"I ...... I've been ravaged by people......"

Xiong Yaoyue, who lost in the LOL game, walked in the middle of the brightly lit square in despair.

Passers-by heard Xiong Yaoyue say this kind of thing in a sad tone, and they couldn't help but cast suspicious glances.

"I'm really unwilling! Obviously, I played well at the beginning, and I grabbed the first head! ”

"Didn't you play well?" I tried to save Xiong Yaoyue from her depression.

"No, I'm playing well, even better than usual." Xiong Yaoyue said categorically, "I will lose because the opponent is too strong, there is such a master, but Miss Amy asked me to be the captain and let him receive the same salary as me, I am so ashamed!" ”

"Actually, Ren Peng is not ready to receive a salary." I told Xiong Yaoyue that Ren Peng's father was the principal of Qingzi School Park, but I didn't say that Ren Peng was still Xiaoqin's cousin.

"I see!" Xiong Yaoyue was shocked and suddenly realized, "Ren Peng's crit hit so much, it turned out that his character was better than mine!" ”

Hey, what did you realize? Where did you get your strange conclusions?

"Isn't it obvious!" Xiong Yaoyue said, "Because Ren Peng doesn't plan to receive a salary, he has reached the realm of no desire and no desire, and his character will naturally follow, anyway, he is higher than me who thinks about money every day!" ”

Actually, I don't think Xiong Yaoyue thinks about money every day, Ren Peng doesn't care about money because he is a rich second generation, what he cares about is the false name of the LOL god, and he hasn't reached the realm of no desire and no desire (and 3 minutes after a man masturbates, he can generally reach this realm).

Xiong Yaoyue clenched her left hand and hit the palm of her right hand, with a relieved expression of "no wonder I can't beat him".

"It seems that I will have to donate more money in the future!" Xiong Yaoyue held her chin and thought, "When the team is officially established, I will donate half of my salary first to see if my character will be improved!" ”

Xiong Yaoyue, who found the "solution" in an instant, had a happy smile on her face again, she was smiling, the small tiger teeth in her mouth were clearly visible, and the band-aids under her eyes were playful.

"Not only do I have to donate money, but I also want to learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds to save character! If the character goes up, the critical hit will become higher, and I will be able to avenge Ren Peng in the future! ”

Before she could finish speaking, she ran towards an old lady standing on the side of the road, as fast as a supersonic fighter.

"Grandma, do you want me to help you cross the street?"

The old lady was taken aback by Xiong Yaoyue, probably because she felt that she was enthusiastic and abnormal, and she was selling life insurance, so she hurriedly excused herself:

"No need, my legs and feet are still good, I can pass by myself."

The signal turned into a green light at this time, and the old lady was really old and strong, her little feet were fast, and she got rid of Xiong Yaoyue's entanglement with Ling Bo's slight steps.

Xiong Yaoyue didn't give up, and asked a white-bearded old man with a face full of vicissitudes: "Uncle, do you want to cross the street?" ”

The old man looked left and right, and said vigilantly: "I heard that someone has been studying with foreign countries recently, what kind of video of the whole person is being filmed on the street, little girl, you are the trust they found, right?" ”

Want to get critical hits from two old men...... No, Xiong Yaoyue, who has a character bonus, has returned.

"Alas, these monsters are so hard to farm!" Although I know that Xiong Yaoyue has no malicious intentions, I still use game terms to describe the old man and the old lady, and it still sounds wrong.

The hard work paid off, Xiong Yaoyue took a big turn in the square, and finally found a little boy about 6 or 7 years old standing under the street lamp, wearing suspenders, he howled and cried, "Mom~~~~" At a glance, he knew that he was separated from his mother.

"Ahh A wild bear child has appeared! Xiong Yaoyue's eyes lit up, her face was full of excitement, and she walked over with her arms and sleeves uncovered, and people who didn't know would think that she was going over to beat the child.

"Don't be sad, my sister will help you find your mother," Xiong Yaoyue smiled harmlessly and said to the little boy in her gentlest tone, "What does your mother look like and what color clothes does she wear?" ”

The little boy wiped his red eyes with his sleeve and said with great certainty, "My mother is a woman." ”

Nonsense! Your dad is still a man! The information you provide is as useless as Microsoft's help files! It's going to take a bit more work to find your mother!

I asked Xiong Yaoyue to accompany the little boy, and I was responsible for finding his mother, but Xiong Yaoyue urged me:

"You go home, it's enough for me here, if you stay, you'll take away my experience points!"

I really think this is the task of the game! After coming into contact with Ren Peng, who squats in the grass every day, your game addiction has an upward trend! Give me this energy to study!

Looking at the watch, it was already more than 8 o'clock, and if I went home now, I could still operate an online store for a while at night, so I waved goodbye to Xiong Yaoyue and the lost children (the children who had just stopped crying were scared and cried by me again), and I set foot on the way home.

After three steps and a turn around, when I walked to the edge of the square, I saw a young woman in a big red dress running under the street lamp, reuniting with her lost son, mother and son, and was constantly thanking Xiong Yaoyue.

Xiong Yaoyue put her hand on the back of her head embarrassedly, and at the same time smiled happily, I seemed to see the shining text "Character +1, Experience +255, Crit +1%" on the top of her head.

After that, she made persistent efforts and went to pick up other people's littered plastic bottles and threw them into the trash, but was mistaken for a competitor by an old lady who was picking up waste.

Later, the old lady was inspired to domesticate a wandering dog to help her pick up bottles, and became a popular figure in the waste picking world for a while, and was interviewed on TV.

Putting aside Xiong Yaoyue, who was crazy about brushing experience points, I didn't get home until nearly 9 o'clock, but I found that there were three plates of stir-fried vegetables on the table, all sealed with plastic wrap, Su Qiao sat on the sofa, it seemed that he hadn't eaten yet, and he had to wait for me to come back to eat together.

Why do you look like a little daughter-in-law who goes to spend all day drinking and drinking, but keeps the empty room alone! I'm just your temporary landlord, don't get me wrong!

"You're back," Su Qiao greeted me, "I'll use the microwave to heat up the dishes." ”

Although I was already full at Amy's, Su Qiao waited for me for hours, and I couldn't help it, so I had to reluctantly eat a little more on the table.

"Don't wait for me next time, eat first when you're hungry."

I instructed Su Qiao, and she lowered her eyebrows and nodded slightly.

Su Qiao is always prone to show a gesture of obedience, as if she is the kind of spring that will not bounce back when squeezed to the limit, inducing the "S" part of my personality (Ai Shuqiao's intentions are sinister).

After dinner, while running an online store, I put on headphones and played back today's eavesdropping recording, but there was no valuable information, not even many voices, Su Qiao seemed to have gone out in the afternoon.

However, two days ago, a new customer who ordered an inflatable doll from me, after receiving the goods, called me, although I think that the inflatable doll called "Nancy" looks scary like an alien, but there are customers with heavy tastes who are willing to buy it, and solve our inventory backlog problem, or warmly welcome.

I remembered that there were more than 50 condoms in my house that were about to expire.

These Durex Ice and Fire Condoms are all loose pieces (without a box) that are given by dealers when purchased in large quantities, plus this product is relatively alternative, and some people are soft as soon as they wear it, so that it does not sell well.

Looking at the date carefully - there is still a month before the expiration date - my dad will never continue to sell expired condoms, and neither will I, so in the spirit of making the best use of them, I put these condoms in a black plastic bag, and planned to take them to school tomorrow for my father-in-law to pass on to his father.

The person I know who consumes the most condoms is Director Cao (ZJ Maniac, and he also personally "test drives" the ** actress), giving these condoms to him can at least reduce his chance of getting STDs!

On Monday morning, the air was crisp, cool and breezy and the weather was rare and good.

Before I could get to the main entrance of the school, I ran into the class leader who came out of the bicycle shed.

I instantly thought that on Friday night, I said "I like you" to the squad leader through Li Cunzhuang's mouth, and I have been waiting for the squad leader to give me an answer for the past two days.

"Shusha—"

"Ye Lin—"

The two of us shouted each other's names at the same time, and at the same time stopped trying to wait for the other to say first, and the scene became quite awkward for a while.

"Friday night...... "I plucked up the courage to break the silence.

"On Friday night, I shouldn't have taken Xiao Zhe out for a run," the squad leader shifted the topic away in two by two, "Thanks to you calling a helper over, we can be safe, xiexie." ”

"No thanks, I was the one who caused the trouble. Say ...... Friday night."

I'd like to get back to the nitty-gritty.

"That bald head on Friday night is the guy we met in the alley before, right?" The squad leader asked knowingly, "This kind of scum, I only hit him with stones, it's too cheap for him." ”

"Zhao Guangtou will not give up, and he still has companions, Shusha, you have to be careful when you go out in the future!"

I deliberately didn't call her "squad leader", implying that what we were talking about was not the working relationship between the squad leader and the sports committee, but the relationship between two independent individuals, the relationship between a man and a woman.

The squad leader took a completely ignorant attitude towards my hints, "Now that I think about it, even if I become a criminal police officer with a gun in the future, there will be times when I run out of bullets and the gun jams, so in order to defend myself, I bought darts and a standard plate in the supermarket yesterday, and I did a little training, which is quite easy to use." ”

Huh? Is this going to take the route of Xiao Li's flying knife? Although it is a good thing for the squad leader who is targeted by the bad guys, the increase in combat effectiveness is a good thing, but I always feel that my back is cold! Could it be that from now on, the equipment that the squad leader used to end my sinful life was not only a shotgun, but also a throwing knife?

No, it's not about this matter that I'm going to care about today, I want a reply to my confession!

So I said again, "Friday night......"

"The guy named Tang Jiang on Friday night, although he helped, pestered me to ask if I had a sister, and Shu Zhe seemed to be afraid of him too - he was a gangster, right? Ye Lin, don't have too much to do with him in the future. ”

"Tang Jiang, he has changed his ways...... Probably. "I realized that the squad leader had once again bypassed the topic.

Surely an indirect confession will not be answered? Do I have to be a real man, at the school gate, and say "I like you" to the class president again?