I was struggling to get a reply from the class leader's confession, but I saw Gong Caicai carrying a backpack and walking towards the school gate with small steps.

As if looking forward to a savior, the squad leader ran over and said to Gong Caicai:

"Caicai, there are two things I haven't figured out about the reading comprehension in the English homework, you can teach me."

Gong Caicai said very strangely: "Class leader, your English score is obviously better than mine, right?" I've always asked you questions. ”

The squad leader said embarrassedly: "Anyway...... I suddenly can't figure it out today, so tell me about it! Let's chat! ”

Before I knew it, the squad leader and Gong Caicai came together and left me at a distance of 5 meters.

Gong Caicai seemed to see the strange relationship between me and the squad leader, and couldn't help but look at me secretly with seven points of timidity and three points of curiosity.

In the classroom, I saw Xiao Qin, who was full of energy and was studying seriously.

Of course, it's not a textbook but an extracurricular book, and the content seems to be called "The Dating Book", which is a book that teaches people how to make Lang comic dating, and Xiaoqin uses a cover with the words "Ideological Character" as a disguise.

How ironic! Xiaoqin, the book you are studying, the thinking is dirty, the moral character is corrupt, what is written in the line I saw casually - "Women will become easier to take off their clothes when they are drunk", this is simply a male-oriented guidance book!

"Confiscation!" I pulled the book out of Celery's hand, and Celery let out a slight protest, but that's about it.

She held out the children's watch on her left bowl to show me, which I had given her from Wu Sheng's "bequest" yesterday.

Because the strap is too tight, it may cause poor blood flow, but Xiaoqin insists on wearing it on her hand, and not only that, but whenever I raise my hand to look at the watch, she also imitates my movements, as if it is particularly interesting to do so.

"This is the watch that Ye Lin gave me," Xiaoqin said happily, "I will treat it as a family heirloom and pass it on from generation to generation!" ”

"That's a children's watch!" I said angrily, "You shouldn't have worn it in the first place, keep it for the next generation!" ”

Xiao Qin's eyes suddenly widened and she looked at me in shock, and after a few moments, two blush flew on her cheeks.

"Ye and Ye Lin are you saying that this watch should be left to our children?"

No, after thinking about it carefully, it is more reliable to leave it to Aunt Ren's children, that is, our younger brother or sister.

Xiaoqin looked at the blue sky and white clouds outside the window and began to use her imagination.

"My first child and Ye Lin's classmates, is it a boy or a girl?"

How many more are you going to have? What I'm more concerned about is whether Aunt Ren is now pregnant with a boy or a girl!

"I want the first child to be a boy, and when he learns to talk and walk, I'm going to let him deliberately get lost in front of the police station, and then I'll rush in and hug him and cry and say, 'Your dad and I are dying of anxiety -- that must be fun, right?'"

I mean your sister! Because the squad leader's desire is to be a police officer, do you want to deliberately use this method to anger her? Don't waste your police effort on such a boring thing!

At this time, Gong Caicai came to collect her homework, and Xiaoqin has always looked at her with bitter hatred for the existence of the towering mountains on her chest.

"Give me back, give me back, give me back ......"

Xiaoqin said behind Gong Caicai like a mantra, Gong Caicai trembled, and walked away with a stack of homework.

At the end of class, the members of the class basketball team were all doing shooting exercises on the court, only Niu Shili, who had a foot injury, was sitting depressed under the basketball hoop, and I suddenly remembered that Xiaoqin had forced He Ling to go on a date with Niu Shili this weekend.

Of course, He Ling didn't like this arrangement, and asked me what kind of girl Niu Shili hated and wanted to mess up the date.

Think about it, the squad leader was able to get out of danger on Friday, and Li Cunzhuang's recklessness was the main reason, but Tang Jiang's brick was also the key to victory, and the reason why I was able to contact Tang Jiang was due to He Ling's intelligence.

Therefore, I think I should help He Ling get rid of the date she doesn't like, and the twisted melon is not sweet.

So I rubbed next to Niu Shili with a ghostly heart, and talked to him very usually:

"Uh-huh, how are your feet recovering? Can I play in Wednesday's game? ”

"Can't participate! Are you satisfied? Niu Shili snorted.

I was a little embarrassed, "How can you say that?" You're the main force in our class! Let's step up our recovery and try to participate in the final of Zuihou! ”

Niu Shili twisted his eyebrows and didn't speak.

Directly asking Niu Shili what kind of girl he hates, it seems a little too direct, I said in a roundabout way:

"In last week's game, the girl cheerleaders in Class 6 were really harsh!"

Niu Shili still didn't talk.

"Actually, if you think about it, girls are really troublesome - what do you think is there about girls that you can't stand in particular?"

I think that by asking this question, I will probably get the answer He Ling wants.

Unexpectedly, Niu Shili subconsciously protected his chrysanthemum, turned his head to me and said loudly:

"No matter how annoying the girl is, I won't do it! Stay away from me! If you test me again, I'll call the police!" ”

Who is tempting you? I'm not that heavy, okay! Even if I really do it, Shen Shaoyi is more in line with my aesthetics! Not to mention Shu Zhe......

When I think of Shu Zhe, I don't feel a chill in my heart.

During the big recess, Shu Zhe and I met by chance on the playground, and the strange feeling from before still haunted me.

Shu Zhe didn't know what I was thinking, he chewed gum, as if he had come to show me his praise.

"Brother Ye Lin, I peeked at my sister's diary again!"

I impatiently asked, "What is written on it?" After a while, he remembered that Shu Zhe's behavior should be criticized, so he feigned anger and said, "Didn't I say that you are not allowed to peek at your sister's diary again?" ”

Shu Zhe smiled disappreciatively, "Brother Ye Lin, you are really not frank, you obviously want to know your sister's thoughts very much, don't you?" ”

He said and stretched out his hand to me: "100 yuan for intelligence, bring it." ”

"How's 50?" I bargained with him.

Shu Zhe looked at the sky with his eyes, "50 is fine, but then I can't guarantee that the information is true......"

No way, I especially want to know if the squad leader replied to me in his diary, I paid Shu Zhe 100 yuan, thinking that one day you have to earn this money back for me.

Shu Zhe habitually looked at the watermark of the banknote, and then said slowly:

"Although my sister no longer uses the diary with a combination lock, but uses a normal lock, as long as she is willing to take a risk, she can still find a chance to peek at the contents of the diary."

"After my long-term observation, my sister would write a diary at 10 o'clock every night, a fixed time slot. So, yesterday I deliberately knocked on my sister's room during this time, asked her for her homework, and deliberately dropped the ballpoint pen under the bed, so that when my sister bent down to pick up the ballpoint pen, I could take the opportunity to peek into the diary on my sister's desk! ”

It really seems to be a spy drama! No wonder Shu Zhe stretched out his hand and called the money I wanted "intelligence fee".

"Because I was nervous, I only had time to turn to the page that my sister was writing, Brother Ye Lin, do you know what my sister wrote in her diary?"

"I just don't know how to ask you! Hurry up and say, don't sell it! ”

"Hmph," Shu Zhe smiled incomprehensibly, "my sister only wrote one sentence: I want to go to the same high school." ”

"Huh? That's it? ”

To be honest, I was a little disappointed, I originally hoped that the class leader would write "Ye Lin will be a good husband" and "I want to give Ye Lin a child" This kind of shameful content is off the charts!

As a result, the squad leader's sentence is a little vague! "Want to go to the same high school"? Who do you want to go to the same high school as? What can I do after I get there? It's okay not to watch it, but after reading it, there are obviously more questions than before!

Shu Zhe looked at me with disdain and said, "Brother Ye Lin, why are you so stupid!" My sister said that she hoped to go to the same high school, and of course she was referring to you! My sister is very shy about this kind of thing, so I'm not going to give you an answer when I was in junior high school, and I won't agree to date you until I go to high school, and it's the same high school! ”

Regardless of whether Shu Zhe's interpretation is correct or not, he always feels that it is very difficult.

With my grades, it is impossible for me to be admitted to the same high school as the class president! So this is a complete rejection in disguise!

Seeing that I was stunned, Shu Zhe gave me an idea:

"Brother Ye Lin, in fact, if you want to go to the same high school as your sister, it's not so difficult!"

Huh? Could it be that you, as a good student, have any super tips for improving your academic performance quickly? My senior, do you want my junior to make up for me!?

"Brother Ye Lin, think backwards! No matter how hard you try, you can't catch up with your sister's grades, so find a way to make your sister's grades worse! ”

"What? How could Shusha have such a cheating brother as you! You can even think of such an idea!? ”

Shu Zhe patted the wallet in his pocket, "This is for the sake of the face of the intelligence fee, the advice that comes with it, Brother Ye Lin, you should be taught with an open mind!" My sister left the possibility of 'maybe starting a relationship with you in high school', which means that in junior high school, her defense against you is not invulnerable, and if you step up your offensive, it is still possible to advance the overall progress! ”

"Although there are occasional things that make academic performance change in love, but it doesn't apply to my sister, if you succeed in soaking your sister, she will take into account the wish of 'wanting to go to the same high school' written in her diary, and unconsciously maintain a similar grade level with you, so that the two of you are also together in high school - so that everyone will be happy!"

"Everybody's happy? Your sister could have been admitted to a key high school! If she is admitted to a regular school with me, it may affect her desire to enter the police academy in the future! ”

"What's so good about being a detective?" Shu Zhe said disdainfully, "It's dangerous and I make little money, I'm happy if my sister can't be a criminal policeman!" In my opinion, my sister should go to a talent competition like Super Girl, and a campus beauty pageant can also be, maybe she will become popular all of a sudden! Wouldn't Brother Ye Lin be able to get light in that way? ”

It's so beautiful! Can the two of us eat your sister's soft rice together? I'm not out of luck yet!

I gave him a chestnut chisel in response to Shu Zhe's ridiculous suggestion, and he walked away with some complaints.

I originally wanted to take the 50 condoms in my schoolbag and ask my father-in-law to pass them on.

As a result, Father-in-law Cao didn't come to class today because of diarrhea.

Fortunately, his home is very close to the school, so I had to go to his house for a trip during the lunch break.