11. The Jade Emperor plays Chang'e, two men play music in the water

Every afternoon, the Jade Emperor would go for a walk in the lotus pond of the Heavenly Palace on time, a habit that has been maintained since the last time he saw Zhu Bajie flirting with Chang'e in the lotus pond.

The Jade Emperor once secretly made a wish that if he could meet the right person at the same time and in the same place, then he would bravely chase his aiqing regardless of the shackles of the world, and he also firmly believed that he was the MR.RIGHT that Chang'e had been looking for for a long time!

Of course, in order to make himself Chang'e's only candidate for Mr. Right, he harmed Hou Yi, belittled Zhu Bajie, and threatened Wu Gang, but he did these things quite neatly and neatly, leaving no evidence of guilt, at least he himself thought so.

For thousands of years, the Jade Emperor has been preparing for this fateful romantic encounter, and today finally made him wait.

When he saw the shadow that had lingered in his heart and dreams for a long time, when he looked at Chang'e who was playing in the water and playing with a smile, when his heart beat faster than the frequency of the F1 car engine and was about to blurt out, he, the Jade Emperor, ran towards Chang'e with open arms like a happy bird, and the gray wolf on his sweatshirt was fluttering in the wind.

My Chang'e, my beautiful sheep, I'm coming, I'm your forever gray wolf.

He hoped that Chang'e would be as excited as him, he was sure that the two of them had long been concubines and had the same heart, he was waiting for a hug, and then there would be two lovers hugging and crying and Yingying complaining to each other, and he looked forward to some more special follow-up episodes that would happen in this lotus pavilion.

Lotus ponds, pavilions, beautiful shadows, what a poetic and dreamy scene, the Jade Emperor is getting closer and closer to his dream, and he is about to embrace the beauty.

However, the shadow suddenly disappeared from the Jade Emperor's eyes at a critical moment, and there was only a pond left in front of him, and he couldn't hold it at all.

The follow-up plot is really special, especially so that the Jade Emperor couldn't react for a while and fell into the lotus pond, when he struggled out of the water, there was still a green lotus leaf on his head, and a frog croaked on the lotus leaf, and then plunged into the water.

At this time, Chang'e had already skillfully picked up a brick on the ground of the pavilion, and Chang'e would meet a few perverts who attacked her from behind and wanted to take advantage of the bear, and she was never polite to these people.

But this time, fortunately, she saw clearly in time that the disciple in the water was actually the Jade Emperor, so she used the immortal method to collect the bricks that had been flying in the air and threw them back to the ground.

Almost, just a little bit, the Jade Emperor will be opened by the fairy bricks, and deeply understand what it means to be "flowers weishenme so red", and at this time, the Jade Emperor, who was still blindfolded, did not know anything about the catastrophe he had just escaped.

Mistakes, mistakes, it's okay, I'm the Jade Emperor, be calm, be calm.

The Jade Emperor tried his best to calm his emotions, trying not to imagine his embarrassment, and then showed a smile to Chang'e that he thought was charming and calm.

"Jade Emperor? How did you end up here? Chang'e put away her grandfather's side, and Yingsheng was surprised.

"Ah, this, I enjoy the flowers here every day, and today I suddenly felt that the weather was hot, so I wanted to play in the water on a whim and cool off, but I didn't expect Chang'e you to be here, what a coincidence, what a coincidence~hahaha~"

"Oh, I see, it turns out that the Jade Emperor also has a reckless side, which is really rare and impressive." Chang'e hid her face and chuckled.

Dead fat, play hooligan, play hooligan, pretend to be elegant, if you are not the Jade Emperor, the old lady will cut off your descendants. Chang'e said in her heart.

"Haha~ Life has a confidant, enough, enough~ Especially a confidant like Chang'e, you are even more sorry to die~" The Jade Emperor really knows how to climb the pole, and he doesn't feel embarrassed at all.

"Jade Emperor, I can't afford to say that, the Queen Mother is the first beauty in the fairy world, and it is the mother of the heavenly realm, and the Jade Emperor you are Qin Se and Ming, a natural pair, you have gone through the bitter love of 9981 and finally cultivated an eternal marriage, no one knows about this, no one knows, I dare not be this confidant."

If you want to hit the old lady, pay attention, how can there be such a good thing, there is no tofu eaten in vain in the world.

"Alas, it's no secret that my thoughts and hers are getting farther and farther apart, so don't mention it. But Chang'e, you and I have the same heart, it's hot today, why don't you come down and play in the water together? ”

Being able to say such an obscene request so ordinary, the Jade Emperor gave himself a hundred points in his heart.

"Oh, no, no, no~ this is really against common sense." Chang'e hated the root of her teeth.

The Jade Emperor has already taken the first step of flirting, and after that, he has nothing to estimate, and he no longer has any bottom line.

"Come on, if we don't go crazy, we'll be old~" The Jade Emperor affectionately stretched out his arms from the water and opened his fat embrace.

"Queen Mother, she doesn't understand love, Chang'e, you jump down~ Queen Mother, she doesn't understand love, Chang'e, you jump down~" The Jade Emperor sang affectionately.

Chang'e quietly copied the bricks on the ground in her hand again, and tried her best to calm the anger in her heart with deep breaths, she swore in her heart that if this dead fat man continued to sing, she would care who he was, and this brick would definitely give him a good look.

"Come on, release yourself, throw yourself into the embrace of love, I know you're already lonely." The Jade Emperor thought that Chang'e was hesitating and was even more presumptuous, so he actually closed his eyes and waited for Chang'e to jump into his arms.

A figure flew up from the pavilion to the Jade Emperor in the pond, and Chang'e, who was holding a brick high, was surprised to see a smooth male body jump into the Jade Emperor's arms, and she was overwhelmed by this scene.

Wow, so happy. The Jade Emperor felt the smoothness and delicacy of his hand.

This...... Is this Chang'e's jade body? It turns out that Chang'e is so unrestrained that she has already stripped naked? It was so sudden, so blissful.

The Jade Emperor's hand kept wandering on the smooth skin, and his eyes never opened, and only by closing his eyes could the touch be more real.

It's so slippery, so tender, although there is a strange smell of onions, but this special body fragrance can arouse my wildness even more, it is really the best in the fairy world.

Wait, this breast seems to be too small, is it possible that Chang'e usually padded something? The fly in the ointment, the fly in the ointment, if Chang'e can have Rulan's figure, it will be perfect, or when she gets Rulan one day, when the time comes, wow.

The Jade Emperor's hand touched Niu Zhuzhu's chest, and his heart had already begun to move forward with a goal.

"Eat Lao Tzu tofu, play with a broken back, and look for death!"

Niu Xuanzhu gave the Jade Emperor a cupola without thinking about it, and this punch was very strong, and directly poured the dignified Jade Emperor straight into the water.

"You idiot, that guy seems to be the Jade Emperor, you're dead!" The Howling Dog said in despair.