Clicking on the link in the list of merits and viewing the specific description of the 5A merits of the Niu Bolt Pillar, Rulan could only sigh in her heart that she was really a fool and a fool.

This otaku was the world-famous negative man Li Jia before the tenth generation, Du Shi Niang made a curse when he was angry and sank the treasure chest, so that Li Jia would be poor for generations from now on, and he couldn't even touch the tips of a woman's fingers! As a woman who has worked hard all her life, her experience made the matchmaker cry, and after taking Du Shi Niang's treasure chest as a reward, the matchmaker really deleted the marriage book, so that Li Jia could not touch a woman forever.

It's no wonder that Li Jia Weishenme has been defeated repeatedly on the road to meeting netizens, and has encountered the best of all the best.

Today's girl really didn't plan to come out to meet, but because of the vomit of Niu Shuzhu, she changed her mind and broke the record in the marriage book, which made Jihua unable to catch up with the change, and the matchmaker calculated that the girl would not go out to see the otaku, but she would never be counted as an outlier in the Three Realms, so she could only watch the storyline on the marriage book automatically modified into another flower and cow dung.

"It's really unreasonable, a rice bucket, can spit out a five-A merit if you can vomit and vomit, which makes us desperately catch monsters every day." Rulan depressedly threw the merit book on the clouds.

"Rulan's wife, don't be angry, don't forget, I'm a Gongde Immortal, and this merit book will be our own family in the future, don't you just do what you want." Niu Zhu Zhu asked for haode said.

Rulan thought about it and felt that it was rare for Niu Zhuzhu to say a reasonable word.

"Cut, I won't cheat, my merits are real, you just don't miss my merits and ensure that my merits are correctly rated."

"Yes, wife!" Niu Zhuzhu saluted.

After reading the merit book, Niu Xuanzhu began to check the incense statistics table again, and he knew what it meant to be able to make a fortune while sitting.

"Good guy, I have only heard of pies falling from the sky before, but now I know that these immortals live by throwing pies into the sky by people on the earth." Niu Shuzhu exclaimed.

"This is after the Western church has robbed many believers." Rulandau, "Fortunately, there are more and more rich people now, and the richer they are, the more bad things they do, the more unsteady their hearts are, and it is not easy to sleep well, so they can only burn incense and worship the Buddha, and donate incense money to buy peace of mind." ”

"Isn't there one kind of pillow that treats sleeplessness? High-tech products. "The cow bolted the pillar.

"You also said that the boss who sold pillows couldn't sleep by himself, and he almost worshipped all the gods he could." Rulan said disdainfully, "What kind of high technology, I haven't heard of others, overbelieving in science is also a kind of superstition." ”

Niu Zhuzhu Diary: What happened to the people now? The engineer who built the high-speed rail swore that he would never take the high-speed rail, the car seller did not drive his own brand of car, the developer did not live in the real estate developed by himself, the medicine did not take medicine, and even the boss who sold the pillow that could not sleep could not sleep himself, all of them were fake.

"It's too corrupt, it's too corrupt...... "Niu Shuzhu shook his head as he flipped over.

"You are envious, jealous and hateful, plus pink eye." Rulan pokes the nature of the bull bolt column.

In fact, Rulan is also very jealous, a little fairy like her has no temple of her own at all, and there is no so-called incense money sharing, she can only rely on the salary of the heavenly court, that is, she can only eat the rest of others, how can she feel good in her heart? Besides, there are only a few immortals now, and the red and purple ones are just the God of Wealth, the old moon, the Queen Mother, Guanyin Bodhisattva and the Buddha. Otherwise, why did Lao Tzu fail to apply for a contract?

"Wow, is that number real?" The bullbolt barked.

"Do you dare not be so surprised?" Rulan looked at the cow bolt pillar with disdain.

"This TM God of Wealth is also too profitable, and the most incense of others is seven figures, but this guy is actually eight figures." The cow bolt pillar said angrily.

"Is there anything strange about that? Those who don't want to be rich, and those who don't want to be rich. ”

"This God of Wealth is the most unsomething, other gods earn the money of the rich, he even earns the money of the poor, I have worshiped him more than once, and in the end he is also a poor bastard." Niu Shuzhu scolded.

"Don't be shameless, others ask God to go to the temple to burn incense, I guess you are lying on the bed, looking at the roof and talking about it, is that also called worshipping Buddha? There is no sincerity at all. ”

"I, I'm sincere, don't you say that sincerity is spiritual?"

"You're a ghost with sincerity, and besides, how much incense is sincerity worth?" Rulan said disdainfully.

"It turns out that the current immortals are so shili, fortunately, every morning when I wake up and find that I am still poor, I scold the God of Wealth as soon as possible, and it is not a loss."

"Just like you, I don't want to get rich in my life, the God of Wealth holds the most grudges, you dare to scold him, no wonder the poor are left to sing the gourd baby theme song." Rulan sighed and said in affirmation.

"What does this have to do with the gourd baby?"

"Jingle bell, ding bell." Rulan said with a smile.

"Oh no, it's broken!" Niu Zhuzhu suddenly slapped his head, startling Rulan.

"If you talk nonsense, I'll kill you!" Rulan said ruthlessly.

"It's broken, it's broken, I used to scold the God of Wealth every day, won't I win the lottery ticket?"

"Heh, you've learned how to buy lottery tickets? Take it out and I'll take a look. Rulan curiously stretched out her hand to ask for a lottery ticket.

"Well, I actually bought ten more, if I guessed correctly, there is only a wall left in your house that has not been sold."

"I hate it, it's like I'm dead~ I know and ask." The cow bolt pillar twisted the road.

"I advise you to throw it away as soon as possible, I can tell you for sure, this is a piece of waste paper now, and there is not enough material to wipe your butt." Rulan laughed gloatingly.

"No, what if you get hit."

Niu Xuanzhu didn't dare to say that he had borrowed a huge amount of money from Xiao Tao'er, and he used his body as collateral, and his hope was all on this lottery ticket.

"You are your little brother when you are the God of Wealth, don't say that you scold him every day, even if you burn incense every day to make offerings to him, if you can win, I will give you what you want."

Rulan's words and Xiao Tao'er's words are surprisingly consistent, and it sounds a little harsh in Niu Zhuzhu, thinking that the immortals have millions of incense money in a quarter after doing nothing, I really can't wait to tear up the incense statistics table.

The more you look at the incense statistics table, the more angry you are, and the more angry you are, the more you look at the incense statistics table. Just looking at it, he suddenly felt happy again.

Incense statistics table, yes, with it, the God of Wealth is not obediently a little brother for himself, shining shoes? The bullbolt pillar had a flash of inspiration.

"Rulan's wife, do you count? Can I really do anything if I get hit? ”

"Of course, as long as you can win, you can do anything~"

"Okay, I bought this lottery ticket for real value!" Niu Shuzhu said confidently.

What is the combination of wealth and color, this lottery ticket in your hand is the real weapon of wealth and color, the following depends on whether the God of Wealth is on the road, once you succeed you must touch the jade pu and the jade group, not the kind of clothes.

"Okay, stop dreaming, it's okay to read the merit book and the incense statistics table, right? No problem give it to me and I'll take it back. Rulan looked at Niu Zhuzhu with a look of thinking, which was really angry and funny.

"No! This is my job, as a Gongde Immortal Monarch and an incense messenger, I must be conscientious and responsible, these two books are put here first, and I can only sign them after careful inspection. Niu Xuanzhu said and put the two books into his arms.

"Why are you so troublesome, you can't even read all the words in it, and you can't figure out those accounts for the rest of your life, what kind of effort are you." Rulan was dissatisfied.

"The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow for you, if you don't have anything to do, you can go back first, just send me back to the yard just now, I learn Lei Feng to do good things from the beginning to the end, and it is really not like saying hello to disappear." Cattle bolt pillar road.

His time is very short, he must hurry up to contact the God of Wealth, otherwise the lottery ticket will expire.

Jade Emperor, you old thing, do you think I will be defeated so easily, hmph, when Lao Tzu contacts the God of Wealth, Lao Tzu will turn over! When the time comes, Lao Tzu will hug left and right in the Nether Realm, enjoy endless human bliss, and you off!