"Which half do you want to take off?" Amy asked Pooh with a little dissatisfaction, "A drawer of dollars is more than enough to make ten Las Vegas dancers strip naked!" ”

Pooh made me unaccustomed to squirming, "That'...... After all, it's the first time, so it's a little shy~~~~~"

Admit you're going to perform a striptease in front of me! What about your self-regulation with your left hand hitting your right hand just now? You don't undress for money!

Seeing the contemptuous look in my eyes, Pooh defended, "I can't help it! I can only blame Miss Amy for giving me too much money! Besides, if it's just the upper body, you've seen it anyway......"

I can't help but recall that when Pooh pushed me backwards on the Emerald Pine Mountain, he once rode on my waist, revealing to me not coffee-colored, but a proud and erect chest as pure white as a snow-capped mountain.

I can even recall the fiery touch of her flesh when the two of us were naked and pressed together inseamlessly.

and can't think about it anymore! If you think about it, Amy will get the test results she wants in no time!

"What? When has the valet ever seen your upper body? Amy asked alarmedly.

"I, I was swimming under Cuisong Mountain, and I was seen by Ye Lin when I changed my swimsuit......" Pooh lied a little with little confidence.

This time it was Amy's turn to look at me with disdain.

"Dead manservant, actually peeked at Pooh changing clothes! Obviously, as long as you agree to my conditions, you can watch it casually in the future! ”

"Huh?" Monk Pooh was puzzled, "What conditions did Ye Lin promise Miss Amy, so that you can see me every day?" ”

Not only do I see you every day, but I can also 3P with you! Luckily, Amy still has some common sense and doesn't say it now! Otherwise, you should think that our (cousin) brother and sister are a pair of perverts!

"Don't ask! In short, take it off! Amy urged impatiently, "This is also to test your loyalty to me!" As Miss Ben's servant, you must be ready to be naked in front of me at all times! ”

"It's a little ...... to be naked," Pooh hesitated.

"Humph!" Amy said forcefully, "Obama doesn't wear clothes all day, and I don't see him complain about anything!" ”

Don't ask people for dogs! Obama can be naked because he is covered in hair! It's still too hot to get dressed!

"Because the valet has already peeked at your boobs, you can't just take it off!" Amy said brutally, "If you want those dollars, strip them all!" I won't give me a penny if I only take it off in half! ”

Pooh rarely began to bow his head and be silent,Looking at the Qingzi School Uniform Skirt he was wearing,Wheat-colored thighs rubbed against each other a few times,It was very tangled。

"What is there to be ashamed of?" Amy continued, "When you took a shower with me, I looked up and down from top to bottom, wasn't your body super se'x? Don't you have the confidence to expose it to the manservant? ”

"Anyway, if you are stripped naked and standing in front of him, and he still doesn't have a tent, it is definitely a big problem with sexual function, and you have to find another way quickly!"

"Take it off! What should you do if you don't strip naked and delay the manservant's medical treatment! ”

While talking to Pooh about the crookedness, he winked at me rather proudly.

This...... Looks like things are getting a little out of control! Amy, I'm afraid, isn't quite anymore, to test if my sexual function is normal.

She wanted to use Pooh's sexy body as the fuse, which directly made me lose my mind, turned into a hungry wolf and pounced, and then took advantage of the chaos to intervene and cook the raw rice to maturity rice, achieving a 3P achievement at one time!

Are you worthy of Pooh with less tendons! In this way, your drawer of money is not only for Pooh to dance a striptease, but also for her to sell herself!

Pull my best friend into my brother's bed, and pay for my brother's body sale, if I'm a pervert, I'm glad I have such a caring sister!

No kidding! Even if I really fantasize about a discordant scene with the two of you in a dirty corner of my brain, it's just a delusion that stops at a thought, and I never intended to put it into reality!

And I have a viral heart attack now, how can I put it into reality! I don't have to roll you two into bed with me, I'll die as soon as Pooh strips naked!"

"Miss Amy, I'm sorry......"

Pooh, who had experienced a huge ideological struggle, and even sweat was running down his sideburns, said with a slight trembling body.

"Although I really want the money, I can barely accept it with only the upper half of my body, and if I take it off completely, the nature will change...... I'm a ...... who doesn't sell my body."

Feed! Is it considered to be a show if you only take off your upper body? What kind of art do you sell? "Ball Craft"?

However, the money-hungry Pooh can resist the temptation of at least 100,000 dollars, and should still give her 32 likes.

"What? I don't even have the consciousness to sell myself, so I want to be my servant!? Amy turned out of the room with a grunt, and slammed the door with all the strength she could.

"It's not over! I'm going to Dr. Yu! I must know the truth! ”

When Amy went out, I was slightly relieved, and Pooh sat down weakly on the couch.

"Wow, that's dangerous...... Pooh wiped the fine sweat from his forehead, "I almost promised to show you all naked just now." ”

"Then why didn't you say yes?"

I sat down on the sofa cushion one seat away from her, picked up half a bottle of mineral water from the coffee table and moistened my throat.

"Cut, it's not because I have a good character!" Pooh casually picked up another bottle of mineral water on the coffee table and unscrewed the cap, "Fortunately, I decided a long time ago that in order to maintain my character forever, the money easily earned from Miss Amy must be donated to charity like the movie "The Saint of Gambling", and the remaining 5% can be spent ...... myself."

"So the money in Miss Amy's drawer, even if it is all converted into dollars, a total of 100,000 yuan, I must donate 95,000 yuan for charity, and the remaining 5,000 can go into my own pocket......"

"Selling my body for 5,000 US dollars, although there are a lot of them converted into RMB, I always feel that it is not so cost-effective......

Because I choked a little on drinking water, I patted my chest and said, "Fortunately, I made a hard rule for myself, if all the 100,000 dollars belonged to me, I would really get rid of it, anyway, you are not the person I hate......"

Although Pooh is greedy for money, she also superstitiously believes that the total amount of happiness in life is a constant, so she must donate a large part of the "ill-gotten gains" she easily earns to charity, otherwise she will feel uneasy and can't sleep at night, or play LOL five games and kneel or something.

Participating in the "Golden Lightning" team, she also donated 95% of the 5,000 yuan salary that Amy gave her every month to charity, leaving only a pitiful 250 yuan for her own use.

In fact, playing games with Amy is really not an "easy" thing, even the LOL god Ren Peng is often anxious and angry, and almost died in his post.

However, after being defeated by Ren Peng, Pooh has always thought that her game level is not professional, and she feels that she can become a team manager and vice captain because of her personal relationship with Amy.

So I felt guilty, so I only left a small amount of 250 yuan a month for myself, and donated the rest to the account of the special education school.

This is Weishenme's name that appears on the special education school's "donation publicity page", and it is more than the number of donations I and Shu Zhe combined (Shu Zhe was forcibly donated by me when he was selling pseudo-Niang-related goods).

"Pooh doesn't have to pick in terms of hand speed, but his awareness and movement are not coquettish enough, and he likes to hit hard too much."

When I was recuperating in the VIP building in the past two days, I met Ren Peng who came to train the team more than once, and he once talked to me about Pooh's LOL level.

"However, under my guidance, she has improved rapidly, and now she is actually the second leader of the team, worthy of the position of her vice-captain, but she has discovered it herself."

"Maybe she thinks 'Wen Wu is the first, Wu Wu is the second', and before defeating me, she will always feel that she is not good enough, right?"

"hahahahahaha, the master is lonely, the master is lonely!"

In the special bathroom to which the team belongs, Ren Peng, who urinated side by side with me, was so happy that he peed outside.

"Cousin, can you please stop laughing while peeing! Is there a master like you! ”

I protested depressedly and stayed away from Ren Peng.

Now recalling Ren Peng's sentence "Wen is the first, Wu is the second", I suddenly want to know what Pooh learned from Xiaoqin when he was in a special education school.

Hearing me ask about it, Pooh made a bitter melon face and threw his upper body back against the back of the couch.

"It's so hard to learn! I thought that martial arts training and sports activities were very similar, but I didn't expect them to be the same thing at all! ”

"What is that 'short-legged flat-chested hand', it's boring and boring to practice, I can't master the essentials, although Xiaoqin teaches very seriously, but in the end I didn't learn it at all!"

Huh? Could it be that Pooh's muscles and bones have been "transformed" by long-term athletics exercises, just like Peng Tousi, who has been transformed by Murder Fist, and has become unsuitable for the martial arts of Yin and Yang Sanshou?

Ren Peng also said that playing LOL to choose heroes can also see a person's character, Pooh's favorite deep-sea Titan, Picheng law enforcement officer, are all hard-hitting typical, this kind of pure master character, for learning the "strength" in the hands of Yin and Yang, is a disadvantageous factor.

Super cheat! weishenme, I can learn yin and yang to scatter my hands! Isn't your character better than mine, Pooh?

Pooh said that Zuihou Xiaoqin saw that she was really not suitable for yin and yang, so she taught her a very practical side kick, saying that this was her mother's usual move, and if she practiced it, it was more than enough for self-defense.

As a result, I didn't learn to be yin and yang, and I learned Aunt Ren's broken bones and flying kicks! Sure enough, pure masters can only learn the style of the masters! With your own physical fitness as the backing, one move of broken bones and flying kicks is enough for ordinary people to drink a pot!

Talking about learning martial arts and celery, Pooh suddenly said to me very worriedly:

"Ye Lin, you...... Did you and Xiaoqin break up? ”

"Huh? What did Qin tell you? ”

"Well, when I went to learn martial arts from Xiaoqin, I talked about it by chance...... She says she's not your girlfriend anymore. ”

I hesitated a little, in front of Amy, I still pretended to be a couple with Xiaoqin, so for Pooh, who often haunts Amy, is it necessary to tell the truth?

Pooh's ten fingers were twisted together, and he asked uncomfortably:

"That...... Although Xiaoqin didn't mean to blame me, but, you will break up, it won't be because of my relationship, right? Because I ate indiscriminately and got myself into heat......"