A cold wind, a shiver.

The Jade Emperor's first reaction after waking up was that he had met a robber, he had been stunned by bricks in the world, and he was like this when he woke up.

Of course, this was one of his great secrets, and the robber was sent directly to the eighteenth layer of hell by him in private.

Not far away, the laughter of the seven fairies came, and the Jade Emperor couldn't help but have a headache when he thought of his seven money-losing goods.

I must have watched the entertainment version of "New Immortals" again, and it's really lacking in morality.

Listen to this laughter, it is more bold than the butcher who kills pigs in the nether world, can't you be a little more reserved, can't you take care of your father and my face?

You say, I'm so smart, how can I give birth to such seven stupid girls.

It must be the queen mother's lack of virtue that has bad genes!

After putting all the blame on the queen mother, Jade Emperor Huo stood up, and he wanted to go over and angrily reprimand his seven bold daughters.

Fortunately, a gust of cold wind reminded him of his current situation in a very timely manner and calmed him down.

Hmph, the so-called wind blows the crotch of your pants and your butt is cold, and your father and I have a lot of inconvenience today, so I will let you go for the time being.

The Jade Emperor said a cruel word in his heart, and he used teleportation to escape from the land of right and wrong.

Back in his dormitory, changing into casual clothes, the Jade Emperor sat at the table and drank a sip of soothing tea.

Haha, fortunately, no one found out about the embarrassment just now.

Drinking tea and watching the entertainment version of "New Immortals", the Jade Emperor felt that life was full of color again.

Hey, no, Chang'e and I kissed me and me by the pavilion, complaining to each other, how could I be robbed.

I thought about it, at that time I thought that Chang'e threw herself into my arms and played in the water with me, but then I was beaten by someone, at that time I seemed to see that the person in my arms was not Chang'e, it was another man without clothes, it was that man who took advantage of me not to be attacked and snatched my limited edition gray wolf's clothes.

Oh no, unclothed man, oh my.

Thinking of the way he woke up, the Jade Emperor suddenly covered his ass with his hand.

Breaking money is a small matter, but losing a body is a big thing.

The Jade Emperor suddenly became very nervous, what was originally a simple theft case rose from a robbery to a more serious level in his heart.

It may be a psychological effect, or it may be that the frequency of bathing has decreased recently, anyway, at this time, the Jade Emperor suddenly felt some itching in the hole of his buttocks, which made him almost cry.

The Jade Emperor was stunned stupidly, his heart was extremely entangled and struggling.

Whether it counts or not.

Count, do you have the courage to face the real reality?

No, what if it's just a robbery.

Count, count, count, count......

Time flies, the Jade Emperor's eye sockets are deep, he hasn't slept all night, and the whole room is covered with countless lotus petals.

Also sleepless all night were Chang'e and the Four Heavenly Kings, all of whom were worried that they would be involved in the Jade Emperor's attack.

In stark contrast.

This night, the most fragrant sleep was lying on Chang'e's lap, the culprit of the whole thing - Niu Bolt Zhu.

This is his advantage, he has no heart and lungs, and he sleeps when he is full, let alone on Chang'e's lap.

That night, the Jade Rabbit had an enemy, a stinky man who had taken possession of Chang'e's jade legs, which was originally its own, although it had never sworn possession of those jade legs by urinating like a dog.

However, Yutu is sure that if he did something like a dog, he would definitely appear on the menu of Chang'e's dinner.

"Sister, haven't you slept all night?" Niu Shuzhu asked with concern.

In fact, Niu Shuzhu had already woken up, and he was exhausted from rubbing on Chang'e's legs before he opened his eyes contentedly.

Of course, this kind of welfare is indispensable to his donkey friends and dogs, and everyone has followed suit.

"How did I sleep, it's you, aren't you afraid that the Jade Emperor will kill you?" Chang'e's eyes were full of grievances.

"Sister Chang'e, no man in this world is willing to scold you for a word, let alone punish you, the Jade Emperor is a man, then he won't embarrass his sister. Besides, I, Niu Zhuzhu, do things alone, as long as it is for you, Sister Chang'e, I not only dare to fight the Jade Emperor, but I am not even afraid of the Heavenly King Laozi. The cow bolt pillar patted his chest proudly.

"The Heavenly King Lao Tzu is the Jade Emperor." Chang'e kindly corrected.

"Oh? Is it? Sister, you are really knowledgeable, you know this, you are worthy of being a goddess in the minds of men in the world, for your sister, it is worth dying! Niu Xuanzhu didn't expect that chatting with Chang'e and farting could also grow knowledge, and his mood was even happier.

"You are such a good man who dares to be a good man, my sister believes that you will not betray your sister."

What Chang'e wants is the sentence Niu Shuzhu, she is a woman among women, a fairy among women, a fairy among fairies, she knows what her most powerful weapon is, and she is familiar with it.

Not to mention a rookie like Niu Shuzhu, isn't an old bird like the Jade Emperor also being played with by Chang'e.

A touched and ambiguous look was thrown over, and Niu Shuzhu almost fainted on Chang'e's lap again, but thinking that the tofu on his leg had just been eaten, Niu Shuzhu took advantage of the situation to lean on Chang'e's shoulder and started a new round of coquettish and calorie oil.

If it were another man, Chang'e would never be so generous, and it is estimated that the violent tendencies will be revealed again, cutting off the root of the other party.

But in the face of this person who has no root cause, Chang'e is much less vigilant, and this man created by a woman is really eye-catching, so Chang'e half-pushes and half-admits him to mess around.

In Chang'e's heart, Niu Xuanzhu will definitely not live long, and his death is somewhat related to himself, so he will compensate him now.

Rulan returned to Tushi Palace with a fox the next day, pretending to have just returned from catching demons in the Nether.

"Master, what's going on at home? How did it come to this? Rulan pretended to be shocked, and even she felt that her performance was really exaggerated.

"Lan Lan, my Lan Lan~ I'm only left with you now~" Taishang Laojun pounced directly, and he didn't notice Rulan's bad acting skills at all.

"Don't cry, don't cry, master, what's going on? Someone bullied you, I'll go to avenge the master! "Such as Lan Dayi awe-inspiring way.

Dead old man, look at your pitiful, let you hug it a little, don't kick your nose in the face, otherwise be careful of my "explosive ball kick".

Rulan's true thoughts in her heart are as above.

"It's rough, the fairy world is going to be rough, I'll forget it, the crime group, their purpose is definitely not my Doushi Palace, I only start with Si, they must have a bigger conspiracy, it is estimated that those two Taoist boys are their people, their Si Li is everywhere, it's too terrible, it's too terrifying."

"Yes...... So serious? ”

Rulan's expression was embarrassed, she just failed in the resurrection technique, how could she become a catastrophe in the fairy world.

"Oh, Lan Lan, you don't believe me? I've counted the ground, this demon king I can't count other people, immortals, and demons, I have counted countless hexagrams, sometimes he is a person, sometimes he is an immortal, and sometimes he has become a dog, a donkey, a deer, anyway, it's outrageous. "Taishang Laojun has a way of prescribing.

"Then did you report to the Jade Emperor?"

It's over, this time it's a big deal, and it seems that I can only fight to death and refuse to admit it.

"I also want to, I'm going to die in a hurry, but the Jade Emperor hasn't seen anyone since yesterday, what can I do." Lao Jun's hands began to slide dishonestly on Rulan's back.

At this time, a new version of "New Immortals" was sent to the Doushi Palace by the immortal law and called on Lao Jun's face.

Lao Jun had to let go of Rulan in order to remove the newspaper on his face, and this helpless letting go happened to save his "egg" life, he didn't notice that Rulai's jade feet were already full of strength.

In the fairy world, reading the newspaper is a major event for all immortals, and it is also an indispensable part of their boring life, so the master and apprentice temporarily put aside such a small matter as the catastrophe in the heavenly realm and read the newspaper seriously.

Front Page Headlines:

The Jade Emperor was overworked and sick, and all the immortals were concerned about the Lord and prayed together - may the Jade Emperor recover soon

Second Edition:

The Danfang was ransacked by the inner ghosts, and the old fairy king howled and cried - remembering the retribution of a miser

The news is also accompanied by an illustration of Taishang Laojun suffering in the Danfang, which is very exquisite.

Three editions:

The four heavenly kings suffered from the eye of the needle at the same time, and the relevant departments reminded the prevention of infection - a great discussion on environmental pollution in the fairy world

Entertainment Edition:

The Seven Fairies Pavilion gathered, and countless Daxian fans watched - on the consequences of the imbalance in the ratio of men and women in the fairy world