If you like someone, she just deducts her nose in front of you, and you will think she is beautiful. But if you hate someone, even if he is wearing a dragon robe and showing off in front of you, you will think that he looks like a deflated three.

This Yan Liang is a typical deflated San in my Yu Xiaoxi's eyes!

"Hello aunt, my father and mother often talk about you and my uncle, and this time I specially asked me to visit your second elder." The way this guy laughs is simply disgusting, and the way this guy talks is simply extremely disgusting. Uncle and aunt, father and mother, uncle and aunt are uncles and aunts, father and mother are father and mother, why do you call people like this, I will think that you are a gentleman who understands etiquette and knows shame, don't disgust me, I hate this pretending to behave. Sanctimonious, false and pretentious, do people in high society like such sour and pedantic red tape?

"Xiao Liang, this kid is really getting more and more sensible, Tiantian, come and say hello to Xiao Liang! Come over here, I think you two can get along well. "Yo, how can I call this "creek" so unnatural, it makes me feel like I have really become a member of their family. Auntie, Auntie, you must be leisurely, I won't call you any aunt if I kill you, that doesn't fit my Yuxiaoxi's consistent style of life. I'm a person who dares to do anything, but I'm afraid to get goosebumps all over these things. Aunt? Who can call TMD, if you want to call me, call ......

"Well, yes mother-in-law, this Yan Liang Yan Gongzi and I really hit it off at first sight, and we hate to see each other late!"

"You...... The surname Yu is still shameless, and the title of mother-in-law is also what you call casually? "Oh, I said why are you so grumpy, this young man, what's wrong with me calling my future mother-in-law my mother-in-law, what's wrong? Although there is no real marriage between me and Chi Tiantian chick at present, it is also a matter of time before I give my future mother-in-law a breath in advance? In ancient times, there was a prelude to cut first, and now there is raw rice cooked and matured, can't I follow the ancient and modern precedents to give her a door-to-door son-in-law! Saying that you are a dead brain is looking down on you, I think you are a ...... This, this joke seems to be a bit big, right, when did I have any raw rice cooked rice with this guy named Chi Tiantian, did I cook it? I remember even her ruining my pot!

"Xiaoliang, this is your mistake. This creek is a sweet boyfriend, the little couple is like glue, marriage is a matter of time, and it's not too much for Xiaoxi to call me a mother-in-law! "Tut-tut, listen, listen, how beautiful my future mother-in-law's voice is, it's just what is only in the sky, how many times in the world can I smell it! I just said, my Yuxiaoxi people are loved, and I am born to be the sweetheart of middle-aged and elderly women, with my unparalleled personal charm, can I not conquer this charming mother-in-law? No, the new son-in-law hasn't really passed the door yet, and my mother-in-law has said good things to me. Mother-in-law, don't worry, if I pass through the door, I will definitely honor you...... How can I be cranky again, although respecting the elderly is one of my noble moral qualities, but this relative cannot be recognized indiscriminately. There are so many beauties in the world, and there are countless beauties who love my Jade Creek, but I can't always recognize every beautiful woman's mother as my mother-in-law, there are too many relatives in this family, and the relationship network of this Jade family is too complicated.

"Auntie, you don't know, this kid is a ......"

"Hey, hey, I'm talking about this little ...... Little brother, although I am a junior in front of our mother-in-law, I have to eat a few more years and drink a few more bowls of bars than you! Isn't it a little unauthentic for you to call me a left boy and a right kid, even if I am personally humble and can tolerate a big belly that is not as good as you, but you make my kind and compassionate mother-in-law embarrassed. Scolding his son-in-law in front of his mother-in-law, isn't this equivalent to beating Guanyin in front of Maitreya Buddha? Even if my mother-in-law is merciful, she won't care about you, but there is still my daughter-in-law, you can't embarrass me in front of my daughter-in-law! Right, Tiantian, do you think I have a point? "I took advantage of the situation and put my arm around Chi Tiantian's little waist, because the situation forced me to do everything in power, so I couldn't care so much. Let you take advantage of it, I, Yu Xiaoxi, am not the kind of person who cares about women. But Britney, you can't get an inch, at most I can only let you simply hug or lean on it, if you think about it more, I won't allow it!

Britney couldn't help but smile when I amused her, although her delicate body leaned on me obediently, but the magic grasp climbed up my waist at some point and pinched my flesh. I can't say how painful I am, so I can only endure it. I swore in my heart: Look how I will clean you up when I go back! (accompanied by a series of YIN laughs)

However, these are all based on the fact that I can go back safely, and it seems that this guy named Yan Liang is clearly going against me today, so it can be seen that the next thing will not be so easy to fool. But I already planned it in my heart, as the so-called soldiers will block, and the fire will spray urine. I don't believe that my peerless eloquence with my skyrocketing, mouth like a river, every word is beautiful, and the landslide and the ground are cracking, I can't fight this fledgling stinky boy. Tell you Lao Tzu that I was ...... back then Forget it, let's leave some foundation!

"This jade ...... Sir, it's a pleasure to meet for the first time, and you don't mind having a drink with me! "Oh my god, what kind of tricks is this kid playing. Whatever he is, any conspiracy and trickery is vulnerable in front of my Yu Xiaoxi, because the one thing I always believe is that evil is invincible.

"Okay, I also want to get to know Mr. Yan, let's go have a drink?" I have always only recognized one sentence for toasting, that is, those who come will not refuse!

"Okay, good, Mr. Yu is a bold person at first glance. It's not fun to just drink a little wine, otherwise let's compete to see who has a bigger drink. You know, I'm often bored drinking alone, and today I happen to meet someone with similar interests, how can I not have a good drink? Of course, I wouldn't mind if you turned down my kind invitation, because after all, not every man has a quantity, right? "Hah! Ha ha!! Hahaha!! Day! My day!! I'm your mouth!! Is this guy mad at me, otherwise how could such a stupid and unrealistic idea suddenly pop up? Fight with Lao Tzu? You're out and you've been hit by a space shuttle!

"This ...... This one...... Well, since Yan Gongzi sincerely invited, then I can't refuse. But my amount of alcohol is only a little bit, I hope that Yan Dagongzi will be merciful! "Strategizing and showing weakness to the enemy is called wisdom!

"It's okay, I'll be merciful to your subordinates, just promise not to let you get drunk under the table!" Sharp leakage, arrogance, this is called...... It's called death is not a pity.

At this moment, the cute Britney tugged at my wrist and whispered in my ear.

"No, Brother Yu, you must not drink his wine, you ...... You won't be able to fight him! You don't know that he drinks a lot, and there are very few boys in school who can drink him, and if you fight with him, you will definitely lose! I...... I don't want to see you make a fool of yourself when you're drunk. "Well, I'm moved, this little girl really thinks about me. You said that if I really married her, wouldn't it be like that...... Get lost! Yu Xiaoxi, you TMD give me a soberness, and if you think about it again, I will show you "from the palace".

"Don't worry about Tiantian, that's because no one in your school is his opponent, but it's hard to say in front of me. Don't worry, I'm sorry for the alcohol if I don't get him to the point of being smeared today. I patted Britney's sweet little hand and comforted her not to worry. It's so cute to look at that anxious look, and to be honest, I really wanted to kiss ...... That was then, and I don't think so now, in the past, or in the future. Man, who hasn't been a little confused, wouldn't it be nice to wake up in time before making a big mistake, it's still a good comrade to know that mistakes can be corrected, Chairman Mao taught us.

Now I finally understand this noble boy's conspiracy, it turns out that he wants to make me ugly after getting drunk! What a TMD Afghan joke to get me drunk? You write fantasy novels! Lao Tzu is not blowing, we really don't know what it's like to be drunk when we live so old. I only have times when I am drunk, but I have never been drunk. This kid dared to challenge me to drink, and I saw that he really didn't know how high the ground was and how thick the sky was. Compete with owls to catch mice, and it's no wonder if you don't starve to death!

"Yes, Xiaoxi Xiaoliang, you two still don't fight for any wine, how bad it would be if you get drunk! Today's banquet is extraordinary, and it won't be easy to clean up if you get drunk! "My mother-in-law also came out at this time to ease the atmosphere, it seems that she has seen that there is something wrong between me and this Yan Liang, but it is not good to say it in person.

"It's okay aunt, don't worry, we're just drinking casually, we won't drink too much. So many people are watching us, we have a sense of proportion. "Yes, I'm so measured, I'm embarrassed to be surnamed Jade if I don't kill you today.

"Alright then, you guys talk slowly, I'll go somewhere else to say hello first." The prospective mother-in-law left after dropping a charming and charming smile, and I could see that she was still quite worried about me, after all, the old mother-in-law, who doesn't love her son-in-law, not to mention that I am such a rare son-in-law who rides the dragon quickly. In this way, I can't lose to that guy, I can't let my mother-in-law lose face. Although I am an imposter son-in-law, she is a gold-medal mother-in-law, and I have to earn enough face. Even if it's not for me, a mother-in-law-to-be, I have to do it for Britney. After all, this chick is also strange and pitiful, and she just can't get rid of that guy all the time. I believe that Yan Liang will definitely retreat after being hit hard by me, and then Britney will be truly free.

But...... But why am I so concerned about Britney's affairs? Am I ...... No, it won't! I'm her boss, I pay her salary, she does things for me, and it's understandable that this boss occasionally cares about employees, right? But...... But you don't seem to be occasional, you seem to help her quite often, don't you, care about her, but...... Fuck you, where are you so much, but, I said yes, if you dare to talk back, I'll ......

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