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"Someone's too wide, right??" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but sneer, "This is not married yet, and he has already begun to point fingers, if he gets married in the future, Bacheng will have to tie an iron chain to the belt of his trousers......"

"Little Green Snake, don't you think your request is too much??" The girl glared at the man and said.

"Don't think it......" Nie Canglong shook his head, pointing his finger at Yuan Siyu, "It's this woman, she took advantage of me just now......"

"What??" The girl couldn't help but exclaim, turned her head, and looked at Yuan Siyu with an unkind face, "You took advantage of the little green snake??" ”

"No......" Yuan Siyu shook his head vigorously, "What do I call taking advantage??" You listen to him talk nonsense......"

"What's that called??" The girl frowned, and her suspicious gaze swept back and forth between Nie Canglong and Yuan Siyu.

"That's called a hooligan, I'm just playing hooligan with it......" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but smile coldly and said.

"Yuan Siyu, are you finished, do you know? ? You dare to play hooligan with the little green snake......" The girl's little face turned red at that time, and when she looked at Yuan Siyu's eyes, she was about to burst into flames.

"What's wrong with playing hooligan with him??" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "He was the one who played hooligan with me first, I just used his way to give back to him......"

"Huh??" The girl glanced at the man, "Little Green Snake, are you playing hooligan with Yuan Da Immortal??" ”

"I'm going to play hooligan, and I'm not going to play hooligan with her??" Nie Canglong shook his head vigorously, "Playing hooligan with her is not enough for me to be disgusting......"

"Last night in the tent, are you sure you didn't play hooligan on me??" Yuan Siyu's big eyes narrowed.

"Jun, did I play hooligan on her last night??" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and said.

"Last night??" The girl blinked, "You've been playing hooligan on Bai Susu last night. When did you play hooligan with Yuan Da Immortal?? Then he glanced at Yuan Siyu, "You won't take what happened in your dream seriously, will you?" ”

"I was in the tent last night, and he was obviously spanking me, and you still want to fool him out??" Yuan Siyu glared at the girl angrily and said.

"Just kidding......" the girl rolled her eyes, "Last night, although he did spank you, but that can only be regarded as beating you, not a hooligan......"

"Why doesn't it count?? I was bare-assed...... Yuan Siyu was immediately angry, "a slap on a big girl's bare ass." If this is not called hooliganism, then what is called hooliganism? ”

"Anyway, it's not called a hooligan......" the girl pouted, "He's not interested in you at all, so can you be called a hooligan??" ”

"What do you mean by not being interested at all?? Is he interested, you know? Are you a roundworm in his stomach?? "Yuan Siyu is not happy, and he is not interested in me at all. It's like I'm not a woman.

"I knew ......," the girl snorted coldly, "Little Green Snake just hasn't been interested in you......"

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it......" Yuan Siyu was mad, "You actually talked nonsense for him for the sake of your husband's reputation." You're so shameless, so pathetic......"

"He's really not interested in you......" the girl rolled her eyes, "how are you going to believe it??" ”

"I don't believe it if I kill me......" Yuan Siyu shook his head vigorously, "If he is not interested in me at all." How could it possibly spank me?? ”

"He just can't get used to you......" the girl sighed helplessly, "You don't know, deep down in our little green snake, we are actually a very conservative man." For some women who don't love themselves, they have always been disdainful......"

"Do you love yourself?" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips disdainfully, "Even men can seduce." What kind of self-love are you talking to me about?? Do you deserve those two words? ”

"Yuan Siyu, don't you have nothing to do......" The girl suddenly became a little annoyed, "I tell you, you'd better not get entangled in the matter of spanking, otherwise, you won't have your good fruit to eat......"

"No good fruit for me??" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but sneer, "Then what fruit do you want to eat for me??" ”

"See him??" The girl's eyes flashed with a fierce light, and she pointed to the Daoist of Yunzhongzi, who was rolling farther and farther away, "If you are obsessed with it again, he is the next ...... you."

"Qin Xiaojun, I can warn you......" A trace of horror flashed in Yuan Siyu's eyes, and he glared at Qin Xiaojun angrily, "If you dare to give me any three laughs, you will really hurt my heart, I will ignore you in the future, I will ...... what I say"

"Sanxiao Egg Cream has yoga effects, beauty and beauty, weight loss and fitness, are you sure you don't need it??" The girl couldn't help but sneer.

"I don't need ......" Yuan Siyu shook his head vigorously, "I'm all immortals, my body is very pure, I don't need to be beautiful anymore......"

"In that case...... the girl couldn't help but sigh, "then I won't use it for you......

"Whew......" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, feeling that after such a long period of effort, his back was soaked with sweat.

"Why don't you try another medicine from me?? The name is a smile and a marriage is scattered...... "The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu, and said with an expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

"A smile and a marriage is scattered??" Yuan Siyu's eyes lit up at that time, "What effect??" Could it be that when I smiled, he let me hook my soul?? As he spoke, he glanced at Nie Canglong, and it was self-evident who he was.

"Almost......" the girl said with a slight smile.

"How much worse??" Yuan Siyu became excited.

"It's almost, it's almost meaning......" Qin Xiaojun explained with a wicked smile.

"If that's the case......" Yuan Siyu looked at the girl's evil smile, and her heart suddenly became vigilant, "Is it a fraction of a millimeter, a thousand miles wrong??" ”

"This laughing marriage is actually a female rejuvenation drug...... "The girl's little face showed a strange expression, "People who fall for this medicine will become within two hours." Interested in any male creature, giggles are her signal for pleasure......"

"You ......" Yuan Siyu's head suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, fortunately he asked clearly, otherwise, it wouldn't be ...... It's chilling to think about that kind of consequence.

"Hmph......" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu, "Do you still think that the little green snake will be interested in you?" If you think he's interested in you, I'll give you a smile and get married, and I'll help you......"

"No, no, no......" Yuan Siyu was so frightened that he hurriedly shook his hand. There was a flattering smile on his little face, "He has no interest in me, he has no interest in me at all, in fact, I am not a woman at all, I am just a pure man mixed in women, a pure good man......"

"Honestly??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "I have long guessed that you are a gentleman, but I didn't expect you to be a gentleman......"

"That's ......," Yuan Siyu nodded busily.

"You pure man, mixed with us women. What exactly is the purpose?? The girl glared at Yuan Siyu and scolded in a coquettish voice.

"Look at what you said......" Yuan Siyu smiled flatteringly, "Of course I admire beautiful women, especially a peerless beauty like you." From the first time I saw you, I admired you and wanted to lick your toes......"

"You dare to molest me in your heart?? Are you getting impatient with life? The girl glared at Yuan Siyu and said angrily.

"No, no......" Yuan Siyu waved his hand again and again. How dare I molest you? You are in my heart, that is supreme, and it is too late for me to respect you. How could it be possible to molest you? ”

"Hmm......" The girl nodded pretendingly, "There is still some truth in what you said, but your behavior among women is really immoral......"

"My behavior among women, although it is true that it is not very moral, but who made me a pure man?? Don't pure men have to like women?? It's nature, just take care of it a little more......" Yuan Siyu said with a smile.

"I'm sorry??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "Do I have such a big heart?" ”

"Yes, there is definitely a ......" Yuan Siyu nodded vigorously, "Your mind is simply broader than the sea, what prime minister can hold a boat in his belly, and in your belly, it is more than enough to walk two aircraft carriers......"

"Well......" the girl's eyes widened beautifully, "since you have said so, if I am stingy, I will destroy the perfect image in your mind......"

"Yes, yes, in my mind, you are the most perfect woman......" Yuan Siyu nodded again and again.

"In that case, then I won't bother with you......" The girl smiled proudly, "But you don't want to take me as an idol, that will make the little green snake jealous, after all, you are a gentleman now......"

"No......" Yuan Siyu suddenly made an expression of death, "You are my idol, you will always be my idol, that ...... Don't be afraid of broken bones, you have to keep idols in your heart......"

"Good poetry, good poetry......" The girl couldn't help but admire, "I didn't expect you to have the talent of a poet, it seems that you were born to be a romantic person......"

"For the sake of my idol, I must carry out the romance to the end......" Yuan Siyu said with his head held high, his chest straight, and he swore solemnly.

"I didn't expect you to be such a fanatical fan...... the girl shook her head and sighed, "I'm proud to have a fan like you......"

"Idol, idol......" Yuan Siyu made an expression of adoration and looked at the girl stupidly, "You must sign for me, you must sign for me......"

"Don't worry......" The girl patted her chest proudly, "I will definitely sign it for you, but where to sign it is a question......" As she spoke, her eyes began to look at Yuan Siyu's face.

"Ahem......" Yuan Siyu couldn't help coughing twice, "Why don't you sign my clothes?" Use my fiery blood as ink to write the swan song of the ages......"

"This smile is scattered...... "A strange smile appeared on the girl's little face, "She is a female medicine, specially used for fun......"

"Okay, okay, where are you willing to sign......" Yuan Siyu suddenly pouted, sullenly and softened.

"I think your face is white. It's perfect for writing......" the girl said with a smile.

"Let's write......" Yuan Siyu pouted, "After you write it, I won't wash my face for ten days......"

"No need to ......," the girl smiled faintly, "After I'm done, you can go wash your face......"

"Huh??" Yuan Siyu was stunned for a moment, and then moved to tears, "Xiaojun, you actually ...... I don't even know what to say, don't worry, I'll remember your haode to me......" She thought girls were just a formality.

"I said Yuan Da Immortal. You don't have a brain, do you?? Nie Canglong laughed mockingly on the side, "Do you think you can wash it off after you write it on your face?" ”

"Little green snake, you hate ......" the girl glared at the man, "I was going to draw a king for her, let you say that, how else can I draw??" ”

"Qin Xiaojun, you deceive people too much......" Yuan Siyu was immediately angry, and even wanted to draw Wang Ba on his face. It's really tolerable, it's unbearable.

"Smile and ......get married," the girl said lightly.

"Xiaojun, don't bully me, I'm such a big immortal, you can save me some face......" Yuan Siyu heard the five words of marriage and marriage. It softened then.

"Hmph......" the girl snorted coldly, "You just looked like you were going to eat me, are you going to eat me??" ”

"How so??" Yuan Siyu flatly denied it, "People are trying to engrave you in their hearts." Wouldn't that save the signature?? ”

"It's engraved in my heart, but I can't see it, how do I know if it's carved deeply?? If you fool me. What about a face-saving project? The girl rolled her eyes and said.

"How so? It's not that you don't know, I'm a sincere person, and I will never do a face-saving project, so you can believe me and let me engrave it in my heart......" Yuan Siyu said flatteringly.

"No......" the girl shook her head, "You have to sign in on your face, otherwise, how do I know you're my fan??" I can't say it, this laughing marriage is gone, but it leaks out between my fingers, and someone accidentally gives it to ......"

"The face is ...... on the face" Yuan Siyu smiled when he heard the five words of marriage, and suddenly lost his temper, crying with a sad face, and said reluctantly.

"Hehe, I'm going to draw you a little turtle...... the girl was excited at that time, "No, it's a turtle, a soft-shelled turtle, which is commonly known as Wang Ba......"

"Ahem......" Nie Canglong couldn't help coughing twice, "Xiaojun, be cautious in your words and deeds......"

"What's wrong with you again??" The girl gave the man an angry look, "Is your car ready??" Didn't you say half an hour?? It's been fifteen minutes......"

"Xiaojun......" Nie Canglong sighed, "Can you listen to me finish speaking?" ”

"No, I don't want to hear you now......" The girl glared at the man and said angrily.

"I can warn you......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl helplessly, "If you don't listen to me, you may suffer a big loss......"

"Big loss??" The girl raised her eyebrows, and there was a hint of disdain on her little face, "Will I, Qin Xiaojun, suffer?" It's not funny at all ...... you joke."

"If you don't listen to me, you'll really suffer......" Nie Canglong sighed, "Why can't you let me finish speaking?" ”

"Well......" the girl rolled her eyes, "Okay, you're done, I'll listen......"

"You just said that you want to sign your name on the face of Yuan Da Immortal, right??" The corners of Nie Canglong's mouth tugged and said.

"That's right, I'm signing autographs for my fans, it's a normal thing......" The girl naturally regarded herself as a big star, as if it was natural to sign autographs for fans.

"But......" Nie Canglong showed a strange smile on his face, "You said it was a signature, but in fact, you wanted to draw a little turtle on Sister Yuan's face...... No, no, no, it's a turtle, a soft-shelled turtle, a king ba, in this way, ......"

"Xiaojun, sign me quickly, sign me quickly......" Yuan Siyu heard Nie Canglong say this, and immediately reacted, and his eyes lit up, "You must sign it on my face, and then I will tell everyone that this is my dearest idol, Ms. Qin Xiaojun's signature......"

"No problem...... the girl pursed her lips lightly, "You come in quickly, I'll sign a name for you Haode......"

"Hey, hey, hey......" Yuan Siyu smiled evilly, shrunk back from the car window, and then went inside.

"Sit down on the bed, I'll sign your autograph now......" The girl said indifferently, pointing to the edge of the bed.

"Are we here??" Yuan Siyu sat on the bed and glanced at Bai Susu, who was still sleeping in the quilt, "Will it wake up your maid?" ”

"As long as you don't scream like killing a pig, you won't wake her up......" The girl smiled faintly, "Su Su does heavy physical work, and she is already tired, as long as it is not too much movement, she will never wake up......"

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