If a woman wants to take back what she said, she only needs to say another word to go out, but a man can't, and the premise for a man to take back what he said is to let go of his dignity!

My Yu Xiaoxi is an upright man, and what he says is the water that has been spilled, and it is absolutely impossible to take it back. Because for me, dignity is equivalent to life, and it may even be beyond life. After all, the head has fallen off a bowl and a big scar, and eighteen years later, Lao Tzu is still a good man. But if my dignity is lost, it will be irreparable, and no matter how long it will take, people will remember your infamy, and that's how it came to be.

Since I have announced in public that I am going to the back mountain to get rid of the mountain ghost Niangniang, I can't go back, no matter how everyone persuades me, it is to no avail, in short, I have made up my mind, you don't have to persuade me bitterly!

"Uncle Mo, this year's sacrificial activities will be exempted, you better let the villagers transport all the food used in the sacrifice back to their homes! After all, it is the fruit of his own hard work, how can he use it to worship this hateful mountain ghost Niangniang for no reason? Isn't this lady very powerful, very vicious, the deity has eliminated the evil for the people today. From now on, you don't have to make this sacrifice again, because I will soon be destroying her on behalf of the Taishang Laojun! "It's a pity that I don't have a decent Taoist priest now, if I am equipped with a dust, then I will not be a god of the whole immortal wind and bones! Alas, it's just that it happened suddenly, so let's take all the power. If you don't have a line, you can't do it, although people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, but temperament is not something that can only be presented by clothes.

If you are Sister Guanyin, even if you are dressed in rags and singing on the street, people will worship you!

"Mr. Yu, no, it's Daoist Wang Chongyang! Have you really decided to subdue that mountain ghost? This is a very dangerous thing, you need to think about it! Uncle Mo, the patriarch, said to me in a serious tone, these words "you" made me feel a little ashamed. The elders call "you" to the younger ones to fold my longevity, and I can't afford it! But this is a critical period, and I can't afford to miss a big deal because of these small questions. It was not easy to deceive the trust of the villagers, and I was able to establish my prestige as a so-called ghost hunter. If I can't hold on at this time, won't all my work be wasted? Forget it, if you lose your life, you can lose your life, it's a big deal to live a few years less! Don't be too greedy for this person, it's almost enough to live to be a hundred years old, you have to live to be one hundred and one years old!

"Uncle Mo, don't worry, I watched the stars last night and found that the mountain ghost Niangniang's qi was exhausted. Besides, I have been practicing the art of catching ghosts and exorcisms since I was a child, and now I have already surpassed the demon many times more. As long as I go, the demon will be punished! "As long as you dare to blow, others will dare to believe it. Besides, my face was serious at the time, and I spoke loudly, how could they not believe it? Only Britney doesn't believe it, but she doesn't dare to expose me in public, if she dares, I'll give her to ...... (Whatever you think here, just don't be too elegant)

"Hey, Jade Creek! I said, why don't you blush at all when you brag about it! Stargazing at night? You went to bed earlier than anyone else last night! Britney whispered in my ear again, and I was so afraid that she would laugh again, and I would have to hide it again.

"Chi Tiantian, let me tell you, this is the last moment, you'd better not give me tricks! Otherwise, I will try all cruel and cruel methods to deal with you, and teach you to live and not to die! "Give her a little intimidation, hopefully she can be scared. Mom, she's going to be scared of me? Can you believe it? I don't believe it anyway!

"Brother Xiaoxi, what are you talking about with Sister Tiantian? I want to hear it too! Hua Yao suddenly popped up again, why is this chick's curiosity so big? How can it be stronger than a child's curiosity? No, she's not much better than a child!

"That...... I'm discussing with your sister how to deal with that mountain ghost girl! Yao'er, you obediently stay by your sweet sister's side and don't run around, Brother Xiaoxi is going to get rid of the demon and catch the ghost alone! Although your sister's skills are not very strong, it is more than enough to protect you and the villagers! "Of course, my deceptive tricks are more than enough to deceive you, this little girl.

"Brother Xiaoxi, do you want to go alone? That's dangerous, Yao'er has to go with you! Hua Yao looked at me firmly, and I was really moved at that moment. Tell me how many little girls are not afraid of ghosts, and now she is going to "catch ghosts" with me for me, oh my God, if I don't take you away, how can I be worthy of my dead fathers and fellow villagers!

"Yes, Brother Yu, I will also go with you. Don't forget that I'm a female Taoist priest with strong martial arts, so I might be able to help you when the time comes! "I won't be surprised that Britney wants to go with me, because she knows very well that the mountain ghost doesn't exist at all! How brave do you think she is, if I didn't go to hunt ghosts but to fight tigers today, do you think she would dare to join in the fun?

"Okay, don't mess with me, just your little bit of Taoism will only affect me! You better stay and wait for my good news, and be responsible for protecting the villagers, what if that mountain ghost lady has a sister or brother or something that runs over and raids the villagers while I'm away! None of you are allowed to follow me, but all of you stay at home and wait for me to come back." "Actually, I've already planned it, this two hundred percent of what kind of mountain ghost lady doesn't exist, so I don't need to spend too much effort at all. Just find a random place to sleep in the back mountain, and get up the next day and go back to talk to the villagers. Let's just say that I fought with the vicious mountain ghost Niangniang for a day and a night, and finally she was defeated and died by me through the heart with a sword. It's a big deal to talk about the details, anyway, Jin Yong and Gu Long's martial arts have also seen a lot, or I will add fuel and vinegar to the plot of Zhang Wuji single-handedly challenging the six major factions. With my eloquence and eloquent speech, it's no wonder that I don't coax them into a daze! At that time, as long as the mountain ghost Niangniang is eliminated, then the demons of the villagers will be eliminated, and I will benefit the people for a great time, which will be immortal and will shine in the annals of history!

Among all the people, Britney is the only one who knows my family background, so she is the only one who is most worried about me. Although Hua Yao was also worried about me, she believed that I was really a strange person with high skills, and her heart was much more relaxed in comparison. But Britney is different, she has lived under the same roof with me for so long, although she didn't have the opportunity to count how many hairs I have on my body, but she still knows how many catties and taels my so-called Taoism is, so she pulled me aside.

"Brother Yu, what are you going to do, is it possible that you have to find someone to pretend to be a mountain ghost to fight with you!"

"How can I be so bored! I don't dare to do such a dangerous thing, what if someone gets too heavy and makes me half-paralyzed? You will raise me in the second half of my life! Don't worry, the mountain people have their own tricks, you just stay at home obediently and don't stab me at home! ”

"Cut, I don't know about your two hits? You're left with that face but a mouth! What can you do? The cowhide is blowing up, see how you end up then! "Yo he, you little girl has only eaten a few bowls of rice, and you dare to teach me a lesson! What's wrong with Lao Tzu just relying on one mouth? Can't you eat enough with my mouth? You are dead and refuse to leave my house, you have been supporting you for so long? What do I rely on to feed you, isn't it my mouth? Don't think it's easy for us to be a veterinarian, you won't make so much money if you don't work hard at home. Otherwise, why is it too expensive for people to ask for 300 for the same kind of medicine, but I want to pay 500 for the doctor and give it to me happily? It's called ...... Oops, how did I confide in this paragraph, and when I was seen by others, didn't I scold me for being a profiteer?

"I'll tell you the truth, I plan to spend the night in a random place on the mountain, and I'll come back early tomorrow morning, and everything will be settled by then!"

"What? Are you planning to spend the night in the mountains? You're not scared alone! "Look what you say, it sounds disgusting! Afraid? Lao Tzu is the kind of person who is timid!

"Cut, I'm too lazy to tell you! I think back when I participated in the Eight Roads...... Forget it, you may not have been born at the time, so I won't tell you about this paragraph! In short, this fear is a matter of your little girls, will I be afraid of a big man? All you have to do is keep your crow's mouth shut and honestly don't tell me anything else! "I'm not bragging about you, I've been very bold since I was a child. Especially not afraid of the dark, not afraid of ghosts. I remember when I was eleven or twelve years old, I went to the cemetery alone to herd sheep and cut pigweed. In the middle of the night, I went to the outside of the mourning hall to sing, but I scared a few adults who were guarding the spirit, and finally I was chased by a few big dogs and was cornered, and I almost didn't get into the coffin to hide. At that time, I didn't have enough strength, so I only jumped on the coffin board, otherwise I would really open the coffin board and have a close contact with the uncle sleeping in it. In the end, there were a few more tooth marks on half of my buttocks, and the dog's tooth marks were dragged by my father to the hospital overnight to fight rabies vaccination. Finally, there are a few more shoe prints on my other half's buttocks, which are my wife's shoes!

"But...... But ......"

"Okay, don't do it, go get me some thick clothes! As the so-called high places are not cold, the temperature on this mountain is low, don't freeze me at night! I stopped Britney's words, pinched her moist little face to see how it felt, and touched it a few more times if it was okay. It's really good, okay, let's make it a little lighter! Just as my hand was about to reach out, Hua Yao's soft voice came from behind me.

"Brother Xiaoxi, what are you talking about? Why don't you let me listen to it, and tell me about it, okay? I want to know too! ”

"Yao'er, just now Brother Xiaoxi is teaching you Sister Tiantian's spells, teach her how to protect your spells! By the way, this may cost me a lot of essence to deal with the mountain ghost girl, so I must replenish my energy well! When you go back, can you make me a little more delicious food, I'll have the strength to catch ghosts when I'm full! "Yes, as the saying goes, the soldiers and horses have not moved, and the grain and grass go first. The temperature is low on this big night, how hard it is to sleep outside all night, how to keep out the cold without some food! It would be even better if you could bring some wine, which will warm up and spice up. Tell me how pleasant it is to sit on the mountain and drink a little wine in the middle of the night, do you have that mood?

"Well, Yao'er will go back and cook food for Brother Xiaoxi right away! Brother Xiaoxi, what do you like to eat? "What a sweet chick, you know, in fact, Brother Xiaoxi wants to eat you the most!

"Hehe, as long as Yao'er makes something, I like to eat it!" I gently took Hua Yao's weak and boneless little hand, originally I seemed to be going to touch Chi Tiantian's face, how can I ...... Forget it, anyway, the little girl surnamed Chi is by my side, when can't I touch it!

"Humph!" A coquettish snort came, and in an instant, Hua Yao's hands and I were forcibly separated by Xiao Tiantian. After that, I suddenly felt a pain in my leg, and it turned out that this dead girl kicked me hard!

Chi Tiantian, I hate you, I curse you for the rest of your life, only I want you! But I don't want you, let you follow my ass and slap me all my life!

Hum hum, hahaha, hee hee!

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