My mobile phone was held by a loudspeaker, and I had intimate contact with the mobile phones of many classmates, and those mobile phones that were "paired" were both girls and boys.

Many people, including Xiaoqin, who was lying on the table and pretending to cry, thought that my phone was incorruptible and shameful, and that both men and women could eat it, and no one would believe that all this was just because the loudspeaker wanted to try all the phone models.

Taken in Yin Wei, a lobster star with a big horn, none of the selected students dared not to give their mobile phones obediently, until the big speaker found Xiong Yaoyue, who was eating bread to replenish energy.

The loudspeaker said bluntly: "Little Bear, lend me your mobile phone to play, I don't believe that all models can be plugged in!" ”

"Okay!" Xiong Yaoyue agreed with a piece of bread in her mouth, and when she reached into her shorts and took out her phone, she found that there was nothing in her pants pocket.

"Oops! I was in such a hurry to come out in the morning that I forgot my phone at home! ”

Although she didn't bring her mobile phone, after asking what the loudspeaker wanted to do, she stuffed the rest of the bread into her mouth in two bites, slapped the sesame seeds on her hands, and said:

"You want to test the interface? What's the point of a normal mobile phone? Wouldn't it be more fun to try Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4? ”

Sitting in his place, Gong Caicai, who was honestly sharpening a pencil, listened to Xiong Yaoyue's speech, trembled, and subconsciously wanted to stand up and run away.

"Don't try to run!" Xiong Yaoyue jumped over and grabbed Gong Caicai from behind, and the loudspeaker brutally searched out of Gong Caicai's schoolbag and searched out Love Crazy 4.

"Huh? It doesn't seem to be brand new! The big speaker said as he searched for the charging port.

Gong Caicai struggled a few times with all her strength under Xiong Yaoyue's control, and quickly gave up when she saw that it had no effect.

"That'...... It was replaced by my aunt! I broke the words, and my parents are going to say that I don't care about things! ”

"If you can't break it, you can't break it!" Xiong Yaoyue smiled heartlessly and promised, "We just want to see if we can plug it in!" Satisfy our curiosity! ”

"Yes, yes, Caicai, you don't suffer...... Ye Lin's mobile phone can charge your love crazy! ”

Big Horn Haha laughed.

"Ye, Ye Yelin's mobile phone!?"

Gong Caicai subconsciously looked back at me sitting in the classroom with a helpless expression, as if the loudspeaker and Xiong Yaoyue's prank was instigated by me.

"Huh? Can it be charged? This time it was Xiong Yaoyue's turn to be surprised, "I thought it was just fun!" ”

The big horn glanced at Xiong Yaoyue with disdain, "Have you listened carefully to what others are saying!" Your brain is made of paste! ”

"What did you say?" Xiong Yaoyue made a look of "I can't spare you", "After killing Gong Caicai, it's your turn to be a dead fat man!" ”

"I'm not fat, I'm just plump!"

"Plump? It's just that if you're plump, Grandpa Cao won't give you the nickname 'Carmen'! ”

"What? Do I have a nickname again? Isn't Carmen the gypsy girl in the novel? I remember her seducing this and seducing that - what am I like her? ”

"Poof......" Xiong Yaoyue couldn't help laughing, "Your 'Carmen' is not a foreign name, Grandpa Cao just said that you will get stuck in the classroom door because you are too fat......"

"Bastard Gonggong Cao, I want your life!!" The loudspeaker was furious, raised his head and looked around, but found that Gonggong Cao, who was still in the classroom, had disappeared.

"That...... Can you let me go? ”

Caught between the loudspeaker and Xiong Yaoyue, Gong Caicai, who was forced to listen to their quarrel, weakly put forward her own opinions.

"No way!" The big horn snorted, "Since Gonggong Cao has run away, let's use your mobile phone to vent your anger first!" Little bear, you hold Caicai tight! I'm going to plug in! ”

"Good!" Although she had just quarreled with the big speaker, Xiong Yaoyue became a reliable accomplice who bullied Gong Caicai in the blink of an eye.

"Don't~~ Don't!" Gong Caicai cried aggrievedly, "My aunt said that charging with something else will explode!" ”

"Huh? Will it really explode? Xiong Yaoyue was stunned for a moment, showing a little scared.

"The explosion is big!" The big horn pouted, "Why are Apple things so squeamish?" Today, I have to let you taste the power of domestic products! ”

In Gong Caicai's wail, the loudspeaker docked the Yellow Wind Monster's mobile phone and Love Crazy 4 together, but there was no terrorist explosion that Xiong Yaoyue feared.

"Not good! The squad leader is here! Xiong Yaoyue suddenly exclaimed, hurriedly let go of Gong Caicai in her arms, covered her ears and ran away quickly.

The loudspeaker who was running slowly was caught by the squad leader and reprimanded, and the loudspeaker quibbled: "It's all because Ye Lin's mobile phone is not good!" Who made his phone so weird! ”

The bastard horn turned hatred on me? My phone is strange? You haven't discovered the built-in "Female Entertainment Games" yet! By the time that app makes your phone vibrate, you won't know what adjectives to use!

Ahhhh The squad leader came to me with my Yellow Wind Monster phone! Are you going to hold me accountable? Should I cover my ears like Xiong Yaoyue!

Luckily, the bell rang at this time, which saved my life.

Zuihou, the class leader, just put the phone on my desk and told me to take care of my own things, and I had to turn it off during class.

Shutdown? How can I run a sex toy store when it's turned off? You don't know, but your brother still gets his salary from me!

The biology teacher was a celibate old lady who once used the perspective of biology to persuade her classmates not to fall in love at a young age, let alone get married.

"Before a person gets married, he is an 'animal' because he has absolute freedom of movement, but after he gets married, he becomes a 'plant' when his movement is restricted, and when he has children, he becomes a 'mineral' when he is even less free in his movements!"

You can say that again! What a wise saying! If my dad hadn't gotten married, wouldn't I have to sit here like a mineral?

Today, the biology teacher always coughs when she lectures, and her classmates suspect that she has H7N9 avian flu, because one of the top ten rumors in the twenty-eight is that this single old lady has a hobby of collecting germs.

Perhaps fearing that the germs collected by her biology teacher could exterminate all mankind, her classmates nicknamed her "Exterminator Shitai", and it was recognized that she was the first of our twenty-eight weapons of mass destruction.

I think the perseverance of the exterminator for 50 years of celibacy alone is remarkable, and it is worth learning from her.

In order to get absolute freedom, let alone get married, a girlfriend is also a completely superfluous thing, Xiaoqin, the nominal secret girlfriend, should be angry with her as soon as possible.

I've been busy with all kinds of chores lately, and I haven't bullied Xiaoqin like before, what if I give her the illusion that I've become gentle!

So I opened the web page on my mobile phone and searched for "how to make my girlfriend annoyed", and when I typed in "how to make my girlfriend", the search engine almost automatically completed it into "how to make my girlfriend like it".

Nima, you really didn't pursue it! Let your girlfriend like it and then get married zuihou and turn it into a mineral, and you should regret it! (The second place in the search engine autocomplete turned out to be "how to make a girlfriend orgasm",I'm desperate for this evil shijie)When I changed the keyword to "boyfriend", "hate" and "characteristics",Finally the teaching post I wanted-"Ten kinds of boyfriends that girls hate the most。

My eyes widened and I noticed that the ten annoying traits were:

1, no hygiene 2, naïve 3, machismo 4, stingy iron rooster 5, flowery radish 6, vulgar, full of swear words 7, big talk bragging 8, words without faith 9, small heart, grudge 10, idle and not doing business, it seems that the applicability is not very strong! I think I am stingy enough in the face of Xiaoqin (I once didn't even invite her to eat in the cafeteria), enough to pay attention to the big radish (take Xiaoqin's movie ticket to ask the squad leader), enough to keep my words (often make empty promises to Xiaoqin), enough to hold grudges (Xiaobawang's hatred)...... Moreover, machismo, vulgarity, bragging, unprofessionalism and even hygiene may not reduce my prestige with Xiaoqin, and may even have the opposite effect.

Pick and choose, is there only one option left: "naïve"?

Could it be that as long as I behave very naïve in front of Xiaoqin, she will hate me?

What a new discovery!

But, of course, you can't use the method of rolling your eyes to show naivety (that's dementia), you should use childish games to annoy Xiaoqin, right?

So I took out the marker pen in the stationery box and ordered Xiaoqin to reach for her arm.

Xiaoqin followed my orders for some reason, and the biology teacher was talking about environmental issues behind the lectern table, and she was spitting: "You humans just don't know how to protect the environment!" ”

I giggled and drew a turtle with a marker on Qin's white arm.

"Take your arm back!" I smirked, this time my way of bullying Xiaoqin was childish enough, right? Kindergarten Kindergarten Grade? Look how angry you should be if you can't wash off this little turtle!

Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin liked the appearance of my paintings very much, she held her arm, and looked at it for a long time as if she had discovered a new world, and then said:

"This little turtle is very beautiful, Ye Lin actually has a talent for drawing......"

"Especially the head, it's so cute! I like Ye Lin's turtle ...... the most"

At this juncture, Niu Shili, a great expert who took the words out of context, was looking at me for some reason, and I vaguely felt that as long as Xiaoqin finished the following words, it would be time for the 28th Middle School to spread rumors that made me vomit blood.

"Don't, don't go any further! Can't I borrow alcohol to wipe it off for you? ”