In the nine-fold sky, the fairy clouds are swirling, the rainbow is charming, and the legendary fairy world is a peaceful and serene prosperous scene.

If you want to unveil the mystery of the fairy world, you can't help but talk about the immortals in the fairy world.

In fact, there is nothing mysterious about the immortals, they were also human beings, and they have a lot of basic needs and various problems for people.

They also need housing, sleeping under quilts, and even in private, they scold hooligans on the street, and their street scolding and hooligan methods follow the trend of the nether realm, and recently there is a trend of being out of the blue.

For example, the Nether has recently become popular to use "two" to describe a person's IQ lower than the national average, so the immortals who quarrel in the sky can "you two", "you three", "you four" all the way to the heavens and the earth.

Another example is that the adjective "embarrassment" has become the motto of many immortals since it was transmitted to the sky, in order to show the unsatisfactory life of their lives, the word embarrassment has become a necessary verbal language for poets in the fairy world to complain, and you can hear everywhere "I am embarrassed but I am very gentle", "my heart has been embarrassed by the sky, and my eyes are also blazing" and other new poems in the fairy world.

Of course, there is a difference between immortals and mortals, just as leaders are also human, but there is a difference between them and ordinary people, and in some respects immortals do have something extraordinary.

The immortals will have something called a spell, and the standard for judging the strength of their spells is called mana, and the immortals pin all their superiority on their spells, and regard improving their mana as a top priority, just like players in online games pursue experience points.

In order to maintain their sense of superiority, the laws of the fairy world are resolutely forbidden to teach mortal spells privately, so that more than once there have been magic masters on the ground who were mistaken for stealing immortal arts and were caught by the immortals in the sky, but later they were released back after proving that they did not have immortal roots and no mana, and as for what the immortal root is, and how to judge whether a person has immortal roots, it is estimated that the immortals themselves do not know much.

Just like leaders always feel that they are high above and always say that their subordinates have no "leadership ability", in fact, the leaders themselves don't know what the legendary "leadership ability" is, is it their straw belly? Or do they look at their female colleagues with lustful eyes?

The difference between the fairy world and the human world is that the population of the fairy world has reached an outrageous level, and the number of places allowed to become immortals is even tighter than the recruitment quota of the most oily and water-rich government agencies, but the GDP of the fairy world has been rising in recent years.

The reason for the economic development of the fairy world is that the people in the lower world are diligent in offering to the Buddha, they have done a bad thing to ask for the Buddha, they are short of money and ask for the Buddha, and they are looking for the object to ask for the Buddha, and even more so they see others begging for themselves as if they are at a loss, in order to ask for it, there are these people who are desperately burning incense to offer and even build temples and renew the golden body, it is difficult for the fairy world to think of a surplus, and even the temples in the world are stained with light, you see which temple is not magnificent, and the monk inside is not a fat flowing oil, this is the temple to make a fortune, and the fairy world is prosperous.

In view of the fact that the immortals are getting better and better, and the fairy world is becoming more and more abundant, the Jade Emperor delivered a speech on "realizing the beautiful new fairy world in the next 10,000 years" at a recent fairy world conference, which won the enduring applause of all the immortals, and the immortals rushed to express that they would study seriously under the wise leadership of the Jade Emperor, work hard to create, start from me, start from small things, and closely surround the Jade Emperor, and contribute to the realization of the goal of the beautiful new fairy world, and vowed not to drag the fairy world forward Harmony.

Of course, there were still some discordant voices at the conference, and some immortals proposed to discuss the topic of gradually realizing peace in the lower realm, and the opinion given by the conference team was that this matter should be studied slowly after the meeting, and the specific plan should not be rushed under the premise of a big form.

Soon after, the immortal was stripped of his rights as a high-ranking representative of the Immortal Realm and transferred to the position of Bi Ma Wen.

Because the immortals are nervous, the immortals have exhausted all means in order to pull their children and grandchildren, and every time at this time, the Jade Emperor's house is full of gifts, no wonder the Jade Emperor sneered at the hunger marketing that has appeared in the Nether in recent years - "Cut, it's all leftovers from Lao Tzu's play." ”

The scarcity of the population makes the average living area of the fairy world slightly more relaxed than that of the people on the ground, of course, it is not much looser, the monkey in Journey to the West from one immortal mansion to another immortal mansion only turned two heels, breaking his fingers, well, it is only 216,000 miles, 108,000 kilometers, and I don't know if the weights and measures of the fairy world are used in the old ruler, and whether the conversion unit will be twelve, so this data is just an estimate, if there is any similarity, it is pure coincidence.

Interlude:

When it comes to the conversion unit, I have to mention a passage in Mr. Niu Zhuzhu's diary: today I finally have to sadly admit that the computer is better than my arithmetic, although I am confident that I will never lose to the computer in addition and subtraction within ten, but the power of the computer lies in its high experience in binary, octal, hexadecimal and so on, in the future I must strengthen my study, and strive to use a year to make up for these calculations under the base system, and then compete with the computer!

This kind of contest sounds familiar, as if it feels like he is battling stones with his own head.

End of interlude

Once clairvoyant and Shunfeng Er agreed that real estate was a very promising industry when observing the nether realm, so the two of them soon established a "Eye, Ear Dao Ling Real Estate Co., Ltd." in the fairy world, in a vain attempt to use the real estate industry in the fairy world to improve the embarrassing situation of the two of them who were poor and white but covered their ears and stole bells.

It is said that on the day of the company's opening, the Jade Emperor personally participated in the tailoring event, and the immortals also actively congratulated them, but these people had their own ulterior motives.

There are two purposes for the Jade Emperor to cut the ribbon, one is that he has never cut the ribbon, it feels very fresh, it can be seen that the biggest enemy of people who can live forever is boredom, of course, after the cutting, the Jade Emperor is quite disappointed, so that he has to charge an additional appearance fee for the ribbon-cutting activities in the future; Another reason is that Claireye Shunfeng Ear promised that half of the money earned by the company would be handed over to him, and the ratio was raised to four or six cents by the Jade Emperor on the day of cutting, the reason is - with the two of you also want to be on an equal footing with me?

Sure enough, the official level crushed people to death, not to mention that the Jade Emperor didn't know how many levels higher than the two of them, and the two of them were quite frightened and obedient except for greeting the Queen Mother in their hearts.

There are three reasons why the immortals actively congratulate, one is to give face to the Jade Emperor, which is the most critical, and it is also the reason why some immortals insist on participating in the ribbon-cutting ceremony with illness; The second reason is that this clairvoyant ear may accidentally see some of his own troubles and hear some of his own secrets one day, so this face must be given, zuihou is everyone is actually very bored, rather than meditating in their own cave, it is better to come out and have a lively time.

The opening ceremony was a lively one, but the company had to announce its closure about two days later.

There are many reasons for the collapse, but the most important thing is that Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Ear don't know anything about real estate, and when they want to find a real estate agent to consult, they find that those who are engaged in real estate are alive and untruthful, and those who die have gone to hell, and hell is too dark and too far away, so the two can only give up, and the company can only do it.

Niu Xuanzhu once summarized his impression of the fairy world in his diary: The fairy world is a besieged city, and the immortals are very two, embarrassed, and boring, and the real immortals are fucking.