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"Screaming??" Yuan Siyu's expression changed, "Does it hurt to sign a signature?" ”

"That's what I said, how can a signature hurt??" The girl pursed her lips and said.

"Then I'll rest assured......" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, "As long as it doesn't hurt, I'm not afraid of anything......"

"It's just a picture and a few words, and it's still a soft pen, how can it hurt??" The girl couldn't help but shake her head and smile.

"Huh??" Yuan Siyu was stunned for a moment, "Isn't it the light painting of Wang Ba?" Why are you writing again?? ”

"Look at you, you haven't chased stars, have you??" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu, "This celebrity signature, that's exquisite, batch signatures, naturally only pursue efficiency, just sign a name casually, but if you sign a certain fan alone, it is most likely to write a few words of blessing......"

"Uh......" Yuan Siyu was a little dazed, "There is still such a statement??" ”

"Of course there is ......" the girl blinked her eyes, "When I was chasing stars, I always inquired about their itinerary first, and then planned an unexpected encounter, so I asked them to sign it, and most of them would write me a few words of blessing, and those who didn't write it to me meant that they had a problem with their character, and I wouldn't chase them in the future......"

"Oh my God, isn't it just chasing stars?? As for engaging in such a big battle?? Yuan Siyu smacked his tongue when he heard it, he had only heard how fanatical fans were before, but he didn't expect that there would be such a star-chasing.

"You think everyone can chase stars?? Those who have no brains, at most, are a celebrity photo signed by an agent, I am different, it is not signed by the celebrity himself, I throw it all into the trash......" The girl suddenly became proud.

"Awesome ......" Yuan Siyu felt a little dizzy, what kind of star-chasing is this? ? It sounds like a collector, specializing in collecting celebrity autographed photos.

"You don't know......" The girl saw Yuan Siyu's stupid look. Immediately more proud, "A signed photo of a star, in our school, I can sell up to 200,000 sky-high prices, 200,000, no wonder they all say that we Chinese people are stupid and have a lot of money, you say a broken photo with a name written on it, what's so good??" Stunned that someone spends so much money to buy it, do you think they lack the heart? ? ”

"Mmmmmm, it's really a lack of heart......" Yuan Siyu nodded violently. was depressed in his heart, he thought that he had figured out Qin Xiaojun's pulse, who would have thought that he would let her shake a shot again, what kind of star chaser is this? ? This is obviously to make some extra money in the name of a star.

"This is only a star's, if it's a superstar's, it's even more valuable, I have a signed photo of Andy, someone opened it to me to two million. I didn't even sell it to him, how stupid do you think this person is?? If you give the two million to Andy, he will be happy to sign you as many names as he wants......" The girl couldn't help but sigh and said.

"Yes, yes......" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but nod. This is the lack of heart, and it is purely a problem of the innate development of the brain......"

"Okay, all that's all that's said, it's time for me to sign it for you......" the girl said. He took out a small porcelain bottle from his sleeve, "This small porcelain bottle is filled with a special kind of ink, which can't be washed off when it touches people's skin." Unless you wash it with a special potion, you won't be able to wash it off in your life......"

"So powerful??" Yuan Siyu's eyes widened, "Isn't it okay to cut off the meat?" ”

"Of course you can cut off the flesh......," the girl pouted, "but are you willing to cut off the flesh off your face?" What to do after you cut it? Do you want to make up for it with the meat on your ass? ”

"Look at you......" Yuan Siyu glanced at the girl, "Won't I cut meat on other people's faces??" Although China is poor, the population is absolutely rich......"

"It's so cruel...... the girl couldn't help but shake her head and sigh, "I want to cut off other people's faces to make up for my own face, this is simply a typical example of harming others and benefiting oneself......"

"People don't do it for themselves, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed, I have always thought so......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips and said.

"Don't say anything else, hurry up and stretch out your broken face, let me splash ink on it, and show my Qin Xiaojun's peerless calligraphy......" The girl didn't know where to take out a brush, and said with a blind gesture.

"What are you going to write??" Yuan Siyu looked at the girl holding a pen and making a blind gesture there, and her heart was a little hairy, and she felt that it was better to ask clearly.

"Why are you asking this??" The girl blinked, "You don't need to know this, you just wait for me to show off your skills......"

"I must know......" Yuan Siyu gritted his teeth, "Otherwise, won't you just write in vain?" There must be blessings, right? The two of us are so good, there must be ......"

"Of course there is a ......" The girl pursed her lips, and a faint smile appeared on her little face, "I hope you can live as long as it, Qin Xiaojun left a word......"

"You're talking about Wang Ba??" Yuan Siyu's little face darkened at that time, "Are you too bullying?" ”

"Where??" The girl smiled evilly, "I definitely bless you, do you know how many people in this world hope that their life span can be compared to that of Wang Ba?" ”

"This includes you??" Yuan Siyu glanced at the girl angrily and said.

"Of course, this does not include ......" The girl pursed her lips, "The thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, in fact, if a person lives to be a thousand years old, it will be meaningless, the enjoyment that should be enjoyed, and the sins that should be suffered, there is nothing worth nostalgia in this world......"

"Makes sense......" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but nodded, "I have the same idea as you, so don't draw Wang Ba, let's draw a different one, preferably some kind of totem ......"

"I'm afraid this isn't very good...... the girl shook her head, "I've already planned your face space, and I'm about to draw it, if you ask me to change it, then don't I have to re-plan??" ”

"Let's re-plan, you just said that those celebrities with questionable personalities are not in line with your mind when they sign their names......" Yuan Siyu looked at Qin Xiaojun pitifully. Said.

"You can throw your face in the trash like I did......" the girl said with a raised eyebrow.

"Whether I'm satisfied or not, it's your ink treasure after all, how can I be willing to throw it away??" Yuan Siyu said with a flattering face.

"Why are you so listening??" The girl couldn't help but sigh, "I'm embarrassed to ignore your opinion......

"Yes, yes, you just have a little bit of respect for my opinion, I'm xiexie you, xiexie you......" Yuan Siyu looked at the girl again and again.

"Well......," the girl sighed, "since you have said so, then I will respect your opinion a little." But you must say more things that I like to hear in the future......"

"Yes, yes......" Yuan Siyu nodded hurriedly, "Every word I say in the future is guaranteed to be your favorite ......"

"Well......" the girl nodded, "I remember what you just said, if you forget it one day, I will remind you with a smile......"

"I promise I won't forget ......" Yuan Siyu suddenly became excited when she heard the five words "Marriage and Marriage" "I just forgot my mother's birthday." I won't forget about it, huh?? What is my mother's birthday??? Why don't I remember?? ”

"And do you remember what you just said??" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu and said.

"Of course I remember, I'm going to have to say more things that you like to hear in the future. If it's not what you like to hear, I will definitely not say ......it," Yuan Siyu hurriedly said.

"Hmm......" the girl nodded with satisfaction, "Yes, keep it ......"

"No problem...... Yuan Siyu was excited at that time. As long as you like to listen, no matter what you say, I dare to say it......"

"As long as I love to listen. No matter what you say, you dare to say it?? The girl looked at Yuan Siyu, couldn't help blinking her eyes, and asked.

"Of course......" Yuan Siyu's eyes showed a hint of remorse, and then nodded heavily, "I, Yuan Siyu, am a sincere person, I have never known how to deceive people, and people give the nickname Yuan Da honestly......"

"Well, it's actually the same thing to sing along, isn't it??" The corner of the girl's mouth showed a wicked smile and said.

"This ......" Yuan Siyu blinked his eyes, "It should be two different things, right??" It's rap or singing, and it shouldn't be mixed up......"

"Shouldn't it really be confused??" The girl's big eyes narrowed, "Really?? ”

"Actually, it's nothing to mix it up, rap and rap, talk and learn to sing, in fact, they are all related to a certain extent......" Yuan Siyu's small mouth pouted, this girl is really difficult to serve, and I don't know what Nie Canglong, the 2 goods, has the ability to serve, and she can serve this aunt.

"That's right, that's what I thought too...... "The girl clapped her hands vigorously, "You can sing if you can speak, so I'm going to let you sing a song "Wahaha", I don't know if you will disappoint me......"

"It's not good for me to sing "Wa Haha", I'm not a child's voice, I can't sing that feeling, or I'll invite your little apprentice and let your little apprentice sing to you??" Yuan Siyu felt very aggrieved pretending to be a grandson, but he didn't want to pretend to be a clown anymore.

"My little apprentice can't sing, don't you know, that little girl is too stupid......" The girl couldn't help but sigh and said.

"It's okay, she can't sing, I can teach her ......" Yuan Siyu patted her chest and said confidently.

"What??" The girl's little face pulled down, "Do you think your disciple's level is even higher than mine??" I can't teach it, but you can't teach it. ”

"How can it??" Yuan Siyu's face changed at that time, and Qiang Nu let out a flattering smile, "Aren't we in different positions??" You are her master, even if she can't learn, she can't bear to beat her, I'm different, if she can't, I'll be ruthless, I won't slap once, I won't slap twice, I won't slap four times three times, and so on, there will always be times when she will......"

"There is still a little truth in what you said...... the girl thought about it, and couldn't help but nodded, "The reason why the little girl can't learn is not because she is stupid, but because I am not ruthless enough and am reluctant to beat her......"

"That's right......" Yuan Siyu slapped his thigh, "Only a strict master can produce a high apprentice, and this apprentice is not born by himself." Of course, the harsher the better......"

"What you said sounded so reasonable to me??" The girl couldn't help but sigh, "You're just a roundworm in my stomach......"

"Hey, hey, hey......" Yuan Siyu smirked twice, and secretly pouted in his heart, if I were a roundworm in your stomach, I would have to turn your stomach upside down, make you stinky and beautiful, make you spirited, and let you bully people......

"Alas......" The girl sighed and glanced at Yuan Siyu. I'm afraid that Yuan Da Immortal doesn't know how to hate me in his heart, right? ? ”

"You have to ...... your conscience when you say this" Yuan Siyu heard the girl's words, and she wanted to cry at that time, pretending to wipe away her tears, "People can't wait to give you their hearts, how can you be so suspicious of others??" ”

"It's not that I suspect you,......" the girl couldn't help but sigh, "but your eyes flashed with a fierce light just now, look at that look, you can't hate me......"

"You must be hallucinating......" Yuan Siyu's heart suddenly burst out, but he couldn't admit it. My heart for you, heaven and earth can be seen, and the sun and moon can be ......"

"And then??" The girl blinked, "Did you swear a heavy oath later?" ”

"Uh......" Yuan Siyu's little face showed a hint of embarrassment. If you swear a vow or something, then it's not interesting, and generally speaking, this oath is made no matter how it is made. It's all lip service, and it would be naïve to take it seriously......"

"Are you saying I'm naïve??" The girl blinked and said.

"No......" Yuan Siyu shook his head vigorously. Being naïve and stupid are the same thing, who are you Qin Xiaojun?? How can it be naïve?? You're really pure......"

"Really??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "I actually think so......"

"Huh??" Yuan Siyu was happy at the time, "We are heroes who see the same thing......"

"Hmm......" the girl nodded, "It's true that heroes see things the same way, I always thought that people who couldn't sing "Wahaha" weren't good people, and you actually thought so too, right??" ”

"This ......" Yuan Siyu's head suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, dare to love and haven't forgotten this stubble? ?

"Did you say??" The girl's big eyes narrowed.

"Of course......" Yuan Siyu nodded violently, "We are both good people, we must both sing "Wahaha", or the two of us will sing a song "Wahaha" together......"

"No, no, no, although I can sing "Wahaha", but my voice is not good, it hurts when I sing, or you can come by yourself, I listen, which tune is not good, I can be a bystander, and give you advice......" The girl waved her hand and said.

"It seems that the two of us are really fated, right?" Yuan Siyu looked at Qin Xiaojun with a look of surprise, "As soon as I sing, my throat hurts, if I hadn't sacrificed my life to accompany the gentleman, I wouldn't have dared to say that I ......would sing with you just now."

"Do you have a sore throat??" The girl's eyebrows raised, "Isn't that hard to say??" I have a pair of throat medicine here, as long as you take it, you will never have a sore throat in the future......" As he spoke, he took out a small paper bag from his arms and shook it in front of Yuan Siyu, "What kind of smile and marriage are scattered, it has nothing to do with it, and it doesn't even ...... next to each other when you put it on."

"Since you have throat medicine, why don't you take it yourself??" A cold sweat broke out on Yuan Siyu's head, and his body involuntarily leaned back, subconsciously keeping a distance from this so-called throat medicine.

"It's not that you don't know......," the girl couldn't help but sigh, "The medicine I dispensed is all for you cultivators, ordinary people like me, it has no effect at all......

"Oh, according to you, if you get sick, you can't even cure it??" Yuan Siyu began to pout.

"That's not ......" The girl couldn't help but shake her head, "If I get sick, it can naturally be cured, as long as I prepare a pair of medicine to improve my physique, improve my physique, this so-called disease will be cured without medicine......"

"Then you can improve your physique...... Yuan Siyu blinked his eyes, "Actually, I happened to hear part of the whispers that the two of you said, if your physique improves, the thing you are worried about will not be a matter at all, and you can enjoy a beautiful married life with confidence and boldness in the future." ”

"You're eavesdropping on us??" The girl's little face turned red at that time, and she glared at Yuan Siyu with shame and anger, "Why are you so despicable??" ”

"What's despicable??" The corners of Yuan Siyu's mouth showed a smug smile, "It's not that you don't know how good my ears are, there are some words, I just don't want to listen to them, they all drill into my ears by themselves......"

"Despicable and shameless...... the girl looked at Yuan Siyu, her silver teeth creaking, "You will pay for it......"

"Let's not talk about the price or not, you better hurry up and improve your physique, otherwise, your little green snake has already eaten the marrow, I'm afraid that the desire will become stronger and stronger in the future, and when the time comes, in case he can't help but give you ...... You're going to die, you know?? Yuan Siyu pursed her lips, squinted at the girl, and said with a wicked smile.

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