Horror movies in Europe and the United States are generally difficult for me to have mood swings, but many times, the scariest thing is not the horror movie, but the person who watches the horror movie with you.

"Woo! The whole face has fallen! ”

Amy refers to the heroine who is brutally torn apart by a group of zombies on the large LCD screen, a horror film that ends with the total destruction of humanity.

I have to say that although Hollywood horror movies are not to the appetite of Orientals, the makeup and special effects are quite NB, which is a bit too exciting for Amy.

"If you look closely, the Blu-ray DVD box of this film says 'PG-13', which means that children under the age of 13 are not allowed to watch it?"

I glanced at 12-year-old Amy, who was holding my left arm tightly and looking at the screen with a fearful expression, "Hmph, that's okay anyway, the human race has been destroyed anyway, and the thirteen, fifteen, and eighteen bans are meaningless!" ”

With a soft padded underneath my butt like me, Amy, who was sitting on the carpet, said.

"Hey! Humanity is just being destroyed in this film! And...... Ahh ”

Amy's sharp nails were embedded in my dermis.

"What's there to be afraid of in the film footage? Compared to those zombies that aren't scary at all, I'm more wary of you! Didn't Halloween scare me and make you so unwilling! ”

Amy looked up at me with blue eyes, but there was no respect in them.

"Watching exciting films will inevitably make you emotional, don't you, as an elder brother, have the obligation to use your body as a prop for me to vent my emotions?"

"The problem is that these films aren't scary at all! I'll feel wronged if you're scratched with my fingernails like this! ”

"You actually say you don't feel such a horror movie?" Amy paused the film with the remote control to freeze the screen on the credits, "Imagine if one day the whole Shijie is full of cannibalistic zombies......"

"Say what? It's simply not possible! Instead of worrying about Shijie being destroyed by something unscientific like zombies, I should worry about Shijie being destroyed by the miniature black hole created by the high-speed particle collider, or the nanobots that can eat everything, and the volcanic eruption of Yellowstone Park in the United States......"

"Weishenme zombies are not scientific?" Amy put on a look that I had to explain.

"Ha, because zombies are dead things! Since the digestive system is no longer working, what they eat cannot be converted into energy, unless they have the ability to photosynthesize, otherwise they will soon run out of energy and lie down on their own! ”

I despised my sister with the law of conservation of energy.

"Innocent! As soon as you hear it, you know that you are a layman who has not watched many zombie movies! Amy said unadmittedly, "The zombies in this movie may not be scientific enough, but there are many zombie movies that are quite scientific!" And there are really zombies on this shijie, not to mention the Haitian living corpses of Voodoo...... There's a fungus that eats away at ants' brains and turns them into zombie ants! ”

Cordyceps, which is said to have a great tonic effect, is also a combination of fungi and insects, and theoretically the combination of fungi and humans can also create zombies that do not violate the law of conservation of energy.

"If we're in a zombie-infested shijie, will you protect me?"

Amy asked suddenly.

"Isn't that nonsense!" I laughed, "Of course I will protect you, even if I become a zombie myself, I will not forget to protect you!" ”

"Really~~?" Amy let out a long voice, as if she didn't believe it, "If the maid celery or Katyusha turned into zombies, would you not hesitate to kill them with a crowbar and incendiary grenades to protect me?" ”

"Weishenme can't get along with Xiaoqin and the squad leader! You've been getting along well with them these days, aren't you? Have you forgotten how Qin helped you prepare for the midterm exams? Have you forgotten the Coke chicken wings that the squad leader made for you? ”

"I ...... Of course I haven't forgotten," Amy twisted her face away with some embarrassment, "I'm just going to make sure that my place in your heart is more important than the two of them!" ”

"Then you don't need to use crowbars and Molotov cocktails! Incendiary bombs are just that, the crowbar is the best cold weapon for FPS games, since the first use of Dr. Gordon Freeman of "Half-Life", it has quickly become popular on seven continents and five oceans, and it is an artifact known as the "holy sword of physics"! In the latest superhero animated movie, the Flash uses it to blind one of the Kryptonite eyes of the Dark Monarch Darkseid! ”

"Don't change the subject," Amy wrinkled her nose a little unhappily, "The maid Qin and Katyusha have turned into zombies, and you are still reluctant to kill them?" Do you have a necrophilia? I didn't expect my brother to be so disgusting......"

"If friends and relatives become zombies, most people won't be able to do it, right? weishenme to interpret my normal reaction as necrophilia? ”

Amy ignored my protests.

"I know, when the time comes, my brother will definitely keep the maid Qin and Katyusha in captivity, and find a way to restore them - or maybe while their flesh is still flexible, I will experience the feeling of forbidden......"

Enough is enough! In your eyes, brother, am I such a bad person? Don't you even let go of the girl who turns into a zombie!

In order to make the horror movie more atmospheric, we turned off the lighting in the room in advance, only the LCD screen was the only light source, and in the dark, Amy seemed to suddenly remember something:

"The Mayans were wiped out by the rain of fire from the sky, in the era of Noah's Ark, God wiped out most of the human race with a flood, according to experts, the next human destruction is the 'zombie apocalypse', maybe only the two of us will survive!"

"Are the experts in the United States also fed up like this? And why are we the only ones surviving! Did you buy a VIP qualification from God, or some kind of awesome cheat? ”

Amy pouted, "What?" Don't you have the confidence to fight your way through the zombie apocalypse and protect your sister? Isn't the soul of sister control your biggest plug-in? Or do you don't love me anymore! ”

"Okay, I'll be in charge of fighting my way out."

There's no need to raise the bar in this virtual view of shijie, anyway, the zombie apocalypse won't really come.

"The answer is not serious at all!" Little Amy scolded me, "Don't you understand what kind of great mission the two of us will have to bear after surviving the zombie apocalypse? ”

"Huh? When did you pay attention to 'mission' and 'responsibility', don't you hate these two words the most? ”

"That's different!" Amy raised her fist high, similar to the posture of the female chess player in the famous painting "Freedom Leading the People".

"Since all the human race has died, and only the two of us are left, the mission on our shoulders cannot be shirked to others! When the time comes, you will do your best to fulfill with me the great mission of multiplying a new humanity! The future of humanity depends on the two of us......"

Amy said as she smiled as she stood up in the dark, her shiny belt at the level of my gaze, and her casual yet delicate little denim skirt seemed to glow.

"Ahh Fall! I am the mother of mankind! ”

Amy pushed my shoulders with both hands, but she was too weak to shake me even when I was sitting upright.

"You're not cooperating at all?" Amy, who was on the rise, was dissatisfied.

How do I cooperate? Homeopathic falls? Who knows if Amy will climb on top of me?

"Your assumptions are terrible!" I kept my tone as cold as I could, "Even if it's really just the two of us survivors, I will never create a flawed next generation of humans with you!" ”

"Disregard for the fate of mankind...... Selfish guys! Amy hammered my fist on the top of my head as a slap in the face, "Can you bear to see humanity go extinct because of this?" What about biological siblings? Genetic defects only have a chance to occur, not 100% occur, as long as you try seven times, eight times, ten times or twenty times, you will definitely be able to give birth to a healthy enough child! Maybe you'll have my perfect looks and your strong physique! ”

Looking at Amy's obsessed expression, it seems that she has reveled in fantasy.

"Hey, what if it's the other way around, with my appearance and your physique? That's a tragedy of life, isn't it? ”

At this time, my mobile phone rang suddenly, and when I took it out, the caller was Xiong Yaoyue, and she pinched her nose on the other side of the phone very strangely and asked me:

"Hey, hey, hey~ Do you know who I am?"

"Aren't you Pooh? You guys have a big birthday party at Gong Caicai's house, right? I seem to hear the laughter of celery and the loudspeaker......"

"Huh? !??Eh, e ”

Xiong Yaoyue cried out in surprise.

"PHS made a mistake when I played with my mobile phone just now, and deleted all the contact numbers in my mobile phone, how do you still know who I am!"

Amy, who heard the conversation clearly beside me, also made a look of contempt, she snatched her mobile phone and said to Xiong Yaoyue, "Pooh, your IQ is really worrying!" It's your phonebook that's being deleted, not the valet's phonebook! You're so stupid, after the end of Shijie, the child you had with the manservant can only be used as coolies! Just let them build the pyramids! ”

"Shijie Doomsday?" Xiong Yaoyue was stunned, "Hasn't 2012 passed early?" And I'm going to have a baby with Ye Lin......"

In the middle of the conversation, there was a "bang", judging from the later dialogue, it is estimated that Xiaoqin hit Xiong Yaoyue's head with an inflatable hammer.

The girls were having a lot of fun, and Xiong Yaoyue hung up my phone like this.

"Someone's birthday, right?" The bustle on the other side of the phone was in contrast to the silence on our side, and Amy asked a little lonely, "Is it at the house of Gong Caicai with nasty breasts again?" ”

"Don't say that others are obscene just because you can't grow up!"

"Che, how can I, as the most perfect work of art God has ever created, be jealous of others?" Amy made an indecent gesture of holding up her hands on the subtle protrusion on her chest, "I'm only 12 years old this year, and I will develop more mature in the future, and the most important thing is not volume, but shape and feel - brother, do you want to touch it?" ”

"Don't! With your posture and speech, it's not an exaggeration to say that the label of the eighteen prohibitions is directly attached to your forehead! ”