Chapter Ninety-Six: Escape
When you are in an embattled place, don't think that your enemies will let you go, fight, only by letting go can you win a chance to live, crying dad and calling your mother will only speed up your death!
It is not an exaggeration to describe the situation I am in now as embattled and ambushed on all sides, which means that I am dangerous, quite dangerous. When people are in danger, their nerves are generally very tense, and their consciousness will be unusually clear. I've just woken up from my dream, but in just a third of a second I'm quickly aware of my current situation, and I'm being targeted by a group of demons from hell.
The fire was dying, and perhaps it was the last bit of fire that saved me, or I would have been gnawed by the demons in my sleep. I hurriedly tried to make the fire bigger, but due to nervousness and other reasons, I moved too much, and I extinguished the only small flame. The heavens and the earth immediately became pitch black, and there was only a miserable white crescent moon on the pitch-black canopy of ink, not even the sparse stars. Putting aside everything else, don't say that this atmosphere really has a bit of a vampire movie flavor. It's just that now the castle is gone, but the "vampires" are still grinding their teeth and sucking blood. The next moment, a preconceived thought broke into my mind: It's over, I'm dead!
Originally, I wasn't afraid of ghosts, but if it was a group of blue-faced fanged ghosts, I wouldn't be so scared. Even if the legendary mountain ghost Niangniang comes, I don't hate her, if it's a male, I'll get it down with three punches and two feet, and then take it back to the village as a mount to show off. It would be better if it was female, first I had to see if it was a beauty, and then I would have to check if it was a C, because it was not a human, so the order of this beauty and C female would have to be reversed. In the end, it turns out that it is really a beautiful C girl, hum, then don't blame me for being a beast!
But...... But TMD is not a ghost, but something more real and vicious than ghosts and gods, from that row of green eyes and the familiar terrifying cry, you can judge that this is a group of wolves that have been hungry for a long time!
Wolves, wolves, do you know what they are? It is a beast more ferocious than a tiger and more cunning than a fox. If I had planted it in their hands, I guess I wouldn't have even a bone left. What do you think they will do to eat me, bite me to death and then eat me, or tear my flesh off my body little by little while I'm still angry! Oh, this latter way of eating is simply too cruel, what is the difference between that and Ling Chi's execution in ancient times! To be honest, I've never been afraid of death, but I've always been afraid of pain. If you bite off my flesh bit by bit and let me die of pain, it is better to slaughter me with a knife. It's best to cut off the head, the head is in a different place, I don't care what to leave a whole corpse, because the head is cut off and the body will not feel pain. How cool it is to solve the problem in one fell swoop!
Hey, big brother wolf, isn't it okay for me to call you big brother wolf? Since it falls into your hands, you can't live, and you're all dead anyway, but can I make a small request before I die? You see, I'm also a veterinarian, and I've contributed to your animal kingdom. For the sake of my ups and downs for so many years, there is no credit and hard work for saving lives and helping the wounded, can you make me die a little more happily? I don't ask for anything to be buried in a grand ceremony after death, dignified and dignified, I just want to die happily. As the so-called war horse died in front of the battle, it was a glorious life. Now that I, a veterinarian, can die in the hands of you "beasts", it can be regarded as a well-deserved death, and even more fortunate that I can still enter your internal organs after death, and finally merge with the grass and trees of nature, that is also my glory. So please recommend a sharp point first, not dragging mud and water, and it is best to end my life with a wolf head that can "kill with one bite". In that case, I will be able to look down after death, I will be able to rest in peace under the Nine Springs, and I will be worthy of my ancestors after I go down......
No, if I die so cheaply, how can I be worthy of my ancestors and ancestors? Their descendants should die on the vigorous battlefield, wear gold armor in a hundred battles in the yellow sand, return the body of the horse leather, and step on both sides of the Yellow River! Now that I have died in the hands of a few little bedbugs, wouldn't I have to laugh for 10,000 years, and what is even more terrifying is that I may not even be able to laugh for 10,000 years, and the bones gnawed by a few little bugs do not exist, how can people record me!
, for the sake of the honor of my ancestors, for the sake of the reputation of my Jade Creek, I will also fight against the forces of reaction to the end! Yes, the horn of struggle has not yet sounded, the cry of the charge has not yet been heard, how can I withdraw my troops and announce surrender at this time! This is not the style of our Yu family, and it is not the character of my Yu Xiaoxi. My character is rather broken than broken, do you want to eat me, come so long, it depends on your ability! I've pulled out of the battle stance, and as soon as the horn sounds, I'll ......
Run!!
I don't know where I got the courage at that time, but I picked up a wooden stick next to me, shouted, and swept away the thousands of troops with one move, and immediately forced the hungry wolves back several steps. I saw that I had no chance to lose it, and I would have fled in many ways, and if I had been surrounded by them in this narrow cave, I would not have died! In a hurry, I didn't care about the sense of direction from east to west, north and south, in short, I ran wherever there was a road. The pursuers quickly caught up, but luckily they hadn't formed an encirclement before, otherwise I would have been doomed. But even so, my life is hanging by a thread, and if I don't do my best to break through, the final result will be a wolf's belly.
It was pitch black all around, and a pitiful little moonlight showed me the way. But it's not bad, if it weren't for this little bit of light to give me eyes, I wouldn't know if I would have fallen headlong into a pool. I'm still a master who can't swim, and if I fall into it, it will still be a death, but the form of death has changed slightly, just now I was buried in the belly of a wolf, and now I am buried in the belly of a fish. That, you said it hurts more to be eaten by a wolf or a fish? I'll rub it, let's wait until Lao Tzu survives to think about it!
The form is getting more and more unfavorable to me, and I have been forced to the mouth of the forest by them. This is a bad thing, the forest is home to wild beasts, and with this empty terrain I may be able to deal with them for a while, but if I get to the forest, it will really be the end of the fun. Want to play hide and seek in the woods with the big bad wolf? You blame the humor!
Yes, aren't there trees in the woods, and if I climb up to them, won't I be able to avoid them? It is said that cats can climb trees, but I have never heard of wolves climbing trees. Hee-hee, I've finally found a way to escape! It seems that there is really no endless road, God doesn't want to accept me so soon! When it was too late, I picked up a big thick tree and began to climb up. Climb the jade stream, life above is beautiful, the days below are bad, climb as high as you can! It's best to climb to a finger's distance from the sky, so you can reach the sky with your hand. But......
Hey? How did I crawl for a long time and still have my feet firmly on the ground? No, I should ...... , knowing that, at this time, I found out another very serious problem: grandma's, it turns out that I don't know how to climb trees!
Alas! There is still a distance between ideals and reality, and my desire is to become a president, and I have certainly thought about it. But, in reality, I'm just a veterinarian!
When I woke up, I lost the confidence to live again, it's over, forget it, it seems that the godfather of Hades really misses me. Why don't I go and sit with him? But it used to be easy to sit and sit, and whether he was reluctant to let me back is another matter! If he makes me a petty official on a whim, I won't be miserable, and there won't be much oil and water to be an official in the underworld! Don't you know, the current economy of the prefecture can be a headache for the ghost, there is inflation everywhere, and if you want to buy a pack of cigarettes to smoke, I am afraid it will cost hundreds of millions of dollars. In case Xiao Tiantian and Hua Yao, the two girls, lack the heart and eyes, how can I get the dark coin that burns a dollar for me, in that case, I don't have to carry a sack of a sack of a dollar coin every day to buy and buy a bag to eat, wouldn't I be tired alive...... Hey? Britney, Hua Yao? Why do these two names sound so familiar?
No, I can't just give up, I don't care about anything else, I have to be strong to survive for the happiness of these two girls in the second half of their lives. If I die, how will the two of them live, do they still have the courage and hope to live? They are not allowed to commit suicide and martyrdom! No, by all means, I'm dead and dead! I can't be so selfish, it doesn't matter if I die, but I have to save both of them!
Thinking of this, the flame of survival ignited in my heart again, I want to live! Aren't they just a few wolves, and to be honest, they're no different from dogs. I'm a veterinarian, I can tame even the ferocious Tibetan mastiff, can't I kill these little wolf dogs? It's still a bit difficult to tame them though, after all, they're not in cages, and the point is that they're hungry right now, and I'm delicious! By the way, I can run to the opposite mountain, and when the time comes, I will be condescending. I can't climb this tree, but I can still climb the mountain.
So I picked up the sticks in my hand and swept them away, and with a loud shout they were forced back several steps. Then they quickly broke through their blockade and ran quickly towards the hill. I stumbled and fell I don't know how many times, and there must have been a lot of skin on my body, and blood was bubbling out. But now, I don't have so much effort to stop and look at the wound, put on a band-aid or something. I got up immediately after I fell, got up and continued to run, I was in a race against life, and I couldn't let it reach the finish line first.
I stumbled all the way to the top of the mountain, and now I can breathe a sigh of relief. Oops, but TMD is tired of me, and this life has finally been picked up...... What are you doing, why are you climbing up with you? , don't you say this wolf can't climb trees? How can it ...... By the way, now we're not climbing trees, it's mountains, and it's not very steep!
It's over, it's completely over. Behind him is an abyss, and in front of him are a pair of vicious eyes, is this what people often say is the dead end? Oh my God, how did it come to me!
"Don't come, don't come! If you dare to take another step, I'll ...... I'll jump right from here! "I'm intimidating them, hoping they will understand. But, isn't this a lie? Playing the piano to a cow is equivalent to a white ride, is it a black ride to intimidate a wolf?
For a moment, I had several choices in my mind, and it seemed that I had to choose one of them at the moment. To live or to perish, this is a question...... Is this TMD up to me?
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