There is a middle-aged uncle in the Lingxiao Hall who is wearing a sweatshirt and big pants, just the gray wolf on the sweatshirt is already very weird, and the beautiful sheep and sheep wielding a frying pan on the big pants make it difficult to guess this person's mentality.

Copycat pirate owners, please have a snack, this will mislead children.

If I didn't say it, you would not have thought that this white and fat uncle was the real version of the Jade Emperor, and his stable life over the years had made him the second most pot-bellied Maitreya Buddha.

At this time, the Jade Emperor was holding Erlang's legs, throwing his slippers, humming the "big sedan chair", reviewing the music sent by the gods from all walks of life, and his slippers were kneeling red wolves begging for mercy.

Scheming people can see at a glance that this dress is the Jade Emperor's fixed wear in a particularly depressed situation, whenever he has an internal conflict with the Queen Mother, he will wear this dress without exception, and then stay alone in the Lingxiao Palace, relying on the review of the chapter to calm his mood.

As for the length of time to calm down, it depends on how many scratches there are on his body and how heavy they are.

There are mostly some words that praise virtue, and no matter how beautiful the words and metaphors of the divine pen are used, after being used repeatedly for tens of thousands of years, the Jade Emperor feels the same taste as chewing wax.

He had long been aesthetically tired of these compliments, so he only symbolically looked at two lines in most of the movements, and then wrote a big reading on the zuihou of the music.

It is said that this method of grading and reading the chapters has been accidentally spread to the world, and has been imitated by countless hard-working gardeners, and it mostly appears in winter and summer vacation homework, students write for a month, and teachers write a "reading", so that many students are no longer ashamed of plagiarism, in their words, it is good not to copy the whole book and hand it in.

Here I want to shout: please respect the labor of students, otherwise don't ask students to respect you, plagiarism is also a kind of labor!

interpolated the narrative to cry out for the grievances of hundreds of millions of oppressed students.

There was a teacher who suddenly received a call from a student at ten o'clock in the middle of the night, and the sleepy-eyed teacher subconsciously pressed the answer button.

"Hey, is it a teacher?"

"Yes, what's the matter with you?"

"Did you sleep?"

"Of course I slept, what's the matter with calling so late?"

"It's okay, I just want to tell you: Lao Tzu TM is still doing his homework!"

The resolute hang-up echoed in the teacher's ears......

End of interjection.

If the Jade Emperor has an honor worthy of the name, it must be the title of the first place in the annual fairy calligraphy competition, because every time the Jade Emperor's hundred "reading" drawings are deservedly the first, this honor is thanks to his diligent practice every day, and he continues to get it all year round.

Compared with the boredom of most of the movements, the Jade Emperor was still able to find some shining points from the many movements, and most of these highlights came from some small reports and complaints, and these were the purpose of the Jade Emperor's review of the movements, to satisfy his nature of three eight plus Ji Po.

Just when the Jade Emperor was about to enter a half-asleep and half-awake state, a magpie co-branded piece of music lifted the Jade Emperor's spirit.

bixia：

This recital is my thousands of magpies jointly sued, we are waiting for thousands of deaths to enter this statement, although I am afraid of provoking Bixia's anger and punishment, there is nothing to look back, just because we are really unbearable.

According to the order of Bixia, I am equal to the seventh day of July every year in Tianhe to build a magpie bridge for the Cowherd and the Seven Princesses (Weaver Girl) to gather, and in recent years, after each Qixi Festival, there are always a large number of bone and flesh compatriots in my magpie fractures, muscle strain, and every year, plus the killing of human beings, my magpie clan has been seriously insufficient, and even threatened the reproduction of my magpie lineage, this matter can no longer be delayed, otherwise the next time I will speak for the soul of thousands of magpies.

In view of the above situation, I, the magpie clan, implore Bixia to severely punish the human bird hunters, cut off their "little birds", and put an end to their pleasure in turning clouds and rains, and it is expected that this will greatly improve the living environment of all birds; However, we know that the Jade Emperor is kind-hearted and pitiful to the world, and will never be punished so severely because of human faults, just as the curse of having children without assholes will never be fulfilled on bad people, so the above suggestions are for reference only, but we implore Bixia and the Seventh Princess to say, this year's gathering is a beautiful talk in the world, and there is indeed something sympathetic and pitiful, but please also be sympathetic to the flesh and blood of the bridge-builders, this bridge earthquake can be done, but it must not run through the whole day, Otherwise, I won't be able to bear it one day, and there will be two more immortal souls in this heavenly river.

All of the above is indeed true, we wait for the magpie's life to be small, and I implore Bixia to be the master, and all the magpies risk death to respect.

The Jade Emperor was furious after reading the case, this Cowherd is getting more and more disagreeable, this annual gathering was supposed to let his daughter see the child, but now it has become a way for him to vent his grievances throughout the year, this is no different from the "Cowherd" in the Netherd, it is really unseemly.

When the Jade Emperor was angry, he didn't remember his countless encounters in the nether car, and even the scratches on his body this time were because he was caught by the Queen Mother, as a high-ranking person, the Jade Emperor had a strong will to "blame others without blaming himself, spit on shame and shamelessness", which is also his superiority.

The Jade Emperor in anger wanted to cancel the annual Queqiao meeting with a stroke of the pen, and let the Cowherd guard his left and right hands for a lifetime, but thinking about his daughter, the Jade Emperor couldn't bear it, and after thinking about it, the Jade Emperor made an important instruction:

In the future, every year the meeting of the Magpie Bridge and the seven fairies must go together.

The Jade Emperor thought he was very smart, thinking that there were six light bulbs around, even if the Cowherd wanted to make an attempt, he would not have a chance to succeed, but a few years later, when the Queqiao collapsed and the seven fairies were rescued from the Tianhe in disheveled clothes, he realized that he underestimated the unrestrained spirit of young people, and the influence of American dramas in recent years has long made his seven daughters evolve to the point where they see any male creature with blue light in their eyes.

Here, we sincerely thank those who have worked silently to update the Chinese subtitles for the American drama, and we express our most sincere greetings to you on behalf of the Seven Fairies - you have worked hard, and at the same time greet your whole family on behalf of the Jade Emperor.

After solving this thorny family problem, thinking of the Cowherd's miserable and helpless expression after learning the news, the Jade Emperor's mood was much more relaxed, and he typically built his happiness on the pain of others.

Stretched a big lazy waist, looked at the diamond Rolex in his hand, and found that the time was almost up, so the Jade Emperor fully implemented the work policy of combining work and rest, opened the ink clay, and stamped his own red seal on all the remaining folds, and today's work was successfully completed.

Summoned two fairies to help him loosen his shoulders and rub his chest, the Jade Emperor felt that he was really a good Jade Emperor who was worried about the world first, and now he could finally enjoy the joy of the world.