Zero Four Onion Substitute Dan Furnace Resurrection

Taishang Laojun is the fairy-world in the more famous immortals, the immortals have their own cave - this proves that the prospect of the real estate market in the fairy-world is really not objective, Taishang Laojun's cave is called Tushi Palace, there is a poem to praise the saying: Tushi day Doushi Palace, Tushi Palace Dou Shi Xian, Tu Shi Immortal fighting crickets, and exchange crickets for wine money.

It can be seen from the poem that Taishang Laojun is indeed worthy of being a great immortal, and he has known how to find ordinary happiness in a boring life, which can be seen from his alchemy furnace has become a barbecue oven, I don't know if his favorite is roast chicken wings, and when he barbecues, he can't sing the classic "Roast chicken wings~ I love to eat!" ”

And now Taishang Laojun is not in his own Tushi Palace, if you ask the Taoist boy at the door, the answer must be that the family teacher has gone, but as long as you know a little about Taishang Laojun, you will know that this guy must have gone to the Nether Pudu girls.

Although Taishang Laojun was not there, the barbecue grill was burning extraordinarily vigorously, and next to the barbecue grill, Rulan was throwing various parts of the beef bolt pillar into the stove.

Yes, you read that right, it's the various parts, because the cow bolt pillar has not had a few bones in the continuous collision, and Rulan's hands are a little heavier in the process of rushing from the nether realm to the fairy realm, so the current state of the cow bolt pillar is relatively broken!

Using the Bagua Furnace to resurrect the Niu Zhuzhu - this is the method that Rulan came up with with her ingenuity, and of course, with her mana, this is the only way to think of it.

It stands to reason that the alchemy furnace can bring people back to life, as long as you control the heat yourself. Rulan masturbated in her heart. (Masturbation is to comfort oneself in one's own heart, it is a thought not an action, no need to use any columnar tools, only a mental suggestion and no physiological pleasure)

opened the "Alchemy Treasure Book" that Taishang Laojun sold to him at a very high price, and wanted to find a way to refine people to come back to life, but he was disappointed and angry to find that this book, which he had never opened before, was really a genuine "face health care".

The first 300 pages in it are all "face health care" related knowledge, which fully reflects the Taishang Laojun's care for her face, and the latter content is a love letter that is very suitable for reading in alchemy, the reason for this conclusion is because the love letter can effectively relieve the boredom of alchemy and can make people chill and resist the scorching feeling brought by the Dan furnace, occasionally when you want convenience, the love letter can also make you chrysanthemum tight, avoiding the possibility of alchemy overtime failure because of convenience.

After reading the book three times from beginning to end, Rulan didn't find anything related to alchemy, and at this time, the barbecue grill had already emitted a refreshing smell of meat.

Just when Rulan habitually prepared cumin, chili noodles and other condiments, opened the lid of the Dan furnace and was about to pour it into the Dan furnace, she was stunned to find that the stewed in this stove was not a chicken but a person.

If the cow bolt pillar was cremated in the most high-end cremation furnace, there would not be a series of pupa and painful stories in the future, but it was only a few seconds before Rulan pulled the charcoal black man out of the Dan furnace, so the story had to continue.

The bull bolt that was pulled out was already empty in his mind, just like the so-called thoughts he once had.

Rulan wanted to cry very much, and even had the terrifying idea of committing herself to her master and changing to a Nine-Turn Soul Rejuvenation Pill, but when she looked at the jerky on the ground again, she decisively gave up this idea, because the Nine-Turn Soul Resurrection Pill was far from enough for the current Niu Zhu Zhu medicinal effect.

Rulan conjured a rainbow in front of her, whenever she was not in a good mood, she would do so, and every time she saw a rainbow could make her mood better, Rulan felt that watching a rainbow was better than watching a meteor, a meteor was just a few stones that were about to burn out, and the rainbow was an illusory color, and the two were not of the same level at all.

Watching the rainbow slowly fade from gorgeous, Rulan's mood really improved, but looking at the carbon black pillar on the ground, she was sad that her reputation was about to be ruined in the hands of such a person.

No, the dead should be the living man's doctor! As Lan Hao stood up, she decided to create a new resurrection technique by herself.

The first thing to do is to help the cow bolt to change the skin, fortunately, this person's skin is really thick in order to save the internal organs in the fire, so that Rulan's engineering amount is much smaller than the original Taiyi Zhenren resurrection Nezha, otherwise Rulan may really use cumin, chili noodles, and then destroy the corpse with his own mouth.

The philosophers of the Nether said that we all have to stand on top of the giant's brain, and then trample the giants into gnomes, and zuihou we become giants and laugh at the gnomes.

Since Nezha is a body made of lotus root, Rulan also decided to use lotus root to make this person's flesh and skin, but the problem is that she found that she didn't know where the lotus root was at all, so she had no choice but to search around in Taishang Laojun's kitchen.

Zuihou Rulan chose the onion head that is closest to the skin color of the person as the raw material, and this decision made the cow bolt pillar with a special body odor for a long time in the future, and the demons went around.

The second problem that Rulan encountered in the process of redoing the skin and flesh of the cow bolt pillar was that she really couldn't remember the appearance of the cow bolt pillar, and she only had the four-colored hair and blood in the sky and the scene of the brain bursting in her mind, so she gave full play to her imagination and combined with the actor of the movie and TV series in the nether world to create an image in her mind, which is also the only link that the cow bolt pillar did not have dirt in this resurrection process in the future.

After making the skin and flesh of the beef bolt pillar, Rulan has been in tears, and the power of the onion head is really extraordinary, and in Rulan's impression, she has not cried so much.

This experience and the reality that she had to spend a long time with Niu Zhuzhu day and night made Rulan suffer from onion head phobia that no medical expert can cure.

Of course, after getting along with Niu Zhuzhu for a while, Rulan's incurable diseases are by no means limited to onion phobia, and it can even be said that compared to her mental illness, these taste pains are nothing.

Of course, Niu Zhuzhu also brought her a lot of experience and growth, such as her ability to solve problems has made great progress, and then even if the sky falls, she can complete the important task of making up for the sky by three.

Another example is that her mental quality has become tenacious, not only does she not pull it out to the point of laughing at life and death, so that in the future battle, when the enemy threatens to kill her, she will lightly say "whatever", and when she threatens to kill Niu Zhuzhu, she will clap her hands and say "xiexie".

With Rulan's unremitting efforts, Niu Zhuzhu's body has been done, and the next thing is the brain, because this man has no fairy root (of course, now there is no male root, this part of Rulan is inexperienced on the one hand, and she is also ashamed to make it), so she can't directly resurrect the fairy root instead of the brain like Nezha, so helping this man change his brain again is a necessary condition for resurrection.