Chapter Ninety-Five: Into the Mountain
For men or women, doing things with half the effort is called efficiency.
What I do is confident, no way, smart people, compared with ordinary people, there is still a little bit of a very big difference.
I set off alone on my back hill with a large package on my back, which was full of food and drink. Obediently, people who subdue demons and eliminate demons all come with charms or peachwood swords and other guys, I'm good, I got a big bag of food, and people who don't know it still think I'm on a spring outing or fleeing and relocating!
The delicious food in the package is all Hua Yao who worked hard to help me Zhang Luo, what corn nest wotou, rice and meat dumplings, almond rice cakes, etc., are all very delicious pastries. This farmer's girl is intimate and worry-free, she can do any housework and any delicious food. It's like that Miss Chi who can only stretch out her hands to eat and open her mouth, what is the use of you talking about your empty little hands, is it just to rub oil for me when I'm fine?
Hua Yao, what a beautiful name, what a caring person! You said how good it would be if such a good chick married home, then wouldn't I have to spend the rest of my life in this kind of gentle township? Tsk, I feel happy just thinking about it. Yao'er, Yao'er, my brother is still the same, if you can't find your in-laws, come with me, my brother will love you for the rest of your life!
However, Chi Tiantian, this little girl, is not without a little conscience. She actually secretly stuffed a bottle of wine in my package when I was leaving, a bottle of good wine made in its original form. This made me a little happy, it seems that she is the only person who knows that I have this mouth. Although Hua Yao tried her best to get me a lot of delicious things, she would not have thought to give me a whole bottle of wine. It can be seen that it was not in vain that she hurt this little sweetness before, and knowing that repaying the favor means that this Nizi has begun to grow up.
"Brother Yu, I stole this wine after searching in the kitchen for a long time, Uncle Mo and Sister Hua Yao don't know it, you have to remember my affection!" Damn, it turned out to be a stolen thing! How can I drink this peace of mind, rather than drink this "small road" wine, I would rather drink the fake and shoddy wine! But after all, this is someone else's sweet heart, so I'll accept it a little aggrieved! It's a big deal, I'll return the whole bottle of the second pot head to Uncle Mo, don't you just go back, and the old man won't die if he drinks less, right!
When I came to the back mountain, I walked step by step, not because I was really afraid of the so-called mountain ghost girl, but because I was afraid that I would get lost in this mountain nest. Just like in that misty forest not long ago, I'm afraid that I won't be as lucky as last time, and the girl who picks tea will sing to guide you again.
The entrance to the mountain is covered with a dense layer of woods, which acts as a natural barrier to obscure the scene behind the mountain. In addition, the light here is very low, so there is always an eerie and damp feeling when you are in it. The fallen leaves on the ground are piled up in a thick layer, and it is very comfortable to step on them. Although it lacks the moisture of the sun, it still can't stop it from coming to life. Birds and insects are singing one after another, and there are countless wild flowers, wild grasses, mushrooms and mushrooms. But because of this, the miasma here is also very powerful, and if you stay here for a long time, it is easy to be poisoned. I heard from the villagers that as long as you pass through this forest, you can reach the mountain behind the mountain, where not only the air is fresh, but also the wonder of Feiquan Waterfall! So I quickened my pace, after all, I won't be able to go back to the villagers until tomorrow morning, so I'll have to find a decent place to spend the night. I can't just make a bunk in this miasma-filled forest, in case I fall asleep and the miasma is poisoned, then I will really be euthanized.
In order to prevent myself from getting lost, I specially marked the route with the tools I carried with me. For example, you can use a machete to cut off a piece of bark on a prominent tree, or use a branch to form a special shape. In short, these ways of survival in the wild still can't stop me, who makes me an omnipotent veterinarian!
I carried a compass with me and headed north in the general direction, leaving marks as I went. Within a mile and a half I had successfully passed through this wood, but fortunately this forest was not as foggy as the misty forest, otherwise it would not have been easy to get out. The mountain outside the woods is really a cave, although not as exaggerated as the villagers described, but it is almost the same. Feiquan Waterfall is gone, and several small pools are still relatively clear. The waterhole flows into a stream in all directions, and the sand, stone and grass flow down the river, which is also a nice view. The mountain is not very high, I am afraid that the altitude is not more than 50 meters, and it is really no different from a small mound. However, the scene on the mountain is still relatively magnificent, the strange pines and strange rocks grow all over the mountain, and there are deep caves that also show its mystery. The reason why it is a small mound is not only because its altitude is not high, but also because its mountain is not very steep, and it is only about 40 degrees from the flat land. Honestly, if I was given an off-road vehicle, I could drive it up and then slide down the other side of the hill to make sure there was no safety in any situation.
I quickly climbed to the top of the mountain in excitement, and when I looked down, on the other side of the mountain was a farm, a piece of farmland, oh my God, isn't it the cottage of Hua Yao below! It turns out that the feeling of condescension is different, you always feel that everything in the world is very small, except for yourself!
Originally, I had planned to spend the night on the top of this mountain tonight, but the temperature in this high place was definitely lower than that in the low place, and I didn't have much warm clothes with me, so I decided to go back to the bottom of the mountain and find a random place to make do. Anyway, it's just one night, even if you find a big stone to sit there overnight, it doesn't matter, it is considered self-cultivation, meditation and chanting. So I hurried down the mountain to prepare, and picked up some dry branches and firewood to make a fire. A person in this deep mountain and old forest, with fire, there is vitality and hope. I am not afraid of the darkness of the night, but I am afraid of the coldness of the night.
It soon darkened, and the woods were dark for a long time, and it would not be long before I would be dark here. But I don't have to worry, because I've prepared a lot of firewood, enough for me to burn sporadically all night. This deep mountain and dense forest lacks everything, that is, there is no shortage of things to burn. By the time it was completely dark, I had lit a bonfire at the entrance of a cave, and the flames were blazing, reflecting the surrounding flames.
At this moment, I was sitting by the fire, drinking the rice wine that Chi Tiantian stole for me, eating the rice cakes that Hua Yao made for me, not to mention how comfortable the atmosphere was. It just feels a little bleak, and I'm a little lonely. You said that at this time, if there was a chick by my side to accompany me to chat, how beautiful it would be, just Chi Tiantian and Hua Yao's two chicks, I have no objection to any of them. If both of them are there, I can eat it, it's a big deal to hold one in one hand, men, always have a broader mind! It's just that if both of them are there, I'm afraid they will fight because of jealousy, and when the time comes, I'm a big man in the middle, and it's not easy to talk, right? Who do you say I should help, this gang is no one, anyone who helps will think you are partial, this man, you should be selfless, right?
But then again, if I had to choose one of the two of them to accompany me, who would I choose? That's a real problem! To be honest, I like both of them a lot, after all, they are all charming big girls, which man doesn't love them! It's best to take it all, but in that case, people will scold me for being an unruly prodigal, and it's not my style to be single-minded about love! Why don't you choose a virgin according to my principles of mate selection? Nonsense, aren't they both unbudding virgins? Britney, I have personally "experimented", and I promise that I will not be wrong, although the test has not yet reached that real level, but I can already reason about the results. Not to mention Hua Yao, if even such a girl is not a virgin, then this world is the world of mature women! Alas, it's really hard for me!
Why don't you choose according to their respective merits? It doesn't seem to be easy!
Although Britney is rude and willful, pungent and unreasonable, she is still obedient to me. I told her to go east, but she didn't dare to go west, let her beat the dog, she didn't dare to catch the chicken. For my sake, I didn't even want a home, and I didn't even recognize my father. A good daughter doesn't do it, she comes to suffer with me, and I remember this friendship deeply. Although he is a scoundrel at me at every turn, he is undoubtedly inviting me to pet! She wasn't happy to see me say a word to other girls, which shows that she is possessive of me! The most important thing is that I also took away someone's precious first kiss, which made me feel a little guilty about her in my heart. Although I am passive, the result is there, and I have no reason to shirk responsibility as a big man.
Let's talk about Hua Yao, so I don't need to repeat it! This chick's good big dick is obvious to all, and I don't have to say anything about me. The most important thing is that this chick's first kiss was also taken away by me, and this time I was not passive, but active, that is to say, I forced others, although they were willing in their hearts. In this way, I have no reason not to choose her, otherwise people will scold me for being a negative man who has been messing up and giving up, and I don't want to bear this big crime!
Alas, it's hard to decide when you think about it, it seems that I'm really destined to commit peach blossoms, and I can't get out of the peach blossom array. Tell me how I was so lucky as a little veterinarian, and how did I get such an affair? Could it be that I was related to Yue Lao in my previous life, or was it that I was kind to him and lent him money and he didn't pay it back to me? In this life, he wants to repay me, so he arranged such and such peach blossom luck for me? But this is too nonsense, I don't even know what to do, I'm dizzy! Do you think this is a blessing or a curse? I think even if it's not a blessing, it should definitely not be a disaster, this is not in ancient times, and I am not an emperor who is greedy for beauty and misleads the country, so it doesn't matter if there are a few more beauties around me, just take care of your eyes when you are bored!
Thinking about it, I was fascinated, and I didn't know where to go, maybe I ran to the Queen Mother to drink with my Queen Mother. Or maybe you might run to Chang'e, you know, how lonely Sister Chang'e is alone in the moon! It's not easy to recognize me as an outstanding godbrother, do you think she is willing to let me go! Then I was sleepy, and my consciousness became more and more blurred, so I simply lay down by the fire and fell asleep, and I fell asleep, knowing nothing.
In the middle of the night, there were suddenly several terrible howls. Woke me up from my sleep, and I knew it wasn't a dream!
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