If a man tells you that he wants to die, the best way to save him is to fulfill him!

Who is my Jade Creek, that is a humble gentleman recognized in this century. As the saying goes, a gentleman doesn't win people's love, and since this guy is tired of living and wants to find a way to understand himself, I can't stop him. It doesn't matter if a person is shameless, the worst thing is that this person is stinky and shameless. Dare to play in front of my Uncle Yu, I asked you who lent you this dog gall.

All the lights and eyes converged on me and this rich boy named Yan Liang, and all the expectations and eagerness were ...... It's all concentrated on me Yu Xiaoxi alone, and for the little-known small character, the big guy is too lazy to talk nonsense with him. The formation has been opened, the atmosphere has almost been baked, the generals have already played, and the minions are all in place. All it takes is the sound of a golden gong and drum to explode, and the war will begin immediately.

"The surname is Yu, now this son will give you one last chance to think about it, as long as you leave Tiantian immediately, I promise that I will not blame the past, and I will not be difficult for you in this wine fight." Is this an ultimatum to me? Rub, brother, am I the kind of person who is afraid of threats, brother, am I the kind of person who is easily seduced? As the saying goes, the poor and the lowly can't be moved, and the mighty can't be bent, and my life is to eat soft and not hard. You want to force me to surrender, daydreaming!

"Okay, okay, you kid, don't talk nonsense, if you want to come, come quickly! If I blink my eyebrows today, my brother won't be raised by my father and mother! "I haven't been drinking for many days, and the wine worms in my body have already made me uncomfortable. I usually can't enjoy drinking at home, not because there is no one to drink with me, but mainly because the price of alcohol has risen too fast in the past two years, and my little income will definitely not be enough if I don't drink in moderation. It's rare to come to this banquet today, I can eat delicious food, I can drink good wine, you say that if I am polite, I am sorry for communism.

"In that case, then I won't talk to you anymore, let's say, how do you want to drink, is it half a cup and a half cup or a cup of dry?" My day, this guy wants to play tricks on me, isn't it? Although this big bowl of drinking wine and eating a large piece of meat makes me yearn for it, I am now a civilized person in the upper class, should civilized people pay attention to etiquette and behavior when drinking! It's not that I'm talking about you, you're also a young man from a rich family, how can you talk about it regardless of the occasion?

"It's okay, I've never been reluctant to do this. But in my opinion, this big gulp is really a bit unsightly, otherwise we would still have the whole bottle dry! ”

"What...... What, you mean the whole bottle of ......" It seems that this little kid was scared by my momentum, it should be like this, men can't lose to each other in momentum no matter what. Small, do you think you are very diao, tell you that Lao Tzu is the model representative of diao.

"yes, what's wrong, don't you dare?" The best way to deal with this kind of person is to provoke the general, the master who wants to save face, you just say a few words, and he will immediately develop in the direction you expected. Of course, the direction I envisioned was to dry the whole bottle with him!

"Open...... Just kidding, the whole bottle is the whole bottle, do you think I, Yan Liang, will be afraid of you! Say, will you come first or will I come first? ”

"Why are you so finely divided, you have to drink casually, if there are always those annoying rules pestering you, how can you be happy? Let's do it first, let's each have a bottle first, come together, don't ask anyone to finish it first, if it's not enough, come back! "After that, I picked up a bottle of rice wine I don't know what brand it was and began to pour it into my stomach, I think the wine that can appear on this occasion is much more expensive than the burning knife and the second pot head I usually drink.

Yan Liang looked at my chic appearance and couldn't get over it, so he immediately picked up a bottle of wine that I didn't know what color it was and began to pour it. At this time, there were more and more onlookers, including my father-in-law and mother-in-law, and it seemed that they already knew that I was drinking with this guy, but since the war had already started, it was too late to stop it. The onlookers started whispering, and I think they must have been watching our jokes. For these rich people in the upper class, they can't accept such indecent behavior, how can we be like coarse people, and it's strange that we don't slap the table and smash the bench when we encounter such a rare scene! I don't want them to cheer me on at the moment, but I'll be satisfied with a word of encouragement. But all I heard was the sound of discussion one after another, and it seemed that there was still a gap between the rich and me, the poor, and the biggest gap was ideological.

Xiao Tiantian looked at me worriedly on the side, where has she, a young lady from a rich family, ever seen such a rude way of drinking, I think she must be frightened, and worried, is she worried about me? Maybe...... Surely she doesn't worry about who I'm worried about, could it be that stinky boy? God doesn't believe it either!

"Brother Yu, you...... Stop, you can't drink like this, you'll get drunk if you drink like this! "Sweet and anxious tears are about to flow out, but I am busy at the moment, where do I have time to take care of her, I just gently patted her wrist with my arm to signal her not to worry, let alone let me be distracted, because at this time it is impossible to be careless, and the victory or defeat of the master is between one and a half moves. Of course, the premise is that Yan Liang is also a master, but in my opinion, he is not even a mid-hand. Britney was about to say something but was stopped by my future mother-in-law, who smiled softly and patted her on the shoulder. I think she must have said silently to Xiao Tiantian in her heart: Don't worry, Tiantian, believe in your man, he will definitely do it!

My mother-in-law who knows me is also, compared to my so-called father-in-law, who is much inferior, and he doesn't even let out a fart with a tight face from beginning to end, as if I owe him millions, it really doesn't look like a man at all! I wondered, two people living together, how can there be such a big gap between people. It can be summed up in two words: quality!

In less than three minutes, the bottle was dried up by me. It's really not enjoyable, this can also be called wine, and it tastes like drinking water. These foreign wines just don't have the strength, where can they compare to our Chinese spicy wine, and it is called a heartburn and throat burning when you drink it. This is good, I feel like a whole can of Coca-Cola after I go down with a bottle, and the foreign wine can be summed up in one sentence: real TMD garbage, real TMD failure!

It wasn't until this that there was a burst of exclamation from the crowd of onlookers, and I think they must have been frightened by the amount of alcohol I had drunk and the momentum I had. After a long while, Yan Liang put down the wine bottle in his hand, shook his head and rolled his eyes at me. Obediently, this won't work, just TMD a bottle of wine is about to hang? Aren't you very awesome just now, why did it take so long to finish a bottle of wine, you are not as good as me in terms of the amount of alcohol, I don't blame you, because this is an innate talent that cannot be caught up with acquired efforts. But you kid at least have to compete with me in speed, but you don't even have the ability to do this, and I really look down on you. Tell you that if you don't have that ability in the future, you won't brag about that bull, Lao Tzu is the most unaccustomed to people like you!

"How about Yan Gongzi, is it okay? Why don't we have another bottle? "I opened a bottle of red wine myself, and red wine can also be considered wine? In my opinion, it's almost the same as a drink, sweet, but it's not pleasant to drink!

"Forget it, Xiaoxi, I see that you guys have almost drunk it, I think this is all for today!" My mother-in-law had spoken, and I was supposed to respect and listen to her, but now I didn't agree. It was someone who challenged me first, I just passively accepted the challenge, and now you can't do it and I want to run away? How can it be so easy! I, Yu Xiaoxi, am also a person with character, and I have been provoked by others in vain, and if I endure it, I will be sorry for my father and mother.

"Well, Auntie, you're so right, I think we'll stop here for today! Is there a dance party below, I see that Yan Liang's younger brother has drunk too much, and he can't dance. Why don't you let him take a break and sober up? I'll go dancing with Tiantian, I think he'll love watching us dance. "Oh my God, when did my Jade Creek become so insidious, how could she think of such a damaging move? Let him watch me dance with Tian Tian from the sidelines, obediently, isn't it more uncomfortable for someone of his character than to kill him?

"Who...... Who said I drank too much, come, let's keep coming! After Yan Liang finished speaking, he picked up a bottle of wine and poured it, hehe, this is what I want to see. Dog, if I don't kill you today, I'll let you have my surname!

So the war started again, and I grabbed the bottle and poured it into my stomach. Alas, this way of drinking is not a waste of prodigality, this is all good wine, old and expensive, if it were in my house, I would not be willing to drink it like this anyway. It's not for nothing now, I don't care about tasting it carefully, no matter what kind of brand-name wine it is, in short, in my opinion, it is a TMD low-grade drink, and Lao Tzu should be a thirst quencher.

The second bottle of wine was quickly turned upside down, and I didn't feel anything other than a little bloated. In the past, there was always a fluttering feeling when drinking those high-alcohol wines, but now there is really no taste of dizziness, are these high-end wines non-alcoholic? I wondered if it was a shameful thing to drink non-alcoholic alcohol, and it would be better to have a whole juice. Look at that Yan Liang Yan eldest son, he is almost unable to support it at this moment, and his mouth is bubbling out as if he has been poisoned. Thinking about it, he has reached the limit, and if he drinks it again, he may really be poisoned by alcohol. Originally, I was going to open another bottle, and if he couldn't drink, I wouldn't mind getting a bottle of juice to recharge. But now it's not good, it's really not good, even if he has that amount of alcohol, I'm afraid he won't have that stomach. It's like me, that's a big belly, and he's a small-bellied chicken intestine at most. I'm going to let him go for the time being so that he doesn't get killed, and he's so drunk and staggering that he can't hear what I'm saying. At this time, Britney's father (I didn't bother to call him "quasi-father-in-law" at all, I couldn't afford to lose that person!) Quickly let people help him down to rest, and he didn't greet me all the time. Damn, you think Lao Tzu rarely greets you. It's still my mother-in-law-to-be, and I immediately came over to ask for warmth. Auntie, if you want, I'll recognize you as my godmother, I think you are as kind as my mother.

So far, the wine has been successfully concluded, Comrade Yu Xiaoxi's skills have finally won the victory, and we congratulate him with applause. The music came out of nowhere, and I could hear it, it was like dance music.

"Brother Yu, you ...... Were you going to dance with me just now? "Mom, am I drunk, what, what, how do I have auditory hallucinations.

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