Two or three angry people are anti-official escorts to the Queen Mother
The Jade Emperor pointed at the Niu Zhu with his index finger, his eyes were round, and his whole body was trembling, obviously about to go crazy.
Since becoming the Jade Emperor, no one dared to talk to him like that.
The Queen Mother blocked the cow bolt pillar behind her, copied the Qiankun mirror on the ground in her hand with the immortal method, and shook it at the Jade Emperor.
"You are really joking, no wonder the Queen Mother likes you, you have a real temperament, I like it." The Jade Emperor forcibly suppressed the fire qi, and suffered a lot of internal injuries for this, which damaged his cultivation for hundreds of years.
"Right? Since you like it too, why don't you give him a fairy position? "The Queen Mother doesn't know what it means to accept it when she sees it, and she only has an inch in her life motto.
If you scold well, you should scold for me, it's so relieving, just scold this one, if I can't help you get a fat errand, my queen mother will be in vain. The Queen Mother said secretly in her heart.
"I still need an immortal position."
"The Jade Emperor thinks it's inappropriate?"
"Yes, of course. What does Brother Ren think of the position of the general of the rolling shutter? ”
The Jade Emperor actually surrendered to himself for a lifetime, and called Niu Zhuzhu a brother, proving that he had completely disarmed and surrendered.
Niu Zhuzhu looked at the Queen Mother.
The Queen Mother frowned.
"Don't!" Niu Shuzhu flatly refused.
"Oh, it's a bit overkill, Marshal Peng, are you satisfied?"
Look at the Queen Mother.
Frown.
"Don't!"
"That'...... What about Monkey King? ”
There is no need to ask the Queen Mother this time.
"Don't, don't, don't! I said Jade Emperor, you can't do without Journey to the West, right? Monk Sha, Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong were all dug into the corner by Rulai, and you used their vacant positions to fool me? ”
"Why don't you come to my position?"
The Jade Emperor was squeezed and didn't know what kind of official he wanted to make this guy who cuckolded himself satisfied.
There can still be such a thing in the world, the adulterer is more horizontal than the adulterer, and the adulterer has to be the official of the adulterer in turn, this kind of thing has never happened in the ancient wonders, and I can't find a second case in the history of mankind.
Seeing the Jade Emperor's expression of wanting to cry, the Queen Mother knew that she couldn't force people too much.
"Alas, he is so young, and he doesn't have any mana, so he can't be qualified for such an important immortal position at all, so I think he will let him be a public virtue immortal, in charge of the public virtue book, and at the same time serve as an incense messenger, responsible for the statistics and distribution of incense tributes in the lower realm."
"Huh?" The Jade Emperor exclaimed.
"Huh?" The immortals were also shocked.
"The Jade Emperor thinks it's inappropriate?" The Queen Mother touched the mirror.
"That's it!" The Jade Emperor immediately made a decision.
The Queen Mother threatened the Jade Emperor with a Qiankun mirror several times, and the dignified Jade Emperor's repair of the clothes was obedient, no matter what the request was, the Jade Emperor did not agree, in the eyes of the immortals, this Qiankun mirror is really more spiritual than the remote control, as if it has become the first treasure in the fairy world.
Could it be that the Jade Emperor suffered from a phobia of looking in the mirror? Some of the bright-minded immortals were guessing in their hearts, and at the same time wondering if they should also prepare a mirror just in case.
Merit book, incense messenger, these two immortal levels are indeed average, but they can be described as monstrous in power, fat against the sky, can combine these two fat in one, Niu Zhuzhu is simply the first person in the fairy world!
"Is there anything else going on with the Queen Mother? If not, I still have something to deal with, so I'll take the immortals with me first. The Jade Emperor laughed.
"Let's go." The Queen Mother saw resentment in the Jade Emperor's smile.
The Jade Emperor took the gods and immortals away, and the Queen Mother knew that her relationship with the Jade Emperor had been extremely bad, if the Jade Emperor in the past was just annoying her and hating her, then now he must hate her and look down on her.
So what, she doesn't care, she just wants to make the Jade Emperor uncomfortable and take revenge on his kindness and injustice.
But what makes the Queen Mother strange is that she should be regarded as revenge for letting the Jade Emperor not come down like this, but why is it more bitter and astringent in her heart.
Seeing the angry back of the Jade Emperor disappear from her sight, the Queen Mother unconsciously touched her earrings.
"Godmother?" Rulan whispered with concern.
"I'm fine, this time the Jade Emperor was not lightly angry, your master Taishang Laojun didn't help him just now, and it is likely to become the target of his anger, this Qiankun mirror is for you, take it to save your master, as long as you stand beside your master with the Qiankun mirror, the Jade Emperor will not dare to do anything to you." But remember, the Qiankun Mirror must remain in your hands, not in the hands of Taishang Laojun, otherwise the Jade Emperor will think that more and more people know his secrets, in order to prevent more people from threatening him with this matter, he is likely to jump over the wall in a hurry, and then you will not only not be able to protect your master, but even we may be in danger. ”
It is rare that the Queen Mother can still think so thoroughly at this time, it seems that these tens of thousands of years of husband and wife are not done in vain, and she still knows the character of the Jade Emperor very well.
To be against the Jade Emperor, there may not be anyone more worthy of the four words of knowing oneself and knowing the other than the Queen Mother.
Maybe the Queen Mother knows her more than her confidant.
Although his master is an old and immodest one, but after all, he is a master and apprentice, and he usually takes good care of himself, and he is also a good old man, he must not see death without help, thinking of this, Rulan took the Qiankun Mirror and rushed to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
Fortunately, Rulan rushed in time, and when she arrived, Lao Jun had been named by the Jade Emperor and called out of the immortal class, and Lao Jun, who knew that he was about to face a catastrophe, was not psychologically endurable, and almost cut off the immortal root and wiped his neck before the Jade Emperor dealt with him.
At this critical time, Rulan arrived, and when Lao Jun saw Rulan coming, still holding the Qiankun mirror, Lao Jun burst into tears, and almost recognized Rulan as a "godmother" on the spot.
On the side of the Treasure Pavilion, looking at Rulan's distant back, Niu Shuzhu's footsteps involuntarily moved in the direction of Rulan's departure.
"If you don't want to die, you can leave my side and try, I can guarantee that the Jade Emperor will want you to do that." The Queen Mother said lightly.
Think, close your feet, turn around.
"How can there be, godmother, isn't this an activity for me, you are much more beautiful than that little girl, of course I am willing to stay with my godmother."
"Flim Tongue, I haven't forgotten what you did to me just now, see how I treat you in the future."
"When the son's let the mother hit a few times, that's happiness, but if you start too hard, no one will stand up for you, as long as you don't care about the villain, I promise, in the future, if you let me hit someone, I will punch, you let me bite, I will open my mouth, regardless of whether the other party is the Jade Emperor or Rulai, I will not hesitate." Niu Shuzhu dared to say anything in order not to be beaten.
"Who agrees to be your godmother? Still biting, are you a dog? The Queen Mother was very impressed by Niu Zhuzhu's words, and he felt that this man spoke in a set way, although he did not tell the truth, but it made people happy to listen to it.
"Godmother Shengming, I am indeed a dog to some extent, you have to like it, I can call out the part of the dog to accompany you."
The Queen Mother was amused again by Niu Zhuzhu's nonsensical words, this handsome-looking, confused man, who spoke inaccurately, and did things in a mess, but he was always able to make himself fall to the bottom of the valley miraculously better.
Even if it's just for a while.
It is also haode.
During this time, I really need such an "alternative" to be by my side.
"You don't need to bite, take me for a walk first, and take you to see the fairy world."
"Okay, okay, I've long wanted to see the fairy world, since I got here, I seem to have been running for my life, and I don't have time to enjoy the scenery along the way."
"Is there anything you'd like to visit in particular?"
"It's all up to the godmother, but some snacks in this fairy world are still good, such as the peach in Yaochi, ginseng fruit or something, we can consider going to the peach garden first, or going to the snack street in the fairy world is also a good choice."
"Gluttony, if you follow me in the future, will those things be missing from you? However, those things are not rare, and the things used to entertain the immortals, how can they be good things. ”
"yes, I didn't think of that."
Niu Zhuzhu suddenly, those superb fairy fruits in his impression were suddenly reduced to a grade with the rotten bananas of the fruit stall.
Those rotten bananas were bought by the bosses to entertain the migrant workers, just like the queen mother used to entertain the immortals.
Before leaving the Treasure Pavilion, the Queen Mother only left a Qiankun mirror, and then deleted all the contents of the rest of the mirrors, and confirmed it repeatedly.
This process took a long time, because every time a mirror was deleted, the Queen Mother had to listen to the Jade Emperor in the mirror sing the sentence "Queen Mother, she doesn't know love".
How she wanted to find a mirror, and the Jade Emperor in the mirror didn't sing that sentence so that she could lie to herself that all the other mirrors were wrong.
However, the result of this is that every time she listens to it, she adds another point of despair to her face.
When all the remaining images in the mirror were deleted, the hope of the queen mother Zuihou was also dashed.
"Come with me." The Queen Mother subconsciously touched the earrings before she moved.
These pearl earrings must be worth a lot. Cow bolt pillar heart road.
Niu Xuanzhu thought that the Queen Mother would take him to some luxurious palaces or some beautiful gardens, but he didn't expect that the Queen Mother would take him to some small places "far away".
A small pond, a small bamboo forest, or just standing on the clouds, staring blankly at a quaint little village in the Nether.
Along the way, the Queen Mother didn't talk much, at least she didn't talk as many times as she touched the earrings, because there was no place where the Queen Mother would silently earring without exception, but she wouldn't necessarily speak.
Fortunately, Niu Zhuzhu's funny skills are hidden in the depths of his soul, and those words that he knew were sycophants when he heard them not only did not disgust the queen mother, but felt intimate to him.
"This lake is so blue, so vast, as deep as the sea."
In fact, it is just a puddle of water only a hundred meters square, which can be seen from the corner of an eye, but it is really blue, and the blue is black.
"This bamboo forest is really lush, and it is deep and intoxicating."
In fact, there are only 20 bamboos, and the old ones are scum, and I don't know if they are dead or alive.
These words that have nothing to do with the draw, when they come out of other people's mouths, the Queen Mother will definitely feel that she is sarcastic and will be furious, but at this moment, the Queen Mother feels slightly warm in her heart when she listens to it.
The water was vast in her heart; The bamboo made her fascinated by her memories.
The queen mother's attitude towards Niu Shuzhu is getting better and better, making Niu Shuzhu think that his ability to pat on the back is getting worse, and even suspects that the queen mother will take a fancy to her if she continues like this.
For this reason, he had to persuade himself not to be too cute.
It's better to be a little more restrained, the queen mother's appearance is good, but when I think that she is tens of thousands of years old, I will always think of the "grandma" in A Chinese Ghost Story, if she really confesses to herself, she will definitely be very troubled.