your ...... with the turtle."

Why do you come to see me? Haunted, haunted! It's too much for your ghost to stay with me, and I don't want another hovering turtle on my head!

Speaking of which, Xiaoqin's eyes were closed, and her breathing became shallower and shallow, no matter how she looked at it, it was the rhythm of her imminent breath.

Although I thought that Celery was more than seventy percent likely to be pretending, I couldn't afford to take that risk (such as having a brain-dead girl and a turtle be my guardian spirits), so I picked Celery out of her seat, despite the fact that the bell was about to ring.

"What's wrong with Xiaoqin?" Seeing Xiaoqin's eyes closed in pain, the squad leader asked in surprise.

"I ate something unclean and my stomach hurts!" I hurriedly replied, "I'll send her to the infirmary now!" ”

The class leader hesitated for a moment, "Let me send Xiaoqin, the school rules prohibit sending the opposite sex to the infirmary, and our class will be deducted points!" ”

How can there be no division of time! Xiaoqin is now a living person who makes my house uneasy every day, if she becomes a ghost, she must not make me go out of my body and ascend to heaven!

So I threw the sentence to the class leader, "Help us ask the teacher for leave!" He carried the "unconscious" Xiaoqin out of the classroom door.

After coming to the corridor, I took two more steps with Xiaoqin in my arms, and suddenly felt all kinds of discomfort - it is easy for a tall person to have a back ache when he is holding a short person, not to mention that Xiaoqin is now almost completely motionless on both feet, leaving me to drag on the ground?

Some of the people around us looked at us as if they were laughing at us.

What's there to see! I'm moving the sick number! Do you think I'm kidnapping her?

One of the most annoying things in my life was being treated as a joke, and the fact that Qin seemed to be completely unconscious, and would fall the floor as soon as I let go. So I gritted my teeth and hugged Xiaoqin horizontally.

You guessed it right, just one hand on her back, the other hand on her knee, the legendary "princess hug" is also.

Ah, that's a lot less effort! My back is finally straight! Bystanders, you should know that I'm moving the sick number this time!

Huh? Not only did they not understand my behavior of helping the needy, but they came over and applauded or something, but they ran away with a panicked face and head to ear! I can vaguely hear the words "kidnapping", "sleeping pills", and "pitiful" that make me deeply disturbed!

Is it a delusion? weishenme: I saw a sly smile rising at the corner of Xiaoqin's mouth! But as soon as I noticed it, it disappeared and changed to a painful look!

At this point, I began the difficult trek down the corridor with the soft and boneless celery in my arms.

No, holding Xiaoqin wasn't hard at all, and she wasn't as heavy as the punching bag I used to practice boxing — what made it difficult for me was the surprised and skeptical gazes from everyone.

Bastard! Can't lose! Give me a chest and raise my head, and cross the Yalu River with high spirits! I'm just learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds, and I don't have to feel the slightest shame about it! There is no improper relationship between me and Xiaoqin that violates the school rules!

I was stared at all the way by curious classmates and teachers, and although they didn't dare to ask questions or stop me for fear of my reputation, such a public exhibition still made my face blush to the base of my neck.

My forehead is so hot! My heart is beating so fast! I'm sick, right?

As I descended the stairs, I was very careful not to fall together, and Qin seemed to unconsciously wrap a hand around my neck.

Once again, I suspected that she was pretending, but her soft body, light breathing, and slightly frowning brow were unbearable, and I carried her to the infirmary, half worried, half self-defeating.

Seeing me knocking open the door with Xiaoqin in her arms, Chen Yingran was stunned for a moment, and then asked with a grin:

"What's wrong with you little ones? Do you want to use my infirmary as an hourly room? ”

I was so angry that Xiaoqin was unconscious, and she was still making such jokes.

"Enough of you, rascal! I brought Xiaoqin to see a doctor! ”

"See a doctor?" Chen Yingran seemed to have heard something particularly interesting, "Your face is so red, I thought you were in heat and couldn't help it!" ”

When I laid Xiaoqin flat on the hospital bed, Xiaoqin seemed unwilling to let go of the arm around my neck, and resisted a little.

With a lot of reluctance, she finally realized that the welfare time of the princess was over, so she had to roll from between my hands to the bed sadly, and then continued to pretend to be unconscious.

By this time, I had almost already judged that most of Xiaoqin's symptoms were fake, but I was still not sure what the harm would be if I ate the ink.

"Abdominal pain? Got dirty? Chen Yingran asked half-heartedly, "What did you eat to become like this?" ”

"Ate a turtle...... No, I ate a lot of marker ink! Can it cause lead poisoning? ”

"Lead poisoning?" Chen Yingran used the medical record folder as a fan to fan herself, and the translucent waist-tied kaftan inside the white coat highlighted a very exaggerated career line.

"How can lead poisoning be? You imagine the human body to be too fragile! It's not an American, our 1.3 billion Chinese compatriots have already eaten the periodic table, and the lead content of the fritters sold at the stall early is higher than this! ”

"Huh? Is it true that according to you, we can eat anything that contains lead as we please? ”

"Hmm...... Not really, after all, it is a heavy metal, if you are worried, let Xiaoqin drink some milk to neutralize it! ”

I put my hand in my trouser pocket to look for my wallet, wanting to see if I could go to the commissary to buy some milk, but Chen Yingran smiled at me and scolded:

"Don't untie your belt! I'm not talking about your own 'milk'! ”

Who untied their belts! Which eye did you see me unbelting! Sure enough, in the eyes of impure people, everything in the world will become impure!

When I returned from buying two cartons of milk, I heard laughter inside through the infirmary door.

“…… As soon as you pretended to be dead, he believed it? He's so simple! ”

"I didn't expect Ye Lin to really hug me, Sister Yingran, I seem to really have a fever!"

"Are you just too excited to be sedated? I often give myself a shot after giving a little boy a physical examination......"

Bastard! Sure enough, you lied to me! I can't wait to stand outside the door and drink both cartons of milk! If it weren't for the strawberry flavor I hated the most, I wouldn't have left you a drop!