"Hmph, obviously I can't think about it in my heart, and I still pretend to be sanctimonious!" Amy said to me disdainfully, "Listen to Pooh's report, you once touched Gong Caicai's boobs on the toilet mountain!" Memories of her boobs are still on your hands! Why don't you compare with me and see what really good boobs look like? ”

"It's not Toilet Mountain, it's Emerald Pine Mountain! Although it is true that there are toilets in the mountains...... But would you Americans name a mountain 'WC Mountain'! And Gong Caicai's incident was purely accidental! It was an unfortunate accident! I retorted not quite quite as I was suffering from heat stroke at the time, ......

"Ahh It's so hot, I must be suffering from heat stroke......"

Amy fell on top of me as she spoke, desperately puffing up her little breasts, and slamming into my head and face.

"Heat stroke, your sister! It's already November! ”

Before Amy could bump into me, I reached out and grabbed her by the waist and put her whole way on my left shoulder.

Despite Amy's resistance, I picked up from the floor with her soft body on my shoulders and carried her to the pink single bed in my bedroom.

"It's 10:10, it's time to go to bed!"

With the majesty of my brother, I commanded Amy on the bed.

"I just watched a horror movie and couldn't sleep! You sit on the edge of the bed and stay with me! ”

"In that case, don't watch horror movies at all! If you think about it, you're only 12 years old this year, and there aren't any horror movies for you to watch! Is there no horror film with a rating less than 13 banned? ”

"What's wrong with 12!?" Amy protested, "Don't look down on me because I'm only 12!" Do you know? In Batman, the first generation Robin was working at the age of 9, and the second generation Robin died at the age of 13! ”

Don't compare yourself to the characters in superhero comics! And the first generation of Robin (Dick), who later stopped acting as Batman's assistant and became a "Nightwing" alone, he became an accomplice at the age of 9 can also be regarded as an inspirational story, but the second generation Robin (Jason) was blown up by a clown at the age of 13, what is there to compare!?

Amy and I were back on the topic of superheroes after the zombie apocalypse, while the birthday party for Johnny was still in full swing (as Celery relayed to me the next day).

In order to ensure the "surprise" effect, after arranging the venue at Gong Caicai's home, it was Gong Caicai who made an invitation call to Zhuang Ni.

"Mom and Dad are on a business trip, and I'm lonely at home alone, can you spend Halloween with me?"

According to the words provided by the loudspeaker, Gong Caicai said unusually nervously into the earpiece, and the others held their breath so as not to be heard by Zhuang Ni.

But Zhuang Ni still noticed the abnormality in Gong Caicai's tone for the first time.

"The squad leader is there too, right? Who else? As long as there are no boys, I'll go. ”

Now that it has been recognized, the squad leader can only tell the truth, and make sure that there are no male animals in Gong Caicai's house, and it will be a veritable "girls' night", Zhuang Ni let down her guard and came out with a hello to the family.

Although the "surprise" is gone, the "party" is still a "party", even if Zhuang Ni does not have the consciousness of being the protagonist today, she can't stand everyone's hard and soft work, and does a lot of things that are usually impossible to do.

For example, he wore the cardboard crown that came with the cake (produced by the class leader), blew out the candles and secretly made a wish (it didn't seem to be a good god), and even participated in the cake war (caused by Xiaoqin).

"Juanny, what did you wish?" Xiong Yaoyue asked while cleaning up the cake on the floor with the squad leader, "Wouldn't it be like Gong Caicai, who made a wish for Shijie peace?" ”

Zhuang Ni's face darkened, "I hope that the people who make a wish at the same time as me at this moment will not have their wishes fulfilled." ”

That's not a wish, it's a curse! Do you have a grudge against someone who has the same birthday as you?

"Weishenme can't be cheerful?" Xiong Yaoyue frowned and said to Zhuang Ni, "If you are as cheerful as me, the squad leader will not worry about you, and he will specially hold a birthday surprise party for you!" At least you should do it for me! ”

"Because there is no hope in Shijie," Zhuang Ni's eyes were full of spider web-like gray, "all good things will eventually dissipate......"

"Like the rest of the cake?" Xiong Yaoyue continued, "But that's because Xiaoqin deliberately tripped you, so you buried your whole face in the cream!" There is a debtor who is wronged, you can settle accounts with Xiaoqin, it has nothing to do with shijie! ”

"Nonsense! They obviously didn't mean it! Xiaoqin protested beside her, "And people who celebrate their birthdays have to be pasted with a cake, this is common sense, common sense!" ”

"You're obviously doing this on purpose, right?" Xiong Yaoyue's hair was still stained with cake crumbs, "Weishenme started to litter indiscriminately again?" Everybody has to take a shower......"

Zhuang Ni glanced at Xiao Qin meaningfully, Xiao Qin analyzed afterwards, Zhuang Ni did not get angry because of the cake throwing, it was because she got the opportunity to take a bath with the squad leader and Gong Caicai - Gong Caicai's bathroom is very large, although there is no pure gold faucet installed in Amy's bathroom, but it is also a very high-end configuration, if the shower and bathtub are used, seven girls can clean their bodies together.

The bathing process of the "Seven Fairies" seemed to be quite joyful, but Xiao Qin did not elaborate on it to me, she patronized and compared herself, Zhuang Ni and PHS, who had the smallest boobs here.

After cleaning the cake residues, everyone began to discuss the topic of fairy tales, after seeing the "Alice in Wonderland" sticker in Gong Caicai's bedroom.

"Caicai, don't just because there are rabbits in that story, you love the house and Wudi like the whole story." Zhuang Ni patted Gong Caicai on the shoulder, "Louis Carroll, the author of Alice in Wonderland, is a famous pedophile, and he wrote that book to hook up with the neighbor's little girl's ......"

"How, how can this be?" Gong Caicai, who had ruined her childhood, stayed helplessly.

"The author and the work should be treated separately to a certain extent," the squad leader, who has no special study of the history of fairy tales, can only comfort Gong Caicai in this way, "Good people may write bad stories, and bad people may also write good stories, as long as the fairy tale itself is haode ......"

"There are few fairy tales that are widely circulated on this shijie, and few are good fairy tales." With heavy dark circles under her eyes, Zhuang Ni explained, "Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, the original stories of these three fairy tales, are all dark - do you want to hear them? ”

"I want to hear it! Want to hear it! Xiong Yaoyue's eyes widened curiously, and Gong Caicai, who was afraid of ruining her childhood again, covered her ears desperately.

"In the original version of "Cinderella", after Cinderella put on the crystal slipper and won the favor of the prince, she took revenge on her stepmother and two sisters who bullied her, and the two sisters were blinded by the birds, and they didn't mention it, and to deal with the stepmother, Cinderella crushed the stepmother's neck with the lid of the wooden box, which is really a very special murder method......"

"Isn't that right?" Xiong Yaoyue ignored Gong Caicai, who was trembling all over, "The version of "Cinderella" I watched, how could my stepmother be punished for dancing to death in hot iron shoes? ”

Zhuang Ni spread her hands, "In short, Cinderella is a ruthless professional killer, at least her imagination in torturing and killing enemies is not inferior to Daji." ”

"As for Sleeping Beauty...... The story is based on the 1634 Italian fairy tale "The Sun, the Moon and Taria", the original Jim Badisda Basil, in the story, the prince's kiss failed to wake Sleeping Beauty from her slumber, so the prince did what most filthy men would do, he patted Sleeping Beauty's belly and walked away......"

"I don't want to listen! I don't want to listen to it! Gong Caicai covered her ears and rushed out of the room, "Give me back my childhood!" ”

"Actually, I sometimes think that fairy tales should be read less," Qin held her chin thoughtfully, "I heard Amy say that many little girls in the United States have contracted parasites after reading the story of "The Frog Prince" because of kissing amphibians......

As if addicted, Juanny continued: "The original "Snow White" is darker than all fairy tales, Snow White was not persecuted by her stepmother at all, the queen is her own mother, Snow White was banished after being found out by the queen because of adultery with her father, and then she was unclear with the seven dwarfs, and the prince is a necrophile, and the old earth is not happy when he finds that Snow White, who died after eating a poisonous apple, came back to life, and the earth was not happy......"

"Enough!" The squad leader glared at Zhuang Ni angrily, "Originally, today is your birthday, even if you have a little outrageous behavior, you should be accommodated, but it is too much for you to let Caicai ruin your childhood one after another!" Not only Caicai, but also my childhood......"

"Juanny lied," the well-informed PHS noted, "and one of the three stories she told was not the original, but a rewrite of a posterity!" ”

"Huh? So there are still two originals? The loudspeaker was surprised, "Western fairy tales are really yellow and violent!" You see how inspirational China's praise is chasing the sun and Jingwei reclamation! One is the youth running towards the sun, and the other is the intention to permanently solve the irrigation problem......"

"Do you not hesitate to lie in order to ruin Caicai's childhood?" The squad leader couldn't contain his anger, grabbed Zhuangni's arm and pulled her to the bed.

"In the entire junior high school (3) class, you are the only one who is the most disobedient! What kind of new life will you have after graduating from junior high school, I am the only one who is most worried about you! Someone should wake you up! ”

As he spoke, the squad leader held Zhuang Ni face down, raised his right hand high, and fell down heavily.

"Ahh

The squad leader lifted Zhuang Ni's skirt and spanked her ass.

"What are you doing, squad leader?" Zhuang Ni struggled to get up, but Liliang, the squad leader who thought he was enforcing justice, received an extra bonus, completely suppressing Zhuang Ni.

"Ahh "Ahh

It was several more times, although I didn't see it on the spot, but as you can imagine, Zhuang Ni's ass was red.

"Wow! It's so exciting! It's time to take a commemorative photo! Xiong Yaoyue quickly took out her mobile phone.

"Put your phone away! Otherwise, I'll even beat you later! "I don't know if the squad leader remembered the embarrassing thing of being spanked by me, in order to teach Zhuang Ni a lesson, she mercilessly slapped Zhuang Ni's ass more than ten times on the other party's birthday, and her hands were numb.

"Are you going to tell any dark fairy tales in the future?" The squad leader asked sharply in between teaching Zhuang Ni.

"Fairy tales don't have a bright ......"

Zhuang Ni still wanted to talk back, but then Xiaoqin came over and asked, fearing that the world would not be chaotic:

"Squad leader, if you're tired, do you want to relay with me? Although Zhuang Ni and I have no grievances in the long future and no enmity in the near future, in order to correct her wrong thoughts and do good deeds, I am still very willing to contribute my own strength! ”