I felt a strong sense of irony at Professor Bai's selection of "Bandaged Fist", "Double-barreled Shotgun", "Melon", and Big Bad Wolf as Xiaoqin, the squad leader, Gong Caicai, and my chat avatar.

Then, in order to shirk responsibility, Professor Bai told me that these avatars were not chosen by himself, but were similar icons that were automatically searched on the Internet by a causal calculation program based on the information in the database.

So, the causal program thinks I'm similar to the big bad wolf, and Gong Caicai is similar to the melon?

Although Xiaoqin and the squad leader can indeed be summed up briefly with fists and shotguns......

"Weishenme only these three people?" I obviously didn't count Professor Bai as an administrator.

Professor Bai shrugged at me, "Because this is only a beta version, and due to intelligence limitations, the causal calculation program can only ensure that the simulation results of these three people will not deviate too much from the normal value." ”

"Is that really the case?" I was skeptical of Professor Bai's rhetoric, "By tapping my phone and text messages for a long time, you have more information than that, right?" What about Pooh, for example? It's Xiong Yaoyue, she talks to me on the phone and text a lot, weishenme didn't simulate her? ”

Of course, it's weird that Amy wasn't simulated, but since this app is called "Heartbeat Q&A", which has an unclear relationship with the love game "Heartbeat Memories", I'm embarrassed to ask Weishenme if there is no Amy, otherwise it will seem like I want to fall in love with my sister.

Professor Bai's face showed a look of embarrassment, "Regarding Pooh's information, the causal calculation program has indeed collected a lot, but after calculation and analysis, it has not explored the law of this girl's thinking, and it is difficult to simulate it......"

What do you mean? Does this mean that Pooh's head is too funny, and the causal calculation program that claims to be able to predict the future of mankind cannot be simulated?

If you want to accurately simulate Pooh, it is estimated that Professor Bai needs to attach an artificial stomach to the causal calculation program.

After installing the app, I couldn't wait to try it out, but I was a little embarrassed to be in front of Professor Bai.

On second thought, what's so embarrassing? Anyway, "Heartbeat Q&A" can only get the result through cloud computing, and what I entered on the client side, Professor Bai can find it on the server database, and I can't hide it from him at all.

Thinking of this, he clicked on the melon avatar and asked a question to the virtual Gong Caicai: "What is your three measurements?" ”

To be clear, I don't mean to be rogue, but I try to make the question as unexpected as possible, otherwise it would be too cheap to calculate causality.

In short, I'm definitely not a hooligan!

Gong Caicai's melon avatar jumped, and cloud computing simulated her most likely answer to this question:

(I don't dare to look at you): "Mom won't let me tell the boy the measurements data, so I'm sorry...... Please forgive me! ”

Huh? There are also character actions in parentheses! It's like a playbook! This answer seems to be very in line with Gong Caicai's character.,Will the real Gong Caicai answer the same way? Shall I check that later?

Molestation (?) After finishing the virtual palace Caicai, I began to tease the virtual squad leader with my hands:

"Didn't you say that when I came back from Cuisong Mountain alive, I would marry me? How can talking not count? ”

As a result, I typed too fast, and typed "Cui Songshan" as "on the toilet", making the sentence "Didn't you say that if I came back from the toilet alive, you would marry me?" How can talking not count? ”

The squad leader's double-barreled shotgun avatar was silent for ten seconds before it jumped and gave me a response:

(squinting with contempt): "You won't die when you go to the toilet, it just proves that you can take care of yourself in life, and when did I promise you that kind of thing!" ”

I'll it! The simulation degree is so high! However, this simulated squad leader didn't seem to know that I had a viral heart attack, and there was not too much maternal concern in his words.

It is no wonder that since the information "I have a heart attack" was not collected by Professor Bai in the database, the causal calculation program naturally did not take this factor into account when simulating the response.

But it's a lot of fun! It's so much fun! I can't stop at all!!

Ignoring Professor Bai's intriguing gaze, I continued to ask an important question to the virtual Xiaoqin: "Where did you hide my big brother Optimus Prime?" ”

Without waiting too much, Xiaoqin's fist avatar immediately jumped and gave me the answer:

(shy, and began to undress): "Ye Lin, that...... Isn't it okay to replace me? ”

Your sister! Fang believes in your sister! Professor Bai, your sister! How dare you simulate Xiaoqin so H! I have a feeling that someone I know is being used by someone else as the protagonist of an H novel!

But if you think about it, it seems that Xiaoqin really did this kind of behavior, and it was really when I asked her to return Optimus Prime......

Cold sweat flows! The causal program is horrible! No wonder Sook Joe wants to get it! If this thing gathers enough information, it can provide no less advice than a presidential think tank! The three stinkers are also Zhuge Liang! The causal calculation program relies on the huge amount of logical judgment that can be completed every second, which is equivalent to 10 million Zhuge Liang! The electricity consumed in the calculation is equivalent to the meal cost of 10 million Zhuge Liang!

"Prime Minister, you can eat too, right?"

Zhang Fei saw that the wine and meat on the table were all rushed to eat by Zhuge Liang, and complained with a dissatisfied face.

Shu eventually died due to lack of food.

Later generations commemorated this event and said: "Prime Minister Prime Minister, I have no food, three-year-old Guan Ru, I am willing to take care of ......"

I didn't have enough of playing and I wanted to continue playing, but a dialog box popped up on the screen: "You have run out of questions today, please ask questions again tomorrow (there is no limit to questions asked by administrators)." ”

"Hey! It's still a limit! I pinched my phone and complained to Professor Bai, "I switched my phone to backdoor mode in order to play this, so you can't be generous?" ”

Professor Bai coughed, "That...... The large-scale computer loaded with the causal calculation program is already quite power-hungry, and it also has to transmit a large amount of process data to the supercomputer we rent, and the rental fee of the supercomputer is the cheapest is $1,000 per hour, and we have to consider the operating cost! ”

"Cut," I pursed my lips, "so I can only ask questions three times a day?" ”

"It's not three times," Professor Bai said solemnly, "You only have one chance to ask questions every day, and you refresh it on time at zero o'clock, and today's three times are an extra discount for you." Please remember to run "Heartbeat Q&A" once a day in the future, and ask a question that interests you, because the opportunity to ask a question once a day will not be accumulated, and there is no need to expire and invalidate the day......"

I understand! That's similar to League of Legends' daily first win bonus! Professor Bai gave me this app because he wanted me to switch my phone to backdoor mode at least once a day! Because "Heartbeat Q&A" can only be run when it is in backdoor mode!

I was itching with hatred, and Professor Bai said:

"If you feel that there are too few opportunities to ask questions once a day, it's not impossible to increase the number of times, as long as you turn on "Heartbeat Q&A" and let it run continuously for three hours, you will be given an extra chance to ask a question, that is, if you ensure that "Heartbeat Q&A" is running all day, you can get an additional 8 chances, what a bargain......"

Where's the festival! Online time for rewards, you are simply a marketing method for third-rate online games! If I hang "Heartbeat Q&A" all day long, I will inevitably let my mobile phone be in backdoor mode all day long, and I will be monitored by you all the time! And after I ran out of questions, I could only chat with Professor Bai as an administrator when I was bored, and maybe more information would be revealed in the chat, which is exactly what you wanted, right!?

Sure enough, it was a weasel who gave the chicken a New Year's greeting, and Professor Bai didn't have a good heart to install this app for me!

However, this app is really weird and interesting, I don't want to delete it, so I just go back and let Dr. Yu check it out, and if there are no other pitfalls, I only switch to the backdoor mode once a day, ask a question and have fun, and then switch back to safe mode!

In order to encourage me to use the backdoor mode more, Professor Bai not only installed the app for me, but also told me that they would pay for the phone bills and Internet traffic generated by the backdoor mode, so that I would not have to worry about turning on the remote video monitoring function.

Nonsense! If you don't bear the cost, the 3G Internet traffic generated after turning on the video monitoring can directly scare me into a heart attack, and I will die!

After bribing me with "Heartbeat Q&A" and traffic fees, Professor Bai began to tell me about the strategy of fighting Ai Shuqiao.

"First of all, Dr. Yu is the object of our struggle, he only works under Ai Shuqiao for scientific research funding, he does not recognize Ai Shuqiao's philosophy, and even a little bit of the naivety of scientific research - he does not even take the opportunity to give you the opportunity to modify the mobile phone, turn the so-called security mode into his own bugging, and provide you with a clean system."

Ah, I was really negligent, if it was due to Ai Shuqiao's order, it was possible that Dr. Yu would have left a back door for himself when he modified the phone, but he didn't do that? How did Professor Bai come up with this judgment?

Professor Bai quickly answered my question: "Heartbeat Q&A" comes with a system self-test function, which sends the detected data to the causal calculation program, and after inspection, it finds nothing suspicious.

It's really cunning! Knowing that I won't allow you to thoroughly inspect my phone, can you use this hand to check if Dr. Yu's safe mode is clean? What a cunning opponent I have to be more careful!

"It's not hard to win over Dr. Yu at all," I told Professor Bai, "and Dr. Yu is a money-seeker, and although the money is used for research and not for personal pleasure, it doesn't make much difference to us." Haven't you already cheated a lot of money out of your cult? Why don't you just stuff the money to Dr. Yu and buy him directly? ”

Professor Bai, who had always been confident before, suddenly blushed a little, and said, "I'm sorry, we haven't cheated so much money for the time being, but we will continue to work hard!" ”