[589] Vomit blood to you

Some students doubted the authenticity of the class leader's black history told by the loudspeaker, suggesting that first-year students no longer necessarily believed in things like water monsters.

"You're stupid!" The loudspeaker shouted, "Do you think that the class president and I are in the first grade, and the pool is full of first-year students?" A lot of them are preschoolers! The squad leader soaked in the water in a white swimming suit, and a large tuft of hair immediately floated, not like a water monster or a drowned female ghost......"

"Don't talk about it," the class leader said embarrassedly, "I didn't stop studying in the swimming class because the children said I was a water monster......

So there really is such a thing! These damn bear children, they actually said that they were so beautiful, and the Lori squad leader back then was a water monster, at least they told me that they were mermaids!

At this time, the suburban No. 23 bus stopped at the station, and the three passengers outside our class happened to get off at this station, but no one got on the bus, making the second (3rd) class of junior high school really achieve the feat of chartering a bus for 90 yuan.

"Pooh, don't drink Coke!" The squad leader, who was embarrassed because the black history was revealed, reprimanded Xiong Yaoyue to divert everyone's attention.

"It's nearly an hour's drive, what if you drink a stomach full of water and want to go to the toilet halfway?"

"It's okay, hold on!" Xiong Yaoyue said disappreciatively, "I have a big bladder!" It's all practiced when I was in an Internet café! ”

In front of the head teacher, Mr. Yu, he admitted that he went to the Internet café, but Mr. Yu didn't even pay attention to it, he was as thin as a monkey, picking up the white hair on his temples in the sun, and let out a sigh.

Seeing that Zhuang Ni next to her seemed to be sleeping deeply, the loudspeaker asked PHS to look at her, and then moved to the back of Xiaoqin, stared at Xiaoqin's wrist, and asked enviously:

"Xiaoqin, you have such a beautiful bracelet on your hand, who bought it for you?"

Since Xiaoqin's birthday on July 28, I was entrusted by Huo Zhenbang to give her a pair of jade bracelets, and Xiaoqin has been wearing them all day long, a pair of jiashi who have received a token of love.

Fortunately, I no longer wear the children's watch that Brother Melancholy gave me and bought at a stall in Switzerland, otherwise the tight strap will definitely wear out the skin.

Listening to the loudspeaker's question, Xiaoqin laughed happily.

In other words, Xiong Yaoyue just talked to Xiaoqin for a long time, but she didn't notice the bracelet at all, and sure enough, the focus of the female man's attention was not on this? For Xiong Yaoyue, as long as the clothes are considered whether they are convenient for exercise, jewelry or something, because they will increase resistance when running, will they never choose? Unless it's a "+50 Agility" or "+200 Health" jewelry!

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... Pretty, right? Xiao Qin raised her hand to show off the bracelet, "This pair of jade bracelets was given to me by classmate Ye Lin!" I'll wear them for the rest of my life! ”

"Huh? Are you sure? The loudspeaker looked at me suspiciously.

"No," I denied, "I didn't give it to Xiaoqin, her family bought it for her." ”

To a certain extent, not only did I not lie, but I also told the truth, originally the jade bracelet was Xiaoqin's father, Huo Zhenbang entrusted me to transfer.

The big horn gave me a blank look, "Hmph, such a precious thing, I know you can't afford it!" ”

Xiaoqin didn't think about whether I wanted to deny that I sent it, but covered her face and said happily:

"Does Ye Lin already treat me as family? I'm so happy......"

You're right, the sister in the pretense, of course, is family!

At this time, Zhuang Ni suddenly opened her eyes again, and said something to call on everyone to raise funds and buy a hula hoop for the big horn as a bracelet, and the big horn mercilessly pinched her fingers with lobster tongs this time.

"Poof~~~~~~~!!"

Zhuang Ni is like a person who has been injured internally in a martial arts novel, nobly and coldly spurting a bundle of blood from his mouth, and then he rolled his eyes up, tilted his body to the big horn, and did not move.

It's scared to death! Although the total amount of blood spurted is not much, a trace of blood hangs on the corner of the mouth, which is very, very visually impactful!

The skill of vomiting blood, Zhuang Ni also used it twice in the first year of junior high school, it seems that her only weak place is the gastroduodenal ulcer repeatedly, which does not heal all year round, for others, epigastric pain and indigestion are very troublesome things, but Zhuang Ni does not care, and has developed her own anti-heaven move to spit blood directly by hitting one of her own acupuncture points, so that she can spit blood directly in her mouth and scare others.

You're the second heir of the Big Dipper Fist! Even the "Secret Hole New Blood Sorrow" will (although it is to spurt blood by beating yourself), no wonder you and Xiaoqin are like facing a great enemy when they meet, it turns out that you are all graduates of Lanxiang Beidou God Fist, and you are burdened with the sad fate of fighting for inheritance!

But Zhuang Ni, you'd better be dedicated to pretending to be dead! The big horn pinched your fingers, even if the strength is comparable to that of the ancient clamping stick, it is impossible to vomit blood from you, right? Students who are familiar with you know that you are deliberately scary, so they won't be particularly surprised!

The squad leader shook his head and said to the driver, "I'm sorry, before getting out of the car, we will be responsible for cleaning the serum on the ground." ”

The driver, who had never seen such a world, was frightened, and hurriedly shook his head and said: "No, no need to clean, I'll drive faster, you just let your classmates not die in my car!" ”

"Is this it?"

Although it was the first time I saw Zhuang Ni vomiting blood, Xiao Qin, who immediately saw through her technique, figured out a certain position in her abdomen.

"I heard my grandfather say that if you have a gastrointestinal disease, you can vomit blood by hitting it suddenly......"

It is worthy of a martial arts family! But I always feel that Zhuang Ni, who has studied this acupoint on her own, is even more worthy of admiration! This is a genius girl! I don't take my body seriously, I don't know how many times I poked myself, and I found this acupoint! You want to die! You really want to die when you do this!

When Xiaoqin was looking for her acupoint, she accidentally noticed the bare ring finger of her left hand.

"That...... Ye Lin," Xiaoqin said hesitantly, "I didn't forget to bring the engagement ring you gave me, but put it in a secret place at home......"

Huh? Is that the two-dollar plastic ring I bought you on the carpet on your birthday? You haven't thrown it away yet, have you?

"Because there is a custom that if the engagement ring is lost before the official marriage, it is very unlucky! That's why I didn't wear it when I came to the wilderness...... Ye Lin won't be angry, right? ”

Who would be mad about such a thing! If you lose that kind of ring, you can lose it! If you lose it, I'll buy you another valuable ......

Wait! If you buy Xiaoqin another more expensive ring, wouldn't it be true that this is an engagement ring?

I don't want to fix my life path at the age of 14! Who promised you that you would definitely marry you! I also want to study martial arts to penetrate the Broken Void, aren't you still burdened with the great mission of fighting for the heir of the Beidou God Fist and using the comics of "Teacher Shui Cress" to kill all mankind! Let's finish these things separately, and then let's discuss marriage!

What's more, our parents will definitely get married one step earlier, and then you will be my sister! You sister, don't always say that the ring your brother gave you is an engagement ring!

Isn't it enough to have a sister like Amy who stares at my chastity all day long!

Pathetic! What a bad taste this Shijie's creator is, weishenme has to make me a "sister demon"!

After Zhuang Ni vomited blood, the driver of the 23rd suburban road was afraid that he would die on the bus, so he worked hard to drive a tattered bus as fast as the Long March 2 rocket, and some stations did not even stop, and in less than 40 minutes, everyone was transported to the bus stop sign of "Cuisongshan Station".

After a light rain just fell in Yining District, everyone got off the bus one after another, and found that the air was very fresh, with water droplets on the grass and trees, and the sunlight shone on it, reflecting the dazzling gold, and the young girls who were laughing and laughing together, forming a poetic picture.

"It feels good!" Someone sighed, "I thought the squad leader asked us to come here just to be cheap, but I didn't expect it to be quite like it!" At least there are a lot of negative ions in the air! ”

Ah, boy, in fact, the squad leader is really cheap, under the Cuisongshan Station, it is usually soil, and today it is raining to make the air pleasant, all kinds of people feel small and fresh!

Xiong Yaoyue, who sat at the window all the way and let the sun bask for a long time, picked up the round neck of her white T-shirt at this time, put it under her nose and sniffed it.

"Not bad! I thought it would smell of sweat, but it turned out to be the smell of sunshine! ”

The female man finally said a relatively small and fresh sentence.

As a result, Zhuang Ni, who still had bloodshot corners of her mouth, explained beside her:

"The so-called smell of the sun is the mushy smell emitted by the corpses of tiny arthropods called 'dust mites' of the order Scabies and the family of Wormaceae."

Xiong Yaoyue suddenly frowned, not knowing if she felt disgust for dust mites, or if she didn't believe that there were so many small creatures that were invisible to the naked eye.

Zhuang Ni turned to the boy who had just said that the air was fresh:

"As for the fresh smell after the rain, it's the smell of earthy actinomycete spores......"

The boy immediately covered his nose! What are the dirt actinomycete spores? This kind of thing that sounds like mitosis makes people feel a little disgusting subconsciously!

Zhuang Ni, how much do you hate this shijie, weishenme wants to destroy Xiao Xian, weishenme wants to destroy the beautiful things in everyone's hearts, weishenme has to make everyone life worse than death!

"Keep up with me, and no one will be left behind!"

The squad leader walked to the front of the line.

When he first got out of the car, the squad leader had already counted the number of people, and this time he finally didn't ignore the chameleon.

Although the chameleon was Zuihou one of the people who got out of the car, and his foot had not touched the ground, the driver immediately pressed the button to close the door, almost sandwiching him in the middle......

I believe that the driver didn't mean it, and when I think about it carefully, the driver doesn't seem to take the chameleon's ticket, and the class leader, who has always been honest, even forgot to remind the driver that there is a small number of people......

The squad leader certainly didn't mean it either......