The big killer of the Science Happiness Sect, the mysterious "causal calculation" program, the input end is just installed on a mediocre laptop.

It is said that after the meeting and the Q&A, the data package generated by Zuihou will be uploaded to the giant computer for calculation, and if you use an ordinary computer, it will take at least half a year to get the result, and the daylily will be cold.

After the lecture, Professor Bai (who introduced himself as Bai before the class) left the three of us behind, seemingly with the idea of conquering us with a big killing weapon. Although in my opinion, Mr. Hu and Gong Caicai have almost been conquered.

According to tradition, the order of joining the seminar is decided, so the first to enjoy the "prediction" is Mr. Hu, followed by Gong Caicai, and zuihou is me.

I am not surprised that Professor Bai wants to talk with the three of us separately on the pretext of "trying to eliminate interference as much as possible." This is also the usual way of cults.

After the crowd dispersed, Mr. Hu sat in the first row of the classroom excitedly, while Professor Bai was tinkering with his laptop on the podium table with a look of a magic stick.

I peeked at the screen of my notebook.

Nima is a white screen at all! Do you have a work ethic? Just put a crystal ball on the table, and the effect is better than a laptop with a white screen!

Professor Bai seemed to guess what I was thinking, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, for the sake of confidentiality, the laptop screen of the seminar has been specially treated, and the content can only be seen by wearing special contact lenses, otherwise it will be a white screen." ”

It's really high-tech, I seem to have seen a computer screen on the website of the Science Squirrel Club that uses the principle of polarized light to keep secrets, and it seems that there is no flaw in Professor Bai's statement......

In order to ensure that Professor Bai and Teacher Hu were alone and to create an environment similar to that of a psychiatrist, Gong Caicai and I were driven to the benches in the corridor.

I have to say that getting along with Gong Caicai alone, and in this kind of old office building that people often pass by, it is quite dull.

If she is with Xiaoqin, she will talk to me about all kinds of "post-marriage fantasies", although it is very unobtrusive, but it will not be boring.

If you're with the squad leader, it's about "ideals" and "responsibility" ideological and moral lessons, in fact, I especially like to deliberately raise the bar, seeing that the squad leader can't refute me for a while, and the face is red.

Being with Xiong Yaoyue gives me the most relaxed feeling, basically getting along with male friends, and her knowledge of sports programs and games really makes me bow down.

As for Gong Caicai, it was just a question and answer, I don't know if it had anything to do with her about to accept Professor Bai's "future prediction", in short, she seemed very nervous, causing the glasses on the bridge of her nose to slide down every few minutes.

"Gong Caicai, do you have any religious people in your family?" I asked casually.

In fact, it is not particularly casual, the lost lambs who have strayed into the cult, there are many parents who are fanatical believers in a certain religion, after all, it is much easier to let theists join the cult than to let atheists join.

"Hmm...... Dad will worship Guan Gong when he talks about business," Gong Caicai said after thinking for a while, "Also, I heard my sister-in-law say that my mother gave birth to me ...... because she asked for the blessing of Guanyin."

This kind of typical Chinese belief that temporarily holds Buddha's feet is simply equivalent to no faith! It seems that Gong Caicai's parents whose roots are not in Gong Caicai, maybe Gong Caicai is easily influenced by the teacher, and Teacher Hu, who has been tutoring Gong Caicai in mathematics, is the culprit who led her to the cult, right?

While talking to me, Gong Caicai had been holding her Crazy 4 phone, browsing the website of an animal conservation organization, looking at the koalas and baby pandas on it, to relieve the pressure that she was about to face the future.

"The National Treasure Panda is really lucky!" I commented, "If you are reincarnated as a panda, you don't have to do anything, someone will bring you food when you roll in place, and the accommodation environment is better than 90% of Chinese people......

Gong Caicai was stunned for a moment, as if she began to fantasize that she had become a panda (she had said that her dream was to become a scallop), and at first her gaze was blurry and dreamy, but she suddenly shook her head vigorously.

"No, no! I can't be a good panda! Pandas are to be watched every day! I'm going to be too shy to look up! ”

Why, don't you even have the confidence to do a hyper-casual profession like a panda? Isn't you ashamed enough to be visited every day? Tell you, as a panda, you will be forced to watch pandas every day when you become an adult**, and take on the glorious mission of creating many offspring!

At this time, Mr. Hu walked out of the classroom, his face suddenly brightened, he saw the two of us, as if he was eager to share his joy, and said to the two of us:

"It's so spiritual! It's really the same as everyone says! It's so spiritual!! ”

"Professor Bai was able to calculate that I wanted to invest in stocks, and even that I wanted to buy shares of a solar energy company! I've never told anyone! ”

"Causal calculations also show that there is an eighty percent chance that I will be trapped when I buy this stock, which is really dangerous! I will listen to Professor Bai and use this money for more prudent investments! ”

"Is it really that spiritual?"

The next one was Gong Caicai's turn, she asked expectantly and a little worriedly.

"Absolutely effective!" The excitement in Mr. Hu's heart has not subsided, and his movements exaggerated his thumbs, "This is only the result of a shallow prediction, and when I make money in the future, I must make a deep prediction!" ”

First of all, I can't rule out the possibility that Mr. Hu himself is a trust, and secondly, I understand the profit method of scientific happiness teaching.

Anyone who has always had a respectful and fearful attitude towards the future, if he spends money to predict his future after a period of time, he will definitely attract the rich and leisurely, and give the donation with both hands.

I don't believe that the prediction that the stock will lose money is calculated through the program! In China's stock market, the probability of retail investors being trapped is more than 80%. If you can really predict the rise and fall of stocks, what kind of seminar do you need to deceive people? It's good to speculate directly in stocks, and you will definitely become the second generation of Buffett!

Teacher Hu said that Professor Bai was uploading materials to the backup server, so Gong Caicai had to wait for ten minutes to get in, and at this time, Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4 emitted a low battery prompt tone.

Although Gong Caicai was in class,In order not to interfere with others,,I have long set the phone to silent mode,But love crazy4The low battery prompt sound,It will ring as usual even if the mute mode is turned on。

"Can I charge you with my phone? Save it from screaming all the time? ”

I took out my own Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone, one of its signature functions is to charge other mobile phones, and Xiong Yaoyue has already used it to charge Gong Caicai's love madness once, just like Gonggong Cao said: Plug it in once, and you don't have to care too much about the second time......

Mr. Hu also took out his mobile phone at the same time, and the same model of Huang Fengwei mobile phone as me, and also let Gong Caicai use it to charge, and he was a little surprised to see that my mobile phone was the same as his.

"Huh? Ye Lin, you also bought this brand! I can't even buy it now! Since you can also charge Caicai, let it be given to you! ”

Pushing around, the atmosphere is so weird! Isn't it just that your phone and my phone can be plugged into Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4, and then injected with energetic electricity? How can there be an illusion of 3P?

"Gong Caicai, come in! The program is ready! ”

Professor Bai shouted inside.

Gong Caicai walked into the classroom in a hurry, and did not accept the electricity provided by me or Teacher Hu.

For the next period of time, Mr. Hu and I sat on the bench and did nothing, just listening to him popularize the theory of scientific happiness to me.

I basically listened with my left ear and my right ear, thinking about how to expose Professor Bai's tricks for a while.

The difficult 15 minutes finally passed, and Gong Caicai walked out slowly, her face was red, her heart fluctuated, and her eyes were uneasy.

"How? Is it accurate to predict the future? Teacher Hu asked impatiently.

"I—I don't know......" Miyaya stammered, "it should be...... It's possible......"

For some reason, Gong Caicai looked at me very weakly.

How? Your future calculated by the Science Happiness Teaching, is it still related to me?

That's right, because I'm about to puncture the pseudoscience of the Science Happiness Sect and save your future!

Before Professor Bai's preparation time was over, I swaggered in, but Professor Bai was not angry and generously asked me to sit at the podium table.

After registering my name and age, Professor Bai asked a few questions about My Love Haode, and I answered truthfully, not thinking that I could predict my future with this information.

Then Professor Bai handed me a very strange piece of printing paper, on which there were many abstract paintings with symbolic meanings, some of which were doves of peace, some of which were of a girl's sad face, and above all of them was a huge labyrinth.

Professor Bai asked me to draw a route out of the maze in 5 minutes, and I did, but the difficulty of the maze is not that difficult, and I always feel that there is not only one route through the maze.

Was this testing my subconscious mind to determine which abstract paintings I had deliberately avoided in my process of cracking the maze?

Professor Bai took out a scanner and scanned my maze diagram into the computer, and after a sound of the hard disk turning, he slowly spoke:

"Ye Lin, you seem to be in trouble......"

Nonsense! Most people are in trouble, do you think I'm going to be fooled into answering your words?

"Judging by your expression, it seems that you are very distrustful of our Scientific Happiness Symposium...... It may also be thought that the white screen of the laptop is a pretense, but to be honest, secrecy is one thing, and on the other hand, we have to decide carefully what the calculated results can tell the subject and which ones are best to hide for the time being. ”

"After all, the future can't be smooth sailing, and there's nothing more cold and heartless than the truth on this shijie. In the workshop, people like me are called 'wise men', but they are only slightly able to distinguish which truths are useful to the subject and others are concealed. ”

"I don't need to hide it," I raised my voice, "whether I will become president of the country in the future or be imprisoned in Shanxi to dig coal, you can tell the truth!" ”

"That's not going to work," Professor Bai said with a warm smile, "Although the causal calculation program was written by the chairman of the seminar, His Excellency the Great Wise Man, it is still not perfect, and it is still being improved today, and some of the calculation results are inaccurate and must be filtered manually. Besides, this is originally a calculation based on the theory of chaos and vaso......"

"Okay," I said impatiently, "you predict my future directly, and if you don't predict it accurately, I'll advertise you as liars!" ”

"Then I'll get started." The confidence revealed at the corner of Professor Bai's mouth made me feel a little uneasy.

"Ye Lin, the results of the operation show that you are in a special kind of trouble now......

"You're troubled by ...... I don't know if I've broken the law...... Fear of being caught in prison ......"

I was horrified, and I barely managed to control my expression.

How did he know? I don't know if I'm guilty of homicide, how can he calculate this kind of secret through the program?

No, you must not be deceived by him, he is not essentially different from the fortune teller who sets up a stall on the street, and he has talked to Gong Caicai in advance, maybe he asked some of my information from Gong Caicai, if you know that I fight all day long, it is speculated that I am worried about hurting people and going to prison, which is also a normal choice.

"Am I right?" Professor Bai asked me confidently.

I put on a disdainful face and said coldly, "Go on." ”

"Well, according to the calculations, you have a good relationship with your father......"

What's so hard to figure out! I'm afraid you've already gotten the relevant information from Gong Caicai just now!

"But your relationship with your mother is not good enough......"

It's not good enough! It's time to see each other! If you know that I am a single parent, then it is not a good idea to know this, right?

"Oh, and the math also shows that there is a 97% chance that you have a sister and you like her very much......"

Calm down! Although it sounds scary, since Gong Caicai has been tricked, then maybe the other party already knows about Amy's existence, and in front of Gong Caicai, I once said that Amy is my cousin.

"That's all?" I sneered, "What kind of prediction of the future can be said about these things that can be asked from other people's mouths?" At the very least, you should tell you a little bit of a secret that no one else can know, right? ”

Professor Bai stared at the computer screen cautiously, thought for a while, and finally spoke:

"You seem to like you like Optimus Prime as a robot toy, and someone snatched it from you......"

This one...... Gong Caicai shouldn't know, right? Fear gradually welled up in my heart.

"Also, you seem to want your father to remarry, and there is now an 86% chance that your chosen father will remarry already pregnant with your father's child......"

it's impossible! How can this be calculated! I did tell the squad leader about this, but the squad leader promised to help me keep it a secret, she is not a big mouth!