On the street of City B, a very handsome man in fat pants and undershirts squatted on the side of the road eating shaved ice, babbling and not knowing what he was talking about.

"Sigh~" The man casually spat on the ground, making a few girls who had just peeked at him immediately turn their heads away in disgust.

The Dead Jade Emperor just threw Lao Tzu down, and he didn't talk about it at all.

After eating the shaved ice, the man magically took out half a watermelon from behind him and chewed it in a big gulp.

Okay, you are a queen mother, and you don't talk about talking for Lao Tzu, it's really inside and out.

Because he was in such a hurry to eat, the man seemed to be stuck in his throat by watermelon seeds, and he coughed so much that tears were about to flow out.

This kid has good stamina, and he squats here every day to scold the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, and it's been three days. Howling Dog Road.

It's a real donkey, it's good to be alive, but it's not satisfied.

Alas, man is always an animal that is not contented. Linglu expressed his feelings.

This man whose appearance and temperament are completely incompatible is the Niu Zhuzhu who was "sent" to the Nether by the Jade Emperor.

Fortunately, Rulan arrived in time at that time, fortunately, Rulan interceded for Niu Shuzhu, and fortunately, Niu Shuzhu spent all his energy on greeting meat pu and meat balls, and did not say anything to cause trouble for himself.

In addition, the Jade Emperor was in a good mood, the Queen Mother was also in a good mood, and the two of them still remembered some old feelings, so Niu Xuanzhu got a more fair verdict.

The immortal position was retained, but he was left without pay. To put it bluntly, it is to work for nothing and not be paid.

The magic weapon was saved, but most of it was deposited with the Queen Mother, and when it was used, it should not be applied for more than two pieces at a time. To put it bluntly, the house is yours and the land is the country.

The most important thing is that his life was saved, but the Jade Emperor gave Niu Xuanzhu a chance to make meritorious contributions, a task named "Farewell" - to find the Queen Mother's pearl earrings. To put it bluntly, it is to let the cow bolt pillar and the fairy world "say goodbye".

I don't know if Niu Xuanzhu will meet the four heavenly kings of the "eternal" mission in the Nether one day, if they can, they will definitely become good friends, and maybe they can form a special combination - SJ.

SJ, of course, is not a super-junior, but a super-joke (daxiao) combination.

Isn't it very in line with the possibility that they will be able to return to the fairy world, because that is a joke.

It has been three full days since Niu Zhuzhu returned to the world, and he has also scolded the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother for three days.

In fact, according to Niu Xuanzhu's character, he shouldn't have resented the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother so much, it's all because the Jade Emperor is too immoral in doing things, and he always likes to make some small moves, not only does not give wages and task funds, but also makes Niu Xuanzhu unable to return to his home.

Weishenme can't go home? Speaking of this, it made Niu Shuzhu angry.

The following is an excerpt from the diary written by Niu Bolt Pillar lying under the overpass on the first day of the netherworld: Why is the work of this TM fairy world so unrigorous, my appearance has all changed, weishenme is not like 007 to give me a new identity, not the rich second generation, at least a star.

Well, it's not easy to get a new identity, I can understand it, and I put up with it when it's still a four-square-meter home, but it's always right to change your ID photo. That's good, as soon as I entered the house today, a neighbor called the police, and I was almost arrested as a thief.

And the neighbors who don't usually talk to me, what do you think of these neighbors who have a sense of justice and no brains, are there such handsome thieves as me? Besides, how can a thief break into a house and steal in front of so many people in broad daylight? Even if you are bold, but in your own room, it is said that the dangerous house has lifted it, the door panel is swaying with a casual cough, the wind is blowing above level four, and the load-bearing walls are flying all over the house, which blind thief can look at it? - End of diary.

In fact, on the first day, Niu Shuzhu stood on the most prosperous pedestrian street and pointed at God with his middle finger to scold. The scolding was called a wind and water, the wind and clouds changed color, and the wind and rain were mixed, so that passers-by covered their ears because they couldn't listen to it.

Of course, the wind and rain were done by the Jade Emperor who sent the Dragon King, if it weren't for Niu Xuanzhu standing on the busiest street in City B, Lei Gongdian was not easy to aim, maybe the Jade Emperor would have a murderous heart.

Even so, Niu Xuanzhu didn't scold for long, and the people's police in City B appeared in time after hundreds of people called the police, and directly took him to the police station and squatted for a whole afternoon.

During his detention, the police uncles conducted a thorough search of Niu Zhuzhu, and after making sure that his family could not be reached and he did not have much money on him, the police panicked and had to report the situation to the chief.

Next, Niu Xuanzhu saw that the three policemen in the house had put down their work and desperately contacted the city's neurology hospitals.

At that time, Niu Xuanzhu was very nervous, desperately shouting that he was not a neurotic, nor was he a petitioner, but no one paid attention to him at all, and City B said that he was not a neurotic too much.

Fortunately, the life in City B is extremely stressful, and the incidence of neuropathy remains high, resulting in no beds in the city's neurological hospitals.

For the sake of this serious "case", the director of the police station personally organized an internal meeting, and finally under huge financial pressure (that is, the police station cannot raise cattle in vain), the director specially approved the case and released him in the dead of night.

After this lesson, Niu Xuanzhu changed his strategy, and could only scold silently in his heart, who made him afraid of the police and doctors since he was a child.

Niu Zhuzhu Diary: Police and doctors, are the two most powerful professions on Shijie, one of them represents the law, the other represents death, the police can restrict your freedom, doctors can control your life and death, I long for freedom, and I also want to take life and death into my own hands, so I am most afraid of police and doctors.

Ever since he was arrested by the police, Niu Zhuzhu's heart has been uneasy.

Now the anti-terrorism situation in City B can be described as a goose plucking, like a blind stream like himself whose appearance and ID card do not match, it is estimated that any security guard has the right to collapse first and then ask, this is not a joke.

Under the reminder of the fairy pets, Niu Xuanzhu checked the Internet and found that the country is still very considerate of the people, and in the case of plastic surgery like him, the photo on the ID card can still be changed through formal channels, which makes Niu Xuanzhu see hope.

At the same time, he also found that the respondents to this question on the Internet were very enthusiastic, and also provided a list of specific processes and relevant supporting materials, which made Niu Zhuzhu's hope a little greater.

But! When he sees hundreds of specific steps; When he was surprised to find that he needed to provide more than 30 kinds of supporting materials, he finally learned the fact that if he wanted to do this, it would be easier for him to follow the appearance on the ID card.

At the same time, Niu Zhuzhu deeply felt that the country's war on terror would definitely be won, because terrorists who want to infiltrate a country with such a complete system need more manpower and material resources than the 911 impact, and it is even more impossible to forge a citizenship.

In view of the above circumstances, our Niu Xuanzhu can only express his hatred for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother with angry scolding in his heart and whispering in his mouth, and at the same time, he must always be careful not to be accidentally killed by the anti-terrorist operation, and even the uncle who sees the car must stay away with a smiling face.

Finally spit out the watermelon seeds stuck in his throat, Niu Zhuzhu's mood was very depressed, and there was really a feeling of falling from the sky.

In front of his eyes, Chang'e appeared, countless magic weapons appeared, and seven fairies appeared, and finally froze on Rulan's body, even if he was a special person with a dull nerve, after three days of warmth and coldness, two drops of salty water instinctively flowed from his eyes.

"Rulan's wife, where are you?" The bull bolt lamented.

"Here you go." A gentle voice came, like a very blue orchid.

Niu Bolt raised his head violently and almost hugged it.

Fortunately, he didn't, because the person who came was not Rulan, but a girl with a melon seed face, long hair, and eyes full of kindness.

The girl didn't seem to expect that this well-dressed person would have such a delicate face, and her face turned red the moment they looked at each other.

"Uh, that, I've also been stuck in the throat by a fish bone, it's very uncomfortable, give you water, it will be more comfortable to drink." The girl lowered her head and handed over an unopened bottle of mineral water.

Then, perhaps thinking that she was too abrupt, the girl put the water on the ground without waiting for the cow bolt to take the water bottle and ran away.

"Third Middle School?" Niu Xuanzhu read the words on the back of the girl's school uniform, and his heart seemed to move.

This girl must have seen her incessant cough, so she rushed to buy water, what a kind girl.

"Yo, Nongfu Spring, hurry up and taste it, isn't it a little sweet." The next moment, Niu Zhuzhu's attention shifted to the mineral water.