Count, you must count, otherwise you will get depression and anorexia, as the Jade Emperor, you can't be crushed by such a small blow.

Even if he loses the most precious thing, at least he can know who dared to break ground on Tai Sui's head, no, he dared to break ground on the head of the Jade Emperor, even if he has true feelings for him, he can't forgive.

"Mommy Mommy Red, Mommy Mommy Purple, Mommy Mommy Sang, Mommy Mulberry is about to appear."

It may be because of the fact that he has not counted for a long time, the Jade Emperor is not even proficient in the law, and he doesn't know what kind of nonsense he is talking about.

The Jade Emperor thought that with his own mana, as long as he pinched his fingers, he would be able to know the cause and effect of the whole thing, but an afternoon passed, and his fingers were about to break, and he didn't figure out the reason.

Immortal laws are all deceptive things, and feudal superstition kills people! The Jade Emperor cursed in his heart.

Although he said so, the Jade Emperor still didn't give up, but the hateful thing was that he couldn't fake this matter, if he let others calculate something, no matter how thick his skin was, he wouldn't have the face to meet the immortals.

Hmph, I don't believe that I can't calculate, I'll go to the treasure house of Heaven now, and take eighty or ninety magic weapons from him, I don't believe that I can't reproduce the scene.

"Niangniang, the Jade Emperor is not in the house now."

"I heard that the Jade Emperor is in poor health, I'll come to see him, do you dare to stop the mourning family?"

Outside, there was a conversation between the janitor and the queen mother.

Not good, there is an alarm, I instantly!

Speaking of which, the teleportation technique should be the most used by the Jade Emperor, and it is also the best and most skilled spell, sure enough, practice makes perfect, just before the Queen Mother entered the house, the Jade Emperor had disappeared into the house and went straight to the Treasure Pavilion.

"Look, I said the Jade Emperor is not here."

"Come on, give me this little immortal to the mortal world, be a demon for a hundred years, and re-cultivate."

"Yes!"

"Queen Mother, I was wronged, Jade Emperor, help, Jade Emperor~"

The janitor fairy was unwillingly taken down, and this was already the twelfth fairy who dedicated himself to the Jade Emperor.

The body is sick, hum, I think it's a fox spirit who is fascinated by it!

The Queen Mother turned around angrily and slammed the door.

"Ah~Ahh

The Jade Emperor understood that it was the little immortal who was guarding the door who was scolding him, because this was not the first time.

He doesn't blame Xiaoxian, he just hopes that Xiaoxian, who is also a man, will be able to understand his situation one day after starting a family.

Brother, scold, it's not that I'm not righteous enough, in the battle between the enemy and me, I must abandon the pawn to protect the handsome, sacrifice the little you, protect the big me, and wait for me to have the opportunity to promote you again, and send you to the fairy seat farther away, so that you can retire with peace of mind.

The Jade Emperor has already issued twelve such blank checks, and none of them have been cashed.

Putting aside the small guilt in his heart, the Jade Emperor began to search for treasure in the treasure vault.

Qiankun mirror, the treasure of the fairy world, can know the past and present life.

Now, the Jade Emperor used more than a dozen Qiankun mirrors to surround himself in the middle.

After pinching the immortal duel, the Jade Emperor injected his mana into the Qiankun Mirror.

More than a dozen Qiankun mirrors appeared in Chang'e's picture at the same time, and the Jade Emperor felt as if he was in the TV sales area of Suning and Gome.

Looking at Chang'e in the mirror is still beautiful, but it's a pity that it's not an LCD screen. The Jade Emperor felt that there was a fly in the ointment.

The plot has come to the Jade Emperor opening his arms.

The murderer appeared, and the Jade Emperor carefully identified it and found that the murderer's face was actually mosaic.

Wouldn't it, then? There are also fake and shoddy products in the magic weapon?

Turn around, turn in circles, it's the same in all the mirrors.

The plot continues to develop, and the mosaic man beats the Jade Emperor.

Oh mom, you're ruthless, boy, don't let me find you.

Chang'e flew into the water and pulled the fainting Jade Emperor ashore.

Chang'e, my goddess, you are my savior, I have nothing to repay, I can only make a promise.

The Jade Emperor urged the mana and forcibly turned the camera to the close-up of the murderer.

Demon, I can't see you this time?

Snowflakes + blue screen.

Waterfall Khan, can't even count like this?

The screen display was restored, which gave the Jade Emperor new hope, but ......

Four Heavenly Kings? They actually saw my ugliness? It's really TM~

The Jade Emperor who came out of the treasure vault had already put the matter of tracking down the murderer, and his mind was all about how to transfer the Four Heavenly Kings to clean the toilet.

The extremely depressed Jade Emperor forgot that this Qiankun Mirror had a preservation function, and his carelessness left a big hidden danger for himself.

It's not that the Qiankun mirror is not easy to use, it's really that our Mr. Niu Xuanzhu is too different.

He has already died once, and now he is not a human, not a ghost, not a demon, not a fairy, not a beast, and of course not a vegetable, how can the Qiankun mirror show his appearance, as a magic weapon, the Qiankun mirror is also very helpless.

The sound of immortals is lingering, and the immortal drums are bursting, this is the Jade Emperor ordering the heavenly officials to convene a meeting of all the immortals, and for a while, the immortals from all walks of life teleported closely, and the clouds from afar, all rushed to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

Moon.

"Oh no, the Jade Emperor is convening a meeting of all the immortals, if my prediction is correct, I want you." Chang'e said to the cow bolt.

When the matter came to an end, Niu Zhuzhu's heart began to weaken, but after eating countless tofu from Chang'e and saying countless big words, it was really not good to pretend to be cowardly at this time.

Touching the thumping little heart, Niu Zhuzhu gritted his teeth.

Forget it, no one has died since ancient times, let alone no little cock. Die like a man!

"It's okay, the sky is falling, I am on top of it, Sister Chang'e can rest assured, I will go with you to see the Jade Emperor Lao'er and see what he can do to me."

"No, you can't come with me." Chang'e hurriedly said.

Is this fool going to kill himself, how can the two of them escape by themselves, seeing that his IQ is close to that of the fairy pet, maybe he will miss it when he talks about it, and then I will be speechless, absolutely not like this.

"What if the Jade Emperor doesn't pursue this matter, aren't you throwing yourself into the net?"

"That's right, then I'll be a housewife and man in the Moon Palace, and wait for my sister to come back and eat together." The cow bolted up his apron and turned around to run to the kitchen.

"No, this Moon Palace is no longer safe, I don't think you should run."

"If you catch it, you can catch it, and it has made a big wish for me to cook a sweet and delicious meal for my sister before I get caught."

I was really defeated by this idiot, do you have to let yourself say it.

Seeing that Niu Zhuzhu couldn't guess what he meant, no matter how he hinted, Chang'e almost went crazy.

Don't force me to kill you, take your corpse to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor convened a meeting, but he couldn't be too late, and besides, it would arouse suspicion, so let's say it clearly, and solve him if he doesn't go to the Tao.

"I mean, you are here, my sister must not watch you die, if you stay here, they will come to arrest you, I, I will die with you."

"Really? Sister, that's really ......" Niu Zhuzhu's eyes lit up.

Chang'e's jade hand has turned into a hand knife.

"How wrong! How can I implicate my sister, I'm leaving, take care of my sister. ”

Niu Zhuzhu said that he would leave, and went directly out of the Moon Palace.

Putting away the knife and tidying up her clothes, Chang'e let out a long breath: Even if you kid understands quickly, the old lady won't kill people for a few days!