[416] Goodbye, UFO
If you lose to other gangsters in a group fight, we will at most have a broken head and blood and live in a courtyard for an injection, if you lose to the "Ye Lin Gang", you will be poured flowers by the three heroes of roses! The more you dress up like a dog, the more dangerous you are! I will definitely make you out of the psychological shadow, and you will never lift it for the rest of your life!
By the way, strictly speaking, my subordinates also include Gonggong Cao and Shu Zhe, who are divided into the left army division and the right army division, one of whom is inferior to a person's character, and can give me advice from various angles of exterminating humanity.
To sum up, if Xiaoqin is not counted, my subordinates only have Shu Zhe, who is beautiful, and he is still a pseudo-mother, so it can be said that there is no limit to cheating. If you want to take revenge on the three heroes of roses, then you can only find a gap in Shu Zhe.
Shu Zhe is not only a cheating father but also a cheating sister, for a hardcover version of scum like him, in case we are defeated in a group fight, we can consider learning from the great "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and discarding Shu Zhe as a baggage, so that the enemy will be busy competing for him, a pseudo-mother, and the rest of us can retreat with our whole bodies.
After school yesterday, the story of the class president being entangled by the little sister of Chizuru Girls' School quickly spread in the class.
"Nonsense! If the squad leader wants a boyfriend, do you still need to rob it! The loudspeaker was indignant, she had just sent PHS to the infirmary, and she might have heard PHS say a little bit of the details on the way, "As long as the squad leader sits there and waves, at least half of those stinky boys in our class will crawl over with their tongues sticking out their tongues!" ”
The boys who boasted of being the squad leader's loyal dogs nodded busily, and when they saw that the squad leader's face was not a good color, they shrank their necks.
Niu Shili clenched his casserole-sized fist in his seat.
"Squad leader, why didn't you tell me about this kind of thing earlier?" He said a little bitterly, "I'll escort you to and from school in the future, and you must teach those bastards at Chizuru Girls' School a good lesson!" ”
"It doesn't have to be," the class leader muttered, "I ride my bicycle to and from school every day, and you don't go home in the same direction as me." ”
"Then I'll go to Chizuru Girls' School to settle accounts with them!" Niu Shili was still not angry.
It is worthy of being the chief loyal dog of the squad leader! In order to avenge the squad leader, he did not hesitate to go deep into the enemy's lair - but although Niu Shili was strong, he had too little experience in fighting, and he was likely to fall into the way of others, and was knocked unconscious and dragged into the girls' school for a humiliation! Scarcity is expensive! Take Uncle He's daughter He Ling as an example, she couldn't see a man in a girls' school, so she went to a taekwondo gym to desperately attract men's attention! Niu Shili, what kind of abuse you will be subjected to in a girls' school, I really can't imagine it!
I just wanted to discuss with Xiaoqin, hoping that she could inform her old subordinates and open up to Niu Shili, but found that Xiaoqin hid behind the squad leader because of androphobia, and only showed 1/4 of her face behind the squad leader's shoulders.
"Niu Shili, as the squad leader, I can't allow you to go to another school to fight with people!" The class leader said solemnly, "And it's a girls' school after all, isn't it glorious for you to go to a girls' school to find trouble as a big man?" ”
The squad leader is so reasonable, I thought Niu Shili had nothing to say, but I didn't expect Niu Shili to be particularly stubborn today, he knocked on the table angrily, gritted his teeth and said:
"Chizuru Girls' School doesn't necessarily have no men!"
Huh? Listening to this meaning, Niu Shili seems to know the inside story! Was he referring to the male teachers at the girls' school? Can there be male teachers in an all-girls school? I don't really know about that!
"You say that?" The squad leader asked questions that I was also interested in.
"Hmph, what kind of 'rose group' at Chizuru Girls' School, the leader is a man!"
Hey, Red Rose looks a lot like the Minotaur race, but it's a cow after all! Are you talking about a yellow rose that is fat like a ball? She has a beard next to her mouth, such as a flower, and you can be forgiven for mistaking her for a man......
"Niu Shili," the loudspeaker leaned over, "I heard that your family lives not too far from the Thousand Crane Girls' School!" "Big Horn is always proficient in all kinds of gossip, unlike PHS who only cares about BL.
Niu Shili, who became more and more angry the more he talked, did not say anything to the loudspeaker, he continued:
"In short, the people at Chizuru Girls' School are incorruptible and shameless, no matter how young they are, they all seduce boys from other schools to support themselves, and they also elect boys to be their bosses......"
"Hey, do you have any proof of that?" I interrupted him, how can I say that Xiaoqin also studied at Qianhe Girls' School, you said that the people at Qianhe Girls' School are incorruptible and shameless, didn't you scold Xiaoqin too?
Niu Shili has always been at odds with me, and when I asked, he took off his glasses and pointed to a not-so-obvious scar on the bridge of his nose that was covered by the frames of his glasses.
After presenting the physical evidence, he put his glasses back on.
"See? This scar is what the shameless girl of Chizuru Girls' School left for me to find her boyfriend to help with her fist! ”
Is there an old grudge? No wonder as soon as I heard that the class leader was harassed by the people of Chizuru Girls' School, I blew up the nest!
I wanted to ask Xiaoqin if she knew about Niu Shili's beating, so I looked in Xiaoqin's direction, but found that her body trembled slightly, and she continued to move behind the squad leader.
Has achyphobia worsened again? On weekdays, Niu Shili sits on your right, so you won't be afraid of him like this!
"Then you, Weishenme, have a conflict with the people at Chizuru Girls' School?" The squad leader asked.
"The most infuriating part is here!" Niu Shili roared, "I don't know what conflicts I have with them!" When I was in the sixth grade of elementary school, I once went to the cultural park on a rainy day......"
Cultural and Cultural Park!? My gaze quickly caught eye on Xiaoqin, and she took another step behind the squad leader.
"I'm so ashamed!" The loudspeaker coaxed, "When you were in the sixth grade of elementary school, you went to insult the junior high school girls of Chizuru Girls' School, and you were beaten up by their boyfriends?" ”
"I didn't!" Niu Shili was so angry that his eyes were split, "That day, my uncle gave me a science fiction novel in English and Chinese, about aliens using ripples caused by rain to communicate with earthlings, so I went to the cultural park with an umbrella, and compared the illustrations in the book while looking at the ground......"
"Wow, you really believe there are aliens!" The big horn covered his mouth and laughed.
Niu Shili blushed a little, "Elementary school students believe in a lot of things!" In a word...... I had just deciphered the codes of a few aliens, and suddenly I saw a student in shorts running down from the opposite rockery......"
"Is it a boy or a girl?" The loudspeaker asked curiously, but I already knew the answer.
"It's raining so hard that I can't tell the difference," Niu admitted, "but I think it's a boy, and a girl's fist won't hurt so much." ”
Of course it hurts! Can the little overlord iron fist not hurt!
"The reason I knew he was with Chizuru Girls' School was because his accomplices were cheering him on at the pavilion in the back. I didn't recruit him or provoke him, he suddenly knocked off my umbrella, and said, 'yes~', he looked very happy, it was really bad! ”
Xiaoqin didn't say "yes~"! She wanted to call me by my name, but she found out that she recognized the wrong person, and she didn't call me completely! However, it is also pertinent for you to say that Xiaobawang is very bad, and I raise my hands and feet in favor.
"I saw that the sci-fi picture book that my uncle gave me was drenched and sad, and I couldn't help but he punched me in the nose, and the frame of my glasses shattered, leaving this scar! What did he say while beating me up', 'cheating on my girlfriend's feelings', 'fake', 'weishenme won't come'...... I don't know what he's talking about! I don't even know his girlfriend! He numbed my left leg, and if it weren't for his men, I might have died there! ”
"Huh?" The loudspeaker made a look of disbelief, "I didn't expect you to be so strong, but you were bullied!" ”
"I can't say that," Niu Shili breathed a sigh of relief, "I haven't been bullied by others since kindergarten, but ...... I was completely stunned by him that day! I've never seen a fist so fast and so powerful, and then I was in the hospital for half a month, and I always have nightmares every night! ”
it! I can't take it anymore! Daddy! Niu Shili, your fate is more tragic than mine! You met the wrong person at the wrong time, in the wrong place, and the little overlord was emotional, and a fat beating when he was blackened and crazy can definitely cripple ordinary elementary school students! If you weren't gifted and your bones were full of muscles, then you might die directly!
I should thank you for that! Xiaoqin will at least be my stepsister in the future, my Xiaoqin is really causing you trouble! You weren't beaten to death, so lucky that Xiaoqin was put in a juvenile detention center! If it weren't for so many students here, I should have bowed to you!
"So powerful?" The loudspeaker stammered, "I don't want to meet someone you can't even beat!" ”
You've already met you! I go to the toilet with you every day and talk about gossip together! I often go to the snack street to buy snacks together!
Listening to Niu Shili tell about his childhood misfortunes, everyone expressed deep sympathy, and Xiaoqin hid behind the squad leader, especially expressing deep sympathy.
Sympathize with your sister! You did it! Give me daoqian, go daoqian!
"I've been looking for the man who injured me, but I couldn't find it." Niu Shili said regretfully.
Found it! Just sit at your next table! But unlike what you remember, she's a girl! Now I can only pretend to be stupid and cute all day long! And because of androphobia, she owes you daoqian, I'm afraid it will be postponed until thirty-six thousand years later!
The squad leader persuaded Niu Shili for a while, and finally dispelled his idea of going to Qianhe Girls' School to find awkwardness, Niu Shili leaned on the back of the chair, rubbing the scar on the bridge of his nose, thoughtful.
Xiaoqin squeezed out a smile to me in her heart, "Classmate Ye Lin, what are we going to eat together at noon?" ”
"It's just the first class and you want to eat after class?" I snorted, "You give me to Niu Shili Daoqian!" ”
Xiaoqin shook her body aggrievedly:
"People didn't mean it~~~~"
"You beat someone to the hospital for half a month, and you still say that it wasn't intentional?"
"However, if it was Ye Lin's classmate who came that day, he wouldn't have to be beaten!"
Why is the responsibility still on me? Not only did you fight him, but you also delayed his communication with the aliens, what if he could have discovered extraterrestrial civilizations? Hurry up to all shijie's UFO lovers!
"It's okay to write a note daoqian, anyway, you don't want to mess with this matter for me!"
Xiaoqin covered her face with her hands, and said shyly:
"What a shame! My shameful past is enough for Ye Lin to know alone! ”