The title of the essay left by Mr. Zhang is called "Great Love Without Borders", and the word count is 800 words, and it is estimated that the students wrote about the Wenchuan earthquake, Yushu earthquake, and Gansu earthquake...... In short, if there is no earthquake, there will be no love, if there is no "difficulty", there will be no "prosperity", if the people of the whole country are not allowed to eat poisonous food, and if they do not create healthy citizens who are immune to biological and chemical weapons.

Standing up with the empty manuscript, the glorious images of countless heroes flashed through my mind.

For example, Cao Zhi, who wrote seven-step poems, Zhuge Liang, who fought Confucianism with his tongue, Tang Bohu, who can vomit blood in couplets, and "Quarrel King" who can say straight to bent and dead to live (from Stephen Chow's movie "Jiupin Sesame Official").

The corners of my tough and unyielding mouth squeezed out a cruel smile, and I planned not to bow to fate, and now I am writing an 800-word essay to deal with the Chinese teacher.

I said before that because my father is very good at the mountains, I am also very good at the mountains, and the reason why my language grades are not good, especially the low score in the essay, is because I forgot to write and always went off topic to Java.

"Uh-huh—" I coughed pretending to be calm, raised the manuscript to chest height, and read aloud:

"Love knows no bounds, which means that love should not have boundaries. What are the borders? Boundaries are national boundaries, and if I give you an example, you will have a clear understanding that Diaoyu Dao is something within our national borders......"

Listening to the fact that I was able to go from the fluttering slogan of "Great Love Without Borders" to the heavy issue of the Diaoyu Islands, even the old man Zhang, the classmates were waiting for me to say something.

Being watched by everyone, I was even more nervous about playing on the spot.

"Well, the Diaoyu Islands are within the borders, and the country advocates 'great love without borders', remembering that the Bible once said that you should not only love your friends, but also love your enemies. In order to let the 'light of great love' shine on the world, we must not only love people in our own country, but also love people in other countries, such as ...... To love the Japanese......"

Xiong Yaoyue was blocking it with a textbook, and was secretly drinking a drink, and when she heard this, she squirted all over the Chinese textbook with a "poof".

The students took advantage of the chaos to discuss.

"Ye Lin is so funny, how can we love the Japanese! Doesn't it mean that even if aliens attack the earth, we must first unite with the aliens and destroy Japan? ”

Father-in-law Cao defended me seriously: "You don't understand my master's good intentions! By loving the Japanese, my master means that we love Sora Aoi, Ran Muto, Akiho Yoshizawa, Kaede Matsushima, Hime Kamiya, and Maria Ozawa...... Love these Japanese people! One day when the People's Liberation Army lands in Tokyo, I must sign up as a goodwill ambassador to comfort the Japanese little Lori who was frightened in the war! ”

"Oh, do you want to 'fertilize' them yourself?"

The boy who sat next to Father-in-law Cao, because of the blackness of the ink, was gradually able to say that the degree of loss was not inferior to Father-in-law Cao's complaint.

Instead, Xiaoqin held her face in her hands and looked at me with adoration, as if I were Lincoln in a presidential debate.

Old man Zhang slapped the podium table vigorously to silence everyone, and then asked me to continue reading.

I had no choice but to follow the logic just now:

"Well, since we deduce from the boundless love that we should love the Japanese, then simply ...... Just give them Diaoyu Dao to improve Sino-Japanese relations! ”

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was shocked, only Xiaoqin didn't react, I don't think she cares about what I say at all.

Niu Shili was the first to cast a hateful look at me, I heard that he has accounts on the "Iron and Blood Forum" and "Power Forum", and he is an out-and-out angry young man.

Old man Zhang smiled dumbly, "Ye Lin, I remember that you used to be fascist?" Why did you become a traitor again today? ”

"I—I'm not a traitor!" I pleaded, "I just deduced this result from the words 'love knows no bounds'!" And Mr. Zhang, last time I said in my essay that I wanted to kill all the Japanese, teacher, you are not happy, this time I said that I want peace between China and Japan, why are you still not happy? ”

Old man Zhang touched his chin and looked around, as if he wanted to admonish not only me, but also all the classmates present.

"When it comes to international politics, it's not time for you young people to make comments, and the more you are a student, the calmer you have to be, you know?"

"We got it!" The classmates below were taken by Old Man Zhang's yin wei, and they all replied, but not everyone shouted loudly, and the class leader's lips moved, but he didn't speak.

But Xiong Yaoyue shouted louder than anyone else, as if she was shouting hoarsely and could win the championship of any competition.

"I'll be calm!!" She shouted with a loud voice like a chicken blood and a gun, anyone who looked at her would feel that she was excited, as long as she was given a kitchen knife, she could rush into the village committee building and hack to death a large number of Jihua fertility cadres.

"Ye Lin," Old Man Zhang locked his gaze back to me again, "Did you write this essay yet?" You're not making it up, are you? ”

My legs trembled, and I said stiffly, "I wrote it!" It's just off-topic! I often digress, Mr. Zhang, you don't know! ”

"Really?" Old man Zhang pushed his glasses upward, "Then you continue to read, let me listen, how far can those 800 words go off-topic!" ”

I was worrying about how to make up the rest of the composition, but Xiaoqin used the textbook as a cover and whispered to me:

"Instead of loving strangers, love the ...... around you"

I thought what she dictated was quite reliable, so I deliberately slowed down and repeated Xiaoqin's words.

"Instead of loving strangers, love the ...... around you"

"My wife ...... by my side"

"The wife next to me...... Huh? ”

The classmates immediately cheered, Xiong Yaoyue knocked on the table while laughing, and was criticized by Old Man Zhang.

The squad leader looked powerless against me.

Old man Zhang coughed twice, laughed at me and said:

"Huh? Ye Lin, you are a good man in the new era! I was going to be a traitor just now, and I swore to be a good man after a while! Did you hear all the girls in the class? Is there anyone planning to marry him? ”

Xiaoqin raised half an arm, as if to say eagerly, "I! I! But Old Man Zhang didn't notice her.

As if to avoid suspicion, the squad leader looked away from me.

"Do you have anything else under your composition?" Old man Zhang asked with a gloating attitude.

Not to be outdone, I hurriedly said, "Yes! How not! ”

So he continued to follow Xiaoqin's "love wife" argument, "That, as we all know, loving a wife is a little love, and if you only know how to love your wife, you can't understand it and don't want to be reincarnated...... No, the realm of boundless love! ”

The more I talked, the more confusing it became.

"So we must not only love our own wives, but also love other people's wives......

Old man Zhang, who was bringing the teacup to his mouth, almost choked to death by my words. The squad leader's face should be as ugly as it looks. Xiaoqin was just puffing up, with an expression of "I'm not satisfied" with me.

"Alright, alright!" Old man Zhang waved his hand to sit me down, "You don't need to look at me to know that you haven't written an essay at all - go home and copy ten sheets of manuscript paper with your name, and hand it over to me tomorrow!" ”

I was worried, "Don't let me copy my own name, let me copy Niu Shili's name, okay?" ”

Niu Shili turned his head to me in horror, although Xiong Yaoyue kept it a good secret for me, but under the pen of PHS and a dry rotten girl, the news that I was a spread far and wide, and Niu Shili must have been afraid that I was interested in him. In this way, I mediated the conflict between him and Shen Shaoyi the day before yesterday, and I had a reasonable explanation.

"weishenme, you want to copy Niu Shili's name?" Old man Zhang also felt very strange.

I said with a bitter face, "I have too many strokes of the word 'Lin', Niu Shili is so easy to write!" ”

"Okay!" Old man Zhang generously agreed, and before Niu Shili objected, he said, "As long as Niu Shili agrees to write your name when he is punished in the future, you can write his name, and you two can change your name, how about it?" ”

I didn't squeak anymore, and the two boys wrote each other's names densely on ten sheets of manuscript paper, which was a multi-based and multi-based behavior.

"Teacher......" PHS suddenly raised his hand, "My chest is suddenly tight, can you let me go to the infirmary to rest?" ”

After receiving permission, the loudspeaker said, "I'll send her!" "Skipping class with a group openly.

How? PHS, is this sick by me and Niu Shili! I just want to spit out too many strokes of "Lin", don't go online with everything!

After class, the squad leader came to visit Xiaoqin's situation, and at the end of the duty yesterday, Xiaoqin suddenly lost her temper at everyone, and the squad leader was still very worried.

Xiaoqin had a friendly conversation with the squad leader, and Xiaoqin, who shouted "You woman is so annoying" yesterday, seemed to be a different person entirely.

"Ye Lin and I waited in the classroom for a while, and the weather cleared, and when we went home, we didn't get wet in the rain at all!"

"That's ...... That's fine......" The squad leader hesitated a little and didn't delve into the reason for Xiaoqin's tantrum.

"Squad leader," Xiaoqin asked with a smile, "You didn't meet anyone to trouble you on the way to and from school, did you?" ”

The squad leader recalled a little, "I didn't see those people yesterday...... I was supposed to come here with caution when I was in school today, and I put three tennis balls in the bicycle basket......"

Three tennis balls? Squad leader, do you have the confidence to play without missing shots, and solve an enemy with a tennis ball! Hold the handlebar with one hand and throw flying props with the other hand, and move at the speed of your bike? There are two people in the Rose Trio who have big targets, but they are easy targets for sniping!

It suddenly occurred to me that no matter whether Xiaoqin will become my sister-in-law or my girlfriend in the future, her subordinates should also be regarded as my subordinates, so that the "Ye Lin Gang" will not only have the five tigers of the criminal department, but also the three heroes of the rose! Not only is the combat power of the Rose Sanjie much higher than that of the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department, but the degree of ugliness is also incomparable!

Shu Zhe disliked that there were too few of my subordinates more than once, and said that the campus boss had to have twenty or thirty subordinates, so he could only be majestic when he went out like this - I am not really a gangster, what should my subordinates do like that!

And even now, if a thug laughs at my little men to my face, I can push him back, for example, I can say:

"Even if you have more men than mine, can your men be uglier than mine?"

The five tigers of the criminal department, led by the punishment star with a pockmarked face, are enough, and the three heroes of the rose have reached the point of exorcising ghosts and warding off evil spirits, and the living should not approach, as long as they swing them forward, they will not kill you and scare you to death!