Coincidences are just a kind of man-made story.

It's definitely not a coincidence, and yes, I dare to use my happiness for the first half of my life as a guarantee that it was definitely an artificially designed "encounter". There is a saying that the road is narrow, am I really destined for this noble son who looks like a dog in front of me? How can you meet him everywhere, now in Britney's house, how can you meet him so coincidentally in such a big mansion? Are you saying this is a game that God has deliberately arranged, or are you ...... Or is God just against me!

"This Mr. Yu Xiaoxi is not your boss in your pet store, why did you come here to join in the fun, as far as I know, the people here today are all people with heads and faces, I don't know if you walked in here because you got lost. If that's the case, I'd advise you to keep a guide dog with you, so that you don't accidentally fall into the lake next time, and you may not have a good Samaritan to save you. "This bastard with sores on his head and pus on the soles of his feet wants to dismantle my platform as soon as they meet. It seems that he came here prepared today, the purpose is to make me make a fool of myself in public. The hateful thing is that this guy actually implicitly scolded me for being a blind person, others scolded me for not being terrible, and the terrible thing was that he scolded me in front of me, which is unforgivable. It would be fine if I were deaf, but unfortunately my ears are bright, I ...... Why do I use the word "pity"? Am I cursing myself? I must have been burned out of my brain by anger to make such a somewhat inappropriate description. However, my subconscious mind is still very clear, which means that my desire to fight is still blazing, otherwise I would not use such an appropriate and appropriate word as "blazing" to describe my hearing.

I think you must have guessed who this boy who provoked me was, (the reason why I call him a boy is because he is not a qualified person in my eyes) Yes, he is the scumbag Yan Liang who has been pestering Xiao Tiantian. It's because of him that I have become this embarrassing identity, if it weren't for Xiao Tiantian's desire to get rid of his entanglement, how could she force me to be her fake boyfriend, so you can get the following conclusion by converting it equally: The reason why I am so miserable is because of him. As the saying goes, if you have revenge, you don't take revenge, you are not a gentleman, and if you have shame, you are stupid. There is wine today and drunk today, and tomorrow's enmity will come and end now. Besides, this guy wants to embarrass me as soon as they meet, do you say that my Yu Xiaoxi is the kind of bastard who can hold eggs in his eyes?

Of course not! All I can do is fit my eyes!

"Yo, isn't this Yan Liang Yan, what kind of flood has washed you in! I heard that you didn't die heroically in the earthquake relief, could it be that those gossiping paparazzi are talking nonsense? Oops, the paparazzi have been so rampant and too unqualified in the past two years, and everyone who doesn't ask about cats and dogs will publish them in magazines and newspapers. Two days ago, our lady's dog was caught by the paparazzi because he urinated in the corner of the neighbor's wall, and he was stunned to say that this is a dog with yin and yang eyes that can see treasures buried in the ground. So the headline was published in the newspaper that day, and it didn't matter, and the demolition team blew up my neighbor's house that afternoon. As the so-called city gate caught fire, it affected the fish in the pond. Fortunately, I ran fast and ran to this palatial paradise on earth to take refuge, otherwise I might really have to hire someone like you Yan Gongzi to help me guide my blindness. "Do you know why Zhuge Liang fought against the Confucianism back then, it was because those Confucian students who were incapable of their own strength wanted to deliberately make things difficult for him, so they gave him the opportunity to show his might. This kid in front of him is even beyond his strength, and wants to embarrass me verbally, and you don't ask who I have ever surrendered to with my three-inch tongue of Yu Xiaoxi! When it comes to fighting, maybe I will give you three points by force, after all, we are now civilized people in the upper class, civilized people can't swear when they come to TMD, and they can't use force casually. I don't use force with you now, I'll always use my tongue with you. Isn't there a saying that says, "The tongue field is like a battlefield, and he cries his father and calls his mother".

If it is true that this noble prince was so red-faced and red-eared by my words that he became angry, I think that if he hadn't been in the way of his own so-called false etiquette, he would have fought with me shirtless. Don't think that a man is a gentleman with a tie, maybe he is a non-mainstream. Britney also came over and glared angrily at this guy, which shows that my fake girlfriend is still facing me. She originally wanted to scold that guy angrily, but I stopped her, and I didn't suffer anything, so let's be generous and don't worry about this kind of uneducated person, otherwise people will definitely say that we are "husband and wife", then how wronged I should be! I should have suffered a lot, I didn't admit her, I just saw that she was pitiful and helping her, helping others is the foundation of happiness!

"Tiantian, you're just in time! Why did you bring him on such a grand day today, and you didn't look at any occasion, is he, a rustic poor veterinarian, suitable here? "Cut, gotta something! Isn't your kid a few more stinky money than Lao Tzu, what's there to show off! If you have the ability to snatch Britney away from me, you will only pretend to be a big fart in front of girls. It's amazing, which of those who make a little white face is not handsome! Hey, why do I say, "Snatch Britney away from me?" "Did I get her, or did I ...... Slip of the tongue, this TMD must be another slip of the tongue.

"Yan Liang, can you stop a little, Brother Yu is now my boyfriend, I invited him to my house as a guest and meet my parents, you better not talk nonsense, otherwise I will hate you even more!" Britney frowned coldly, trying her best to protect me. At that moment, I really had a little bit of emotion flowing in my heart, and my will almost said to me: This chick is good, you can accept her! But in the end, I was beaten by my thoughts, this little girl is very cute, but I don't dare to ask her. It turns out that a woman's desire to fight is no worse than that of a man, especially in front of the man she cares about, she will do her best to protect you. Although I am strong and don't need any external protection, I still understand Britney's heart. Why don't I treat her by cooking two good dishes for her when I go back? That's all I can do to her, or what can I do? Do you really let me make a promise by myself, then my concept of chastity is not too weak and too vulnerable! Why don't you give her a sweet kiss to encourage her? No, this one definitely doesn't work! Women are all animals that have to be inches, and it doesn't matter if I kiss her a little, but what if she is not satisfied and forcibly presses me on the bed. Forget it, it's more reliable to get her something to eat, even if she gets addicted to eating it and gets it to bed to eat, I don't care, at most let her eat all over the bed and go back and change the sheets. You say, do you think the money for changing the sheets should be deducted from her salary?

"Tiantian, what nonsense are you talking about! How can someone like him deserve to be your boyfriend? He's just a little gangster who has nothing to do, and he can only cheat and cheat! ”

"Hey, hey, this boy, I said can you pay attention to the words you use! What is cheating, cheating, cheating, drinking, I Yu Xiaoxi is self-reliant, relying on my own ability to make money to support myself, what's wrong. It's not a shame to be like some people, who show off their own family wealth at every turn. There is an animal called something, yes, it seems to be called a parasite. Oops, long nausea to death! I know that I will gnaw on the old and sit and eat the sky. This is because our country has to raise these extra guys, so we will waste so much rice and pickles, you say, if one day these unearned guys are all dead, will our great country quickly catch up with the United States in a short period of time, run into communism? "Damn, what I hate most in my life is that others say I'm a big liar and say I'm dishonest. I'll tell you that I've never lied since I've grown up...... Of course, who hasn't told a lie or two in his life, and being able to lie proves that we are not stupid, and what I am saying is a pure white lie, which is translated into our Chinese is a white lie, but kindness can be kind.

"You...... Okay, okay, okay, don't play tricks with you, I advise you to leave Tiantian as soon as possible, otherwise it will ......"

"Shhh It's really harmful...... Tiantian, do you think my dress today is handsome? ”

"Handsome, really handsome!" Britney grabbed my arm and leaned towards me happily. Tut-tut, this chick is weird, and she will definitely have a big future in the future. Uh-huh, I'm optimistic about her! In my opinion, women who give their men a long face on key occasions are good women, and Britney is a ...... That, this metaphor seems a bit inappropriate to use for me and Ms. Chi Tiantian!

Yan Liang's eldest son is angry that his mouth is green, I heard that when a person is angry, his body temperature will rise, if the ignition point of his eyebrows is lowered a little more, I believe he will burn his eyebrows now. At that moment, a voice with extremely feminine magnetism came, and it turned out to be my impostor mother-in-law who was coming towards us.

"What are you talking about, so happy. Xiaoliang is here, why don't you come over to say hello to us! ”

"Yan Liang, listen to me, you'd better not say anything bad in front of my parents, otherwise you know the consequences." Xiao Tiantian's nerves reacted quickly, and immediately gave Young Master Yan a big threat. Let him close his stinky mouth tightly, if the true identity of my Jade Creek is revealed, then the result can only be that the jade is burned and the same will be destroyed.

"Don't worry, Tiantian, I, Yan Liang, am not the kind of villain who can chew his tongue. I will never talk nonsense about him, I will take you back from him with my true skills! "Yo, this little kid is still mad, isn't it? I didn't expect such a thing to come out of his mouth, but I don't believe it, but I want to see how you, a newborn calf, fight me, the tiger of the king of beasts. I'm really looking forward to it, come on, I'm waiting for you!

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