【600】 Your heart, my heart
Fortunately, after Xiong Yaoyue ate the unknown purple berry, she did not immediately fall to the ground and convulsed, foaming at the mouth.
However, she said that the taste was unpalatable and that she would never eat it again in the future.
"It's unpalatable and you've eaten it all?" I couldn't help but ask her, "Won't you just eat one and throw the rest away!" ”
"But I thought the next one would be even better." Xiong Yaoyue replied with a wink, as if she had been quite wronged.
In a dozen eyes, Xiaoqin disappeared again.
In order to prevent her from catching snakes in the grass, I decided to go to her.
Niu Shili and others are assembling and adjusting the barbecue grill brought by the big horn from home under the command of the big speaker.
Three army-green barbecue grills, known as "strengthened and thickened military grade", can be disassembled and folded into the inside of a square backpack in normal times.
However, one of the backpacks was damaged, so when I went up the mountain, I needed help holding the stainless steel stand for the barbecue.
I don't know anything else, but in terms of the strength and heaviness of the steel pipes of the bracket, the overall quality of the barbecue grill should be good, anyway, those steel pipes are fighting equipment, and I feel that my combat power has increased a lot when I hold them.
There are also many processes to put together a high-end barbecue grill, not to mention installing four legs, but also to install a lifting multi-function grill fork above the grill to roast whole chickens and ducks.
The side shelves are filled with seasoning jars, as well as oil brushes, barbecue thermometers, and frosted enamel baking trays for food on the lower level.
It feels more professional than the average street barbecue stall, and the loudspeaker is really a fighter among foodies! When you travel by car with your cousin or other relatives, you don't use these barbecue grills to eat and drink, right?
I guess there may be other fat people in the big horn family who have never met, otherwise I can't figure it out anyway, a family weishenme needs three barbecue grills so exaggerated.
The frozen ingredients in the crisper are now thawed in the sun with the lid open – in fact, they have been almost thawed along the way, and will soon return to normal temperature.
The squad leader made the greatest use of the fresh-keeping box, and put a lot of folding cutting boards on it (which is also brought by the big speaker), and the folding cutting board made of PP plastic can not only be used to cut ingredients, but also folded into an inverted triangle groove to be used as a plate.
The squad leader seems to appreciate the design of this tableware very much, and feels that it is necessary to add one to the kitchen of his house, which is probably the so-called "housewife's heart", right?
When it came time to put the charcoal in the ignition bucket and ignite the step, Xiong Yaoyue, who had eaten the sweet potatoes and purple berries, rushed up, and Mao recommended herself:
"Let me come! I love setting fires! ”
"Here's for you." The squad leader handed over a charcoal match as long as a small arm to Xiong Yaoyue.
Xiong Yaoyue was stunned for a moment with the match, as if she was holding the Olympic torch that had not yet been lit, because she did not expect to win this honor at all, so she was in a short shock.
When Xiong Yaoyue was stunned, the squad leader turned around and glanced at the loudspeaker, who immediately used another long match to reach into the air inlet at the bottom of the ignition barrel to complete the ignition ceremony of the Olympic flame.
"Ahh Scammed! Xiong Yaoyue felt like she had been betrayed by the organization, and the match in her hand fell to the ground, "Squad leader, you ...... You bully! ”
"You're the one who bullies." The squad leader said with a little self-deprecation and a wry smile, as if the subtext was "Let me bully, you won't lose more than me".
"Boom" "Boom", just when I couldn't find Xiaoqin, I heard the sound of polishing something at the source of the stream that Grandpa Cao once fell into.
After walking a few steps, I was surprised to find that Xiaoqin was squatting by the river, facing the river, and was laboriously polishing something.
"Hey, hey", dubbing himself while polishing.
What do you grind? Sharpen your knives! After sharpening the knife, start with Gong Caicai and kill everyone with bigger breasts in front of the barbecue grill!
Don't be so happy with your smiling face reflected in the stream! Even if you like kitchen utensils, you can't sharpen your knives with such pleasure and anticipation as you do!
Sharpen the knife to the pig and sheep! Are you going to stage a battle royale for the second (3rd) class of junior high school on the top of Cuisong Mountain!
When she looked closer, she found that Xiaoqin was not polishing a boning knife, but two heart-shaped stones, one large and one small.
Xiaoqin, who had already judged from the sound of footsteps that I was coming, half-turned around, picked up a heart-shaped stone in each hand, and held it up to me in the sun.
"This thing, oh, it's called 'love stone' in the comics, and it's given to the person you like after it's polished by yourself!"
Only then did I notice that these two stones were not naturally heart-shaped, but were slowly polished into this shape that represents aiqing after a lot of work.
It's really as long as the kung fu is deep, and the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle.
But to be honest, as long as it comes to the category of art, Xiaoqin's level will drop to the same level as painting. These two heart-shaped stones, the big shape is okay, at most the heart with myocarditis and arteriosclerosis, the small one, the shape is not too much like the heart, but a bit like the buttocks.
Xiaoqin continued to polish it a few times, then rinsed it in the stream, and then put both hearts into my hands.
"Ye Lin, you have to hold it steady!"
I subconsciously, a little with some trepidation, I caught it with both hands.
"The big heart belongs to Ye Lin," Xiaoqin said with a finger poke.
So do I have myocarditis and arteriosclerosis? Why don't you rush me to the hospital? Help me take care of Optimus Prime when I'm dead!
"The little heart is mine." Xiaoqin crossed her hands in front of her chest, her eyes closed slightly, and she said with a gentle expression.
It's really a very emotional picture, and if you polish this one carefully, it's even better if it doesn't look like an ass!
"Ye Lin," Xiaoqin asked me softly, "please give me that big heart." ”
"Huh? Didn't you say that the big heart is mine? Be careful to give it to you, right? ”
"Ye Lin is really stupid!" Xiaoqin stretched out a small fist made of her right hand and touched my right hand.
I suddenly remembered that my father once said that the size of a human being's right fist when clenched is about the size of his own heart.
So, is my heart really a lot bigger than Xiaoqin?
Xiaoqin touched my half-clenched right hand with her right fist, and from a certain point of view, it can be regarded as a heart-to-heart collision?
Ah, it's no wonder that in the "Loki" series, Stallone plays Loki who often meets friends in the ring with boxing, and it turns out that fists are the fastest path to the heart!
So, when I was a child, Xiaoqin and I fisted each other, can it be regarded as a collision between hearts?
No, no, at most Xiaoqin collided with me unilaterally, right? I've barely hit the underdog a few times.
"Ye Lin, classmate weishenme, don't understand?" Xiaoqin put her hands behind her back, blinked at me and said, "Your own heart is what you want to give to others." It's good for Ye Lin to take my heart, Ye Lin's big heart, can you give it to me? ”
Shy, nervous, and probably waiting for my response with a fawn in his chest.
If I was desperately trying to remember the humiliation I had suffered when I was a child at this time, then just throwing the two heart-shaped stones into the stream would definitely make Xiaoqin cry, right?
But the atmosphere is not right, and I have just decided that once the evil deeds of the little overlord to me arouse the demons in my heart, I will see Xiaoqin as my sister, then because of the privileges my sister has with me, I will not be angry with her.
Exhale, inhale, exhale, well, peace of mind.
Seeing that I seemed to be hesitating, Xiaoqin asked Ai Ai: "Is Ye Lin unwilling to leave my heart behind?" ”
What else can I say with your pitiful, Bambi-like eyes?
But this little heart-shaped stone is too much like an ass! Why do you always feel that I don't leave your heart, but your ass!
Ah, I inadvertently remembered that time when I was at Xiaoqin's house, I took off only my underwear and underwear with her, and I almost missed the gun.
Xiaoqin's hips are quite attractive, which is a beautiful arc in my memory.
"Stay, stay." I pretended not to care, put the little heart-shaped stone into my trouser pocket, and then gave the big heart-shaped stone back to Xiaoqin.
It's not an ass, it's not an ass, it's not an ass......
I ran my fingers over the little stone in my trouser pocket and hypnotized myself.
Xiao Qin solemnly took the big heart-shaped stone from my hand, and in an instant a smile on her face was more delicate than a peach blossom.
"Banzai~\(≧▽≦)/~!!" Xiaoqin put the stone on her heart, jumped up and cheered, "I'm married to classmate Ye Lin!" ”
Who is married to you! It's just that I think you're infatuated, and not accepting your gift will definitely make you sad!
"I don't care! Ye Lin and I have exchanged so many aiqing tokens, if we don't get married, the Zenith people will not agree! ”
"The Zenith people are too idle! And what else have we exchanged besides these two stones? ”
"Hmm......" Xiaoqin counted with her fingers, "Ye Lin gave me a pair of bracelets and an engagement ring......
The green jade bracelet was given to you by your father Huo Zhenbang! The big horns can see that I can't afford something that expensive! Do you want me to sell Amy's panties again and use the money from selling my sister's panties to buy a gift for my girlfriend? What kind of scum should I be!
And can you stop saying it's an engagement ring? The two-dollar plastic ring is purely a stall product, the kind of "two dollars can't buy a loss, two dollars can't buy a fool...... Is there a more shabby engagement ring on shijie than this?
"That...... Ye Lin also gave me a Swiss Army knife, as well as Ye Lin's favorite big brother Optimus Prime......"
Who said the Swiss Army Knife was given to you! Who said that Big Brother Optimus Prime was given to you! I know the atmosphere isn't right, but I really want to strangle you by the stream!
Celery suddenly picked up an empty Coke bottle at her feet, raised her shoulders to make a preparatory gesture, and happily threw it into the stream, watching it go down the river.
"Hey, why are you littering white trash! People downstream will say that the people from our city are not qualified! ”
Xiao Qin pouted and retorted, "This is not white trash!" This is the real version of the drifting bottle! There's a note I wrote in there! ”
Before the Coke bottle floated away, I carefully discerned it against the sunlight, and indeed in the center of the bottle, I saw a folded piece of paper.