Evening, of course, is the evening of the fairy world.

In the Heavenly Palace, the dinner organized by the Jade Emperor was held as scheduled.

Although a lot of unpleasantness happened in the afternoon, which directly caused an immortal official in charge of recording the oath to clean the toilet, at the beginning of the dinner, the Jade Emperor's mood seemed to be well adjusted and his smile was very natural.

The immortals invited to the banquet each carried a little rabbit in their hearts, and their hearts beat wildly at the slightest wind and grass.

In the immortal realm, the speed of rumors is faster than that of the lower realm, and as an immortal, the level of Sanba is far above that of mortals, not to mention that eight out of ten of these immortals who attended the dinner party were at the scene of the incident in the afternoon.

Everyone knows that the Jade Emperor's head is a little green now, don't look at his amiable smile now, maybe if he says something wrong, he will use the topic to play to get angry, so everyone just can't stop laughing, and the sound from his mouth doesn't say a word except for "um, ah, this, yes" and other tone particles.

The sage said: Don't seek merit, but seek no fault.

The sling said: It's better to pretend to be a grandson.

Of course, the Jade Emperor's mood was not as good as it seemed on the surface, before, he almost canceled this banquet, he was afraid that the Queen Mother would appear with that little white face again to make himself even more ugly.

Fortunately, someone reported to the Jade Emperor that the Queen Mother had taken the newly appointed Gongde Immortal Officer to play, and the Jade Emperor thought that without the Queen Mother to participate, he could seek some comfort from Chang'e, and held the banquet as scheduled with the mentality of holding you to be the first year of junior high school and I to be the fifteenth.

Who did it first in the first year, and did others do it or not, these questions the Jade Emperor didn't think about at all, and he didn't want to think about it.

The banquet was held in an awkward and smiling atmosphere, and the immortals felt that time passed so slowly, and they could really experience the feeling of "one day in the sky and one year on the earth".

Among all of them, the most depressed is Chang'e, because in addition to worrying about the things that all immortals need to worry about, she must always be careful of the Jade Emperor's small movements.

The Jade Emperor reached out from under the table to Chang'e's thigh.

"Jade Emperor, I salute you." Chang'e smiled sweetly and toasted.

The Jade Emperor had to retract his claws and raise his glass to greet him.

Within a few minutes, the claws were stretched out again.

"Jade Emperor, I'm going to make up for it." Chang'e got up and walked to the bathroom in the banquet hall.

Almost no sooner had he returned to his seat from the bathroom, and the devil's claw couldn't wait.

"Oops, it looks like someone called me." can only turn around and dodge dangerously.

This is a battle of wits and courage, and the two sides of the battle are Chang'e's wisdom against the courage of the Jade Emperor.

The dozen or so reasons prepared by Chang'e are about to run out, and Chang'e is both admired and angry at the Jade Emperor's unremitting shamelessness.

Obviously, Chang'e's limited wisdom will soon be completely defeated by the Jade Emperor's inexhaustible courage.

The Jade Emperor's face was getting darker and darker, and it was conceivable that if Chang'e hindered him from gaining spiritual comfort, he would probably turn his face.

As a man, the Jade Emperor couldn't stand being cuckolded on the same day and then rejected by another woman, which would stimulate his subconscious feral and criminal impulses.

It's like a man can accept that when he goes to find Miss, he finds that his wallet has been stolen, but he must not accept that he has withdrawn the money and taken off his pants, only to find that Miss is actually labeled as "Sister's Eagle Thailand", and it belongs to the kind of surgery that has not been cleaned.

Once this phenomenon occurs, the most likely outcome is for the man to tie the ham intestine of the guy who shouted "Savadika" on the spot, and then squeeze the opponent's two pinballs into a bag.

"Sit down, don't go anywhere from now on, and it's better not to move." The Jade Emperor threatened.

Chang'e was shocked, in her impression, it was the first time that the Jade Emperor had spoken to her in such a tone.

The Jade Emperor's hand finally got his wish and put it on Chang'e's lap.

Well, not bad, comfortable.

A saint once said: Happiness is always short-lived, and happiness is followed by double loss and loneliness.

Of course, there is also a modern ** silk version of this sentence: the climax is short-lived, and after the climax, it is the left (right) (double) hand that can't be wiped clean with no amount of toilet paper.

Of course, the words of the saint were all right, so the happiness of the Jade Emperor only lasted for two seconds.

"The Queen Mother has arrived!" The immortal official outside the door shouted by pulling his neck.

The Jade Emperor's hand quickly retracted from Chang'e's jade leg, and he looked out of the hall in horror.

This series of actions was completed almost instantly, and it obviously became a conditioned reflex of the Jade Emperor's body, and he almost teleported to escape for his life.

Fortunately, the Jade Emperor remembered in time that this time he was not in the bed of the Renjie Express Hotel, nor was he on the sofa or in the car, nor was it a pub or massage room here.

Then the Jade Emperor thought that he seemed to have no reason to be afraid of the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother also stole men, and now everyone is half a catty and eight taels, at most they are just eight taels, what is there to be afraid of.

In fact, the Jade Emperor was still a little worried in his heart, what he was most worried about was that the Queen Mother said in public that he was not long enough or that his endurance was not good, after all, now the Queen Mother had a comparative discernment, and the Jade Emperor really had little confidence in himself.

The sage once said: Man's greatest enemy is himself.

The sling silk version says: A man's biggest enemy is his little brother who is not powerful.

The Queen Mother had already walked into the banquet hall at this time, and as soon as the Queen Mother appeared today, the eyes of the immortals present lit up.

There is no phoenix crown, no red noble fairy robe, and no majestic makeup, some are long hair draped over the shoulders, light blue plain skirts, and a self-defeating face without powder.

Is this the Queen Mother? This is the common voice of all immortals.

For the first time, where there is Chang'e, there are women who can attract the attention of all the men present.

The Jade Emperor was a little stunned, the current appearance of the Queen Mother made him feel familiar, and it also evoked his memories that had been sealed for thousands of years.

At this moment, the Queen Mother became the focus of the banquet hall, although she may still not be as beautiful as Chang'e, but she is confident and elegant, and this inner charm makes Chang'e feel ashamed.

"Jade Emperor, I'm so interested, the slave family is late."

Even the tone of his speech has become tactful and gentle, which makes people feel indescribably comfortable.

"Uh...... It's not too late, it's not too late. My beloved wife sits here. The Jade Emperor stumbled.

The Jade Emperor, who was amazed by the Queen Mother, wanted to set up a stool for the Queen Mother, but was embarrassed to find that Chang'e was still in a daze in that position.

Chang'e also came to her senses almost at the same time, and stood up from her seat in a panic, not even daring to raise her head.

Everyone thinks that it is certain that the Queen Mother will be mad, and it is likely that both Chang'e and the Jade Emperor will be slapped in the face.

However, the Queen Mother only smiled softly, and walked to her place and sat down as if she had not seen it.

"Jade Emperor, sit down."

"Ah...... Good. The Jade Emperor was flattered.

"All the immortals, sit down."

"Thank you, Queen Mother." The immortals hurriedly surrendered their hands.

From the moment the Queen Mother appeared in the banquet hall, the atmosphere of the whole banquet began to liven, the Queen Mother was considerate to the Jade Emperor, and took good care of the immortals, even Chang'e and the Queen Mother were like sisters.

In the joyful atmosphere, everyone let go of their burdens, and the more they drank the wine, the happier they became, and the more they drank.

"Jade Emperor, it is your blessing that you can marry the Queen Mother, do you know it!" Lei Gong has already drunk too much.

"Uncle, my aunt is the most beautiful woman in the world, you can't be sorry for her." Erlang God is bitter.

"Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother is the number one beauty in the fairy world." Chang'e said sincerely.

Now the Queen Mother has become the idol and bosom friend of all the immortals, and everyone is on the side of the Queen Mother.

And the Jade Emperor could only nod his head, and in his drunken and hazy eyes, the Queen Mother became the same as when they first met.

Until the end of the banquet, the Jade Emperor still felt that he was in incomparable happiness, and he hoped that the immortals would leave quickly, so that he could monopolize the Queen Mother, and he also needed care and love.

And this time, when the immortals left, the Queen Mother was sent to the door of the banquet hall.

"Are they all gone?" The Jade Emperor asked.

"It's all gone." The Queen Mother replied.

"Finally gone." The Jade Emperor reached out and wanted to hug the Queen Mother.

"Finally gone." The Queen Mother shook her hand and gave the Jade Emperor a slap.

"What are you doing?" It took the Jade Emperor a long time to react that the Queen Mother was beating herself.

"Jade Emperor, here today, my queen mother wants to cut you off!"

"For ...... weishenme？ You just took care of me, and you even reminded me of the beautiful haode days in the past. ”

"Because you don't deserve me, today I just want you to know how much you are about to lose a woman, and you will never find a woman like me in the future, and the good time just now should be my parting gift to you."

A saint once said: There was once a sincere aiqing in front of you, you didn't cherish it, and you regretted it when you lost it.

The sling version will say: Fuck it, the saint talks so much!

"Honey, I was wrong, can I give me a chance?"

The Jade Emperor didn't want to regret it, he wanted to go to heaven to give him another chance.

The Queen Mother just sneered and did not answer.

"Please, the sage said: One day husband and wife for one hundred days. For the sake of our millions of daily couples, forgive me. ”

Voiceover: Is it one day, or a hundred days, or millions of days? If it's a few million, it's worthless, just as worthless as the money of the island country, don't you see that the money of the unlucky country is called yen.

The Queen Mother's hand reached for the earrings again, and this time she not only touched them, but also removed both earrings.