Twelve, unlucky, and hit hard, Chang'e also slapped bricks

Jade emperor? Is it the waste that bullied Sun Wukong and bullied Zhu Bajie in Journey to the West? Lao Tzu has wanted to beat him for a long time, in the whole Journey to the West, I hate him and the Buddha the most, but I didn't expect him to be a base.

When Niu Xuanzhu heard that the person he was beating was the Jade Emperor, not only was he not afraid, but he was even more energetic, and before the Jade Emperor could react, he pounced on the Jade Emperor and rewarded the Jade Emperor with an old fist.

Don't fight, oh my God, dare to beat the Jade Emperor, and fight so badly, I can't believe it. Linglu couldn't bear to look at it anymore.

It's all fought, let's talk about it later. The lion was excited when he saw the blood.

In fact, in the fairy world, how can anyone have no opinion on the Jade Emperor, just like who in the company doesn't hate the boss, they are all dead anyway, and the six brothers simply have one heart and decide to have a good time first.

Let me give him a bite. The Howling Sky Dog occupied Niu Zhuzhu's mouth and bit the Jade Emperor's shoulder fiercely.

Let me kill him, oops, forget that I don't have horns, but it's not fun. The spirit deer controlled the head of the bull bolt pillar on the Jade Emperor's big belly, and the Jade Emperor on the top spit sour water.

He's going to open his eyes, and he can't let him look down on us, so I'll give him a deadly kick. The donkey kicked the Jade Emperor in the lower body.

"Ou~" The Jade Emperor screamed, rolled his eyes, and fainted.

Don't fight, he's fainted, let's think about what to do next? Niu Xuanzhu, who had just retreated to the second line because other brothers were competing to make a move, stopped the almost crazy immortal beasts, and if he continued to fight, he would be killed.

Hide from the world. Lion Road.

Destroy the corpse. Howling Dog Road.

Big unloading of eight pieces. Cattle Trail.

Who are you, and what is there to be no humanity anymore! Niu Xuanzhu looked at the group of so-called immortal beasts around him with frightened eyes, and couldn't help but snort.

We weren't human beings in the first place, and now it's either him or we're dead, what do you say? Stubborn donkey road.

He didn't see us again, so he flickered. Cattle bolt pillar road.

He is the Jade Emperor, he will calculate, even if he can't figure it out himself, there are so many immortals to help him calculate. Howling Dog Road.

There was a lot of arguing on their side, and the fainting Jade Emperor had sunk to the bottom of the water.

"Hey, what are you doing, the Jade Emperor has sunk, save people first~" Chang'e in the pavilion shouted.

It's broken, there are eyewitnesses! The six brothers exclaimed, and then Niu Xuanzhu's murderous eyes turned to Chang'e.

Wow, big beauty, what? Is she Chang'e? No wonder, no wonder! Niu Xuanzhu's gaze changed from murder to lust.

"Save people, save people~" Chang'e shouted at Niu Bolt Pillar.

The beauty is angry, it has no charm~ Tsk, beautiful, so beautiful. Niu Zhuzhu was about to drool, and he didn't hear what Chang'e said.

Damn, idiots like this, really forcing me to swear. Chang'e scolded in her heart.

Seeing that Niu Zhuzhu was stupid and stupid by himself, Chang'e knew that when this guy went to save the Jade Emperor, it was estimated that the corpse would be soaked and rotten, if the dignified Jade Emperor knew that he died in the hands of such a person, it was estimated that he would not be blind to death.

For the stability of the fairy world, in desperation, Chang'e flew into the water by herself.

Wow, oh, it's so beautiful, it's so beautiful, it's wet, oh my God, what day is it, I'm so lucky, why haven't I come out yet, come out and let me see~ Niu Xuanzhu didn't even dare to blink his eyes, staring at the water, waiting for the moment when Chang'e came out of the water.

When Chang'e rescued the Jade Emperor ashore, Niu Xuanzhu remembered that the fat uncle who fainted seemed to be the Jade Emperor who was knocked unconscious by himself.

Sister Chang'e, leave it to me here. Niu Zhuzhu said with a grin.

He wanted to take the opportunity to support Chang'e and continue his plan to kill people.

"Big brother, please come out and mess around, can you put on some clothes?" Chang'e said.

Niu Xuanzhu realized that he was wearing nothing, and he originally wanted to come out of the water and get close to Chang'e, but now it seems that he can only stop in the water.

"I'm sorry, today is a special situation, negligent, negligent." Niu Zhuzhu said with a red face.

Maybe it's because Niu Zhuzhu's new skin is very eye-catching, maybe it's because his stupid appearance is really cute, or maybe Niu Shuzhu did what Chang'e has always wanted to do - stinky beating the Jade Emperor, anyway, Chang'e is very kind and pleasing to the eye when he looks at Niu Shuzhu now.

"Poof." Looking at Niu Zhuzhu's embarrassment, Chang'e couldn't help but hide her face and smile.

"Hey, hey~" Niu Xuanzhu also smirked.

"Fool, what are you laughing at?"

"Huh? Hey, you, you're smiling so beautifully. ”

"Idiot, he looks like a talent, but he's a fool."

Idiot? Not me, right? Oh no, I was out of shape just now? Niu Zhuzhu suddenly woke up a little.

You've just been the best nymphomaniac. Lao Niu commented.

The rest of the fairy pets couldn't stop nodding in agreement, and expressed extreme contempt for Niu Zhuzhu.

Damn, I'm a bullish brother, no, I said I didn't need this nickname, I think I was also in the midst of a hundred flowers back then, and half of the best spicy hand destroyer man who didn't stick to his body, I didn't show you a few hands today and was flattened by you.

In order to earn back face, Niu Xuanzhu shook his spirits, desperately recalled the idol dramas he had watched, and secretly prayed that this time he would not fail too much.

Under Chang'e's surprised gaze, Niu Xuanzhu handsomely brushed his hair with his hands, made a back, and his eyes instantly became deep, looking at Chang'e affectionately.

Not to mention, thanks to his good looks, he is indeed a little handsome, if it weren't for his deliberately handsome expression that lost too many points, Chang'e might really be amazed.

Niu Zhuzhu began to slowly move from the water to Chang'e, very slowly, very manly.

Just when his key part was about to break through the water, he suddenly saw that the Jade Emperor had fainted and was about to sit up in a hurry.

"He, he, he......" Niu Xuanzhu nervously pointed to the Jade Emperor and wanted to remind Chang'e, but because of nervousness, he couldn't say a complete sentence, and his demeanor just now was completely lost.

Chang'e is worthy of being a heroine among women, and she originally wanted to see if this handsome little handsome guy was very expected, but seeing his nervous appearance, she immediately knew what was going on.

The Jade Emperor felt very dizzy, his stomach was still swollen, and he was in pain and wanted to fall apart, these feelings have not been since Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and I don't know what happened today.

Just as he was about to open his eyes to look at what was in front of him, the first thing he saw was a rectangular object coming towards him, and then he lost all consciousness again in severe pain.

Niu Xuanzhu's mouth was open enough to put down five steamed buns, and his chin was about to fall into the water, he had just witnessed Chang'e's neat brick, putting down the already unlucky Jade Emperor again, it is estimated that a concussion is inevitable, and maybe there will be any sequelae.

Niu Zhuzhu swallowed hard: This woman is not the same as the legend, her face is like a peach blossom, she is ruthless, and she is better to be careful.

But this brick was shot in time, if only I could shoot the Jade Emperor stupidly, or shoot him partially amnesia, it would be good for everyone to forget what happened today, and I didn't have to kill people.

Niu Xuanzhu's heart was secretly happy, and he just wanted to express his admiration for Chang'e like a surging river, but he was stunned to find that Chang'e was actually picking up the Jade Emperor's sweatshirt and shorts.

My mom, this shijie is crazy, don't be in such a hurry, it turns out that the brick is for this, and it's not me who is the brick in the weishenme. Niu Xuanzhu couldn't believe what was happening in front of him, and couldn't help but rub his eyes with his hands.